#hammac

[mokipa-event-medical]

Heute wollen wir euch mal jemand ganz besonderes aus unserem Team vorstellen!!! Unser Kollege „Clark“ 🇫🇷ein Lifeaz-Defibrillator⚡️ist immer mit dabei! Egal ob bei Notfalltrainings, Erste Hilfe Schulungen oder Sanitätsdiensten! Er ist immer da um im Notfall ein Kammerflimmern zu durchbrechen! Wir sind froh und Stolz das er ein Mitglied unseres bärenstarken Teams ist! Deshalb haben wir auch schon 2 von ihm! ⚡️ ⚡️ Aujourd’hui, nous voulons vous présenter quelqu’un de très spécial de notre équipe!!! Notre collègue « Clark » 🇫🇷un défibrillateur⚡️Lifeaz est toujours avec nous! Qu’il s’agisse de formation en urgence, de formation en secourisme ou de services médicaux! Il est toujours là pour percer une fibrillation ventriculaire en cas d’urgence! Nous sommes heureux et fiers qu’il fasse partie de notre solide équipe! C’est pourquoi nous en avons déjà 2 ! ⚡️ ⚡️ #lifeaz #arrêtcardiaque #sauverdesvies #défibrillateur #maintenance #work #equipe #mokipa #mokipamedical #sanitätsdienst #wirsindeinteam #aed #notfall #emergency #hammereisbären #hammaces #sceintrachtheessen #hammstars (hier: Mokipa Event & Medical) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnkZozLNxGd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[everythingbutresolved]

The Worst Haim Fic Ever

Fictional!Hamish Linklater x f!reader

Rating: Horny Teenager

Summary: Let's break the writing dry spell with something so bad it will self destruct when you have finished reading it shall we?

Warnings: Grammar? What is it? Abuse of Zeta Gen talk. Reader is a a hamfam mutual and Haim has several nicknames, gratuitous descriptions of the male body, unprotected sex, moron dirty talk.

Notes: Thank you so much for the love in the past year, I'm trying to love back and be more productive, I just wanted to share the silliest thing that popped in my mind...enjoy 😜

ur sitting at home in ur pjs all comfy with half edible left from the tray you baked for the weekend.

Ur dog and you are watching netflix eating only red m&m’s talking to the friendz in your phone when u hear a knock at ur door. u get up and spill all the candies on the floor but don’t worry cuz u already gulped down all the red and yellow choco, but carry your puppy with u because you didnt order anything from amazong in like 3 days so your four legged friend might have to scare an intruder. u open the door and it’s the hottest man ever

 Hummus Longlater

u almost drop on your butt bcz you were just talking to your mutuals in barks and meows how much u need to climb that human palmtree covered in chocolate fudge. U say “Drop gorgeous Daddy Legend wtf ya doin here?” But that piece of licorice bats his eye hair so quickly u fall back on the couch while ur doggo goes and pack his toys cuz he's going with him.

“Hey babygirl” Hamosh sais, leaning on ur doorframe, revealing he is wearing nothing but a white vest two sizes down a toddler and the tightest jeans ever sold by those gud bois at Levi’s. A “Look I know I’m your bias and that I always munch on it, and finally my Zaddy whiskers r too drenched in fandom juice to keep ignoring them. The fire has spread and reached my cheeks missus.”

ur like “omg !! Im not wearing any makeup!! Or pants!! Oh skinny legend u’re so father, periodt!!!”  but he just lafs at that because tahts what he likes about u. “ya girl i know thats why im heer. I’m mad lit on god no god no cap. Drip drip. I heard u enjoy eating junk food and getting your junk food ate out. Do u wanna rip my pants and eat me up gurl? Leave no crumbs baby.”

And saying that he loafs in to your house, tripping over doggo when he refuses to hover his naked feet. “i like your trash panda” “don’t scratch him under his ear or he’ll hump ur leg till tomorrow” U say before smushing your face into his. He smells like old spice and tastes like pumpkin donut and matcha latte. You untangle your tongues only to ask “Hammac glorious, your foot is always on my neck daddy, but I have to ask, r u real or is the weed they sold me pretty fire?”

Ur pup gives you  stern look and plops on his furry ass and ur sure he says “human im petotaly serious don0t parse this or ill foist on you three gens of my litters – mine and the raccoon that lives under the porch”

Himbo grabs ur sweaty ass and says “The way u scratch ur armpits called me like a charm and i just had to come get a taste of this sweet sweet potato couch.” He stretches his vest over his head, his eyes are the color of the hazelnut frosted chocolate brownie you had this morning. “well? U got me like La-La-La baby, wanna sit on my face or what ?”“duh,” u spit, moving puppy aside. “I love you down Mr. H” His chest is smooth with baby oil when you slide ur hands on it. He has huge hands that scoop under ur ass and throw you on the bed and rip of your pjs. Ur android goes flying out the pocket, probsbly never to be seen again. U have the time to chant “You’r our beloved, and u have us in a chokehold!” then is on top of you fast, pinnning you to the bed, slopply groping under ur shirt for ur boobs that bounce boobily. He chokes u with his socks that smells like socks but u kinda think thats hot. His jeans sway to the floor and skitter away, leaving him in his boxers he got for christmas in 2003. His heft is huge, huger than his hands. It snaps the elastic and elicopter it for a ful minute until u’re hypnotized. “dont worry babygurl this will help u get it all in” he grabs ur legs and throws them over his shoulder and massages ur pussy until u scream and snatch his fingers up your coochie like the dyson ur mom gave u for xmas.

