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[sugaggukkie]

newjeans on the new jon batiste album but not taehyung????? hybe you will pay!

[jwanniie]

hiii i love your account!! can you please do gp stepsis hanni taking readers virginity?? 🥹

Aww thank you so much love!!🤭❤️

Pairings: G!p stepsis Hanni x fem reader!

Warnings: somno, unprotected sex (don’t be silly wrap your Willy), babytrapping, reader bleeds a little, breeding kink, mention of pregnancy, thigh fucking, tit job, p in v, not proofread, virgin reader, step cest and just filthy smut!!!

Word count: 1k ish

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She was the sweetest Step sister you could ever have, she was truly sent from heaven and the sweetest girl you’ve ever met.

She’d make you breakfast with little motivational notes, she’d do your laundry knowing how much you don’t like doing it, she’d spend hours to help you if you need help in your school work, she’d take you on little dates where she’d buy you lunch after a hard week of school to make it less stressful and she’d clean your room so you could have a better environment to work at.

She truly was one of the best people in your life that you adored a lot, your stepmom was as sweet as her, you were grateful for both and grateful that your dad found great people to bring into your lives.

You don’t know the twisted truth about this, the not so sweet or innocent reality why she’s doing all of this.

She has had her eyes on you from the very first time she laid her eyes on you. She found the sexiest fucking woman on this earth.

Something about your gorgeous body, that anyone would kill for and your mesmerizing features was something anyone would wish to have.

She wanted to fucking ruin you, because how dare someone be this perfect. Ruin and show you things you’d never think your own step sister would do to you.

Get you a dumb cockwhore for her dick and ruin that little virgin hole of yours, stuff you full of her babies and take your whole innocence away.

She brought you her fresh orange juice, that you didn’t take a lot of time to down. The sudden urge for your lids to shut and your brain to become all numb was something you couldn’t fight.

And suddenly you were softly breathing, chest inhaling and exhaling softly and peacefully while your eyes tightly shut, and body in a deep slumber.

She peeked her head from the little gap in the door, seeing you in the deep sleep you were in. She smirked to herself her plan working successfully.

She tip toed in, closing the door behind her and twisting the lock. She gave a wide grin at the sight in front of her, your tiny little fragile body laying there helplessly, your cute hello kitty shorts riding up your thighs, your white v-line top hugging your breast and waist perfectly, your soft mounds almost spilling out from the top.

See you begged her to do this! She undressed herself, dick finally getting freedom. Her aching tip that’s spilling precum and her length that is uncontrollably upward. She hissed in pain, her finger smearing the precum all over her cock.

She hovered over you, your plush thighs right below the head of her cock. She let her desires win, and thrusted her cock right between your pillowy thighs, a loud moan falling from her lips.

She continued the action, now grabbing the sides of your thighs to push them tighter against her aching dick. Lewd sounds coming from her lips, and the area of your inner thighs turning a pinkish color from her relentless thrust. She stopped quickly as soon as she felt her cum ready to spill from her tip. If she was going to cum, it will be inside your virgin cunt.

Your hello kitty shorts were now on the floor next to your white top. Your bare body under her mercy. Your nipples hardening at the sudden cold air, she swirled her tongue against one of them before moving to the other. Sucking you like a baby. She promised to herself that at the end of the night she will make sure that those plushy tits will be full of milk that she can suck.

Her angry red tip found its way to your swollen cunt, pushing its way past your folds. Your pussy swallowing her length and squeezing it. A groan left her lips, her head falling back at the sensation and her eyes giving a peek at her brain.

You let out a soft whimper that only made her dick twitch inside you, more precum gushing out. Even when you’re asleep you made the cutest sounds. Her tip pushed out of your cunt before slamming back in. She couldn’t contain herself and be gentle, the head of her cock meeting your opening with harsh thrust. She continued the abuse of her cock and the knot in her stomach started building up.

Her balls were slapping against your ass, begging to release. The idea of getting her sweet step-sissy pregnant with her child and forcing you to be stuck with her for the rest of your life, made her white thick liquid paint your walls full to the point that it spilled out with a mix of your blood.

She kissed the top of your head before whispering the dirtiest little things that she was going to do to you, her step sis that will be pregnant with her kid.🫣

[fushizhuo]

The Z. Story — a story which follows the journey of (an almost deaf) 18 year old girl named YN LN. She's only had one friend in her entire life who disappeared due to a reason that I can't tell just yet. What will happen when one day, The world turns into chaos? The people you've once loved suddenly lose their mental stability and turn against you — with the intentions of killing you. Zombies.

