#{crack}

[maxtermind]

Hi pookie!! can you please do y/n messaging f1 drivers "would you still love me if i was a worm?" and they all react to it differently. Also i would love to see more y/n and f1 driver gc text content.. love ur humor btw!!

f1 drivers reacting to 'if I was a worm?' texts

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: i'm still here!! it's just exam szn for me😔🙏 thank you for the humor compliment btw, i go through 5 stages of grief before posting crack everytime

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[sm64mario]

hey it's me bowser gwahaha

i'm still really peeved i've never gotten a solo game but don't let anyone know that

does anyone else like spicy chicken nuggets

[raileurta]

Idk what this is honestly

*After a Justice League meeting*

Green lantern: You know spooky with your army of children you must be quite the ladies man.

Bruce has decided to mess with Hal.

Batman: I gave birth to them lantern.

Green Lantern: I- what?

Batman: *deadpan* I. Gave. Birth. To. Them.

Green Lantern: But- I- you're a man.

Batman: I don't know how that is relevant to this conversation.

Batman: I must depart I have important business elsewhere.

Hal tells everyone, no one believes him.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Kate: You have the tendency to commit dangerous acts of self-sacrifice and can't let go of a grudge.

Yelena:

Yelena: An object, Kate!

[bubblegumflavor]

Don't ask me why I had this headcanon of Dally just growling at anyone who gets too close to Johnny... and randomly thought I haven't seen a hold my flower meme in a while and then this happened

[jay-quinox]

(I FORGOT HIS TAIL 😭)

Alastor finds another one of Vox's hidden cameras, and rather than frying it he decides to put on a show...

(YES IT'S OOC. NO I DON'T CARE. I spent my day drawing Alastor in a bralette, I'm happy with my life choices 😂)

[hannibard]

[mxwrldwide]

Garfield x Family guy episode

This is definitely the dumbest thing I've drawn but I saw this:

And immediately thought of the family guy clip for some reason and it's kinda funny so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[primus-why]

IDW Megatron, watching the Iron Giant say "I am not a gun":

[flipside-phoebe]

I think my ideal version of Ghostbusters would be if you put Afterlife & RGB in a blender.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

[gageisahomeboi]

Another one

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Of course you should fight fire with fire.

Natasha: Nope.

Kate: You should fight everything with fire.

Clint: KATE. NO.

[frownyalfred]

Bruce is Clark’s “my senses/powers are going insane right now, please cover for me” person and no one in the Justice League has ever fully caught on because Bruce (as Batman) will just suddenly start picking a fight with Hal Jordan (who is always down to argue) and distract the entire League long enough for Clark to either leave or get a handle on whatever is bugging him.

[moneypriestess]

Gothamites love the newest edition to the Wayne family.

Even though Danny comes from a small town he acts more like a true gothamite than some kids that grew up in Gotham.

Most of the Wayne children come from the streets, yet only Danny acts like he still remembers it. It's been at least a year since he was officially adopted. If you don't count the 6 months he was fostered by Bruce Wayne, usually after that amount of time passed the child should have become all rich kid polite and shit.

everyone remembers when dick was first adopted, yes, he was still Roudy after the first year but all that wild crazy energy he had was zapped by his full belly and silk pillows. Then there was Jason Todd, and before his unfortunate passing, he too had lost that wild energy that the streets bred.

next was Tim who didn't really count because he was a rich kid that got adopted to be an even richer kid.

then Cass and Damian just appeared out of nowhere and instead of the crazy gothamite energy the first two had, they had this calm crazy energy instead, that kind of mellowed out as the years passed.

Yet Danny stayed the same, in fact, all gothamites fondly remember just last week when they watched the news to see Danny bite the hand of a journalist that tried to touch him without permission.

yes, all the true gothamites loved the newest edition to the Wayne family.

[maxtermind]

when f1 drivers dirty text you

(and you pretend your dad answers)

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri

★ : genre :: crack

★ : a/n :: promise I'm working on getting the requests done, exams just have me busyyyy!

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