‘K-king Mario! We have a new visitor in the kingdom. He says he’s an old friend of yours...’
“ Oh? Well, that sounds interesting. Feel free to let them in, Clarence! “
‘Of course, King Mario.’
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“ Hello, Mario. “ Said the muscular figure, as an aura of positivity and strength covered him from head to toe.
“ Gigachad?? I haven’t seen you in the last 800,000 years! “ The plumber would hastily hop up from his throne, before running up and giving his old friend a chadly fist bump.
“ Ah, forgive me for that. Being a therapist and personal trainer took up a lot of my time. That, and making sure none of the bad guys in the meme dimension break through into the real world. “
“ Sounds like you’ve really got your hands full... Regardless, it’s good to see you again, old friend! Wanna go have some chocolate parfaits? “
“ Of course, Mario. “
And thus, they’d head out to the desert shop in Mario’s Moon Kingdom.
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“ Waaaaaait…you’re Mr. Mario’s friend, right? Is it true that you once saved an entire nation that was on the brink of collapsing just by flexing in their presence?? If so, that’s so rad! “
“ Oh, it was nothing special. I just did what any other good-hearted person would’ve done. “
“ You really are an amazing person! You definitely deserve your title, Mr. Gigachad. “
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"Its nice that the Sun, Moon, and Mars have stopped fighting!"
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"Kinda wish the Earth was restored though..."
“ Oh, that? No problem. “
And with a snap of his fingers, Earth poofed back into existence.
“ Hope that helped. “
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" Haha! I finally made it to the moon. It's just as moony as I remember it being... Now then, before anything, I should go to check up on my Moon Kingdom. I bet Jack's done an excellent job as it's new ruler! "
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" Giga Chad!? You're the new captain of the Royal Guard? "
" That's right, Mario... It's quite the heavy task, but so long as I can continue to help those around me, then I don't mind... Besides, my co-workers are a joy to work with. " He'd reply, gesturing to the Mini Chads who'd been transformed into the best and most confident versions of themselves thanks to Giga Chad's help.
" Ah, looks like I had nothing to worry about then, eh? Make sure to give me a call every now and then, old friend! We can all throw a party, together! "
Tipping his hat off to the muscular male, as the other gave the plumber a light bow, they'd wave off each other off, as the Plumber went to go meet with King Jack.
As expected, the king and the citizens were more than overjoyed to be reunited with their old ruler, as everyone banded together for a giant group hug.
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“ Hey, thank-a you so much for cleaning up this mess, Giga Chad! You really are a great friend. “
“ I’m always happy to help, Mario. “ The chad stated, before vanishing in a burst of stardust.
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“ Alrighty, paisanos! This is your captain speaking. The situation has been resolved, and the planets have gone back to their natural states. To make up for the chaos, all passengers on board will have a free fully functional hot tub and 4K four inch TV delivered to their homes. For now though, feel free to enjoy the rest of your cruise, and maybe stop by the theater room! We’re currently hosting a marathon of Christmas movies, with the current one being Home Alone. “
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M!A Suddenly, there's now a Meme outbreak on the boat!
“ Not on my watch. “
And in one fell swoop, with the power of his Domain Expansion [CHADLY SHRINE], Giga Chad would wrap up all of the loose memes in his grasp before suplexing them all the way back to their domain.
“ Excellent work as always, Giga Chad! I give that an S+! “
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can soyjack be a guest muse next?
“ Bro, look, I finally got out of- “
*CRASH!*
“ No, you guys get back in there. “
And with a backhand, the meme entity was knocked back through the portal.
As the guardian of the meme dimension, it’s Gigachad’s sole duty to keep guys like this sealed away in there.
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"Thank you!"
“ Not a problem, stranger. “
And with a mighty flex, he’d disappear. A job well done.
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"So uhh...Why is your prison unescapable again Mario?"
“ Oh, that’s simple! It’s because it’s managed and watched over by this awesome guy, right here. “
“ Hello, Mario. “
“ Hello, Giga Chad! Thanks again, for all your help! “
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“ Oh my god, this guy’s a natural charmer, huh? “
“ He might be worthy of a chad license. “
“ What the f- “
Giga Chad Jumpscare.
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//Regarding his relationship with one of the background guest muses, Mario and Gigachad became good friends after stopping a meme outbreak in the meme dimension. And for his efforts, Mario received this license from Giga Chad.//
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