#gyuhannie talks

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ICHE VERSTEHE NICHTS MEHR.. OH NEIN, ICH BIN IN GEFAHR GOTT, HILF MIR 😳🥴😵‍💫

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHADKHADH;LFSADJGFDSGKLADSKLFSGFKDAJSGDSFLGQKAFGKLHASKLGFGDSHKAFSDHGKFQDHGKQ I DONT UNDERSTAND NOTHIN' NO MORE OH IM IN DANGER LORD PLEASE HELPPPPP MEEEE

Ps. Yes, this is me INVITING Y'all to slide into my inbox and leave some SPICY SPICE scenarios, mtl's, who in enha would... ANF JUST OVERALL ENHA LEGAL LINE BRAINROT for me to mutually partake in with you guys 👌🙏

Read through my request guidelines and does not write about posts to familiarize yourself with my writing boundaries

Then send a message into my inbox... and,

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ let's chat, bae ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

~ xo, jess ♡

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So, I'm trying *keyword: TrYiNg* to finish this Ricky fic to get it up in time for Ricky's birthday in Korea time.... but its...

YALL I DIDN'T THINK I WAS THIS DEEP IN THE ZB1 & ZE_ROSE RABBIT HOLE BUT WHAT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE LIL BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR OUR BOSS BABY RICKY AND ZE_ROSE HAS BECOME SO UNHINGED SO IF I DON'T GET THIS PIECE POSTED BY 9PM KST IT'LL FOR SURE COME OUT SOMETIME SUNDAY (aka Saturday for me since I'm an American Ze_rose!!).

in the meantime, here's a little taste of what this VERY UNHINGED Ricky fic is looking like... enjoy hehehe 😈😈

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HOLY FCKING SHIT.... LORD ALMIGHTY HOW DID I REAKDCCH THlS POINT???///?ZX?

HOW THEKJERGHFSDGH FUCACASK AM I NEARLY 1.2K WORDS INTO THIS FIC AND HALF OF IT IS JUST RICKY BEING A MFING SIMP FOR READER/YN HELPPPPP WE'RE NOT EVEN INTO THE TRUE JUICYYYY SHIT YET 💀💀

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*cries in multistan writer struggles* luvvies ya girly pop cottage core fairy princess is fr struggling

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Jess’s 12 Days of Christmas

Hello luvvies and welcome to my first event!!! 

Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. So, as a way to celebrate my first Christmas season on this blog, and as a thank you for reaching 100 followers, I wanna do a mini event to give back to my cute luvvies for all your support! 

So, I’ve decided to mark the occasion with a series of Christmassy or I guess Wintery drabbles. Now, I am primarily an NSFW blog. However, as the holiday season is a time of joy, good vibes, and good cheer, I will be including and taking requests for fluff and humor pieces, along with my normal content.          

Basics

I will be posting one scenario per day between the 13th-24th of December.  depending on my schedule and how much time it takes to work on each drabble, there just might be a special surprise drabble for Christmas Day.

Requests will be open until 12 am est, 1 December; so I can give myself enough time to work on these drabbles. Right now, I tentatively plan to post each scenario between 9-10 pm est. However, this is subject to change. And I will share updates if I find that I have to post later than this listed time slot. 

For this event, I will be writing for Seventeen, Enhypen (I’m still not quite that comfortable with mature content for Sunoo, so if you want to request him... it will be Fluff; I will not write even fluff for Jungwon or Niki as I am quite a few years older than them), Ateez, TXT, and SKZ. You can request fluff, humor, smut, or a combination of the prompts from those sections (more details below). 

Rules

My rules are pretty simple for this event. Minors dni. Under 18 and ageless blogs caught interacting with this event will be blocked instantly. Below the cut will be a categorized list of fluff, humor, and smut dialogue prompts. 

Just send me a request with the member you want from the groups I have listed above, (Note: my dumb brain does actually get them confused from time to time, so please refer to Seventeen’s Chan as Lee Chan or Dino, and Skz’s Bang Chan as Bang Chan) and the prompt (max. 2 per request) by list + number (ex. smut #2). 

Fluff 

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“I swear I didn’t plan this, but... we’re under the mistletoe right now.”

“You have snow on your eyelashes. [It] looks cute.”

“Fuck it, a new year is about to start, and I can’t go another year hiding this from you — I love you.” 

“I might’ve told everyone that you’re my date because I didn’t want to go to this [insert holiday] party alone.”

“You look adorable covered in snow.”

“It’s our first holiday together.”

“So, are you going to be my New Years' kiss?”

“Hey, want to help me get my parents off my ass about not having a date/bf/gf?”

“You know you didn’t need mistletoe to get me to kiss you, right?”

“Being able to spend this Christmas with you is the best gift I could ask for.”

“Just shut up and let me kiss you.”

“Excuse me — where is my Christmas kiss?”

“It’s hand-holding season.”

“Come sit by the fireplace with me.”

Humor

“You’re lucky I love, or else I would kill you for spilling hot chocolate all over my favorite sweater.”

