#guys omg im getting so many notifs every 2 seconds

[silliestballbreakerfourteen100]

I slept for 3 hour and had to color in 3 things, anyways dad Simon and Marcy!!

[soft-deceitful-wiles]

Here We go: 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 14, 17, 19, 32, 41 and 63… you little horny tumblrerian

Omg im so sorry my sweetheart!

I put on a movie and fell asleep and tumblr didnt send the notification for this ask 😣

2. First time masturbating:

I actually was a late bloomer for this 😅😂 (don't know why, instead of starting my sexual experience with myself like many, I got started directly with full on sex... It was with someone well experienced so i guess i wasnt missing anything else🥴🤭)

In any case i dont really remember the age but it was LATE, and i REGRET IT IMMENSELY 😂

3. First sex toy:

LOL this one is good cause it was actually a joke gift at 15 or so by some (guy) friends (not them laughing at me, but WITH me, eh!)...

It was the WORST dildo ever (plastic, so rigid, no vibration... And quite small 🙄) but it was also the first one i got to use 😅

4. First kink tried:

wow you are making my memory work today 😝

I think it was a small roleplay that ended QUITE QUICKLY (the lack of restraint and commitment of the very inexperienced🤣)...

He dressed as a sexy professor and i was the typical student horny for teacher and looking for a better grade😋

Something like this😉🤫

9. Quickest way to get horny:

Can't fucking resist it 😳

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on:

Idk... I don't consider anything that turns me on weird 😋

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like recieving them?

To the first: sorry no, im shy for that. Also, believe me, its not something you'd like 😂

To the second... Maybe

17. Cut or uncut dicks:

Omg what a brutal way to say it LOL

I really couldnt care less... If he knows how to use it thats all that matters, right? 😏

19. Oldest person you'd sleep with:

That's difficult question to answer with just a number... Starting with the fact im 30 in 3 months (as a base😂), it would of course depend on the guy but i think around 35 or so

32. Whats your biggest kink:

Light bdsm, nothing too crazy😳

41. Do you have any extrange or extreme kinks?

No 😂 im a weirdo in everything else

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

I cannot lie... Sorry but i cant get into that, dont like it. For the right guy in the past ive done some concessions but not always... Sometimes i like to be the one in control😉

Thank you for all your questions, curious anon! I kinda miss when asks flew in every direction around here (not that ive ever been that popular😂)

I hope I've solved all your doubts 😁😝

[savoies]

part 2 here we go again!!

one year ago after going to my second hockey game i made this account. ive met so many wonderful people on here and thank you to everyone who has been with me, through the highs and lows.

im not the best with words but i just wanted to thank a few people who made my time on here better. most likely gonna be in two parts. not gonna include for all cause it's gonna be repetitive but i love you all so much.

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@puckbuddies hannah. oh my gosh. you are just wow. an angel. like just wow. i know you say that you dont think you do enough but you do just with your friendship. i love you.

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@laurenairay oh gosh. you are so sweet. like just seeing you in my notifs or messages. i can not deal. 🥺 keep on being you.

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@jakevirtanenn miss ma'am. ily. how are you so sweet. just sending you an ask brings a smile to my face. ily. you deserve so much.

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@hiscxhiers my puck personality partner! Im so glad we are friends. you are so talented and i love talking to you. i hope you are well.

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@damn-dunner-29 sky!! ok honestly just seeing you talk about your day or seeing you in my notifs makes me vv happy. you make my day. (also lil. love you guys)

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@hoeforaho hiya. ok your tags are amazing. you are great. you are just so much fun to talk to. love youuu.

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@ballsakic you are iconic. i love seeing you on my dash.

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@folkloreflyers my cm buddy. every single day i talk to you and every single day i have a good time no matter what it is about. im really glad i replied to your im new here post cause you are one of my closest friends now.

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@iamtheblondestblonde dani. hello. we talk about anything from netflix to fics. but like your clark kent series wow. you are so easy to converse with. you're great.

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@devonlevi love the user. love you. rayleene. you're great and even though we don't talk often you are the real mvp.

