book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
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just saying the last time Steve found out someone was mean to Lucas, Steve physically fought them over it
(and given the way he wins higher stakes fights where killing the other person/creature doesn't matter/is actually preferrable, I'd safely say Steve only lost against Billy because he didn't actually want to murder another teenager. I'm tired of seeing people, including the show's own narrative, act like he's some kind of loser for not wanting to kill a Human being.)
Lucas and Erica are equally high up on Steve's list of people he cares about as Dustin and Max
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i cannot miss the irony that bioware manages to remember who rahna is, a character who is never seen and is mentioned twice at the most, but they cant remember how to spell kaidan’s name right
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The wilder experience on tumblr is reading a batshit insane take or seeing someone act like a little bitch in the notes and you check their bio because you don't want to fight with a teenager and then they have "in their 30s" in there like girl... my dude... honestly go out, join a club of whatever and get yourself some real life human interaction and maybe even some friends. Perhaps join an actual yoga class instead of pulling muscles with your online reaches
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Gale is receiving mixed signals like a Downtown LA street. Fortunately, he is used to it.
PLS
he should know this is just how they express affection by now. get with the program. take a hint. i’m flicking you in the side of the head every time you’re irritating because i’m in love with you
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What was B’s slutty era? 🤔💀
lmao just the period where he was on dating apps (and being so obvious about it that even the tabloids noticed, and they NEVER notice anything about him (thank god)), while also on-and-off'ing with kadiff AND on-and-off'ing with mark. he was just taking his time making his mind up. it's a good thing. try before you buy!
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once again thinking about how junghwan is literally never held accountable for the shit he does. literally never. he gets to do whatever he wants - i mean ffs he literally stole taejun's racket mid-match AND they had clear evidence his wrist injury was bc he punched taejun - with no repercussions and i'm genuinely so fucking tired of him
and idc if the last episode was him being forced to face the truth about his anger, i don't want him on my screen unless he is apologising for being a colossal cunt all the time 💖
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edward’s 100+ year old ass being mad about a 17 year old having a crush on another 17 year old
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