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#haikyuu characters as zodiac signs pt. 2
dinosaurtsukki · 4 years
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haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs (pt. 2)
i wrote a bunch of this in advance which is why the posting is very quick. i hope you enjoyed the last one!
tanaka - pisces
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okay not to lie but i expected him to be a fire sign but perhaps he has a fire placement in his moon or mercury
but tanaka as a pisces also makes sense because pisces peeps in general are very, very emotional. like they jus feel things very strongly
much words, very wow
so tanaka's habits of yelling when he's pumped up and his temper is quick to flare
but he also cares very deeply about people and tends to be very protective which you can see when he's around hinata
he forgave the poor boy after he threw up on his pants that's a kind dad right there
even though he's a dumbass his intentions are very good and pure
he is such a romantic guy. he’d be the kind of person to make a mixtape or attempt to write a poem for the person he likes
his poetry is probably 50% ‘roses are red, violets are blue’ and 50% volleyball metaphors 
100% believes that crying is manly
in conclusion: a Handful. actually, maybe 2 handfuls
nishinoya - libra 
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when i said that libras are very different i wasn't kidding 
fun fact: apparently a good number of shonen protags are libra. including but not limited to: naruto
actually, you could switch him and naruto and no one would know the difference except for sasuke and tanaka 
nishinoya's brutal honesty is what strikes me as very libra about him. sometimes its because of how impulsive he is and also because he tends to be very observant of people around him 
while some libras tend to be more people pleasing in search for a middle ground, in they still value fairness
he's also someone who stands by his decisions and has unwavering faith behind what he says
that switch in his personality from being energetic and temperamental to being all sErious mOde in a match is very libra
he’s super talkative and will talk anyone’s ear off 
100% would do something stupid without anyone prompting and after he did The Thing he’d be like ‘well you guys told me to’ 
in conclusion: deserves his own anime series named after him
daichi - capricorn 
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it makes sense that he's a capricorn as he's the Father of karasuno
overall a very reliable guy and his skill doesn't necessarily come from being naturally talented but by working hard 
being able to ground everyone and help the group maintain its balance is his main skill
its like while everyone else is working on developing new techniques and strategies, dadchi is here to make sure everyone has a solid foundation
i kno im getting cheesy but dadchi deserves the entire fucking world
he’s an old soul at heart. i have a feeling he secretly owns a record collection but he’ll never tell anyone because what if they raid his house and scratch his records or something 
the kind of person who does the whole ‘dear mx.___/i sincerely hope to hear your response soon’ when he writes an email but someone has to stop him from throwing his phone against the wall when he gets ‘got it, thanks (sent from my iphone)’ as a response
has probably read a couple parenting manuals when he became team captain
in conclusion: idk can he like take a break? get some rest? do a facemask?
asahi - capricorn 
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and noooooww for capricorn #2, aka the Son
hahaa get it cause he looks like jesus
this boi is just as reliable as daichi is but he feels the added pressure of needing to score points 
but his willingness to push through is also very capricorn because they work harder than anyone
although his anxieties weigh him, his greater sense of responsibility outweighs this fear
he's pretty much consistent and a creature of habit and far from impulsive
i cant say that being a capricorn makes him a daddy for legal reasons
‘when i get my self-confidence you bitches better watch out’ - azumane asahi, probably
while daichi has a record collection, asahi has a collection of those glass bottles with ships in them
don’t ask me how i came up with that 
plays golf on sundays in secret because his teammates would probably stalk him
has four copies of the same sweater
in conclusion: no asahi, u dont look wildt 
sugawara - gemini
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i was ABOUT to be surprised that suga wasn't like a cancer because he's such a mom 