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@kiedhara bitch!! wdw whores forever. you are great. like oh gosh. honestly idk what i would do if i havent met you.

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@captainkirbydach kelsey!! Your account is amazing. You are amazing. Your advice. Im really glad we are becoming friends.

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@oskarlindy hello my mitch marner partner in crime. you are the absolute best. a friendship formed on mitch? what more can i ask for.

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@andrei-svech kat. you are so sweet and im really glad we are becoming friends. 🥺

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@bowenbyram WIFEY!!! Oh my gosh. Hi. Literally whatever time it is you always are awake to revise my fics. Like?? And you are just you. I mean what else can i ask for. You are great. Mwah. I love talking to you about baby duck.

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@trevorszegras hello caitee. you deserve the world. like so much. im really glad we are friends. like just your presence is so warming. 😌

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@jonnytoews19 ily.

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@allisonxmoynihan alli!! How are you so sweet. How is your writing so good. Yes hi uhm just wow ily. I love talking to you about anything or just seeing you in my notifs.

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@mems06 you are literally the nicest. im glad we met and i hope to get closer this year. who would've thought we would've bonded over the office. (:

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@brokeninsidebutnobodyknows sam. hi. ily. you are the best. im like so glad we met at the end of last year and i hope to expand our friendship. wait wrong word. grow. yeah there it is.

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@trevyzegras hello g! ok we just started becoming friends but you seem so kind and i already love you.

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@tkachuk-yeah ello love. my ryan johnson simper. why do i always forget his name?.. also like you are one of the only people who will talk about the ducks. idk our convos are always great.

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@konecny-s hiya c. you are so sweet and i love your writing ugh. ily. im really glad we are friends. 👉👈

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@prettyboyroope marrissa omg you are great. your lbing of shows wow. idk why you want to be friends with me but ily.

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to my anons, my ntdp anons, my team canada anons, random name anons, ca anon, fbi anon, emoji anons, you don't know how much you make my day so thank you from the bottom of my heart for that.

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a - f

@boesxr @bitemebarzal @bigrigbabyy @bitchell-marner @brockmcgrinn @fraction-of-a-flying-puck @farabees

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@holy-pucks @hookingminor @hockeyownsmyass13 @jjsmentalpolaroids @kravistonecny @miroheyskanen @mrdacher @nazkadris @nazkadris @notfondoflightning

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@ohtobeamongstthestars @prettyboybarzal @quinnwho @romanseggy @softbarzal @thatflyersfan @thirteenisles @tanevthehimbo @thatsdemko

[sunnysidewrites]

Here's your chance to spread some love! Tag ten mutuals and tell us why you love them, then send to 10 people on your dash! 💘

omg omg omg ok i suddenly have 573974793 people i want to spread love to but in reality only like 4 talk 2 me dlkjfsjd 

@kpopsinarios the first thing that struck me about her was that her persona on here was really quite similar to mine n how shes such such a sweetheart a lottttttttt more than me n i luv her sm!!! i cant believe im blessed to be her wifey!!! she instantly makes me feel better when i see a notif with her name on it!! an amazing writer on top of being an amazing person who im really quite envious of being an actual angel (she looks like one too!!!) jeonghan is shaking in his boots!!! never fails to brighten my day!

@kakaotaeks​ elENA!!!! MY SOULMATE HOLY CRAP it honestly scares me how similar we are!!! i know u have my back as much as i have urs and im so lucky to have someone like u!!! one of the best people to fangirl with and she just g e t s it!!! we’ve both been busy lately and haven’t been talking as much but just know that im only a message away n i miss talking to u!!! we help each other out with fics and i don’t know where that flower boy!jeonghan au would be if it weren’t for her LOL ily sm bby!!!! her writing can screw me up it’s sO GOOD I DONT UNDERSTAND

@justkpopjokes​ IM PRETTY SURE LIN WAS MY FIRST MUTUAL HERE AND IM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO KNOW A RAP MEME GODDESS!!!! she’s one of the sweetest people ever but it’s quite overlooked bc she tries to cheer u up with memes LOL but no one gives her enough credit of her sweetness and generosity!!! shes multitalented at everything, from drawing to rapping! i cant relate!!! i love her to bits she’s so sweet and funny!! i live for her raps and her overall voice she is such a queen who needs to rise!!