PAIRING. — Hanni Pham and Kim Minji x F! YN

WARNINGS. — Gore, Death, Mentions of abuse, Gore in detail, Zombies, Killing, Cannibalism, Gunshots, Trauma, PTSD, Bullying, cringe, highschool au!, plot's a little confusing

FEATURING. — Svt, Nwjns, NCT, SKZ, Lsrfm, tba..!

CURRENTLY...IN PROGRESS!

Characters: 🧧|🗞️

CHAPTERS —

01. Chapter One

02. Chapter Two

03. Chapter Three

04. Chapter Four

05. Chapter Five

more to be added.

TAGLIST. @wintersera @drvirgus @midviee @1luvkarina (open.)

[earlysunshines]

HEELLOOU!!! ☀️

so, this week I was soo busy that I barely had time to open tumblr and read something 💔 but it went good!! busy but good week LIKE girl im sure you saw tyler new album teaser???? WITH DANIEL CAESAR???!! GOD i am electric just thinking about it I swear i was almost jumping up and down, they made it for us!!

so ending the day w a review for this sweet fic 📝

first tug of heart when I can totally imagine dani being all smiles on 'see you monday ' arhrgg😖she is the sunshine itself yes

ok I love always calling girlie yn a loser BUT if miss daniellemarsh suddenly says she missed seeing me I would react just like her, im a defensor on this one

wait so i normally don't really like kids but men i have a nephew and usually kids just like me for some reason?? so I get kinda smitten for them too and all this little written interactions w them is soo cute to see likelike on that hanni episode where she become class teach for a day aaaahrg cute,, and them reconnecting again like it adds to this childhood innocence if ykyim

is all about them doing little actions for eachother yk, the grocery store, they just walking around, dani always waiting after practice aaaa they are so in love.....

also noticed the 'dani tucks her hair behind her ear' action she being all nervous heh and the confession sceneeeagagfrgh i swear if you left without a kiss scene of them I would be MAD but it was in general reaallly cute idk it felt all so innocent ? i think the context of them being kid teacher gave it off but it all was so genuine</3 cuties

well, hope you have a great week ahead!! thank you always for the amazing works 🫶

-🤟

i’ve also been sooo busy and have barely been on tumblr + writing SAVE ME! save US

AND NEW TYLER TEAWER IS KILLING MEEEEE NOID IS SOO so good and all the features mmmm raye? why yes!! orion sun?? HELL YEAH!!! THE FUCKING MARIAS???? AND DOECHII?????2:?1&$3 KAYTRANADA? literally everyone on the tracks omfg. this album is going to be INSANE im so excited

no bc dani saying the sweetest things with her cute smile and🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️i want her i need her that’s GF and yeah if miss marsh said anyhring to be id fold like???

nooo bc i actually hate kids i never want kids in the future however i would love to be the favorite aunt bc i grew up being the oldest of all my relatives and have taken care of waaayyy too many kids since the ripe age of like five years old so im good with kids and love them they’re so silly but i would never want kids anyways that was random but uqggahshh the interactions w dani and yn in the fic just make it sm more fluffy bc it’s so sweet and cute and ughhh

“it’s the little things” but like it literally is

i tried to make the kiss scene as giddy and cute and innocent and sweet as possible like omfg giving me flashbacks to first love and first gf and all that ughhhh dani is sooooo first and LAST love coded cmon now

thanks for stopping by! i always love to see your interactions ❤️

[kurikive]

please! — pham hanni

newjeans_hanni x fem_reader

— y/n is most definitely not immune to pretty girls, and hanni is very pretty. she begs for one chance, but when it's given, what will she do?

genre : smau, fluff, crack

contains : mentions of underage drinking (PLS DONT IRL), cursing, gxg/wlw, mentions of other idols, most definitely incorrect depictions of idols, y/n being down bad

state : completed !

featuring ! ... yang jungwon (enhypen), han jihyo / jihan (weeekly), kamimoto kotone (tripleS), park yewon (ex-hot issue), kim taeyoung (cravity), choi yeonjun (txt), jang dana (ex-hot issue) &more

## profiles! : teletubbiez / oldpants

masterlist

1. drunkwony/n

2. hyein the furry

3. hyein the manipulator

4. y/n goes feral

5. oh no

6. we fucked up

7. the morning after

8. pretty little demon

9. jihan chef debut

10. fuck jungwon

11. do not

12. thee thum

13. GOT HER ASS!

14. he my zombie

15. french twink

16. ex-furry

17. she wants me

18. retirement party

19. bad influence

bonus! : soul's red hair

20. jihan curses?