“Help?” + “How did you manage to get stuck in tinsel and lights?”

“How much mistletoe did your brothers/roommates/members put up!?”

“How the hell did you manage to hurt yourself putting up Christmas lights?”

“Did you just put fake antlers on the dog?”

“Christmas hot chocolate is not normal hot chocolate. Where are the marshmallows?”

“If I fall, I’m dragging you down with me.”

“Those cookies were for Santa!”

“No, we’re not getting a puppy for Christmas. Stop. Asking.”

Suggestive/Smutty 

"Why sit on Santa’s lap, when you can sit on mine?”

“Ya know, this Christmas cookie frosting would taste a hundred times better on you.”

“You’re cold, hm? Come here and let me take care of that chill you have, princess.”

“Put the antlers back on, they’re essential.”

“I know that people usually kiss under mistletoe but... I had other things planned.”

“You’re the only gift I plan on unwrapping tonight,”

“You’ve got some chocolate on your lip, let me get it off for you.”

“Don’t you think sucking my cock is better than sucking that lollipop?”

“I don’t care that we’re baking cookies right now, I need to fuck you.”

“We should use this whipped cream more often.”

“Did you just cum from me licking chocolate sauce off your body?”

“I think I can make you cum before the cupcakes finish baking.”

“The need to fuck you right now is stronger than any addiction to sugar I’ve ever had.”

“I want you for dessert.”

“The timer on the oven is set for twenty minutes, I can make you cum before it goes off.”

I hope y’all enjoy my first holiday event! And I hope you are having a wonderful, safe holiday season <3

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I was initially planning to work on and share some of my current fic projects, but in light of the sudden news, posting my fics today just doesn't feel right.

I hope you all can understand that I may need to take a few days for myself to process the news of Moonbin's untimely cross over to the other side and collect my self-composure again, before I dive back into writing 😭💔

This hit me rather hard as Astro was one of my gateway groups into kpop and Moonbin is one of my ult biases....

Binnie I miss u so much, I may not have been there from the very start of it all, but I'm grateful to have been even a small part. So, Thank you for every beautiful moment over the last 5 years, sweet angel. I'm happy to have known of you and experienced a part of your journey with you. Thank you for being a reason I smiled, a person who made me laugh, made me feel whole when I felt like breaking apart, someone who made me want to be a better person. I won't forget the moments I spent loving you, Moonbin. I don't wanna say "goodbye" this time because that feels too permanent, so this is not goodbye but... a... See You again one day, dear Binnie 🥺

I hope this new flowery path you're walking allows you to smile more freely than ever, Moonbin. Your shining beautiful soul will be forever in the hearts of Aroha, Astro, Your beautiful family, friends, colleagues, and every single soul you've touched with your kindness, artistry and love ❤️

Please be happier and at peace among the stars, dear Binnie 🕊️🌟We will love you forever.

Everyone please take care of yourselves, Moonbin would want us to not worry and remember him with fondness.

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can we just talk about how 97% of the so-called "interactions" on my most recent fic piece are from empty blogs and blogs that have never actually interacted with my blog....

SERIOUSLY WTH IS THIS.... WHY?? WHY ARE Y'ALL SILENTLY READING MY STUFF?!?? GODDD MY ANXIETY AND PANIC DISORDER ARE HAVING A HEYDAY RN

ONLY 2 OF THOSE 431 BLOGS ACTUALLY FOLLOW ME 😭😭😭

call it attention seeking. call it whatever you want. call me whatever you want. but, i'm done. i'm getting so fucking tired of this behavior. it's emotionally and mentally draining me to put so much of my damn time into writing only to be met with little to nothing in return.

i don't even know if i want to get to the requests in my inbox anymore. like, if no one's gonna engage and react to what i put out... then WHAT'S THE POINT IN WRITING ANYMORE?!?!!!??

ps. to my fellow writers, if you've dealt with something similar and have any advice at all for me... drop it in the comments or dm me. i could really use a friendly/listening ear right now

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Okay. i'm gonna need all of svt but especially these two mfs to stop whoring around now before i end up with a huge ass wip list 😫👀 please i have other fics to work on and one of them is very long awaited.

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Hiii my luvvies!!

my insatiable, perfectionist ass finally beat the writers block and is working on the final draft of my first ateez/seonghwa fic "Louder, Sweetheart", to be posted within the next two weeks. It's been quite a long time since i've written a longer piece for fun, so I'm a little bit rusty to fandom writing. But, I'm really proud of how this fic is turning out... And I can't wait to see how y'all respond to it.

so, here's a little taste of what's coming your way soon, my darling luvvies, multis, and atiny's...

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hi luvvies!!!

just wanted to say thank youuuu soooooooo much for getting me to the 100 follower milestone 🥺

i kinda wanna do something to celebrate this since i never actually thought my blog would reach 100 but i did... and now i don't know what i want to do to celebrate yet.

i'll think about it and announce my 100 followers event soon ❤️

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2024 UPDATES AND ANNOUNCEMENTS 📢

Hi Hiiiii my cutie pies!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

I really hope you all have been doing well over the last few weeks and had a splendidly magical holiday season!! 🥰 Happy New Year luvvies!! 🎉🥂

Welcome to 2024!!! Thank you for sticking by and/or joining me this year too! I truly am grateful and appreciative for every single one of you adorable cutie pies that interact with me on this blog through your messages, asks, likes, reblogs, comments, and feedback on my fics.

