#guess i'll just think about it really hard and try to fall asleep asap

[robinsnest2111]

the dracfield stake thing won't leave my mind, and I keep spinning a little setup and backstory for it in my brain and now I want a fic aughh

[harryconcepts]

part 33

he would be such a fucking pest when security comes to escort him backstage he would be all "who, me? whatever she wants i guess 😌" and then so eager to please you when you finally come meet him, he just wants to show you how much he liked the show 😌then he would say "felt like such a whore when security came to get me... all "Mr styles, you've been requested backstage".... have to say i liked it though 😌"

I need to have a stranger things marathon with harry so bad ik you don't watch that show but I'm rewatching and it's suuuuch a good show to binge.... you would be staying up for days until you're both deliriously tired and laughing so hard at everything and eating so many snacks until you finally fall asleep on the couch 😭 and when you wake up you start it all over again 😌

thinking about being at a party and your crush frat harry is there so you're kind of a blushing mess all night and trying not to let him see 😌 someone gets really drunk and suggests spin the bottle and everyone agrees and harry is all 🙄 trying to act cool and like he doesn't want to play but secretly he's hoping so hard that you'll end up going into the closet with him 😌 when your friends get you to spin you're almost hoping it doesn't land on harry because you're not sure if you can handle being alone with him but then of course the bottle stops spinning when it's pointing directly at him 😌 he's smirking so hard when he slowly stands up and comes over to you and he reaches his hand out to help you up 😌 all his friends know he likes you so they're all whooping and yelling and your friends do the same just to embarrass you 😌 he says "come on then" and leads you to the pantry and your face is absolutely on fire but there's no way you're going to say no 😌 he shuts the door behind you, then turns to face you and says "that was a bit of a show, if you're uncomfortable we can just stand here for until they yell at us, we don't have to do anthing" and you shake your head a little, saying "I'm not uncomfortable... are you?" and he steps a little closer and says "no, I'm not" and he keeps stepping closer and you keep stepping back until he has you pressed up against the countertop with his hands on your hips 😌 he's leaning closer and closer until finally he presses his lips on yours 😌 after a moment he pulls back and says "I've wanted to do that for so long" and you grab the collar of his shirt and pull him back down, murmuring "don't stop then" and he goes absolutely feral 😌 he lifts you up to sit on the counter and you wrap your legs around his waist, he presses against you a little bit and groans so deep when you bite on his lip 😌 eventually you're startled apart when someone bangs on the door, yelling something like "time's up, lovebirds!" and you giggle a little bit before you push him back and hop down 😌 you make your way to the door but he catches your arm before you can get too far, he spins you around and pulls you against his chest and says "don't think I'm done with you yet... why don't we get out of here?" and you nod immediately, so he keeps your hand in his as he opens the door and leads you through the house 😌 all his friends are going crazy and yelling at him but he just ignores them because he's a man on a mission and that's to get you back to his place asap 😌 then he would be soooo cheeky about that little incident he would be like "All your friends already know about us, everyone already knows you're mine 😌"

bf harry would literally always be like "quit your job I'll take care of you 😌" and you always roll your eyes and say "I'm not doing that" and he's just like "you'll come around 😌" and then one day you come home and throw your keys down and say "ok that's it I'm quitting I can't handle my boss anymore" and he's just like 😁yay😁 now we can sleep in every day 😁

why do I feel like harry would think your little stuffed animal collection was so cute 🥹 and then also he would be so fucking annoying and say "you have to move them i can't have sex with you while they're watching me"

do you think Harry is annoying about your differences in American vs British English 😭 like he pretends to not know what you mean when you say fries and then he's like "ohhhh did you mean chips? yeah we can get some of those 😌" such a pest

Harry definitely hears you say some slang word and thinks it's so funny so he starts saying it constantly like "bestie come over here" and "yessss slay babe" and "iconic queen" he's so annoying i know it

harry would boop your nose and squeeze you so tight when he hugs you and you try to wiggle away but he just girls tighter and says "you're so cute just wanna squeeze you"

i think when harry is having trouble being creative he walks around naked for a while and you're like oh my god why are you naked and he goes "it fuels the creativity leave me alone" and walks away all 😠 but then like 3 seconds later he comes back and says "and actually it would really help the creative process if you were naked too"

ok this is weird but i have such a thing for harry teaching you how to defend yourself??? like I've read a million different AUs and some of them are like bodyguard harry or whatever but the idea of him being like "come on I'll show you some moves" and he tells you to try and hurt him or run away and the whole time he's teaching you different moves or maneuvers and it ofc ends with you pressed up against the wall while he kisses you bc you both got so worked up from all the touching 😋