21. first interaction

22. #Jungwon4RPDR (half written)

23. tiger onesie

24. jungwon str8?

25. niniz breakup (half written)

bonus! : yewon in paris

26. exposing y/n

27. upsetti spaghetti

28. microphonedria

29. jihyein x-men

30. skrunkly dunkly

31. booger

32. dance battle?! (half written)

33. WHAT in WHAT?!

34. popsicle police (half written)

35. truth or die (full written)

36. the rabbit and the tiger (full written)

37. ants in my bussy

38. IT WASNT ASS

39. viva minjihan

40. jungwon boyfriend?

41. princess kit

42. monday madness

43. OUR drink (half written)

44. #BUSTED

45. wookmin

46. potential slay

47. not this again

48. heartbreak jinx

49. the title

50. drunk confessions

51. realizations

52. good morning y/n

53. WAKE UP JUNGWON (full written)

54. bread & feelings (full written)

55. nvm

56. feeling endangered

57. hanni killing spree?

58. don't you like her?

59. luciano

60. WE DID IT

61. hell naw

62. love and... war?! (full written)

63. hospitals... ugh. (full written)

64. COME HOME Y/N

65. get in loser, we're getting drunk (half written)

66. how the turns tabled (full written)

bonus! : love lesbiabs

67. you reek, and even then i still like(love) you (full written)

epilogue: losers, lovers, and lesbians

taglist ## !

@lcv3lies @yourwife @haerpins @rosielover69 @luvkait @lizseos @gojosrug @xuimhao @captivq @yumtooki @ahnneyong @seeju @sserajeans @phamminji @llluvbluy @sserafimez @misumiausworld @nicha07 @archerheejin @skisk1 @giginings @falling-intoo-deep @jenaissantesworld @txtbrainrot @luvrsxt ...

[mosinterlude]

✩ ━━━ MO'S DISCOGRAPHY

𝐌𝐎'𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐘━━━ welcome to mo's full discography, a collection of all of mo' works and projects. they have one full studio album titled ENHYPEN, and four extended plays(EPS) titled IVE, TXT(TOMORROW BY TOGETHER), and LE SSERAFIM. They are currently actively working on their next single album, NEW JEANS.

𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑. ft nishimura 'ni-ki' riki. ♡

━━━ a track featuring japanese korean-pop artist nishimura riki, known professionally as ni-ki.

Being Park Jimin's younger sister comes with pros and cons. Cons, Park Y/N will never experience a true day of peace in her life. Pros, they were able to became friend's with other idol's sisters, and even though they became friends because of their brothers, they stayed friends because they all fit together, like pieces of a puzzle. Only thing? Don't fall for anyone's brother. Easy enough, until Y/N exposes her two year crush on Nishimura Konon's brother, Nishimura Riki. Not just to Konon though, the whole world.

𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑. ft park 'jay' jongseong. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-american korean-pop artist park jongseong, better known as jay.

After nerdy sixteen-year-old Park Jay and his buddy Park Sunghoon baby-sat his little sister, Haerin, and almost got her killed, it's no surprise Jay isn't trusted to watch the house and his sister. His parent's solution? Hire Y/N L/N, the beautiful girl next door. While the situation may not be ideal, boys in his town would kill to be in his position. Only issue? He's pretty sure she's a vampire.

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃.

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑(𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐒). ft huh "yun" yunjin. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-ameican korean-pop artist huh yunjin, known professionally as yunjin. more to be added soon.

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓. ft huh "yun" yunjin and lee heeseung. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-ameican korean-pop artist huh yunjin, known professionally as yunjin. also featuring korean pop artist lee heeseung, professionally known as heeseung.

Y/N L/N is the biggest kpop fan-turned-idol you’ll ever meet. No, Seriously. Their room has one wall covered in kpop posters and another that holds all their lightsticks and photocards. It’s not like it’s a secret, but it’s somewhat embarrassing. They nearly fainted when Jisoo signed their album for them. So it’s not something they go around parading. But of course, they have to post a theee paragraph rant on DOLCHAT, an app exclusively for idols, about their immense love for their ult biases, Huh Yunjin and Lee Heeseung. And of course, it lands right on their main page. Just their luck.

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄?! ft kim chaewon/huh yunjin. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-pop artist (kim chaewon) (huh yunjin). more to be added soon.

