#hanaoka seiji

[goldenlaquer]

pls have some an ol yokai seiji of mines :')

[sugissyakult]

can someone teach me how tumblr works??

no. but fr 😭😭😭

reading all my live and i never really thought abt it. but here i am ! completely enlightened and overwhelmed by the amazing aura of this sexy punk that is @goldenlaquer oc. imagine – like everyday i open tumblr and search gintama ocs and there he is – this seiji guy with whom i didn't have a stronger love-hate relationship. really. crush me and i'll thank u. on my knees. unfortunately, totally my type of man 🧍‍♂️

BUT i thought to myself that since he as a yokai is creature he definitely smelled something... orr someone in that typically funny animal way. I MEAN– even more so as a kitsune, which are foxes... get it?? damn i don't wanna be weird 😭😭

ALSO. i had to do a lot of work on this pretty lady bc if i used my main gintama oc.... her bf wouldn't be too happy with that closeness ☠️ no ship, no suggestive actions (🤨), just... foxy sniff sniff. idk what yuhana smells like. it might be some catnip but for kitsune lol

ANYYYWAY seiji's hair was a real mordor. im not even kidding, look at the art 😭😭 i have no idea how they work. they just... simple stripes. but there is something about them that my drawing finger can't handle. but i like him anyway. truly great oc 💗💗💗💗🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[enhashoutout]

Dating Childhood Friend Hanaoka Fujio

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Finals season isn't done yet but I need a new post to get me through the last week. I'm never not going to post about dating Hanaoka Fujio there are going to be so many parts I already know it 😂

Genre: it's all fluff up in here

___ is used in place of y/n

Warnings: Typical H&L violence, swearing

This post isn't proofread

I usually write the reader as female since that is easiest for me but if you identify as a different gender please feel free to change up those parts to whatever fits you! <3

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Dating Hanaoka Fujio, childhood best friends edition

You grew up with Fujio, Madoka, Arata, Seiji, Shinya, and Masaya.

The 7 of you would spend most of your time together at Grandma Sada's store or at each other's places since you lived in the same housing space and your parents weren't home often.

You attend Seiho Girls High School with Madoka and are a part of the band with her

Growing up you were closest to Fujio. Making friends was hard because you didn't talk much but he saw you by yourself one day and decided he was going to make you a part of the friend group and the rest was history.

Fujio who always remembers to ask you what you think when the group talks, making sure you feel included.

Fujio who always saves a seat for you next to him.

Fujio who pouts if he hears you and Madoka talking about a boy you guys think is cute.

"____ -chan he's not as cute as me though right?!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT HE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU"

"MADOKA I WAS ASKING ___!"

And then there's you who just stares at them as they bicker 😂

Fujio who didn't truly realize his feelings for you until he moved away and didn't get to see you every day

Now he knows why he didn't like it whenever you and Madoka talked about boys

Fujio who is excited to move back because he's going to see his friends at Oya High and now he can see you every day again

Fujio who notices your physical changes when he sees you again after a while but is happy your personality is still the same

Fujio who is acting a little weird around you now and you can't understand why

Fujio who gets a little nervous while you're around

The rest of the friend group can clearly see that he likes you and is doing a shit job at hiding it while they can't tell if you like him the same or not

Madoka who decides to take one for the team and ask if you like Fujio as more than a friend.

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Madoka asks if you like Fujio as more than a friend, and you deny it at first but admit it just as fast because nobody gets past Madoka

Madoka who is on a mission to get the two of you together once she finds out you like him too but don't think he feels the same

Madoka's thoughts: "Are you dumb? Do you see the way he acts with you?!" *rolling her eyes and frustrated because she cannot deal with y'all*

You who has liked Fujio since you were kids but figured he didn't like you back because he's nice to everyone... so he was just being nice to you also

Madoka, Seiji, Shinya, and Masaya who are sick and tired of how you and Fujio look at each other with starry eyes when the other isn't looking.