i have a migraine and i need harry to take care of me 😔 i know he would get you an ice pack and some medicine and make sure you keep drinking water 😔 he would lay down with you even if he's not tired at all and he would rub your back 😔

the thought of harry being cheeky makes me want to k*ll myself like imagine him smacking your ass when you walk by and then you look at him and he's just like 😁

i fear harry touches you all the time and he can never keep his hands to himself 😮‍💨 whether that's having his hands on your waist when he comes up behind you in the kitchen or running his fingers over your thighs while you're on the couch together or just coming up and hugging you so tight he lifts you off the ground because he just thinks you're cute, he doesn't care he just needs to be touching you 😮‍💨

no bc when I think of harry coming home from tour or being away for any amount of time i 100% see him running up to you and hugging you so hard your feet come off the ground and he doesn't put you down until you're laughing and saying you can't breathe 🪂

thinking about how fwb harry would always be down for some good old fashioned stress relief 🫶🏻 he notices you've been a little off lately and then one day you're so snappy and basically bite his head off when he just asked a simple question so then he says "do you need me to make you cum? is that why you're being such a brat lately?" and you roll your eyes and walk towards the bedroom, and he doesn't follow bc he assumes you want some alone time but then you look back at him and say "...well?" and he's immediately like "okay 😌" and hopping up to follow you 🫶🏻 then afterwards you're being all sweet and clinging on him and he's all "ooooh so that's what it takes? good to know" and he's so smug knowing he has a way to get you to be nice to him

why do I feel like harry would be so good about you being a picky eater 😭 like this is so niche but idc i basically eat the same thing every day and restaurants stresssssss me out bc I can never find something that sounds good but I feel like he would be so chill about it 😭 he would be like "oh we're having spaghetti again? cool cool I'll grab the parmesan cheese" or if you're going out he always picks a restaurant he knows you like ☹️ he wouldn't be annoyed he would just go with it because if you're happy he's happy ☹️

feeling like a whore tn and thinking about how harry would make you beg him before he gives you what you want and he would make you say exactly what you want him to do 😌 when you don't do it at first he just teases his fingers slowly over your clit, not giving you nearly enough and he says "I can do this all night, so i guess it's up to you whether or not you get what you want" and he smirks at the way you whine 😌

i wanna take edibles with harry sooooo bad 😭 you're both just laying on the couch staring at the ceiling and you say quietly "I feel like I'm floating" and he's silent for a minute before he bursts out laughing and then you're just giggling together because everything feels weird and you just can't stop 😭 then he says "I'm hungry... are you hungry?" and you nod but neither of you make a move to get up, so then he reaches for his phone to order something 😭 then he says "you realize we're going to have to get up when they get here right" and you let out a big sigh then say "that's your job actually" and then you're both giggling again 😭 when you get the food you get cuddled back up together and he probably feeds you some ☹️ you say "I think this is the best food I've ever eaten" and he laughs and says "let me have a taste" and leans in to kiss you 😭 later you would put on a movie but you're not paying attention, just listening to each other's heartbeats and feeling each other breathe until you fall asleep 😭

I have this suuuper cute dress and the straps are ties and i feel like harry would be so annoying 😭 he would come up and slooowly pull the tie undone and then be like "oops... looks like your strap fell off 😋 might as well show me your boobs since they're right there 😋"

i have literally not stopped thinking about having a threesome with harry... I know they would both be so attentive and fighting for your attention and they both just want to make you feel good 😵‍💫 they would definitely tease you so much, talking over you and saying stuff like "i don't think she deserves to cum yet, doesn't seem near desperate enough to me" and the other would nod and agree and then they get back to teasing 😵‍💫 you can barely even focus on the feeling of one of their lips against your neck because the other is going down on you and it's just so overwhelming 😵‍💫

him saying 3 2 1 is so funny he absolutely would and then he would be such a pest saying "ohhhh you're filthy aren't you" even though he probably has way more stuff than you do, but that's not a surprise bc everyone knows he's a whore but for you it's different because you seem so innocent and you blush at the smallest thing and yet here you are with a whole box of sex toys 😌he would be so annoying I need him

