#hakonel

[elkidu]

Who are your top 5 babygirls I need to know

this is the funniest pity icebreaker you could have sent thank you yasmin. i will take the bait

when i was thinking about it, i realized i'm not actually sure i know what babygirl means nowadays... is it just pathetic men? does there need to be an element of "...and he's my little boyfriend <3" to it? honestly it's very rare for me to consider any male characters my "boyfriend" or "husband" so i will focus instead on which of them are most moe

1. fate's oberon of course... he IS my designated anime husband. i won't go too into spoiler territory for him, but he's quite literally a disgusting little freak enamored with the idea of having a wife who actually likes him. i think that's a universal sort of appeal. he has awesome voice acting! his design rules! he's a huge asshole BUT he is really kind in his own way! he can't be honest! his valentine's event takes you to a shitty apartment that looks like a fucking landfill! he's perfect!!! his swagless looks and cringefail personality captivated me from the moment i first saw him. he wins the category of "the lesbian's husband"

2. i'm in the middle of a big enstars phase rn so i HAVE to say eichi. the grip he's had on me since 2016-2017 is crazy... he literally redefined my taste in anime boys. there's no other character in this world that allows me to rocket back and forth between laughing about how nasty he is and fervently wanting to defend him from people who hate him for being nasty. kind of a "nobody's allowed to dunk on him except for people who love him!!!" situation... every time i ever stepped away from enstars it was because i get really down about how weird people are about him!! read fine events!!! he committed war crimes but he was soooo cute while he did it so you have to be nice to him or i'll cry. he wins the category of "the first hill i'd ever die on, the only man i'd ever die for"

3. KUJA FINAL FANTASY!!!! I COULD FIX HIM!!!!!!!!!!! that's all. he wins the category of "i could fix him"

4. jin kisaragi from blazblue. i have said truly truly wretched things about this man that i am too ashamed to ever repeat. but a tetsuya kakihara guy with a terrible personality, a pretty face, and a skintight black bodysuit is undeniable. he has a beautiful girlfriend and yet spends his games looking like an idiot with his fucked up siblings. he wins the category of "i wanna put this man in predicaments"

5. did you know that i apparently don't have a single fire emblem man i'm able to confidently call my babygirl? it's crazy... my fire emblem favs are firmly in the son category. like i thought maybe reyson from fe9-10 or arvis from fe4? but it just doesn't feel right... so instead i'm going with caim drakengard for no deep reason. i just think he's the funniest ever. i hope he's happy with his dragon spouse. he wins the category of "(jessica rabbit voice) he makes me laugh"

[tsunderrated]

14, 21, 23 for the fate ask meme

14.  Who is your favorite Servant(s) for each class?

Saber - Miyamoto MusashiLancer - ScathachArcher - IshtarRider - MedbCaster - TamamoAssassin - JackBerserker - Cu AlterRuler - JeanneAvenger - JalterForeigner - Abigail WilliamsAlter Ego - OkitalterSome of these are design/character-based, some of these are functionality based, some are both. guess which.

21. Favorite music?

London’s map theme is extremely good, i think. That’s the quiet piano one right? Also solomon’s map theme.

23. An event you want to happen or want a rerun of.

I know there’s no way it would happen but some persona crossover where you could summon, say, heroic spirit Arsene as a demi-spirit inside of Akira.

[tainbocuailnge]

What's this about a dude borrowing money from the Yakuza trying to roll Scathach lol

there’s... an urban legend if you will because I don’t think anyone’s been able to confirm for sure, about a certain man. a man with a mission. a man with but one singular goal that all of his years of living so far had been leading up to. 

that goal was to roll scathach. 

now, for some context. scathach had been in nearly all the promotional material for fgo since the game was announced, but as what would turn out to be a limited servant, she wasn’t in the game yet. she was in fact, together with arjuna, the only of the promotional servants (altera, scathach, arjuna, ushiwakamaru, mephistopheles, jekyll, and darius) who wasn’t in the game at all. as a supreme milf she was highly anticipated and when she finally became available for the first time, it was at very short notice and completely unexpected and so literally nobody was prepared for it whatsoever. since all the other promo servants were permanent I guess nobody thought she might be limited. not only was she incredibly anticipated just as a character, at the time of her release she had some of the sickest animations in the game as well as an incredibly powerful skillset. people went apeshit. you can imagine the chaos of people scrambling to find the money to roll her.