“omg Mr. H that was nom-nom delish how r u so good at pumpussy??!” you gasp gasplessly

“since I’m in my assembly period my strengths multiplied, now I can make u cum with just a flex of my massive eyebrows watch this” and with that he hoola-hoops his hairy caterpillars and makes u *O* a few more times “ r u ready baby gril?”

“yes Zaddy!” 

He likes that. He ate that up a compliment and had u GAG, while ur cunt eats it all up. U can see urself cumming in the reflex of his caramel pudding eyes. He moans so loud the neighbors think ur killing someone and get more popcorns. U scream obscenities and fuck and cum and fuck and cum all over the apartment. Ur doggo has found ur phone and is taking a video to send ur besties later. The couch rols over from so much fuckng and cumming. Hammamet keeps gong flexing his infinite thighs becuz yours gave up. He doesn't unload until the very end when he climbs on the bedframe and showers u singing Sweet Home Carolina. U almost drown.

“wow mr Hamigo thank u” u say. Talking makes cum gush off ur hair

“ur welcom. Btw I gotta go now.” He swishes in his jeans like a well grased seal and moves to ur side of the bed. U start crying for the sudden loss of his massive cock. “Hamandbacon I thought you were different but ur like everyone else, mid.”

He looks into ur eyes and lovingly swipes some cum from your face.

“I don’t get it. I just gave u the best camping of ur life”

“And now ur fleeing”  

He lafs u off “I have 47 more friendly stops after this, don’t be greedy babgurl” U bat ur sticky palms with joy, meanwhile your familiar retrieves ur phone for U so you can give a head up to your mutuals – get ready with water and lube.

@littleredwritingcat this is for you bestie

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[usbreakingnewshub]

2 killed in medical helicopter crash in Alabama

Two crew members were killed when a medical helicopter crashed in Shelby County, Alabama, authorities said Sunday. The Life Saver helicopter had been called to transport a hiker who had been experiencing chest pains and breathing problems, Shelby County Sheriff’s Office chief deputy Clay Hammac said Sunday night. The helicopter crashed a little before 5:30 p.m. local time.  “There were three crew…

[arsenicinshell]

Cats living their best lives 

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[larucheanimation]

May 26, 2019

Spend the night in the hammock reading a book. It was fun.

26 Mai 2019

J’avais passer la soirée dans le hammac en lisant un livre. C’était amusant.

[clotildeduongvanhuyen]

Maman est gardienne

[gfrbart]

Je t'ai à l'oeil, le soleil :D #sol #soleil #hammac #sun #ojo #oeil #rio #riviere #eau #agua #fontainebleau #france #francia🇫🇷 #iledefrance #isladefrancia #viaje #viajem #travelphotography #travelgram #travel #voyage #reflets #vida #gonzo #gonzojournalism (à Fontainebleau, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ3uCvKLw-Y/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kelkel35]

@vita5 #hammac #vita5 #detente #plaisir nous venons d'acquérir ce hammac pour 2 personnes. Il est impressionnant. Montage en moins de 5 mn, très bonne stabilitée, confortable. Le plus, son petit repose tête qui est très agreable. Attention au coup de vent et la pluie, il est préférable d'enlever la toile pour la conserver et pour un entretien facile. A conseiller. #soleil #repos (à Saint-Jacques-de-la-Lande) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_LobDo8eK/?igshid=4enfcvnmfhhb

[angelasrtn]

[connorundertale]

i feel like Dean likes taking naps outside, which is why he made sure he bought a house with a fence so he could sleep on the picnic table under an umbrella or in the hammock

[blizzahra]

The hammac flashback!! We need it (T ∀ T)

[naehliebe-blog1]

https://instagram.com/stories/hamm_aces/2138479995123924931?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=1ce6c1hag6w0d #americanfootballgame #americanfootballFans #acesFootball #americanfootballAces #americanfootballgermany #americanfootball #americanfootballnrw #americanfootballgirls #americanfootballinternational #ransport #rannfl #hamm #hammwestfalen #hammaces (hier: Hammer SportClub 2008 e.V.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ty2Zqorwh/?igshid=m3o3zv8dqbg7

[hammacuk]

Hammac Electrical Ltd is one of Wirral’s leading NICEIC contractors, working with homeowners, businesses, landlords, agents, local authorities and other contractors to find the most cost-effective solutions for all their electrical needs. So, no matter how big or small the job, call in the experts – call Hammac Electrical Ltd

Website: https://www.hammacelectrical.co.uk

Address : Unit 116, Woodside Business Park, Shore Rd, Birkenhead, Wirral, CH41 1EP

Phone Number: 0151 647 9891

[talented-musicians]

New Guitar Gif guitar, performance, eye roll, jamming, hypocrite, small town, caylee hammack, Caylee, hammack, small town hypocrite, full band via Giphy https://ift.tt/38W82lD

[letrollocataireprofessionne-blog]

le rêve!!

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