I need to be mean to harry I want to say "you're such a whore for wearing that" and he would laugh and pull you close saying "you love it" and you nod kissing him and saying "it's true i do" 😌

thinking about going to a club like the box for the first time with harry and he's just watching you smirking at how you're all 😶 at everything 😌 as you're watching the dancers he's standing behind you to whisper in your ear, filthy stuff like "you like that don't you... you like seeing the girls put on a show for you" and you're just frozen watching everything that's going on 😌

right here's the thing when I'm on my period I don't want anyone to touch me but I still want to touch him okay I want to lay on top of him with both of us being shirtless and put my arms around him and let his warm body soothe my cramps 👍🏻 and he would stay completely silent and still and leave me to my own devices bc he's a good bf like that 👍🏻

harry would literally be so good when you're on your period he wouldn't get annoyed with your mood swings or if you were pissy with him he would just give you some space and bring you food after an hour or so to hopefully make you smile 😔 he doesn't ever get mad at you because he knows you're hurting and can't really help it so he just does whatever he can to be sweet to you 😔 you come to him later and hug him, apologizing for being so mean but he just kisses your head and says "it's okay baby, know you're not feeling well" and ask if you want to watch a movie 😔 he doesn't cuddle up to you like normal because he's not sure if that's what you want but you give him your hand so he can hold it because you know he likes touching you in any way he can 😔

yes let's discuss. he would love to use a vibrator on you and I fear he would blindfold you so you can't tell what he's going to do next 🫶🏻 he would run it over your nipples and collarbones and up and down your sides to make you squirm and then he would tease it gently over your hipbones because he knows it's sensitive there 🫶🏻 when you're shaking from anticipation and how bad you want him he smiles and drops it directly against your clit 🫶🏻you're moaning and trying to move away from how intense it is but he moves his arm to press down on your lower stomach and holds you in place 🫶🏻 he's murmuring such dirty words, saying "that feel good baby? I always know how to make my girl feel good, don't i" and you nod, gasping his name when he presses it a little harder against you 🫶🏻 he's rubbing it in slow circles so you feel the vibrations everywhere and when you start tensing up and he can tell you're close he says "go on, cum for me, I've got you just let go" and he praises you the whole time 🫶🏻

and you know what ... harry would sleep in the guest room if you asked him to and he would not complain 🫶🏻 he would say of course and then the next morning he would wake you up with breakfast in bed (not before 11 though) and when you're past the first few days of your period and you're feeling a little better you say "sorry for being a bitch" and he's immediately like "you weren't a bitch" and you look at him like 😒 and he goes "okay maybe a little moody... but you're allowed this week" and you thank him for being so nice 😔

I'm glad I'm not insane for loving toxicish harry 🤭 y'all aren't official but every time he sees a guy even looking at you he will literally threaten them and tell them to stay away from you 🤭 you get annoyed because he's being so possessive and he has no right to be but then he fucks you so good that it makes up for everything 😌

I'm thinking about middle of the night talks with Harry 😔 you're feeling very anxious and can't sleep so you get up to find a snack or maybe make some tea, and a few minutes later harry comes stumbling down the stairs, rubbing his tired eyes and coming to find you 😔 he wraps his arms around you from behind, resting his head on your shoulder and says "how come you're up?" with his voice all low and sleepy, you lean back against him and say "just couldn't sleep" and he nods a little bit because he knows you have bad nights like this sometimes 😔 he asks if you want to talk about it and you shake your head, just content to be there with him 😔 after you take a few sips of tea (and of course hold it to his lips so he can have some too) you say "would it be okay if we talked about it? it's okay if you're too tired right now or-" and he cuts you off to say "hey, I'm never too tired for you, of course we can talk about it" and he moves to make his own cup 😔 he sits next to you at the table, maybe he reaches over to light a candle or maybe you're only lit up by the moon, but either way it feels very cozy and intimate to be so close 😔 you tell him you've just been feeling very anxious lately and don't really know how to handle it, he listens so attentively, nodding to show he's paying attention but mostly just letting you get it all out 😔 when you're done talking he hugs you and thanks you for telling him everything, then he says "i mean it when i say you can always talk to me, ok? i want you to come to me if you're not feeling good, no matter the reason" and you nod and hug him back a little tighter 😔 I feel like you would have so many late nights together where you just talk about everything you've been thinking about lately and you always go to bed feeling a little bit lighter now that you're not holding it in anymore 😔

i want to go to a carnival with harry ☹️ he would for sure win you a teddy bear and drag you on all the rides and kiss you at the top of the ferris wheel ☹️ you would share some cotton candy and he would kiss you and tell you how sweet you taste ☹️ the whole time he has his arm over your shoulder and he's just happy to be with you ☹️

the way Harry would never make fun of you for things that are a big deal to you 😔 literally like bare minimum but so sweet anyways 😔 he knows you don't like walking through the dark hallway to use the bathroom at night so he buys a nightlight for his house without even mentioning it 😔 he thinks it's adorable that you sleep with a teddy bear or whatever and he probably has a picture of you cuddled up to it 😔 he just always wants you to be comfortable with him so he does anything he can to make you feel safe at his house 😔