JUST DATE EACH OTHER ALREADY YOU IDIOTS

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Fujio who is sulky and tells Tsukasa and Jamuo he doesn't know what to do with his crush on you

Jamuo suggests a big elaborate confession while Tsukasa says he should just man up and tell you how he feels, no big confession scheme needed this isn't a marriage proposal

The rest of the boys walk right into the conversation and being the nosy kids they are, now they want to know what their leader is talking about

This leads to Fujio telling all of Fujio faction about his girl problem

All his friends: 👁️👄👁️ because what do you mean they're strong leader is being sulky over a girl?!

"Wait who is this girl again?" (Nakaoka)

"The quiet girl who we used to see at Grandma Sada's market remember?" (Nakagoshi)

"Ohhhh ___?" (Nakaoka)

"Yeah." (Nakagoshi)

"Better get a move on then Fujio! The girls tell Nakagoshi and I that a lot of boys in the surrounding schools like her. You might want to tell her before some preppy boy steals her away." (Nakaoka)

Fujio who tells his friends he would rather fight all of SWORD by himself than confess to you because feelings and rejection are scary. The thought of getting punched by every dude in SWORD sounds less scary than getting rejected by you and messing up your friendship.

Tsukasa who tells Fujio that it would be easiest to tell her how he feels because nobody wants to be on the receiving end of Fujio's fist if you start dating someone else.

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Fujio who tells your friends he is finally ready to tell you how he feels

The rest of the group let out a big sigh of relief at the same time because they're sick and tired of you guys looking at each other like love-sick puppies

Fujio who stands in front of Seiho waiting for you and Madoka after band practice.

Madoka and Yui lie and say they have somewhere to go together leaving you with Fujio.

Fujio who is being a little awkward because he isn't sure how to tell you how he feels.

"Fujio... why are you acting weird?"

oh god she caught me here I go "Ireallylikeyou___I'velikedyousincewewerekidspleasegooutwithmeandbemygirlfriend"

You: ❓

"Since when did you become a rapper Fujio? I didn't understand anything you just said. Say it again slower."

"I really like you ___. I've liked you since we were kids. Please go out with me and be my girlfriend. ONLY IF YOU WANT TO OF COURSE! IF NOT WE CAN STAY FRIENDS AND WE CAN PRETEND THIS NEVER HA-."

"Will you let me talk?"

Fujio goes quiet 😂

"Yes, I would love to be your girlfriend. I've liked you since we were kids too. I just thought you didn't feel the same because you are always nice to everyone so I thought you were just being nice to me."

"Being nice? BEING NICE?! I NEVER SHARE MY FOOD WITH ANYONE BUT YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEING NICE?!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SOMEONE ELSE! ALL THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL SAY THAT SINCE YOU CAME BACK LOTS OF GIRLS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU SO I ASSUMED YOU LIKED SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD!"

"ME?! TELL THAT TO YOURSELF! NAKAGOSHI AND NAKAOKA SAID THAT SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE LOTS OF BOYS TALK ABOUT HOW THEY LIKE YOU. AND I'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU I LIKE YOU."

The two looked at each other after their shouting match and laughed at how ridiculous they were.

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The first time Fujio took you to Oya to meet his friends, let's say it was chaotic.

Fujio pulled you through the halls of Oya and up onto the rooftop.

All the shouting that was going on immediately went silent when the door opened and you two walked in.

"Hey guys! Meet my girlfriend ___. Don't stand to close to her or look at her too long I'll punch you."

The boys broke out into cheers because Fujio actually told you how he felt.

"Wooooow those other guys are gonna cry when they find out ___-san is dating Fujio senpai." (Nakagoshi)

"We have to tell the girls when we see them this weekend." (Nakaoka)

The boys all introduced themselves to you and you introduced yourself back.

The rest of the day was spent with them telling you how Fujio acts at school and you telling them how Fujio acted when you guys were little.

"Come on ___ you're supposed to make your boyfriend look good in front of his friends not embarrass me."

"I'm just telling them about how my boyfriend has always used his fists before his words. You were the one that punched that one boy when we were 9 for pulling on my hair and calling me names."

"Nobody calls my girlfriend names!"

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Bf!Fujio who gives you a heart attack when you see him after the Oya and Housen brawl and he's all scratched up

Bf!Fujio who won't sit still while you try to tend to his wounds because the products sting.