and then i remembered that he's a scheming little shit but i love him
he is a Very Loud boi, 90% of the cheering you hear from the bench comes from this dude
and tbh he looks like an angel but i swear to god he's probs listed all of your weaknesses in his head
his charisma and the way his teammates liven up when he's in the game is very gemini
a super smart boi who will always find a way to help and to take care of his young ones
but when his switch is flipped, it is fLIpPed
between him and the other third years, he's probs the one who messes around most and gets them all in trouble
 but he never gets into trouble because suga looks like an angel and asahi looks like a biker when he isn't looking like jesus
its still daichi who has to fix things but my man is wh1pp3d for suga
in the third-years groupchat suga’s probably the one who sends weird, random memes and gossip and replies in less than 3 seconds
in conclusion: pls dont mess with him u wont survive
haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs series:  pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5
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haikyuuphilia · 4 years
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masterlist: general
all hcs are with a gender neutral reader unless otherwise specified! no warnings apply unless tagged <3
fluff ♡ | angst ❄︎ |  crack  ϟ | other ☒ | personal favorites ☆
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→  general reactions/asks
ϟ reactions to their s/o wrecking them in a burping contest
ϟ reactions to their s/o liking yaoi
☒ reactions to s/o not missing them while they’re away for work
☒ what are their hogwarts houses
☒ what are their avatar the last airbender elements
☒ which characters would want to settle down with a family
☒ who should you date based on zodiac sign
☒ how they act when drunk
ϟ how they act during a test of courage pt.1 ; pt. 2 ; pt. 3
ϟ how they act when traveling
ϟ what karaoke is like with them
☒ what board games they would play
☒ what college majors they would have
ϟ reactions to their s/o getting hurt
☒ how they celebrate the new year
ϟ silly things they cry over
☒ who kisses you / is kissed by you to shut up ☆
ϟ who can handle spicy food
☒what the haikyuu boys use as phone wallpapers
ϟ who uses a customized phone theme?
ϟ who uses an android phone
ϟ they do the spicy noodles challenge with you
☒ what tiktoks they would make with you
♡ how they celebrate valentine’s day with you
ϟ how they do the koala challenge with you
☒ what their skincare routines are
→  haikyuu characters as _______.
☒ as romance tropes ☆
☒ as sports
☒ as greek gods ☆
☒ as kissing tropes ☆
☒ as candle scents
☒ as college students
☒ as disney princes
☒ as movie genres
☒ as first dates ☆
☒ as dog breeds
☒ as mythical creatures
☒ as love confessions ☆
ϟ  as vines
☒ forbidden love tropes
→  most (to least) likely to
ϟ most to least likely to trip on the stairs while on their phones
ϟ most to least likely to get scared from jump scares
☒ most to least likely to ask for a hot stranger’s number
☒ most likely to be a kpop fan with you ☆
♡ most likely to take afternoon naps with you  
ϟ most likely to cry over a disney movie
ϟ most likely to slap their best friend for two dollars
ϟ most likely to be sad when a kid calls them old
☒ most likely to have kids
♡ most likely to spar with you
♡ most likely to play music with you
ϟ most likely to adopt an unusual pet with you
♡ most likely to let their pets sleep in bed with them
ϟ most likely to burn down the kitchen while cooking
ϟ most to least likely to do their dishes
♡ most likely to love when their s/o wears glasses
♡ most likely to love their s/o’s art
♡ most likely to go on museum dates with you
ϟ most likely to moon or be mooned by their s/o
ϟ best to worst at dancing
♡ most likely to love having a strong and fit s/o
♡ most likely to love having a short s/o
♡ ☒ most to least likely to be romantic ☆
♡ most likely to love having an asexual s/o
ϟ most likely to try to kiss you even when you’re sick
♡ most likely to love having a chubby s/o
♡ most likely to be platonic best friends
ϟ most likely to spend all their money on their s/o
☒ most to least likely to live in the city
ϟ most likely to approve of eating cake batter for breakfast
♡ most likely to watch my little pony with you
♡ most likely to love having an s/o with curly hair
☒ most likely to learn a foreign language
☒ most likely to be cat people
ϟ most likely to act helpless when sick
ϟ most to least likely to wear a maid costume
♡ most likely to love a handmade gift from their s/o
♡ most likely to love short hair on their s/o
☒ most likely to have an s/o who doesn’t want to have kids