i literally can't stop thinking about how sweet he would be when you're on your period ... he comes home to find you curled up in bed, he asks how your day was and you just tell him to leave you alone and he realizes what must be happening so he does, he goes in the other room and leaves you to do your thing 😔 he knocks on the door a few hours later, holding a cup of hot chocolate and says "I made this for you... do you need anything? the heating pad or some medicine?" and you shake your head, saying a soft thank you for the drink and he says of course and starts to leave again but you stop him, saying "I'm just going to take a nap, but you could stay if you wanted to" and he lights up immediately, pulling off his shirt and climbing in next to you 😔 you offer him your hand since you don't feel like fully cuddling and that's enough to make him happy 😔

you're a little nervous before your first show of the tour and he comforts you saying "nothing to be nervous about baby, you'll be amazing and I'll be there the whole time" and gives you a kiss ☹️ he says "everyone loves you, they might love you even more than they love me" and you laugh because you know it's not true but he's so sweet to say that and you know he believes it's the truth ☹️you know he's your #1 supporter and he'll be at every single show dancing his little heart out ☹️

no you say "I almost flashed u guys" and he yells "DO IT" and since it's not a huge venue everyone hears him and laughs and you're just like 🙄 bc he's such a fucking pest

like how people at harry shows yell "take off your clothes" he would definitely do that and think he's sooo funny, then that night back at the hotel he's all "well? take them off 😌"

then you say "i don't think so... you acted like such a little slut out there, what makes you think you deserve to be touched?"

please he needs to see your boobs at all times, you're just cuddling on the couch and he turns his head and says "I miss them" and pushes your shirt up to put his hands on you 😌

he would be so turned on by your little groupie routine and he doesn't even know how to put it into words but the way you boss him around a little and the power trip you get from seeing him so needy and obedient... you're both very into it and it leads to some absolutely filthy sex 😌

he motions for you to flash him and you mouth back "you first" so he pulls up his shirt to show you the hoobies ❤️ you're laughing and turning away to keep singing and he's never been happier ❤️

he would make a sign that says "i banged the singer" and he wouldn't bring it because he doesn't want to go too far but when you get back to your dressing room he shows you the picture of it and he's so proud and thinks he's so funny 😭then you tell him to bring it next time, not thinking he actually will, but the next show rolls around and he's holding it proudly above his head 😌

[mikaa-exe]

Demon hunter au | Demon!Hyunjin x DemonHunter!Reader

Requested by @jung-snoopy-woo, thank you so much for your kind words ^^

•Gender neutral reader

•fluff uwu

•some swear words here and there

•might have some typos but I'll fix them asap if I find any

Ok

We don't want to brag here but

You kinda were the best demon hunter of your area

Those naughty creatures got nothing on you

You were always one step ahead

You've been doing this for so long that you already knew every trick they would use to mislead you, every action and almost every face and name -_-

And you could see that they were scared of you, even if they didn't show it

You're basically a whole badass reader damn!!

Let's give some context here

So there's been demons around since before you were born

They aren't the evil bloodthristy creatures that you normally find in books or movies

Well most of them aren't

Some of them kill and do that whole satan thing but the rest are chill most of the time

They're just a pain in the butt jesus

The demons love to be mischievous and play tricks on every one

They steal not because they need money or products but because they love chaos

They go to peoples houses just to mess with their closets and dishes

They eat your food before you can even finish cooking it

They even steal candies from children >:( those bastards

So it's your job to capture these creatures when they get too out of control

You're amazing but there is one specific demon that haunts your nightmares

Hwang Hyunjin -_-

This demon has been YOUR pain in the butt for almost 6 years now!!

The first time he appeared was in your bedroom, you were about to fall asleep when you felt your hair being pulled from behind you

Boy you were hella fast to jump from your bed and grab the closest thing to you in that moment, which was YOUR GUN- no I'm joking, it was a knife, you don't bring guns to bed, that's gross

You looked around but it was too dark to see anything so you sneackly walked to the switch and BAM

No one was there

The fuck

-_-

Now at this point you were positive it was a demon but why wasn't he showing itself or attacking you again? That's not common of them

-"Did you lose something?"