Bf!Fujio and Arata who give you an even bigger heart attack when they get back from the fight with Kidra

Your friends have to catch Arata up on what he missed and he's happy that you guys are together because he thought you guys liked each other when you were all kids also.

Bf!Fujio who backhugs you and uses you as a shield to hide from Madoka's wrath after she's done crying about Arata coming home.

Shinya and Masaya who are using both you and Fujio as a shield to hide from Madoka's wrath.

Seiji who looks at you guys and laughs.

Arata who looks at everyone and realizes just how much he actually missed all of you.

Bf!Fujio who is a little jealous because you went to Oya to check on everyone after the fight with Kidra.

"___ but what about meeeee?"

"Fujio I patched up your injuries yesterday."

"Okay? And? It's not my fault none of them have girlfriends to patch them up."

You quickly finish checking on everyone and sit with Fujio so he stops being jealous.

Fujio honestly has no room to speak though because whenever he stands in front of Seiho waiting for you and Madoka the girls look at him and make comments about how cute he is.

You walked out of school one time to a girl trying to give Fujio her number and he's awkwardly trying to reject her without being too mean. You had to swoop in and save your prince in distress.

It was a pretty often recurrence where you hear the girls at school talking about him and his friends but sucks to be them because he is forever yours! I don't think you would be able to get rid of him low key so I hope you're planning on marrying that boy lol

You would just ignore them and Madoka and Yui would tell you how you're the best person for Fujio anyways so you had no competition. The times when another girl is being mean to you though you best bet Madoka is gonna argue with her.

It was a often recurrence for Fujio to hear other guys talking about you also, the only difference is that he reacts to it. Probably hits them with a "___? Yeah I think she's pretty too because she's literally my girlfriend stop talking about her." Or actually physically hits them because WTF DID THAT NASTY DUDE JUST SAY ABOUT THE LOVE AND LIGHT OF HIS LIFE?! FUJIO WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

Tsukasa has had to jump in multiple times to stop him.

That's a lie Tsukasa has stopped him 1 out of 10 times when he felt it wasn't important and not worth it but 9 times out of 10 Tsukasa usually jumps in to help Fujio actually because WTF DID THAT DUDE SAY ABOUT HIS SISTER?!

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I feel like dating Fujio would automatically make you everyone he's friends with sister figure/mom of the group.

Tsukasa needs someone to talk to that isn't one of the boys? Congratulations ___ suddenly you're a certified therapist.

Jamuo needs help on an assignment or studying? Fujio will ask for your notes.

ChunChun faction member is sick? No worries Fujio will call you and ask for advice. That member might even ask Fujio to ask you for a bowl of soup.

The boys with bleached hair need help maintaining the color? No worries, just call ___ she'll know how to help.

The boys have a date? Don't panic ___ will help them with the planning.

Sachio is having a hard time getting through to Yui? It's okay ___ will help talk to her.

Todoroki needs some peace and quiet? Don't worry, ___ will keep the kids occupied somewhere else so Todoroki can read.

Sawamura needs help shopping for a gift for his and Yui's anniversary? No problem ___ is on the way to help.

When Fujio eventually becomes friends with Rao faction, you best bet ___ is there to help also.

The rare occasion Magaroku ran out of gum? It's okay ___ carries extra in her bag

Kamui's mask strap broke? ___ has one he can use temporarily while she fixes his

Raoh needs help getting something for his siblings by a certain time but he doesn't have time because he's out on Suzuran business? No worries ___ is there to help.

(Good god I hope you're ready to take care of everyone😂)

Vice versa, I think your status as Fujio's girlfriend also means his friends are always willing to help and protect you. Let's be real even if you weren't dating and just stayed friends everyone would still love you.

Boy from another school is bothering you? The nearest guy from Oya or Housen or Suzuran is flying in to save you.

You need help moving your furniture? Good thing you have your boyfriend and all his strong friends to come over and help.

You would end up being friends with all his friends too so that's fun.

I feel like they would all take it upon themselves to teach you how to fight to protect yourself in the rare case someone can't jump in to save you.

