Art, writing, meta, and shit-posting by Tom "Defiler Wyrm" Sims. Austinite. Double queer. Disconcerting. Kinda mean. CONTENTS MAY BE NSFW.
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loud purrs
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[ID: A digital illustration of Essek Thelyss and Caleb Widogast from Critical Role. Caleb is holding up a book between them and talking about something, Essek is gazing at Caleb's face. End description.]
I couldn't go to sleep before I had a go at redrawing the new thumbnail, I love those wizards too damn much
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I put a wip of this up on my twitter a few days ago but wanted to wait to post the completed version here. The new thumbnail comes out tomorrow so even tho I’m super late I’m not like… TOO late… right? XD
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what’s sexier than wizards?? NOTHING!! Like pretty much everyone else I also did the thumbnail redraw a while ago 😆
Also if you are interested, I’m doing a giveaway on my twitter and instagram where you can win a fully painted halfbody drawing of a character of your choice! :)
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Double Trouble 🔮🔥
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after being awake for 24 hours again and with all my friends asleep, I had no other choice but to join in on the CR Thumbnail redraw bandwagon
Essek has NO BUSINESS looking that good in a leather jacket like HELLO SIR?????
Alternate version:
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chewin on a piece of wheat as i hop on the bandwagon with my fellow countrymen 🌾
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old shadowgast art i never finished, i miss my boys dearly
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✨Discoveries ✨
Painted this back in June but I’ve been holding onto it for some reason. I know every critter artist has done their own version of this thumbnail already, but here’s one more :)
Digital Painting. 12 hrs. Original redraw of the Critical Role c2ep135 thumbnail.
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Radical wunk
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We all know damn well that's not the fucking case here, don't try to devil's advocate away christian's habit of hearing a word/phrase like "hallelujah" or "take me to church" and immediately dumping + blocking out all comprehension of so much as one single other fuckin' word of the lyrics
they do this shit all the time. go away
shout out to all the christians on radio stations who are going to play a very jewish song about kinky breakup sex as a misguided homage to the now-dead pope today. leonard cohen's ghost is shaking his head at you and so am i
#user was banned for this post#save the world destroy christianity#i have neither time nor patience for this kind of slack-jawed lowing#current events#mother of fucking night this dipshit doesn't even know what the old testament IS
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shout out to all the christians on radio stations who are going to play a very jewish song about kinky breakup sex as a misguided homage to the now-dead pope today. leonard cohen's ghost is shaking his head at you and so am i
#pope died#sighs loudly#it's already happening#current events#pope francis#wait how did this happen#(that's my ''post hit 1k'' tag since like 2014 don't @ me)
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our top scientists are hard at work studying dragon mating behavior
and our bottom scientists? well, um… they’re helping too
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