JESUSWTFISHAPPENINGBITCHIGOTAKNIFEANDIMNOTAFRAIDTOUSEIT

The voice behind you made you jump and hit your head in the light that hanged from the wall

Well ouch that was really unecessary

You looked up and--

Wow hello cutie

NOP

WHAT THE FUCK READER IT'S A DEMON AND IT JUST PULLED YOUR HAIR GET YOUR FEELINGS TOGETHER

The little shit had the audacy to l a u g h

Bitch

- "Aren't you supposed to be the best demon hunter here?"

You gave this little shit your scariest gaze

At least the scariest you could while sitting on the floor with your hair all over the place

-"WhY? dO yOu hAvE A pRoBlEm SiR?"

-"Mmh idk... Thought you'd be taller"

And just like that he desapeared, leaving you on the floor still trying to digest what the heck had happened here

So there you go, that's how you two met

From that day on he made sure to visit you almost everyday

He's the one who switches your socks right before you go out just to see you wearing mismatching socks like an idiot

He puts salt on your morning cereal and sugar on your lunch

He goes to school with you and just follows you everywhere

-"Is this what you chose to wear to school? Geez"

-"vxhdbxvvx can you not"

-"That girl is looking at you funny, you should spit on her"

-"WtF sPiT?!"

-"Omg the teacher asked you a question and you're taking this long to answer?"

-"Shut up I'm thinking!!!"

-"What if you stood up right now and started dancing the floss?"

-"Why would I do that?"

-"Why aren't you talking to me? :("

-"Hyunjin I am in class and I don't want to talk"

-"Why do you keep responding then?"

-"I'm about to punch you so hard--"

-"You can't, you're in class"

-"ARHHHHHH"

You would laugh at how ridiculous this situation was if it had nothing to do you with you

BUT IT HAD UFFF

You tried everything to get Hyunjin to leave you alone

Demon traps, boxes, holy water because why not

You tried violence once but the best you managed to do was throwing him some cookies

Guess what

You missed

And you waisted some perfectly good cookies :(

You're not a violent person in general bUT THIS BOY AHH

You even tried talking to him at one point about this whole situation but he was too busy drawing on your kitchen walls with tomato sauce

It was starting to get to you so you reported him to your superiors but they said they didn't have any complains about a demon named Hyunjin

So that means this idiot is only here to mess with you and you only

WHY CRUEL WORLD WHY

Ok

Let's be fair

He never seemed interested in actually hurting you or doing anything too mean

He just seemed to want your attention God knows why

So if you're stuck dealing with him might as well try and enjoy this situation

What do people usually say?

If you can't win, join them

Instead of yelling at him or throwing him your book collection for the third time you asked how his day went and even offered him some cookies

Let's just say he was s h o o k

He just stood there, mouth open and completly lost

JSHDJDBBDNSNVDKD

READER YOU BROKE HIM!!!

You?! Being nIcE to him?!

Is this a joke, where are the cameras?!

The only thing he managed to say was a shy "Good.." and a mumbled "no thanks"

O M G :o

The demon that's capable of spending the whole night talking about God knows what is out of words .. WOW!

The next day you found him repainting his old masterpiece on your kitchen wall but with mustard this time

You quietly walked up to him and replaced the mustard in his hand with a rug

-"I like this smell better"

HE WAS SO CONFUSED THE POOR THING!!

He looked down with the face of someone who was having an existential crisis and started cleaning your wall

You smiled at him and gave him a thumbs up to which he responded with a blink and a worried smile

SJBDJSMBDJE HELP

So yeah, from that day foward you tried being nice to him and understanding his needs and actions

And if we're being honest here

He wasn't all that bad when you got to know him better

Aparently the other demons didn't like him that much so he tried to find other ways to entertain himself

You thought maybe boddering you was his way of expressing himself??

He thought that was the only way he could get your attetion

So you tried teaching him how to help instead of being annoying

He still went to school with you but now he insisted to help by carrying some of your stuff

He was quieter during classes and even started answering some questions on a notebook that you offered him

Maybe it was out of boredom but you were so happy!!

He was learning and that was so good and adorable! ^w^

He asked for your help sometimes with the things he couldn't solve

And you thought he looked so cute when he would bite your pencil whenever a harder question came up

You two started doing homework together and he was getting so much better at each subject

You felt like a proud mother :')

He would now watch you while you cooked for you both and would occasionally ask some questions like why did you put that in there or why were you mixing the ingredients with a fork and not a spoon

So you tried teaching him how to cook

Let's just say he was a whole m e s s

So after hours of intense baking you ended up with a weird red mix and some mashed potatoes

Your kitchen was dirty, sticky, slippery and oN FIRE OMG!!!!!!