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄?! ft ahn yunjin/naoi rei/kim jiwon. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-pop artist (ahn yujin) (naoi rei) (kim jiwon). more to be added soon.

𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐋. ft phạm 'hanni' han. ♡

━━━ the title track featuring vietnamese-australien korean-pop artist phạm han, known professionally as hanni. more to be added soon.

God, being a teenager is brutal. Of course, it's even more torture when you're in the spotlight; every move you make is documented and recorded to be used or held against you at a later date. And while most of the time it's justified, for seventeen-turning-eighteen year old idol Y/N L/N, it's a pain in the ass. especially when she ends up tweeting on the wrong account about her dumb little crush on newly debuted idol Hanni Phạm. And of course it comes right around the time that theyre ready to drop her solo debut album, aligning with NEWJEANS's debut. God, it's brutal out here.

𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝟐 𝐔. ft mo 'danielle' jihye. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-australien korean-pop artist danielle marsh, or mo jihye, known professionally as danielle. more to be added soon.

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄?! ft kim minji/pham hanni. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-pop artist (kim minji) (pham hanni). more to be added soon.

𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. ft kim minji. ♡

━━━ a track featuring korean-pop artist kim minji, known professionally as minji.

y/n l/n wanted to cause a riot. when their ceo had came to them directly and told them to pick the members, the concept, that their group would have 70% control and freedom over their career, they knew they wanted to put a hole right in the idol industry. and in doing so, they just happen to catch the attention of newly debuted idol kim minji.

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐠. its a little rusty but ultimately its super cute!! :) | 221230—if you see this has been updated shhhh

[detectivehannibal]

Saving Grace

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Hannibal Lecter x Fem. Reader

Warnings: Mentions of cannibalism, language.

Prompt: What if in the episode "Mukōzuke", Will sends Matthew Brown after y/n, Hannibal's wife (who is 100% in on the whole cannibalism & murder stuff). Maybe it could be about Hannibal saving y/n or comforting her in the hospital afterwards idk 

Requested by: @sourdrop​

Word Count: 1,008

“You don’t remember?”

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The slow monotonous beeping of the machine next to you was annoying enough to rouse anyone from even the deepest of sleeps. Your eyes slowly peeled open to see walls of white and light sheets draped over your body. On top of this, you had IVs coming out of both arms. How did you end up in a hospital? Just as fast as you had asked yourself that very question, a series of flashbacks surfaced into your memory. It was violently vivid images of panic, fear, and confusion. You were able to shake the thoughts away long enough to realize the slumped frame at your bedside, holding your hand as if you’d disappear if he didn’t.

“Hanni,” You croaked out.

No response. He was exhausted and out cold. You cleared your extremely dry throat and called again;

“Hannibal.” 

His head snapped up this time. His eyes opened and showed more emotion than you had ever seen come from him. He quickly recovered though, his menial expression returning;

“Darling, you’re awake,” He announced quietly; “I was afraid for awhile there.” 

You suddenly felt the strangest sensation in your head. You lifted your other hand to the back of your head, feeling how tender and sensitive a certain spot was;

“My head...” You groaned; “What happened?”

Hannibal’s features were a little dimmer than normal. His hair was less than neatly arranged and his eyes were darkened with a different look to them. He refused to look away from you. As illogical as it was, he feared you’d vanish into thin air;

“You don’t remember?” He asked, curious to see how much you recalled.

Your eyes darted to the ceiling in thought, allowing the previous images to come back to your mind. You remembered you had been tidying up the kitchen when you heard the front door bust open. You recalled seeing a man you hadn’t ever seen with a dangerously vicious look in his eyes. Before you could even react, he had used one of Hannibal’s heavy bookshelf weights and cracked it over the back of your head. That was the last thing you remembered. Suddenly, you felt frightened and anxiously looked around the room.

“I remember that man...Hannibal, who was that?” You asked frantically.

Hannibal sighed. There wasn’t really an easy way to tell your wife that a hitman had been sent after her. 

“[Y/N], when you married me...you knew the kind of things you were signing up for.” He began to say.

He was referring to the cannibalism thing. Everything always seemed to tie back to that. You knew all about it. It wasn’t something he could hide from you forever. You knew the risks that came with living with a man guilty of countless murders and cannibalism. It was only a matter of time before it caught up to you.

“Hannibal,” You said sternly; “Don’t bullshit me now. You never have before.” 

He nodded;

“Very well. I believe Will Graham sent that man to kill you.” He blurted out.

