#gremlin chold

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i wanna know which mlbb men bites

so i can have a bite off

Uhhh sooooo in what context are we talkin' here? Jkjk I think I know which-

BITING BATTLE!! WHO'D AGREE?!

Alucard definitely!

Cecilion.

Chou!!

Clint.

Dyrroth. Is that even a question?

Fredrinn, no doubt.

Gatotkaca. I'm not that biased. I promise.

Gusion, bitch baby.

Hanzo because yes.

Helcurt, he's a rat.

Johnson.

Khufra no doubt.

Lancelot because yes

Martis iwnsiwjdke

Moskov

Minsitthar heuehuwhwuej.

Phoveus

Roger because he's a wolf man

Okay this is getting too long-

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GO THE FCK TO SLEEP YOU TALL ASS CHOLD

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU SHORT ASS GREMLIN

[cherrychalkup]

Some actual, honest to god, originals

42 (poor chold who just wants to live normal life and work with animals, shapeshifter from E.V.O. Universe) 

Tidal (big lovable dork man, Shallow Seas Dragon from Tale of The Tides)

Raavine (tomboy not a phase mom "I Want To Explore" Deep Sea Dragon from Tale of The Tides)

Makaru (Kitsune, annoying trashbag gremlin who never pays his bills anywhere but the tavern - Mytholic Universe) 

Lennok (Demon, part of a hivemind species. - Mytholic Universe) 

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Lemme just kiss All the mlbb women

they’re the best and i wanna be their gf

Now that.. that is sending me-

Shy kissers

Lunox

Mathilda

Rafaela

Ruby

Hanabi

Edith

Passionate kissers

Carmilla

Valentina

Silvanna

Natalia

Luo Yi

Kadita

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mlbb men and their slutty waist ugh

Fr. The only thing they're missing is a corset and they'll officially be worshipped. (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

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Will you try copy pasting it on a different program as a backup?

I'm sorry for your loss

After this horrible disaster, I will do that now with everything I write. Even asks, unfortunately the one I wrote wasn't copied.. Thank you for the condolences. I will now do my guilty eating and hope that later it will post. (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

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catttttt

Imagine if reader has a bastard of a cat, who just hates men for no reason

Reader with a cat that would scratch whoever male hero comes through the door! Imagine reader is about to get it with [insert male hero] but they have to take care of him instead because the scratch was too deep where they might have to hospitalize him. 😭

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Welp since it’s inevitable

What are Hanzo’s kinks?

(Bet there’s CNC)

How u know? (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)

Hanzo's kinks?

CNC

Marking kink / Biting

Knife kink

Latex / Rubber Fetish

Orgasm Control

Hematolagnia

Scent kink

Sadism

Dacryphilia

Kinbaku

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Xavier to his little shit of a cats: be like

I love cats but i know they’re absolute little shits lovable but still little shits

THIS IS TOO TRUE! Though he might use magic to make the naughty cats clean up after their selves so he could focus on the angel and adorable ones instead!! Also yes, cats are lovable little shits. (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

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i’m back to my Vale x reader x Valir brainrot

those two always have a grip on me, that will always come back

god can I just chew on them?

You can! At least until Vale doesn't pry you away from him or Valir--

Anyway, this is a sign to love 'em and worship them 'till your untimely death! /hj

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kitsune reader x kagura

chaos, reader is a trickster naturally and Kagura is very cheeky

God help Hayabusa

Kitsune reader working with Kagura to plan an elaborate, party prank and both making and ruining everyone in the town's day!!

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realized how MOONTOON COULDN’T EVEN WRITE THE METAVERSE PROPERLY BECAUSE APPARENTLY VILLAIN MOSKOV LOST HIS RIGHT ARM AND LOST CONSCIOUSNESS ACCORDING TO HIS BIOGRAPHY

BUT IN HIS COMIC HE DIDNT LOOSE AND ARM AND BURRIED HIS COMRADES

moONTOON DO YOU EVEN READ??

WAIT HUH? I DIDN'T NOTICE WTF ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

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yeah like we bring the good and worst out of all heroes

Absolutely, one moment we shit talk a hero using another hero that's related to their lore and the next, we send them love without paying attention to the literal insults we sent them earlier.

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Storm Blizzard Hero!Vale: “Loneliness burns-“

Allied heroes: “Not our fault you don’t get a boyfriend or girlfriend-“

Anti hero Reader: “Just because me and Valir didn’t give you your late night cuddles and kisses doesn’t mean you get to be this dramatic-“

Anti hero Valir: “Heard that Vale? You were-“

Anti hero Reader: “You don’t get to talk, you’re salty when we don’t give you enough attention.”

JSJAKSSKSJEID DRAMATIC HERO VALE MOMENTS!! READER AND VALIR WERE TOO TIRED TO CUDDLE HIM AND SLEPT ON DIFFERENT BEDS. EVERYONE IS LONELY NOW. NO ONE GOT THEIR LATE NIGHT KISSES OR CUDDLE BUDDY.

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I am so mad at the fact i can’t bite Alpha and Saber

it’s one of my ways of showing affection and i am so mad i can’t do it

Oh but you can! You might get zapped by a bit of electricity though so beware when showing your affections!

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Welp time to move on and talk about how much degrading Saber actually improves my game play and make me win

He does have a degradation kink <3

The poor Goku haired saber has a degrading kink-- I SHOULD DO THAT TO ALPHA RN. My internet was shitty asf when I played him during MCL earlier and that'll motivat-

It didn't motivate him, he just killed me. (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)