After a visit from the fire department Hyunjin promised he would be more careful and ask you before turning on anything

You also discovered he was a whole teddy bear

Omg this boy was so soft and cuddly

He's such a clingy demon but he was also kinda shy, specially at first

THE UWUs

THEY EXPLODED

He started by getting closer to you until your shoulders touched but if you looked at him with a questioning gaze he would immediately push you to the ground and run away with a evil laugh and some flushed cheeks

Whenever you had free time you two would do a movie marathon that always ended up with holding hands or falling asleep on each other

He once had the brilliant idea that you two should definitely watch a horror movie one night

He thought it would be the perfect opportunity to prove you how strong he was and how he could protect you

But it didn't go like he had hoped to

You two ended up a trembling mess of limbs, cuddled up to each other as Hyunjin whispered how bad of an idea that was and how it was all your fault

THIS BITCH I CAN'T-

Some days you would just arrive home totally exhausted and Hyunjin would make you some warm tea and cuddle you on the sofa until you fell asleep

He'd try to stay awake in case you wanted to move or go to your room but you were so warm and cozy that he was gone not even a minute after you

He'd also insist on doing your hair when you were going out

He loved it and he had a lot of fun so anytime he had the opportunity he would ask you to let him help

At first you ended up with a mess of braids and accessories that formed a weird nest on your head

BUT HYUNJIN LOOKED SO HAPPY WITH HIS PUPPY EYES AHH

You ended up going out like that

But he got better with time

Whenever you had to leave him alone at home you would write him a list of things for him to do and others that he shouldn't even attempt to

You arrived later and found your house a little messier than before and Hyunjin cleaning a weird green goo that mysteriously fell on the floor

Y o u r f l o o r

But you couldn't be mad at him now, specially because when Hyunjin saw you he tackled and trapped you in a big bear hug that immediately melted all your anger

How can someone be so cute Hwang Hyunjin wHAT IS HE DOING TO YOU

How dare he mess with your feelings this way

You two started opening up more and more to each other and BAM that's how you got your super demon best friend :D

His mischievous side wasn't all gone, he still pranked you once in a while but now you were sure it wasn't for the sake of being mean

And he made sure to compensate you with cuddles, an attempt of a meal or a gift made of things he found around the house

It so was weird

At first you couldn't handle him but now you two are inseparable!

It's unusual but you both make it work

Your own way ^^

[standfortheangels]

For the send a ship meme I'll send both the power couple and the newbies (Brandon and Mike xD)

Eyyy okay~ x)

Naturally this is a long one so, I’ll stick a little link in~

Send me a ship & i’ll tell you: (Cinder & Chester)

who is more likely to fall asleep on the couch

Probably Chester, konking out after he’s gone too long without sleep and Cinder finally gets him to stop for a few minutes. Again. X’)

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who makes meals and who is more likely to hoard take-out menus

Hmm.. That’s a trickier one~ In their normal verse Chester kind of hoards meals, and if one is off or there aren’t any in, he doesn’t mind cooking one himself, it actually gives him something else to do when he has time, but often he doesn’t and just ends up going without. Cinder I think might be excited at the idea of just being able to order a full meal from somewhere else, so I’d think she’d be more likely to have menues~ (She also keeps putting new ones around in Chester’s house for when he’s too rushed to cook and she’s not there, thinking he’ll stop and see them and actually get some food that day, because she’s lovely like that~)

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who gives nicknames

I kinda feel like they both do to an extent? But Cinder would probably have to be the one to start it~ (cute headcanon alert- when/if ever they get into a back-and-forth nickname thing as a fun teasing game, Chester will at some point switch languages just so he can change to compliments without her knowing >w>)

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favorite non-sexual activity

Maybe the hair-braiding? ^w^ (although I get the sense that they’d mix in as many new activities as they always can, and I know Chester is secretly partial to the basket-weaving~ ^^)

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who leaves notes for the other to find

Maybe Chester? He still has difficulty reading in AUs, and I think that’s the kind of thing that Cinder would get a sense of and, maybe just leave nice short notes when she needs or wants to, maybe even just little hearts drawn about, that’d be cute ^^. But knowing how much Cinder loves to read, I think Chester would make the effort to leave little notes whenever he could too~

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who crosses the street to pet a cute dog

Uumm.. I genuinely don’t know? x’)

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who takes notes on the other’s favorite foods and makes sure the fridge is stocked

I feel like they would both try to, but Cinder would be way better at noticing when something was running low probably, because of having to check supplies at camp. Chester… is more haphazard and disorganised, so that probably wouldn’t work for him. but he would still be more likely to choose something she loves and make it on a day when he’s cooking, especially something she loves that she hasn’t had in a while.