♡ most likely to have an alt s/o
☒ most to least likely to pull an all-nighter with you
ϟ most to least likely to cry during a sad romance movie
♡ most to least likely to send you daily affectionate texts
ϟ most to least likely to let their s/o do their makeup
☒ most to least likely to want a small wedding
ϟ best to worst at meeting their s/o’s parents
☒ most likely to experience love at first sight
♡ best for an s/o who’s married or had kids before
ϟ most likely to scream when they see a spider
♡ most likely to have a spontaneous wedding
♡ most likely to pamper their s/o
ϟ most to least likely to believe in astrology
♡ most likely to be protective
☒ most likely to cry when you cry
☒ most to least chill
ϟ most likely to smile at security cameras
♡ most to least likely to do the chapstick challenge with you
♡ most likely to use you as their phone wallpaper
☒ most likely to fall in love with their best friend
♡ most likely to be oblivious to someone flirting with them
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tsukishhhima · 8 years
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Get to know me pt 2
Tagged by @king-cartar 💙 TYSM Nickname: Kira (I kind of always liked this name more than my real one but then after watching death note It just seemed that much better haha) Zodiac sign: Virgo ✨ Last thing I googled: "The sweater ao3" bc i wanted to read it again 😈 Height: An inch shorter than Hinata lol Fav music artist: Troye Sivan 🌹 Song stuck in my head: Shape of youuuu Last movie I watched: I don't watch movies a lot so I can't remember lol. Honestly the last time I went to the theater I think was when I watched Fantastic Beasts 😂 What I'm wearing rn: a black tank top and shorts but only cause I'm in bed lmao What do I post: um. Haikyuu. Obviously. Why did you choose your URL: Bc I'm a "piece of salt" just like Tsukki (according to my roommate) Any other blogs? Nah What did your last relationship teach you: To be less antisocial and actually go meet people bc I've never been in a relationship other than the one with my bed 👌🏻 Religious/Spiritual: N/A ?? I think?? Fav color: 💙👗🦋🐬💚 Average hours of sleep: Never enough (usually 6) Lucky number: Ok so I have a thing against even numbers lol. So basically any odd number but especially 15, 13, 5 Fav character: ugh I have so manyyyy but: Tsukishima obviously, L (death note), Newt (maze runner) and Stuart (the internship) How many blankets do you sleep with: This is so random lmao but 2 Dream job: *panics* uhh.. why do you need to know... I'm... DONT ASK ME WHAT IM GONNA DO WITH MY CS DEGREE IDK *hides* Lol honestly I kinda wanted to be an actor for a long time but idk now Aaand that's it!!! I'm too lazy to tag people so if you see this and wanna do it, consider yourself tagged lol 🌺
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years
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haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs (pt. 5)
whooo last part! if there are specific characters you guys want a zodiac sign analysis of my inbox is open!
kuroo - scorpio
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tsukki's #1 reason for needing to have feelings are these scorpios right here
while yamaguchi is soft baby boy scorpio kuroo is basically daddy scorpio
if you constantly wonder why seeing him makes your mouth water its because of his intense energy
he is SUPER persuasive. very few people would say no to him 
calm, cool, and collected most of the time but get’s ticked off by people who know how to get under his skin
but this guy will hold grudges for years to the point that he vividly remembers how people wronged him
can probably read people like the palm of his hand 
the kinds of people he's attracted to are the ones who are super direct and honest 
also ones that kind of give him a challenge? if u know what i mean ;)
no one is clingier than he is. will literally whine and crawl into people's laps for attention 
he doesn’t look like he cries a lot but he cries on the inside while ‘liability’ by lorde is playing
someone tell him to stop wearing black because it’s Too Much
in conclusion: i think at this point its pretty clear that i ship with tsukishima for legal reasons
kenma - libra 
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ohhh boy another libra
just thinking about libras makes me tired
but i find that in terms of personality he's pretty similar with tsukishima which is why i think they'd also be really great friends
kenma likes having things to fixate on and his mind is very active which is why he loves playing games so much
he prefers it when things have a formula or a pattern for him to follow so it would be easier for him to make decisions