this is where the legendary scathach whale comes in. this man went above and beyond for scathach. he sold his car to get more quartz for scathach. he stole his parents’ credit cards to get more quartz for scathach. his parents found out and he got disowned so now he was out on the streets, with no car, because he wanted to obtain a spandex-clad milf in a mobile game more than he wanted to live. 

that alone makes for a wild story but it doesn’t end there because I told you, this man was on a mission. this man would stop at nothing to obtain the waifu of his dreams. homelessness wasn’t nearly enough to deter him. so what he did, according to the story, is either he approached the yakuza or the yakuza approached him, and they offered him debt money to pay off his parents with. any normal person upon sinking to the level of accepting debt money from an organised crime syndicate would realize the magnitude in which they fucked up and at the very least pay off their debt before getting into more trouble, but not mr scathach whale. 

mr scathach whale used the debt money to buy more quartz for scathach. 

that is where the story ends. did the yakuza get him? did he ever get scathach? did this happen as told, or only partially, or perhaps not at all? it is a mystery lost to the elusive depths of word of mouth communication. I advise everyone to stay on the lookout for the upcoming limited 5* avenger class scathach whale.

[saberin]

hakonel replied to your post “being a uni student means u r going to buy eggs at 130am bc u crave it...”

Is it your birthday? Happy birthday, hope you can get some rest soon!

ye!!!!!!!!!! thank u ! ! !! ! !!!!!!!!!

[shaeyori]

Please be my wife

sorry yasmin i’m already married 

[hanasaku-shijin]

That scene with Tooru and Kobayashi is from the Maid Dragon ova that came out recently :V

WHAT THE HELL IT’S OUT?? I WAS TOLD IT WASN’T COMING TILL APRIL HOLY CRAP IS IT SUBBED IS THERE A LINK??

[liivolt]

hakonel replied to your post “today is my birthday :o”

Happy Birthday!

thanks!

[serphnturf]

uwu

[tsunderrated]

hakonel replied to your post “it really is the funniest thing to me when people complain about the...”

It’s so forgiving tho lmao

like it already starts at a higher rate than fate or granblue (i think? not positive about gbf’s rates), but the more you miss the better your odds, you’re like guaranteed at least one 5* in like $40 worth of summons

[misty-reeyus]

So I'm wondering, do you like Berseria more or is Vesperia still number one?

HONESTLY I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYMORE SOBS

[tainbocuailnge]

I heard there were gonna be Gae Bolg fidget spinners or something and I immediately thought of you. Would you buy one?

hghdsdgh you’re like the seventh person now to tell me about the gae bolg fidget spinner

no i dont think i’d buy one but i’m glad it exists

[sonicmega]

I found your Starforce voices for Pat and Rey and I thought they were awesome! I was like "Sean Chiplock? That sounds familiar" and then I saw you did the voice of Ishimaru and you're Santa... that's so cool! Have you played the rest of the Starforce games? If so, which one is your favorite?

Still working through the first game! I’m about 75% finished with it, but Operation Babel is my one and only focus right now.

[shaeyori]

Suffering™

i tried so hard and came so far and in the end i took a razor scooter to the achilles tendon

[lesbianmarth]

hakonel replied to your post “i feel bad saying this because i was the one who suggested sae/takemi...”

Imagine...the gfs both telling the other to take better care of themselves... life style improvements...bonding over their emotional pain... good shit...

GOOD SHIT

[doribuki]

You getting into your p3p feels is getting me into my p3p feels... so if you don't mind me asking, what were your favorite social links?

THE P3P FEELS NEVER STOP 

this is so difficult haha HM.....probably aigis, yukari, mitsuru, junpei and saori’s are ones that really stick to me just in terms of “YES I LIKE IT ANOTHER” but dont get me wrong i love most of them!!! but those are just the ones that immediately popped into my head 

the only one i can say with 100% guarantee that i didnt care at all abt was tanaka’s. 

[benjaminhunter]

Also your bunny is really cute lol

SHE IS ... SHES A DESTROYER and she tumbles glasses over and sometimes she’ll flop happily and snuggle against my laptop and its fun. cute chaussette