Oh. That was alarming. The beeping of the heart monitor increased as your heart rate sped up at his words. This was surely NOT what you had ever signed up for.

“How did I end up here? You weren’t home.” You wondered out loud.

“Alana was notified of it. The FBI showed up before anything worse could ensue,” He explained; “You were a target as an attempt to get to me.”

You blinked at him. Was this real life? Five years ago you never would’ve envisioned yourself on someone’s hit list. It was a lot to take in. Hannibal studied your face as you took in all of this information. He knew you were questioning your marriage with him. He would be worried if you weren’t. This wasn’t normal under any circumstances. He just hoped that you wouldn’t draw the line here.

Because then he knew he’d have to kill you over it.

Despite how much he loved you (and loved you he definitely did), if you divorced him and you two led separate lives, he couldn’t risk there being someone out there knowing his deepest secret. He really didn’t want it to come to that. That would be the first time he wouldn’t be able to draw a justification out of one of his murders.

He stood from where he sat and rested a hand gently on your head, stroking softly.

“I can assure you that you’re safe now. It’s been completely handled.” Hannibal persuaded.

You raised a brow at that;

“When you say ‘handled’....” You repeated, asking your next question without actually asking.

An amused smirked appeared on his face along with a short chuckled;

“Not like that. He is in custody is what I mean.” He elaborated.

You nodded at that. You weren’t sure you could handle the knowledge of another murder in the state you were in. Hannibal leaned down to kiss your forehead, his inner emotions beginning to return to normal with the assurance that you were okay. He had been spooked for a while there. It took a lot to shake up Hannibal Lecter. 

“I hope I didn’t scare you too much.” You smiled weakly.

“Not to worry. We’re both here now. That’s all that matters.” He proclaimed. 

“I think you owe me a special dessert for all this.” You teased.

He raised a brow;

“I think that I owe you much more than that,” He retorted; “But enlighten me, what’s on your mind?”

You pondered for a moment, eventually having a thought;

“Something super chocolatey.” You said.

He rolled his eyes sarcastically. Of course. He expected nothing less.

“That can be arranged.” He agreed to your request.

He kissed you on the lips this time, another positive assertion that you were completely fine. He knew it would all sink in soon enough and you’d be a little rocky for a few days. Until then, he’d be there by your side; continuing to hope that things would return to normal. 

More for your sake than his.

[xxgothchatonxx]

We’re doing a double feature tonight, babe! I missed yesterday, so it’s only fair!

Secondo:

* MISCHAAAAAAAA TIME???

* Fucking bastard.

* Oh! Bedelia. 🥰

* Hannibal looks so sad.

* “Betrayal and forgiveness are best scene as something akin to falling in love.” DAMN, BEDELIA! KEEP CALMING HIM OUT, I LOVE IT!

* Road trip to Lithuania? ROAD TRIP TO LITHUANIA!!!!

* This is so exciting. You can’t imagine the grin on my face, but I am so excited. Jump that fucking gate, William!

* He looks so fucking dramatic with that big ass blue coat. He looks good, but also dramatic as fuck.

* Show us the body of the child. Give us some little baby bones, don’t hold back! She says, knowing she will deeply regret it.

* Oh my God. We have an imaginary therapy session in his childhood home. Spectacular.

* LE GASP!!!! Chiyoh!!!! & WE FIRST SEE HER WITH A GUN HUNTING?? SEXYYYYYYYYYYYY

* She’s preparing. We love a montage.

* GASP THE HAND!!! AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG (sorry, also thinking Muñoz thoughts)

* YES YES YES ICE PICK!!!!!

* Bedelia‘s instant distaste for Punch Romain. But it’s also pretty fucking amazing because nothing in the show is subtle.

* Stellar. Stupendous. Amazing. Never been done before. Impulsive. You love to see it!

* Bastard. This bastard and his technicalities.

* Absolutely love the complete lack of ice in the drinks now.

* PLEASE BE JACK PLEASE BE JACK PLEASE BE JACK

* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! I’ve never been so happy to see Laurence Fishburne. Except for maybe John Wick.

* What a shame that the FBI’s favorite (quoting my friend here) “ shaggy chocolate lab [of a boyfriend (in Hanni’s case, of course)]” isn’t there to walk him through this.

* Absolutely loving these aged detectives who have had actual personal time with Hannibals past work and their similarities in their dissatisfaction with their lives in Hannibal‘s affect on it.

* Absolutely love that Jack is there for the boyfriend.