he prefers not to rock the boat and let things be 
at the same time he's a very sharp thinker and like our other libras, whatever he says he truly believes in
and since he's very logical and observant, others would believe in what he says
he's motivational in his own way
the kind of person who thinks off good comebacks after an argument is over
blows on game cartridges even though he knows he’s Not Supposed To
although he's more introverted, he's very talkative around people he likes
in conclusion: tsukishima and kenma have a groupchat where they roast tf out of kuroo
yakulev - (leo × scorpio)
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angeri boi duo 
both of them bicker constantly and since they have very strong personalities the bickering jus never ends
except for when either lev accidentally compliments yaku or when yaku gets lowkey attracted by how intense lev looks
lev is super fucking clingy and yaku will be a complete tsundere about how much he likes the attention
both of them are hella blunt and honest so no need to beat around the bush 
yaku is hella competitive and will pick fights for the sake of picking fights
at the same time he's extremely tenacious and will stop at nothing to win
he's also very self-conscious of how others see him except for his height since lev mentions it constantly that at this point yaku doesnt give a fuck about it anymore
lev on the other hand is also very competitive but its more of the 'i wanna score a shit ton of points all by myself'
like he doesn't compete against a person directly but he likes achieving a lot of things on his own
unlike yaku, he could care less about what people think of him 
both of them are pillow huggers and neither of them like to talk about That One Time they ended up cuddling each other in their sleep during a training camp
but kuroo has pictures of it on his phone
in conclusion: tbh fire and water sign couples are really intense and i want more yakulev hc's
bokuto - virgo 
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okay so my theory is that his moon sign or rising is sagittarius so his virgo-ness isn't as apparent
but some of those virgo traits do shine through
for example his moodines when he's not able to get his spikes through are because he's very conscious of how he performs
he loves being recognized for his achievements 
at the same time he's either really proud of himself or questioning it 
• thanks to some fire or water sign placements he's not an eMOtIonAlLy rEpReSsed virgo
he's very stubborn but also very clear-headed when it comes to his goals
because of that he's such a hard worker but he never forgets to have fun with it
its very hard for him to let go of things, whether they're promises or grudges
he tends to focus more on the positive things though
he has such a great memory and he'll bring up the smallest, most minor details which would surprise everyone but also make them feel touched
he loves going all out during his friends' birthdays 
everyone wants to he his friend because they want a birthday surprise from bokuto
like yachi, he also has a lot of highlighters but that’s because he always borrows one but forgets to give it back so it kinda accumulated
he loves DIY-ing things but he’s not very good at them but still Very Proud
has made friendship bracelets for all of his teammates
in conclusion: validate him pls (akaashi)
akaashi - sagittarius 
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he's a v e r y  t i r e d  sagittarius
most of his energy is spent taking care of bokuto and being the Best Setter He Can Be
he doesn't hate it though because seeing bokuto happy about his spikes is one more point for their team
he doesn't really express but he's super competitive but in a very sneaky way 
this boy is secretly very chaotic. like his braincell count goes down to one when he's alone
the kind of person who thinks pouring an energy drink into 6 shots of espresso is a good idea
its like groupthink but opposite because the bad decisions just come from him
once in a blue moon he'd agree with his friends' impulsive decisions for the sake of making memories
he really, really loves traveling, especially going to historical sites
takes the best selfies without even trying 
pretty much good at everything. at one point kuroo said that akaashi couldn’t possibly be good at singing on top of everything else and akaashi straight up mariah carey-ed him
only has one highlighter and it barely works
probably the scariest person next to takeda-sensei when he gets angry 
once snapped a pencil in two with his bare hand
in conclusion: idk keep him away from pencils ??
haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs series:  pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years
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masterlist | series
⇠ return to masterlist: main directory
this is the masterlist that i organized by series. most of these are headcanons for certain au’s
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❀✿** buzzfeed unsolved au 👻👻
⇢ buzzfeed unsolved au
⇢ even more buzzfeed unsolved au (pt. 2 of the first
⇢ buzzfeed unsolved headcanon | the search for the mysterious mothman (feat. bokuto and akaashi)
⇢ haikyuu!! as buzzfeed unsolved screencaps (pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3)
⇢ haikyuu!! as buzzfeed unsolved screencaps | pairings edition (pt. 1, pt. 2)
❀✿** masterchef au 🍳🍳
⇢ masterchef au (captains vs. setters)
⇢ masterchef au (second-gen captains vs. first years)
❀✿** haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs ♈♉
⇢ pt. 1 | hinata, kageyama, tsukishima, and yamaguchi
⇢ pt. 2 | tanaka, nishinoya, daichi, asahi, and sugawara
⇢ pt. 3 | yachi, kiyoko, coach ukai, and takeda-sensei
⇢ pt. 4 | oikawa, iwaizumi, matsukawa, and hanamaki
⇢ pt. 5 | kuroo, kenma, yaku, lev, bokuto, and akaashi
⇢ pt. 6 | kyoutani, yahaba, kindaichi, and kunimi
⇢ pt. 7 | atsumu, osamu, suna, and kita
❀✿** haikyuu!! as the onion headlines 🧅🧅
⇢ pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4
❀✿** haikyuu!! and their favorite spotify playlists 🎶🎶
⇢ karasuno version
⇢ nekoma and fukurodani version
❀✿**  music idol au 🎤🎤
⇢ karasuno version
⇢ nekoma and fukurodani version
⇢ seijoh and shiratorizawa version
❀✿** university au 🎓🎓
⇢ haikyuu!! characters as shitty groupmates 
⇢ haikyuu!! characters + weird things that are in their backpacks 
⇢ haikyuu!! as strange people you came across in your campus
⇢ haikyuu!! as university professors
⇢ haikyuu!! as dorm roommates
⇢ haikyuu!! characters as people you meet at a college party
⇢ haikyuu!! + dorm ‘meals’ | uni au, crack, hc’s 
❀✿** haikyuu!! teams as housemates 🏠🏠
⇢ shiratorizawa version
⇢ karasuno version
❀✿** linggo ng wika au (written in tagalog) 🎊🎊
⇢ pt. 1, pt. 2
❀✿** angstcember 2020 (feat. hq!! and bsd)😢😢
⇢ main masterlist
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years
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haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs (pt. 1)
aside from being obsessed with haikyuu!! i’m also That Bitch Who’s Into Astrology and i’ve really been into looking up the characters’ zodiac signs so why not make it into a post ? these are basically me analyzing how the characters fit their zodiac signs, and also making headcanons based on their signs. ofc i’m only basing these on their sun signs because it would be hell to go over their entire freaking birth chart. so let’s get into it!!
hinata - gemini/cancer cusp
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okay for starters one thing very interesting abt kagehina is that they're both cusp babies
(for those who dont know being born 'on the cusp' means ur born a day before another zodiac season so u share traits between both signs)
in hinata's case its gemini and cancer which makes sO MUCH SENSE
the hyperactivity and hinata just being In Constant Motion is very gemini
but the his pureness of heart and soul is very cancer 
u can even tell jus by the way he talks which is 50% pure excitement and love for volleyball and 50% volleyball sound effects
the way he's very extroverted and at the same time kind with his opponents is very gemini/cancer
baby boi basically gets a long with everyone and everyone loves hinata which is why he has a harem
as a gemini he's also very very excited about learning new things and new opportunities because geminis are very passionate abt learning
and his love and devotion to volleyball is very cancer esp since its a skill he chose to develop over time after falling in love with the sport
he is the bestest friend you could ever have, super loyal and caring
but also such a bABY. he’s clingy and pouty and down for Attention 
in conclusion: the softest and noisiest boi
kageyama - sagittarius/capricorn cusp
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oOOOH ANOTHER CUSP CHILD
which is interesting because while hinata is an air/water sign cusp child, kageyama is a fire/earth sign cusp child
which makes for some very interesting dynamics because they're quite different in terms of personality
if i were to summarize this whole analysis it would be: sag is responsible for kageyama's dumbass energy and cap is responsible for his talented volleyballer energy
(not too generalize but most of the sags i've met are basically Big Dumbass Energy)
but sag signs, and fire signs in general, are typically very energetic and competitive. also super aggressive and passionate abt what they do
caps on the other hand are hardworking and tend to be reserved emotionally
god i know so many capricorns who are basically 'hAh, emotional repression go brrrrrrr'
 but also very practical-minded, they don't take things personally and expect you not to
n e weigh back to our boi
you can esp see during kag's 'king of the court' era how sag/cap he is
his frustration and bossiness is very sag but that frustration was based on the fact that he was working hard on his tosses and he expected his teammates to do the same
that's why kags is also not very socially intelligent and sensitive because he values results first 
at the same time, he's able to put personal feelings aside and be accountable for his mistakes. his pride balances out with his desire to do better
in conclusion: someone pls be friends with him
tsukishima - libra 
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aHhh libras
there's just something about libras. in my experience no two are the same and the differences in their personality are very dependent on their moon sign
(this is why moon signs are v important y'all)
but first off air signs are very intellectual which we obvs see in tsukki but when it comes to libras, they recognize the importance of decision-making
(am i making an excuse for their indecisiveness? maybe?)
