#buddie incorrect quotes

[watchyourbuck]

The 911 s7 e6 promo as ao3 tags

[buckdefender]

Buck: I feel fine.

Eddie: Buck! You were just stabbed!

Buck: Don't worry! I've been stabbed before!

Eddie: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, BUCK!!

[bucknerdycore]

Buck: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Eddie: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Buck: I—

Buck: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Buddie incorrect quotes 5/?

[blurredbuddie]

Buck in 7x04: You're in his dms but I'm in his will. We are not the same, Kinard.

[bidisasterevankinard]

Eddie*to girls* he is single

Tommy: joke on you, Diaz, he is not anymore

[loserdiaz]

911 (mainly buddie) + ao3 tags + very unnecessary commentary from me pt. 2

[alexblakehusband]

buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me

maddie:

maddie: that is not–

eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy

[evanscrayons]

buck: *acting tough* you guys don’t wanna mess with me

eddie: yeah, buck will straight up cry in public, don’t test him

buck: exactly, i will straight up-

buck:

buck: *tearing up* eddie why would you say that??

[fortheloveofbuddie]

Eddie’s disappointed husband face lives rent free in my mind

[sherlocking-out-loud]

Buck: "I was telling Maddie about how I always have checked out hot guy's asses and she seemed... surprised? Like it's not something everyone does?..."

Eddie, scrunching his nose in confusion: "Of course it is, I do it all the time!"

Buck: "Right? I've checked your ass so many times!"

Eddie: "Yeah, same!"

Buck: "It-it doesn't mean anything..."

Eddie: "No, of course not...."

Buck and Eddie: *akward silence*

[salemsvlog]

Buck, at some point after the wedding ceremony: So, everyone, this is Tommy. My boyfriend.

Tommy: Hi

Everyone:

Josh, on the back, holding a champagne bottle while looking at the sky: So you just hate me, then?

[watchyourbuck]

911 s7 through the Buddie-looking-glass so far

7x01: talk to our son im too gay for this

7x02: I swear we mean well we’re just kinda dumb *tap*

7x03: worried hubs save captain dad

7x04: fuck ur new friend- no wait dONT FUCK HIM

[buckdefender]

Buck: I changed my mind.

Eddie: Does it work now?

[bucknerdycore]

Buddie incorrect quotes 1/?

Buddie incorrect quotes

[blurredbuddie]

Eddie: Tommy is a cool guy, like he's really awes-

Buck: Tommy kissed me

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie: Tommy is a dead man. I hope he sleeps with one eye open.

[mangoloversblog]

eddie: buck this is ridiculous

buck: how dare you. i cannot believe you would say that to me. and in front of the children too.

eddie: literally what are you talking about christopher is at school.

buck: he's here in spirit! and you know he would be on my side! and now you're blatantly ignoring our oldest son????

ravi: yeah don't blatantly ignore me!

buck: i am disgusted. dismayed. horrified. appalled. ravi give me more adjectives.

ravi: smad.

buck: i am sm-

buck: ravi.

ravi: you put me on the spot!

eddie: i literally just said that you couldn't get a dog for the station without telling bobby first. and you went and brought our children into it. i am absolutely outraged.

buck: i am not loving this turn of events.