#guess what I watched last night

[summercamp2007]

imagine if isle of dogs came out in 2012 and we got animashes and drawings of chief and spots with emo hair with a line down the middle and amvs done in paint to flyleaf. GOD. I wishhhhh

[ramshacklefey]

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

[judyalvqrez]

there was something really jim henson-esque and campy about how some of the non-human races were portrayed in the new dnd movie that i really enjoyed. they could’ve easily gone the shitty cgi route or just not shown those races up close at all, but no, they said you want a bird man? we’re gonna get you a bird man

[arkarti]

The man behind it all 🎈

Twitter: X

[taters169]

Imagine watching Alien with a borrower and they don't even get slightly jumpscared cos they're just like "have you ever seen a house spider?"

[mariatesstruther]

okay but a version of events in which tommy takes ellie to the fireflies, but NEITHER of them come back. and maria joel have to work together to get them back

[mortiflyer]

jannik has bright red hair and is never seen without a hat and for these reasons I have concluded he has a little rat controlling him

[ifwebefriends]

I want to see Amy in the new Sonic movie just as much as the next guy but I also worry that if they introduce Amy and Shadow in the Sonic movie!verse at the same time then the fandom is going to have a schism like the church

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digitally coloured ball point pen drawing of Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. Their nose is bleeding a little and they look irritated, glaring off to the right. End description.]

Ash doodle >:(

[miwtual]

THE BEAR (2022—) 1.01, “System”

[mollyrolls]

omg i forgot to tell you guys but i was fully dying last night roommate storytime

for context: my roommate, let’s call her cece, is the most cliche tiktok theatre kid girl you could ever imagine. we did random roommates so we don’t have that much in common; she likes to go out to clubs and frats and shit and i spent my night last night doing a puzzle. dichotomy of man

anyways, i was back in the room getting ready to gts and she comes BURSTING into the room and immediately starts stripping 😭😭 i’m like “hi cece….whatcha doing..” and she jumps a foot in the air bc she didn’t see me. keep in mind i am not doing anything secretive or hiding, like i’m just standing there.

she starts going on this crazy tangent abt how she’s a horrible person and is abt to do this horrible thing and i immediately clock that she is drunk off her ass 😭 she’s also just standing there in her bra and underwear and i am looking so hard at the ceiling bc wtf am i supposed to do in that situation

and idk if i misheard her but i swear she said to me “i’m going to fuck my best friends boyfriend” 😀🤨 she’s also changing into like a lacy babydoll??? like hello!!!!??

so i’m thinking : ok this girl has been on a self sabotaging streak recently (another story for another day) and she is in no position to be doing anything like that rn so i guess it’s my job to talk her out of doing this disastrous thing

so i say “cece don’t fuck your best friends boyfriend. that’s crazy.” and she goes “nononono not fucking, eye fucking. i eye fuck everyone when i’m drunk.” which i can confirm bc she was doing it to me at this exact moment, i am still staring at the ceiling

so i’m like ok fine that’s ur prerogative as long as ur not compromising urself do what u want. but she’s conscious enough to know that if she keeps eye fucking this guy her best friend is going to be paranoid abt it?? and like have a horrible night?? but she’s not gonna stop!!!??? whatever

and then this is where i start dying bc she starts comparing herself to ME 😭😭😭😭

she’s like “ugh molly you’re so cute and wholesome, like spending ur night with ur game group and ur puzzle ugh i want to be like youuuuu” full drunk girl whining and like spinning around and i straight up had to bite my fist

bc i was doing the aforementioned puzzle bc she had sexiled me abt 2 hrs before

but she’s in this like playboy cover lingerie set going BACK OUT to her friends room, full sprinting across our room bc she keeps forgetting shit, has not said a coherent sentence once, and is talking abt how i’m a cute little wholesome person and she wants to be like me. i feel like i’m tripping on something

and then this is the best part i’m quoting this verbatim

“and while i’m about to go do this HORRIBLE thing because i’m a HORRIBLE person YOUREEEE gonna be in here in the room probably writing some cute fun story which by the way you should probably post on AO3 bc if i ever figure out how to work AO3 i bet i’d find ur stuff and i bet it’s be so good but i’d never tell you i found ur stuff bc i wouldn’t know but i would know because you look like you’d be a good writer okay BYEEEEE!”

and then she slams the door and is gone until 3 am. this was in a span of abt 4 minutes

[ryuusea]

🔍🎩🎀 Making of 『Hidden Region』

Happy TRIGGER anniversary 🎉

I hope you all have fun looking at and finding all the little references in here! 🤫🤭

Yes I still am obsessed with this music video.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

you know i was able to hold myself down quite calmly until you reminded me the website is updating, and now i'm struggling with myself it feels like i put myself in a straight jacket of sorts. BWAH

(i say thing jokingly, BUT I AM THERE WITH YOU I FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL FROM THE EXCITEMENT IM JUST. AUGH) god save us all for when it drops

im so normal.... im so sane.... auahhhhhahh

we're going to collectively lose our absolute marbles ouagh. actual image of us all rn:

[marsixm]

i also think the fact that i had such a stunted and isolated upbringing and now that im an adult all my friends are on atypical life paths (and honestly even my friends as a kid were like this too) means i find things that are usually very common life stages really interesting. like knowing someone who has a house and a wife and 2 kids (with that wife) and a job with a salary feels like meeting fucking paul bunyun to me. or hearing the kids i work with talk about graduating high school and going to college and being on a real path with that stuff is neat? or even sometimes knowing cis/het people who are like going thru that coming of age stuff that i never really experienced the way you see it in the movies bc of transness/queerness/neurodivergence. its like woah they said the name of the thing in the thing. do u know what i mean???

[ibyul]

🤡

[moonsugar-and-spice]

"John Wick" Lu Da au...

where against all odds Lu Da manages to escape his life of crime, settles down (much as a sea-loving pirate can) with Rinna, only for her to fall ill and die a few years later in a cruel twist of fate.

Just three days after her passing, neck-deep in grief, he's on his way to get sustenance when some punk thug and his cronies try to bully him into selling his crossbow (a one-of-a-kind piece of craftsmanship, worth many times its weight). When Lu Da refuses, they track him down in the night, beat him bloody, and kill his beloved dog Lady Luck, just to steal the damn weapon (and for petty revenge).

Problem is, this thug has no idea what he just did, or who he did it to, or that this man is clean out of fucks. But his father does. A big, bad dude Lu Da used to work with, who's very familiar with how Lu Da got his name and reputation, as well as the reason he escaped and settled down. And the recent tragic news of how it ended.

He recognizes the crossbow. His son is an idiot. And he knows Lu Da is coming.

Reimagining that scene, pirate king injured and finally captured, and Big Bad feeling very smug: Lu Da, bloody and seething: "Give me your son."

Bad Dude, sighing: "Lu Da..." *mockingly* "Dirty Hands. It was just a fucking crossbow! Just a fucking dog!"

"Just a dog..."

"...Yeah."

"When Rinna died I lost everything. That dog was my only semblance of hope, a chance to grieve unalone. And your son took that from me—"

"Oh, come on."

"Stole that from! KILLED THAT FROM ME! People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back! So you can either hand over your son, or you can die screaming alongside him!"

Commence de-redemption (re-corruption?) arc, and a frothing, feral Dirty Hands coming out of "retirement" to deliver the reckoning of his career.