I think they would all want you to stay away from the actual fighting so Fujio + someone else is checking up on you at all times.

Could you imagine one of the Senomon, Kama, or Ebara guys following you because they know you're dating Fujio and think that's the way to get Fujio to accept defeat?

Girl... Todoroki, Shiba, and Tsuji fuckin flew out of nowhere to protect you.

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You would think that with your boyfriend's lifestyle, you would get used to seeing him and his friends all bruised and battered up but I don't think you ever will.

They make you seriously consider a career in the medical field so that you can professionally patch them up but yell at them while you're doing it all at the same time.

Cue Tsukasa, Kiyoshi, Nakagoshi, and Shidaken giving you a heart attack when you see all of them in the hospital.

"Fujio... WTF HAPPENED TO EVERYONE?!" you whisper yell at him.

"Okay so the thing is, Senomon created an alliance with Kamasaka and Ebara to try and take down Oya. That's one of the reasons why they kept following you and that's why that one-time like two weeks ago Todoroki faction saved you because Amagai is a little bitch who can't actually fight anybody without also throwing in shady tricks. Saboten and some other guys beat up Shidaken for declining an alliance offer. Saboten also dropped a bunch of crates on Chun Chun faction. Nakagoshi pushed everyone out of the way and all that shit fell on him so he's here. Kiyoshi sacrificed himself so that the rest of YasuKiyo faction could get away. Then, Tsukasa, Jamuo, and I were in the tunnels and weren't paying attention so we got surrounded and we had to split up. Suzaki fought with Tsukasa and then Amagai beat him over the head with a pipe and took him hostage. While he was hostage Amagai tied him up and kept beating him. Then Amagai tied him up on a pole and cut the rope, dropping him from 20 ft in the air. We just got him back today when we stormed Senomon. I almost got stabbed by Amagai but then Suzaki intervened so I'm okay besides the bruises and scratches."

___ looks at Fujio in silence for a few seconds, and then smacks his arm.

"Owwww you're supposed to be comforting me ___ not adding to it."

"Is this why you've avoided my calls for the past two days?!"

"Maybe... but I did it because I didn't want you to worry."

"I will always be worried regardless! I'm literally dating the leader of Oya High which comes with built-in stress. You should've just answered my calls and told me."

"I promise I will next time ___. I love you."

"I love you too. Now let's go get you patched up."

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Fujio and ___'s relationship as a song...

Ditto by NewJeans

[ddorokking]

HiGH&LOW Character's MBTI Type List — UPDATED!

Amagai Kohei ISFP

Amamiya Hiroto ISTP

Amamiya Masaki ENFP

Amamiya Takeru ---

Binzo ESFP

Chiharu ---

Cobra ISFP

Dan ---

Furuya ---

Hanaoka Fujio ESFP

Himuro Reiji ESTP

Hyuga Norihisa ISTP

Ice ENTJ

Ishii Madoka ---

Jamuo ESFJ

Jesse ENTP

Jinkawa Eimei ESFJ

Kaito ---

Kato ---

Kirihara Seiji ---

Kizzy ---

Kohaku ISFP

Koo ISTJ

Lala ESFJ

Maekawa Arata ---

Mercy INTJ

Murayama Yoshiki ESTP

Naomi ---

Nishikawa Yasushi ESTP

Noboru INFP

Odajima Yuken ENTP

Oochi Masaya ---

Oochi Shinya ---

P ---

Ranmaru ---

Raoh ENFJ

Rocky ISTJ

Ryu INTJ

Sabakan ESTJ

Saboten ESFJ

Sakyo ---

Sameoka Shoji INTP

Sarah ---

Sawamura Shoji ---

Seki ---

Shibaman ---

Shidaken ESTP

Smoky ENFJ

Suzaki Ryo ISFJ

Takajo Tsukasa ISTJ

Takeshi ISFJ

Tatsuya ENFP

Tetsu ENFP

Todoroki Yosuke INTJ

Tsuji ---

Tsukumo ISFJ

Ueda Sachio INFJ

Ukyo ---

Yamato ---

Yuu ---

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[miiuusagi]

Commission for the lovely @goldenlaquer ! 💕

Here's Seiji with Gin-chan🌸 They're having such a good time together🥰 And Gin is totally NOT scared at all!!😳👍

Here's a little extra hehe

[yemme]

High & Low The Worst ~ Madoka

[yukikinomiya]

HiGH&LOW The Worst (2019)

[goldenlaquer]

No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, SEIJI CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears. I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him.