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who initiates sex most of the time

I will explain this; My answer is both. I think Cinder is so cautious about the subject because of how he usually reacts that, even though I think she’d actually initiate in practice, I also think she’d be more careful about how she does it. Maybe like planting hints an seeing how he reacts. So, if he’s interested, he’ll kind of then initiate, not really knowing that Cinder was thinking about it before he was. So they both kinda feel like they’re the one who starts it.

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who apologizes first after a fight

They so rarely fight but I honestly think it would be very close to even, if not literally 50/50

who is more protective

Mmm.. Cinder. ^^

who says “I love you” first

Oooooooo…….. Maybe Chester? I’m not sure! I feel like Chester would be ready to say it first just on the love level, because Cinder kinda being raised not to even think about love or really herself. Having that awful relationship with Boulder though maks me second-guess it. Would she be less likely to believe that love is real or that it’s worth pursuing, and be less likely to say the words first? Or would the difference between Boulder and Chester be so shocking that she’d be almost a little swept away and be More likely to say it?

Chester though, while Cinder was raised to detatch from herself and her needs for others, Chester was raised in a place where being honest and expressing your emotions is part of the culture~ The only thing holding him back is the confidence issue, but I still kinda feel like he wouldn’t be able to hold it. He’d crack and tell her, but quite possibly framing it as an apology, because he sees her as so out-of-this-world amazing that even daring to mention that he wants to be with her is so opposite to what he thinks she wants.(But imagining how stunned he would be if she said it first tho >w>)

Honestly either way I think is just as good, because we know it starts off their amazing life together and that’s more than enough for me~ ;w;

So now for the newbies!! :D

Send me a ship & i’ll tell you: (Brandon & Mike)

who is more likely to fall asleep on the couch

Mike! He doesn’t even have a regular day/night sleep cycle. When he’s tired, as long as he’s sat or laying somewhere, he’ll usually fall sleep. Simple as. >w>

(Also now I know Brandon is a light sleeper, combine that with how hard he works/how little he takes time to relax, and it’s really no competition~)

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who makes meals and who is more likely to hoard take-out menus

I’m not sure Brandon would have much time to make meals, but I do see him being someone who tries to eat healthier than take-out food. Mike.. cannot cook at all, and does love junkfood, but for a meal he prefers the social aspect of eating with other people around, so a take-out wouldn’t really be his style either?

I’d see them more having meals with Sandy or Mike’s family, and Mike would probably take an extra plate from meals with his family and bring it little tubs, or get help to pre-prepare easy meals for Brandon when he’s been working hard and needs a good meal and a rest~

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who gives nicknames

Brandon~ In that thing where Mike tried his uniform on and Brandon called him superman because of his socks? So cute~ -w-

favorite non-sexual activity

uuuuhhhhhhhmm.. I really don’t know, but I think it’ll be a sweet journey finding out~ x3

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who leaves notes for the other to find

Mike! They’ll be a little bit scrawly and poorly spelt, but that’s cute right? >w> He’d probably sneak notes into Brandon’s pockets in his different uniforms for when he puts them on, in the fridge on top of a treat he’s put in there for him… basically Mike is like a sweetness ninja~ >w>

(bonus, Brandon sees him doing this more often than Mike will ever know, because Brandon kinda wants to let him think he’s succeeding in making it a surprise~ It’s nice to see how excited Mike looks after, when he knows he’s put something somewhere and is waiting for Brandon to find it~ Plus it gives Brandon a chance to tease him by purposefully not “finding” it, dodging the area in a very vocal way until Mike gets too impatient and overeager and just has to tell him >w

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who crosses the street to pet a cute dogboth! Brandon is sometimes too focused or busy, and Mike’ll do his best to drag him along, but when they’re out and relaxed I think they both would want to anyway~ :)-

who takes notes on the other’s favorite foods and makes sure the fridge is stocked

Maybe Brandon? To be honest Mike’s fridge is just evidence that he doesn’t take as much care of himself as he does others, there’s always food that’s way out of date, there are very few ingredients that look like they could go together at all, and it’s full of almost-empty junkfood wrappers (Or actual empty ones that he often puts back for some reason). I think looking in there would probably make Brandon feel that action was necessary ASAP. xD

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who initiates sex most of the time

Mike does have a fairly high sex drive and generally consistent energy, so it could well be him, but he’d wait for Brandon to make the first move the first time for sure, and he would never ever push the issue at all. It’d just be like “okay~! You want some hot chocolate instead?” or something like that :)

who apologizes first after a fight

Mike has a tendancy to cut off and apologise before the fight has even finished so, yea. But I honestly don’t see them fighting, I think they’d be able to talk things through impressively calmly~

who is more protective

Probably Brandon. They both are, but while Mike’s is almost laced with a sense of usual guardian-angel-ness, Brandon has that kind of internal drive to protect that makes protectiveness just a bit more immediate and up-front~

who says “I love you” first

I honestly honestly love the idea of them both trying to and not doing it right or chickening out almost one after the other until someone else has to actually intervene and do it for them xD

[noblueskies]

Here's something else

Well this is fun it's now almost 4:30AM!