* Cut to the boyfriend still just chilling in his boyfriend‘s childhood wood.

* Lots of percussion this season.

* Please don’t tell me Mischa is in that.

* We have snails instead! Which is making me miss Eddie😔

* Oh, that is a very small hand.

* We have a wine cellar with a bunch of snails and a little bone. Many chicken bones. Oh fuck. Is this our next meal? Or merely a prisoner that will never be redeemed?

* God, Chiyoh!❤️‍🔥

* Of course that man ate Mischa.🙄 forgive me, I don’t believe anything that’s coming out of these people‘s mouths right now. She may be hot, but that won’t deter me. Kind of convinced that Hanni ate Mischa👀

* “How do you know Hannibal?” “One could argue intimately.”

* And we have another dinner. Lungs, liver & heart.

* The way those two stare at these people eating. Amazing.

* FADE TO CHIYOH!!!

* Don’t mind me, just grinning at this couple. (Hanni & Bedelia RIGHTS!)

* This conversation I have seen gifed many times. So happy to finally have it.

* He is not a meal.

* Once again, still loving the conversations between our two detectives.

* At long last, she has satisfied their curiosity.

* We all love a team up.

* Please please tell me this is real!!! That is magnificent. Way to go, William. You have ascended to Hannibal levels of show-off-ness.

* If you eat the boy then that is how you will forgive him. Logic.🙄

This is where NBC's Hannibal moves from a Hannigram AU fanfiction to a fix-it fanfiction because the whole Mischa story as it was written in Hannibal Rising was just... see, this is why you don't force (well, guilt-trip) authors to write things they don't want to write! But in the NBC canon, so there is a bit more to this story, but it makes so much more sense as a Hannibal Lecter origin story as opposed to "Nazis killed his sister and basically forced/tricked him into eating her and that's how he became a cannibal" which... yeah, that's stupid and many of us called bullshit. But the NBC canon goes back to the wonderful Silence of the Lambs line, "nothing happened to me, Agent Starling, I happened." which is just *kisses Bryan Fuller on the cheek* thank you. 

Ooh! Guess what?! The prisoner is Julian Richings aka Death aka the absolute best character on Supernatural! :D

This episode was very aesthetically pleasing. You know how much I love a Gothic setting, and it didn't get much Gothier than Count Lecter's fucking castle in Lithuania.

[danishmiilk]

PART ONE. --- SICHENG

next || masterlist

summary ||  a collection of crack stories from y/n and nct working together in taeyong’s pizza shop - ncity pizza. written from povs of different characters.

genre || crack

pairings || none. 

warnings || swearing. a lot. probably. idk.

word count || 1.8k

taglist || @teasysan​ @hannie-dul-set​ // send a dm or an ask to be added to the taglist! though why you’d want to be added, i have no idea why

The cashier grinned at Sicheng as he walked into the pizza shop after his psychology lecture with Professor Kim. It was nice to be welcomed with a smile after a long day, so Sicheng smiled back at him at approached the cashier.

“Hey, you must be the new part-timer, right? Well, you go into the back over there, and Y/n’ll pass you the uniform.”

Sicheng felt the smile slowly slip off his face. What? He hadn’t signed up for this. “Uh,” Sicheng let his eyes wander to the nametag on the cashier’s uniform, squinting at the small writing. “Uh,” he repeated again intelligently. Channeling two years of Japanese lessons which he had mostly forgotten, he tried reading the nametag again. Screw it, he couldn’t remember how to read Kanji - reading it the Chinese way would have to do. “What, think my pecs are impressive? Why do you keep staring at my chest?” Sicheng felt himself flush, heat rushing up to his cheeks. He glared at the cashier silently, too taken aback to say anything else. 

“You’ve got it wrong, I’m not a part-timer, uh, Yōu tài-san?” The cashier’s grin grew impossibly wide. “Yuta,” he corrected gently, “Anyway, are you younger than me? Your application says you’re born in 1997- you can call me hyung, then!” Sicheng opened his mouth to protest again, but before he could say anything, Yuta was already calling out for someone. “Y/n! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, THE NEW PART-TIMER IS HERE!”

“COMING! My god, what’s gotten your knickers in a twist today, Yuta?” A girl popped her head of faded purple hair out of the back room. She was a traditional beauty, very pretty with smooth skin, a small face and delicate features. Sicheng felt his breath catch for a moment, momentarily forgetting that he should be correcting the cashier who was so adamant on him being the new part-timer even though Sicheng was not. He felt hot breath on his ear, “Ah, ah, part-timer. It won’t do to ogle now, would it? Don’t worry, we were all like that once. But she’s the devil’s spawn.” Sicheng felt heat rush to his cheeks again, though it had never really left.