his intellect and ability to quickly make decisions upon reflex is very obvs in his gameplay (esp the shiratorizawa match which i keep on 24hr loop in my head)
at the same time he's very patient and very able to get into his opponents' heads
when it comes to how he is with people, tsukishima's ability to intimidate or annoy people just by speaking are very libra
air signs are also known to be easily distracted and tend not to take things that seriously which can be seen in tsukishima's initial behaviors abt exerting minimum effort
but once he got that taste of excitement oH BOI all of that brain cell juice just goes into winning 
tsukishima's pessimism is also very rooted in how aware he is of the realities of life
that emotional distance (hence the infamous Tsukishima Kei is bad at feelings ao3 tag) is very air sign
but once they find someone they like libras are such softies
apparently they’re the flirtiest sign sooooo
 in conclusion: kuroo has his work cut out for him and yamaguchi is the bestest friend Ever
yamaguchi - scorpio
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okay i have a feeling some of y'all are familiar with the stereotype that scorpios are kinky, goth people
which is not true because my gf is a scorpio and has the personality of an excited puppy
which is what yamaguchi is but aGain. moon. signs. are. very. important
while scorpios are very emotional (like every water sign) and tend to be quite dark , serious and pessimist with thinking, i've read that they usually undergo a large amount of personal transformation
with yamaguchi, his anxieties tended to overwhelm and prevent him from thinking of alternate possibilities and doing his very best
“when i start gaining self-confidence it’s over for you bitches - yamaguchi tadashi, probably”
but his fears also pushed him to do much better and eventually develop his skills to become a key player for the team
scorpios are also very protective, honest and the most no-bullshit out of all the water signs
that's why when he told tsukishima off for being uncool, it was very much a build up of his frustrations abt tsukishima not being serious enough despite all his skills
his relationship dynamic with tsukishima is also v interesting because they're basically sister signs 
so they're different but they keep each other grounded
while yamaguchi is protective of tsukki he's also unafraid to call him out which makes him a Great Friend
in conclusion: a cinnamon roll but a spicy one 
haikyuu characters as zodiac signs series: pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5
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dinosaurtsukki · 4 years
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haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs (pt. 4)
the next two parts will be focused on the peeps from other teams (aka: seijoh, fukurodani, and nekoma). i’m an anime watcher so i don’t know much about the other characters yet. i may release a shiratorizawa version if i feel like it/if someone requests it
oikawa - cancer 
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he's actually born a day before hinata which is wildt when u think abt it
can u imagine them joining a birthday party????