 @mansaeboysbe​ i’ve only talked to admin bee so far!! she’s insanely sweet and kind and so lovable!!! any person would be incredibly lucky to have her in their lives. the way she describes members is pretty much something you would want your partner to say about you and i just cant fathom how cute she is!! she does her absolute best to comfort you and the things she says still make me soft to this moment im typing this!!! not to mention her writing is beautiful and im upset their blog doesn’t get enough recognition as it should!!! we have so many names like the soonyoung support squad, brent, etc etc and i love them all and i love this lil bean!!!

@chanispumpkin​ this poppin b deserves to be hyped up all the time she is!!!! so amazing and sweet!!!! when we first talked i was like she’s gonna drop me faster than a hot potato but she’s still here for some reason!!! a strong fighting warrior who i give all my props to!! also the things we say about groups??? so relatable i love our convos she’s always a delight talking to i luv you bb and i know you will be able to find someone who will accept you for who you are, flaws and all! you are well loved and deserve to see that for yourself!!!

@soongyuz​ my heart swells every time i think about priya she is one of the sweetest people ever and she’s just added on to the list of people who make me soft 25/8 :’)))) babe don’t think that you’re bothering me or anyone when something is bothering you bc i am more than willing to listen and be there for you!!! SHE’S SO CUTE IT ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY HURTS MY HEART :’((( im so overwhelmed bc i have never received this amount of love until i made this blog and these sweet people just come in like a wrecking ball and she’s one of them!!! im crying, my heart is crying, my soul is crying, the sun is crying i love her so much

@hoshbrownie​ she is so so much more than she gives herself credit for!!! an amazing person and deserves the world!!!! its difficult to communicate bc of the major time differences but we’ve worked through it somehow!! also a relatable person and really sweet!!! every time we talk its always Wild bc there’s always some weird thing happening LOL and baby im not going anywhere dont think ill leave u GUYS IF ANYTHING THATS MY LINE!! im DEATHLY worried you guys are gonna leave me its one of my worst fears :((( but dont think for a second i will be leaving u bc im not going anywhere!!!

@fluffilyangsty​ a timeless beaut!!! im still shaking how im mutuals with libi but i’m rolling with it!! getting to know her has been v v interesting and her passion for music is the same passion i want to have for everything. she’s a woman with a goal and will get there! i love it and i love her!!! one of the best writers and this community knows it!! im eyeing my fics and i feel ashamed LOL she never ceases to amaze me both as a person and as a writer!!! beautiful inside and out!!!

@17rxn​ shai omg my heart :’))) so so sweet talking to her gives me warm feelings! most of our interactions have been about ranting about idols, her love for sungyoon, and me trying to introduce her to more kings!!! she’s so amazing and friendly i absolutely love talking to this lil bean!!! i dont even remember which fic of hers was my first but all i know is boy am i glad to have found her blog when i did!!! her writing is fantastic and the writer is just as lovely!!! she’s so cute and i love her!!!

@parkjmini​ I WAS SO SHOOK WHEN U MENTIONED ME SO I WILL DO THE SAME FOR U BBY!!! joyce is such a great and funny person i love talking to her!!! when i found out she was a fellow writer i was like heLLO ME 2 WOW!!!! im so proud of her milestone of reaching 1k+ followers bc she sure deserves all of them and much more!!! also those selfies? damn girl im shook meanwhile i look 5!!! i also know her irl and shes just as lovely as she is on here!!! 