This is on and it's kinda depressing from old memories but it's nice. I've just woken my parents up by crawling up the hallway to get to the bathroom BC I needed to go to the toilet but I was loud and I didn't mean to be it was just the boots and if you've ever been up in the night then you've 'tip toed' places and as I've explained I can't even stand so that was made hard and crawling was loud so don't try that if you're thinking of using it. I've solved a couple of puzzles and now idrk what to do but listen to music and vent about how I hate but also like paracetamol extra and I'm really sensitive to caffeine before you say I'm a lightweight I'm not a coffee drinker I prefer tea and yeah it's not fill of caffeine so I have no tolerance. But yeah I'm sat in bed listening to Spotify and thinking about how I'm missing more school but you know what screw it is mean there's nothing that I can do about it now and I'll end up catching up later I'll be fine it'll just be a heavy Saturday. Also I forgot to say earlier if it is what the spine surgeon suggested then it could take surgery which really is not good BC even though it's not very invasive it still is a little invasive and it has its risks and if I didn't get it with the NHS then that'll be very very very expensive BC you know it's pricey private but well worth it BC I need to get this sorted by it's knocking the shit out of me at the moment. Oh well I guess this is all I can do for the moment. Bless my dad he's been on the phone lots and trying to get me the next appointment ASAP but idk how long it'll be we should get a phone call tomorrow (today but if I fall asleep it'll be tomorrow BC it's 4am in the morning 12-11-19) and ooh it's A's birthday!! Yeah I should text him.

Anyways where was I oh yeah basically the person we saw first privately was a spinal surgeon BC we thought it was to do with our spine but here's the kicker... It wasn't so now we have been reffered to the next person and today we found out that he doesn't deal with children which is really weird bc im 15 and fully grown almost as a man well my feet are fully grown at least. But yeah so now we're trying to get to another person who can help but that's the story so far and if we could have done anything quicker we would have. I got my MRI on a disc also it came when I was ill Friday last week which is really cool they look awesome and I also have my feet which I haven't seen anyone about yet so yeah if there's a orthopaedic Doctor out there who reads MRIs and deals with children that'd be awesome but yeah it's specialist and it's annoying BC I'm slightly worried that we won't get someone to see me quickly but it should be ok it will be ok. I feel sorry for the people around me more than me I'm literally being waited on I'm experiencing what it is like to be my bother right now that's funny (he never does anything) but still it's a lot of pressure on my family and ontop of all this since close friends are going through a tough time and that's going to be a bit overwhelming for everyone but it should be ok I mean worst case scenario I'll just wheel around the house and help out where I can but it's really hard to do that because even though I live in a bungalow which is amazing can I say and some of it is more open planned it's also really awkward to get into my room, bathroom, utility room, spare room and out of the house that's one thing I really miss that I cannot do normal things that other people can you really don't realise the amount of things I can't do anymore. I was ok with sitting out of PE or doing things that wasn't running (4 months ago I could easily stand and walk mostly) but now I can't do that at all it's just too bad. I can't go into town to meet people and for the most part they have to come to me. I haven't left the house in 3 days since I went to a party and that was hard with the codiene - also there's an update on that I'll say in a minute yeah an update within 3 Hours of rambling but I just forgot to say I'll explain in a minute - but yeah I was shattered like almost falling asleep on the sofa shattered which for me is impressive BC I used to not sleep well and I got by with lots of sugar in my system.

Now back to the medicine/drugs. The medicine I'm taking isn't fully effective BC codiene is not an anti inflammatory which isn't what would help tarsal tunnel (js all of my symptoms fit it and this was before I heard of it I'm not saying it is it it just gives me a smidge of hope that this shit show might soon come to a close) so it'll stop me feeling shattered if I stop taking those but I can keep my naproxen and amitriptyline so I might trial that BC I feel like crap with or without the painkillers but feeling tired is rubbish also so I'll just give it a go. I hope there's no withdraw from codiene like ik I'm not addicted but just wonder BC it's really strong. Oh well it'll be fine I'm sure. I'll continue this rambling soon.