the thing about cancers is that they're either in mommy mode or baby mode
oikawa is mostly in babey mode though what a petty queen
he is SO SENSITIVE just the slightest threats to his pride will instantly tick him off
it just makes it super easy to pick on him iswtg
but on the upside he's the best person to go to when you're upset and knows how to comfort people
his ability to be so in-tune with his teammates and having those instincts is very cancer
he's also the kind of friend who'll stick around you for a long time and will do anything for you
when he falls in love he'll probably stay in love for a long time because cancers are all about that
he's such a child that seeing him excited about something is so heartwarming
in conclusion: iwa carries around the world’s smallest violin to play for oikawa when he’s sad
iwaizumi - gemini
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do u wanna know the real reason why this guy is such a tsundere its because hE's a GeMINI
he's obvs such a softie but will he show his genuine love and affection for his friends (and oikawa)
over his dead body
when he's not bickering with oikawa he's a guy of few words but when he's talking about his interests (godzillas) the floodgates are unleashed
seijoh's team would be nothing without iwaizumi just being like: get. ur. shits. together. shits
even though he's a tsundere dumbass the things he says are actually Much Wisdom
which is perfect since he's President of Oikawa-Related Matters
whenever oikawa's emotions get to him iwa's there to just be like 'no it doesn't work like that. get ur shit together'
that said when iwa gets upset or down its because he puts so much weight on how he could have decided on things
which is why oikawa is there to remind him that some things are out of his control
in conclusion: i kno i set out to analyze their behavior according to their signs individually bUT iwaoi is such a beautiful ship i will not stop ranting
matsuhana (pisces x aquarius)
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another air sign x water sign duo 
they're like a chill air×water couple though 
their brains are so crazy that nothing fazes them anywhere
they take turns using one brain cell
but that braincell works overtime because these guys are witty af
matsukawa's a very go-with-the-flow guy. pretty much what you'd call an old soul
he likes being around people who get him and his dank memery
deep inside he's actually a wine aunt who treats iwaoi as if they're kids
"you guys want snacks? a condom? let me know"
hanamaki is practically unreadable with his expressions. he looks like he's contemplating his existence but he's actually thinking about how many marshmallows he can cram in his mouth
he probably runs the dark shutterstock images twitter account
in conclusion: iwaoi could literally be in danger and matsuhana will be livetweeting it
haikyuu characters as their zodiac signs series:  pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5
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haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs (pt. 3)
yachi - virgo 
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my sweet summer child is a virgo making her the mother of the first years gang
it makes sense because she's such a perfectionist and meticulous and organized
basically the calm in the chaos that is karasuno which is why she is a great manager
my girl probs carried a first aid kit in her bag ever since preschool
but she's also very repressed with the things she wants, she'd put others before her often
super duper ultra caring
she doesn't want to upset anyone and she tries very hard to just blend into the crowd
i think her friendships within karasuno are super important with getting her out of her shell because of all the people that inspire her 
also being a manager of frickin karasuno makes her prepared for anything
she’s the kind of person who owns fifteen different colors of highlighters that each have a specific purpose 
cannot legally say ‘fuck’ 
in conclusion: “if anything happened to her, i'll kill everyone in this room and then myself” - yamaguchi, probably
kiyoko- capricorn
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wow all of the third years are capricorns except for sugawara 
kiyoko's the very level-headed cap, kind of similar to daichi but without the stress levels
she has all of her shit together in a bag 
has as many highlighters as yachi does but that’s because she always forgets that she has highlighters
she’s probably the holy spirit to daichi’s ‘father’ and asahi’s ‘son’
sugawara’s the devil
i can’t call her mommy for legal reasons
being very cold and stoic in appearance, also just her manner of being curt when she speaks is very capricorn
but deep inside she's very thoughtful and selective when it comes to who she shares her feelings with
a lot of her struggles are very below the surface though so its very important that she has someone to share it with
despite that, there's just something about her presence that's very comforting 
in conclusion: capricorns can step on me. kiyoko specifically.
coach ukai - aries
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aHHHHHH THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
his ability to lead and develop the team's individual skills? his quick temper? his inspirational speeches? his readiness to take risks?
sounds like an aries to me
the fact that he decided to permanently become karasuno's coach because he wanted to kick nekoma's ass is the most aries thing 
aries are jus fricking competitive. i've met one who asked a dumpling seller to add more chili to her dumplings because the person in front of her asked for some and she suffered 
ukai probably has done something like that at some point
ukai's the kind of leader who knows how to bring out people's motivations to win
as a relatively young coach he's really into exploring new techniques and constantly innovating karasuno's tactics
in conclusion: the perfect coach for karasuno
takeda-sensei - capricorn 
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karasuno is really damn full of capricorns like wtf
but tbh the capricorns have very crucial positions not just within the team but like managing it as an actual volleyball club
takeda's the best at organizing things and he knows how to manage their resources
and has anyone stopped to consider the fact that he's doing this along with teaching high school students
does he need sleep? hECK YEA
i feel like the only time he gets to sleep is during the bus rides to and from practice matches
the only times he actually chooses to cry are after karasuno wins a match
plus the fact that he sounds so scary when he's angry just by the tone of his voice and words without even raising his voice is so capricorn
pls don't get on his bad side
in conclusion: he and the rest of capricorns from karasuno need to take a day off
haikyuu!! characters as their zodiac signs series:  pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5
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