OK IM SCREAMING BC I HAVE AT LEAST 5 MORE PPL I WANTED TO ADD BUT ITS ONLY TO 10 SO IM SORRY I STILL LOVE U IF I DIDNT TAG YOU! all of these said people and the ones who i didn’t mention are all special to me, so don’t think of anything about the numbering! this is in no particular order!!! thank you for being amazing sweet people who I’ve been blessed to get to know!!! 💞💞💓💓

[whenismuna]

Hit me with the As to those Qs

dont say that again

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? maybe? idk well see but im hopeful :)2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? FUCK NO3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” that one scene in skam with vilde and magnus bye4: What’s something you really want right now? ice cream. always p much5: Are you afraid of falling in love? absolutely6: Do you like the beach? yeS7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? my dog8: What’s the background on your cell? my lock screen is delaney and emma holding cats and i love it and my home screen is my happy boy :)9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? fuck idk? my bed, my bed at moms, michelles, and then idk???10: Do you like your phone? yeah its nice11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? fuck no12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? lol this girl that never texted back13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? rottie all the way loml14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? emo15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? depends but almost always zoo16: Are you tired? generally17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? alphabetical first? since june18: Are they a relative? camp relative19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? lmao nope20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? the day after we kissed21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? yes @ any member of muna hmu ;)22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? tbh... it depends i really dont know23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? 224: Is there a certain quote you live by? do no harm but take no shit25: What’s on your mind? so many26: Do you have any tattoos? soon27: What is your favorite color? deep blue or black28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? who knows tbh29: Who are you texting? maximilian30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? nope31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? constantly32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? yea33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? yea34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yea :) it was me :)35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? i wouldnt be surprised36: Were you single on Valentines Day? yep37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? nope38: What do your friends call you? stephanie or steph or sentient tree if ur michelle39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? probably idk40: Have you ever cried over a text? omg so many times41: Where’s your last bruise located? i dont think i have one42: What is it from? i don t have one43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? always44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? my mom45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? my hightops that i wear like every day46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? yea47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? consider this: i am48: Do you make supper for your family? nope but i make it for myself49: Does your bedroom have a door? yea50: Top 3 web-pages? at the moment probably google docs, youtube and tumblr (love writing papers)51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? yea52: Does anything on your body hurt? yea :/53: Are goodbyes hard for you? depends54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? water55: How is your hair? short56: What do you usually do first in the morning? check my notifications57: Do you think two people can last forever? absolutely58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? i was 859: Green or purple grapes? depends60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? idk but the last time i gave a big huG WAS WITH MUNA AND THEY SAID I GIVE GOOD HUGS AND IM CRYING FUC61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?i wish i were at a muna concert gd62: When will be the next time you text someone? in like 2 seconds when i reply to the gc63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? hopefully asleep, but realistically just laying in my bed64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. being woken up by the road construction outside65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? yea66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? michelle and my happy boys :)67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? no68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? “god i wish i were still at the muna concert”69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? constantly70: How many windows are open on your computer? like 20 minutes ago i had like 5 or 6 but now i have 4 bc i closed one and minimized another (i love writing papers)71: How many fingers do you have? 1072: What is your ringtone? idk probably the default apple ringtone73: How old will you be in 5 months? 1974: Where is your Mum right now? probably at home with my dog :(75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? lots of reasons76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? no :(77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? most78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? unfortunately79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? he doesnt go by mike but80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? yea81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? so many tbh82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? unfortuantely, no83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? idk if she replies maybe i will84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? thats not something i would do. if im drunk with anyone its michelle and allison and were ploppin over to get cinnamon rolls85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? depends86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? i saved michelles life (again)87: Who was your last received call from? mom88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? depends.... if i did i would have that guilt with me for the rest of my life tho89: What is something you wish you had more of? friends tbh90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? again. constantly.91: Do you sleep with your window open? my windows dont even open92: Do you get along with girls? how tf do u expect my gay ass to survive if i dont get along with girls93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? idk maybe94: Does sex mean love? FUCK NO95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? depends96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? nop97: Did you sleep alone this week? yeah :/98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? michelle and my happy boys!99: Do you believe in love at first sight? ehhhhhhhhhh100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? as i told philip, i dont really make pinky promises so i have no idea???