The girl looked him up and down, then stretched out a small hand. “You must be the new part-timer! I’m Y/n, one of the workers here at this godforsaken pizza shop.” Sicheng reached out his hand mindlessly to shake hers, “Sicheng. But I’m not the part-timer?” At the same time, Yuta said, “Don’t let Taeyong hear you call his shop godforsaken.”

Y/n looked at Sicheng quizzically, “You’re a funny one, you. And Yuta? I’m the favourite child, you know. The only daughter will never get into trouble.” 

“What did you do now, Y/n?” A voice floated into the front from the distance, presumably Taeyong. Y/n gulped, “AH! UH, NOTHING! What are you waiting for, Sicheng? Come on.” Seeing as Sicheng would continue insisting that they’d gotten the wrong person, Yuta pushed him into the back room and slammed the door. “HEY!” Sicheng turned to bang on the now-closed door, but decided against it. He could use some money and he’d been planning on looking for a part-time job anyway. 

“Yeah, see? No point arguing with Yuta if he’s made up his mind,” Y/n grinned at him, “And by the way, Donghyuck just stole your wallet.” Huh? Sicheng whirled around, only to be met with a boy with rainbow hair holding up his wallet. The expression of shock on his face must’ve been extremely hilarious, because both workers around him burst into laughter. “Don’t worry, I’m not actually a thief,” Donghyuck smiled at him, “But do consider buying me a meal sometime, I’m broke and hungry.” Dazed, Sicheng nodded slowly along to his words, having zoned out a while ago. Then the realisation hit him that Y/n’s previous words hinting at her knowing about the misunderstanding. 

“Wait, you know I’m not the real part-timer?” 

“Ooh, an impostor? What are we doing, playing real-life among us?” Donghyuck stuck his head in front of Sicheng’s face, smiling a cheeky grin. “Fuck off,” Sicheng blurted out before he could stop himself. “Ha, I like you already. Anyway, Chenle’s stealing food from the walk-in freezer, do you want me to get you some, Y/n?” Y/n gave a squeal and threw her arms around Donghyuck, nodding her agreement. Looking at another boy who just walked past gnawing on a frozen mozzarella stick, Sicheng decided not to tell them that if the food was in the freezer, it was either frozen or raw, and they couldn’t very well eat it.

Having shooed Donghyuck away, Y/n turned back to him, “Well. Of course you aren’t the real part-timer, I saw his application form thingy, his name is Jung Jaehyun. You’re Chinese, aren’t you, Sicheng?”

“Yes! Oh, it’s great to meet another Chinese speaker, I-” Y/n cut him off in Korean, smiling apologetically, “Sorry, I don’t speak Chinese.” Someone yelled, “Don’t believe her! She just wants to eavesdrop when you speak Chinese, she’s perfectly fluent!” 

Y/n’s face darkened, and she lunged after the culprit, “Yangyang, you fucking piece of shit, I was going to have some fun with him!” Grabbing a rolling pin off the nearest counter and out of the hands of the chef, she whacked the wall with it by accident, then threw it at Yangyang, running after him while laughing. 

At this point, Sicheng wasn’t even sure if this pizza shop had rules of its own, seeing as theft, violence and eating frozen things belonging to the shop were - apparently - allowed. Someone hit Sicheng’s head with a greasy pizza box by way of greeting, and he turned around, realising that it was Ten, his seatmate in one of his classes. Which made the pizza box greeting not that out of the norm, really.

“Ten-hyung…”

“Sound more awake, motherfucker!” Ten yelled at him, dropping another pizza box into the arms of a passing worker, who only saved it because he kicked it up like he was playing soccer. “Yo, Sungchan! Stop playing soccer with that shit and pass this whole stack over to Mark over there, kay? He’s the driver, he’ll know what to do.”

Sungchan grinned and lobbed all ten pizza boxes one by one across the whole kitchen to Mark, standing by the door, who somehow managed to catch them all, though not without getting cheese and tomato sauce all over his “carefully styled” - his words, not Sicheng’s - hair. 

“Shit, why’d you do that?” Mark whined, shaking out his hair, “Now it’s ruined!”

Sungchan rolled his eyes, “Nothing’s ruined, you shit. It looks way better this way, your hair was fugly.”