I have quite a few plans and quite a few exciting projects to look forward to in 2024, starting with the first installment of the mr. (not so) perfectly fine series. If you missed it, you can read the teaser for part 1 (Mr. Perfect Face) here. Let me know if you want to be added to the series taglist (send me an ask, send a DM, or comment).

Secondly, (don't get me wrong) I really do enjoy writing for Seventeen... but one of the things I'd like to do this year is grow my horizons as a writer and give it a shot writing for more muses. So, as of January 2024, I am opening my Groups I Write For to include more groups, soloists, and idol-actors.

Lastly, after a lengthy period of consideration, I have made a couple of updates in regards to my ko-fi. Life has been extremely rough in the last year (no thanks to my fcking patella/knee), and so I thought one such option I could give my cutie pies as a way of showing support for my drabbles and full-length stories could be through one-time tips (completely voluntarily btw).

In addition, I have decided to add two membership tiers if you want to make a monthly donation. The first tier is one where I'll be uploading a few extra 1-3k drabbles per month and sneak peeks of upcoming tumblr fics in advance.

The second tier gives you those same perks but with the addition of the ability to vote on my next full fic and exclusive access to bonus drabble continuations of my full-length stories. Don't worry, I will continue to post on Tumblr regularly, so don't feel obligated to leave a tip or join my tiers!!

I will also be opening up to taking commissions on my ko-fi as well, if that's something of interest to you.

Any contributions to my ko-fi are a completely voluntary act. Tipping, Monthly donations, and Commissions are considered as a small thank you, from you to me, as an appreciation of my work and artistry 😊.

I love writing fics as a way of continuing to put my english degree to use, and writing in general. I do enjoy writing for free and being engaged in the many fandoms of kpopblr, so if monetary contributions aren't within your means or you don't want to, then please just continue to read my stuff, comment, reblog, and/or give me feedback via asks. All those forms of interaction are a form of payment to my soul.

Anyways, thank you so much for taking the time to read through all of this, and whether or not you ever decide to venture over to my ko-fi, I hope to see you around this side of our beautiful hellsite again soon, and I hope 2024 is everything you've ever dreamed of and more!! 🥰🫶🏻

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AYYYYYY YO 😑🤬 AKSJSAOSPSP WHAT THE HELL DUMBLR?!?! Can y'all just quit GLITCHING on me when I'M TRYNA MAKE A POST?!?! FUCK U DUMBLR FUCK UUUU 🖕🏻

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Let's talk ZB1/Boys' Planet Final

Welcome my sweet babies 🥰💖 Congrats on your debut!! 🎉🌟

Now that those of us who care about Boys' Planet and the final group line-up have had the opportunity to watch the finale or read about the debuting members...

Let's keep the conversations flowing! I've been loving the chats about my picks... (Thank u to the anon that sent me the ask about the 'say my name' dance practice, u are my beloved now 🥰💖) so feel free to send in your thoughts about ZB1, rants and grievances with M*snake, ask me about my fav members, mission songs, iconic moments, etc!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ let’s chat, bae ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

[gyuhanniescarat]

been getting quite a bit of followers with blog appearances that look like some variant of this... lately

⚠️ PLEASE give your blog a title and pfp (profile pic), and include an age indicator somewhere on your blog!! ⚠️

For MY comfort and peace of mind as a primarily NSFW writer, I WILL be going through my follower list this weekend and blocking any blogs that do not have...

A blog title/name

A pfp (idc what it is, just have a pic)

An 'about me' section or bio with an age indicator present

If you're not comfortable sharing your exact age, please at least have a birth year/liner indicator (ex. '97 liner, '01 liner, '04, etc)

**I know that it's impossible to monitor everyone who follows me, but please respect that as someone in their mid-20's, I would like it if y'all could help me maintain these personal boundaries**

Note to all the minor kpop fandom: I'm NOT saying I don't ever want you to interact with me or my fics, I'm just saying I personally don't feel comfortable interacting with people that are under 18, as I am an adult with young teen and pre-teen nieces and nephews. When you're old enough and can maturely handle reading smut fics you're more than welcome to read and interact with the content of my blog.

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Hi luvvies!! Firstly, I just want to thank you guys for all the love and support you’ve shown me in 2022 <3 <3 <3

I’M SO SORRY for the delay in pushing out the pieces for my 12 days event!! Some of the requests have taken a bit of time for me to write, and i’m trying to write whenever I have periods of free time. But the holiday season has been a busy one for me this year. 

Because most of the requests I got are more winter themed, I’m still planning to complete them and will just extend my writing event into January. If you don’t want to wait for me to get to your request, that’s fine.