[goldenlaquer]

get in line, you bastard

Thank you @ah-muiii for allowing me the privilege of drawing your gorgeous OC, Kanako 🥹❤️❤️ I HAD ALOTTA FUN DURING OUR PRIVATE OC SEMINAR

[goldenlaquer]

"3-nen Z-gumi— Seiji-sensei!"

[goldenlaquer]

Hi! I was wondering, how would your OCs react to someone giving them an exorbitant amount of money? And then promptly slapping them on the bum before runnin' the heck away?

yan: slap feels like kitten paw to him and like punching a rock to you. stare at you as you cradle your hand while making an agonized run for it. he won’t not accept the cash though, Kamui doesn’t pay him enough.

teito: two ways this can play out 1) chase after you, thinking that this is all a big mistake and that you must have dropped your money by accident. he has a serial killer run. 2) chase after you, assault of a police officer and bribery of a public official are punishable offenses by law. he has a serial killer run.

seiji: shoot a dart from a blow gun he pulled out from inventory, take you down, fish out your wallet from your paralyzed form and rob what’s left. he’ll even take your expired coupon.

hiro: HEY! :O Oo money! Score! *becomes distracted*

[goldenlaquer]

he’ll flick ya

[goldenlaquer]

Just saw this in Twitter and immediatly thought of Seiji doing this to Gintoki:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THAT WOULDN’T HE gintoki does not get a burial, straight into the incinerator he goes

[goldenlaquer]

all im asking for is soft(ish) seiji taking care of you while your sick 😤

Asked, received 😔Talk about being vulnerable 😭 baby ur going to be a victim

Or just, maybe though. Mayybeeee you’re a lil’ sluggish— y’know, just a tad bit exhausted and a pinch achey, maybe a bit too uncomfortably warm but not quite yet sick— just wanna get through the day like normal and not make a fuss about it to anyone who cares about you because you don’t want to be a burden. Just becoming dizzier and dizzier, no longer being able to hold your chin up without feeling like you have a rock for a head, leaning your face to the side so no one is still any wiser to your misery. And then relief, from a mercifully cool touch propping up your heavy forehead, making your drooping eyes blearily flutter and try to focus on a familiar smiling mouth. It’s Seiji, peering down at your face, the back of his hand pressing against burning skin.

Ara, he says, hand lingering, assessment turning into an almost caress, must be happy to see me.

And, Here, candy as a reward for waiting for me— doctor’s orders. Mm, what a good girl!

You’re sick-addled enough to obediently follow the cooing voice like a docile sheep, opening your mouth when a thumb urges down on your bottom lip, and in plops something sweet (and bitter?) melting on your tongue. And before you can raise any feeble objections, he’s turning his head and clucking his tongue like a hen, wagging a blaming finger at your once-oblivious companions (shame shame) for not noticing something so unbelievably obvious (...wouldn't even take a genius like me...!), a hint of impatient annoyance edging his usual flighty voice.

And then it’s his arm lightly brushing around your shoulders… kinda like a protective gesture, like he might carry you off, like he might steal you back to whatever hole he crawled from— and then he says it too, wondering aloud if you’re like this, he might just take up on the opportunity (what a grin, so nefarious, such villainy). It riles your companions like a charm, causes them to scowl and tell him to get his dirty mitts off of you, rushing towards you. And how easily he peels off, but not without a playful tussle to your head, mussing up hair, before looping away— and you don’t even know if that’s the sickness making you see it or just, him— but there is a moment, where he pauses and glances behind, and meets your eyes in that scene.

[goldenlaquer]

yakuza seiji 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

gawd he’s already making a mockery of them anyway when they have no choice but to come to him for medic needs… yakuza seiji 🤝🤝🤝🤝

[goldenlaquer]

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