[victorywaffles]

I decided to just make my own post and answer some of these questions bc I’m a) bored b) a lil bit self obsessed and c) no one on this hell site actually talks to me lmao

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

my bf

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

shy until you get to know me

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

@bedoinkle and @yoinks VERY SOON

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yes and has many times lol

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Nice, tall ones with pretty eyes and good hair and a good sense of humor

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

I really hope so since I’ve been in one for the past decade

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

David Tennant

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

either my bf or Sam

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Juice - Lizzo

D.R.E.A.M. - Miley Cyrus

Scott Street - Phoebe Bridgers

Truth Hurts - Lizzo

Motion Sickness - Phoebe Bridgers

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Almost definitely

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Hahaha no

21. What are you bad habits?

I get irritable very easily, I procrastinate everything, I’m lazy, I’m self indulgent and a little self centered, ummm... there’s plenty more lol

22. Where would you like to travel?

Everywhere but especially England/Europe

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Sipping coffee and settling in for the day to get stuff done

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Check all my notifications, scroll through Instagram and Twitter, finally get out of bed and get coffee

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My boyfriend, my friends

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Yes and we’ve been together again for 5 years now HA

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Ohhhh my god that’s an awful question I don’t know. I really don’t. TV is like 65% of my personality so I feel like I have to say music

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Hahaha yeah that was basically my main hobby in middle school

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

“So.... yeah... (long sigh or nervous laugh)”

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Nice, tallish, darker hair, funny, likes the same media I do, has nice eyes

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Urban Outfitters, H&M, Anthropologie, TJ Maxx, Target

40. What do you want to do after high school?

hahahhahahahaha im way too old to be on this site

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

I mean unless you’re like a murderer or a rapist or something

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

a) I’m plotting your murder b) I’m having an existential crisis c) I’m reading d) I’m staring out the window pretending I’m in an indie movie e) all of the above

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Space for sure, the ocean floor terrifies me

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Coffee

46. What are you paranoid about?

Omg everything but mostly being murdered

47. Have you ever been high?

Yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Oh yes

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

did you mean, my entire life 1994-present (in varying degrees of seriousness) ((joking))

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

ugh I don’t know, I try not to think this way anymore

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Fenty

56. Favourite colour?

Pink

57. Favourite food?

Pasta

58. Last thing you ate?

Panang Curry

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Bagel

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Spelling bee babeyyyyyy

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Back of his older brothers car after a day at the mall (lol, Teenage Dream by Katy Perry was playing but that wasn’t cool enough so I told everyone that it was The Only Exception by Paramore which was playing a few minutes before and was my favorite song then

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

My real friends are my tumblr friends

69. Are you watching tv right now?

Yes, the office lol

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Sam, Daina, Becca, Lexi, Nicole

71. Craving something? What?

Vengeance

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Phish Food by Ben & Jerry’s

81. Favourite tv show?

It varies but I think either the X Files or Gilmore Girls

82. Favourite movie?

I don’t even know. I used to say Moulin Rouge and that still feels pretty right

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls, are you insane????

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Karen

99. Have any pets?

Ginger cat named Scully

103. Can you spell well?

My spelling is award winning :)

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Oh sure tons

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yes, I’m from the Midwest

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Ha yes, puberty is a bitch

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My bf

115. Do you play the Wii?

........ when is this questionnaire from lmao

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Yes I live for soup

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Fuck yeah

119. Favourite book?

Other than the obligatory Harry Potter, it’s probably Perks of Beinf a Wallflower

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Mostly I’m afraid of what lives in the dark :)

125. Do you believe in true love?

Yeah but not just one single true love

128. Would you change your name?

Nah. When I was little I used to want to be named Delilah or something. I thought my name was too boring. I was literally Anne if Green Gables lmao

129. What your zodiac sign?

Piscessss

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

I try not to talk to men unless absolutely unavoidable

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Just like the entirety of Scott Street by Phoebe Bridgers

137. How tall are you?

Five feet even

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Somewhere in between

140. Summer or Winter?

Fall

142. Favourite month?

October

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Dark

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee all day every day

146. Was today a good day?

Yeah it was fine

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers bc I’m not British and I don’t actually know what a Mars bar is equal to

148. What’s your favourite quote?

There are literally so so many I couldn’t even begin to list them. The first one that popped into my mind is:

“I know these will all be stories someday, and our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now, these moments are not stories. This is happening. I can see it. The moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive.” - Perks of Being a Wallflower

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Oh fuck yeah love me some ghosts