“Ah, yes! Let’s go,” Ten dusted his hands off on his apron, dragging Sicheng to a rack of clothes sitting in the corner. Sicheng eyed the dust on the uniforms dubiously. Pulling the rack out forcefully, Ten elicited a yelp from the circle of people on their phones behind it. Ten glared at them, “Slacking off during work hours?”

One of them looked up and shot a string of angry German at Ten. Ten, scandalized, gave a mock gasp of shock and put his hand to his chest, “Yangyang taught me how to swear in German! And you did not just call me a-”

“Did too.”

“Oh, you’re the new employee? What was it, Sicheng? Y/n told me about that little misunderstanding, but you look alright, hey! Welcome to Ncity Pizza. That’s Jaemin, Jeno, Donghyuck,” at this, said rainbow-haired boy waved at Sicheng, not taking his eyes off his phone, “Renjun, the one who just swore at Ten is Chenle, and I’m Jisung.” Sicheng offered up a smile, then found a nice corner with fitting clothes that weren’t three sizes too small or five sizes too large (both of which had been proposed by the boys a few minutes prior; they were apparently horrible judges of size).

By the time he’d returned, Ten had been dragged into whatever game they were playing that Sicheng couldn’t recognise. Ah… among us.

“GUYS, I SWEAR IT’S RED. RED’S THE IMPOSTOR.”

“I’M RED!”

“NEVER SAID YOU WEREN’T THE IMPOSTOR, HYUCK!”

“IT’S NOT HYUCK, HE DID ASTEROIDS IN WEAPONS.”

“DID YOU SEE THE GUNS SHOOT OUT STUFF?”

“WHAT GUNS.”

“YOU SEE, IT’S HYUCK!”

“WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE?”

“YOU WOULDN’T LET ME COPY YOUR HOMEWORK YESTERDAY.”

“WHY IS IT GETTING PERSONAL?”

“BECAUSE I HADN’T DONE IT EITHER YOU LITTLE SHIT?”

“Oh. WELL, I DON’T CARE! RED’S ALWAYS SUS.”

“YEAH OKAY VOTE RED VOTE RED.”

“Red was not An Impostor, 2 Impostors remain- YOU SEE? IT WASN’T ME!”

“SHUT UP, YOU’RE DEAD.”

“I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU! THEN NONE OF US WILL BE ALIVE!”

“Ooh, scary.”

Chenle - or was it Jisung?- waved at Sicheng, “Care to play?” Sicheng shook his head hurriedly, deciding not to partake in this tomfoolery. The boy shrugged and returned to his game, calling for an emergency meeting and starting up another round of discussion.

“IT’S JENO GUYS, I HADN’T SEEN HIM THE WHOLE GAME.”

“WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE SET THE VISION TO BE 0.25x? AND THE SPEED IS LIKE 0.5x I WILL CRY PLEASE.”

“WHERE WERE YOU JENO?”

“OH WAIT GUYS I JUST PASSED BY ORANGE’S DEAD BODY THAT’D BE CHENLE.”

“YEAH I DIED.”

“THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING AROUND ACCUSING PEOPLE?”

“I WAS IN NAVI GUYS.”

Weird. Sicheng could’ve sworn he’d seen the dude standing around admin, at least two metres (or the in-game equivalent) from any task. Then again, Sicheng was looking over his shoulder, and Jeno was An Impostor. 

“Jaemin sus y’all,” Ten fiddled around with his phone, “It’s so definitely him.”

The younger boys stared at him for a while, before Renjun asked, “Are you even playing?” “Yes! I’m playing, okay? Jisung asked me!” Ten replied indignantly. Renjun stared at Jisung accusingly, “Stop inviting all the lame people to our games! Now that I think about it, Ten’s sus too.”

Of course, neither Jaemin nor Ten were The Impostors. Chaos followed, with everyone dogpiling on- the real Impostors? Of course not! Jaemin and Donghyuck and Ten! (“Why’d you act so sus if you’re not An Impostor?”)- including the actual Impostors, which somehow nobody bothered to check at the end of the game. Sicheng would go so far as to say that Jeno and Y/n did a good job, but really all they had to do was keep their mouth shut at the side and add fuel to the brainless “discussion” (what discussion?) going on in the background.

“Y/n,” a man in a white shirt strolled toward the group of people, “Can you go to the front and help out with the register?” Y/n groaned and ran her hand through her hair, putting her phone down, “But Doyoung, Yuta’s being the cashier and Taeyong’s handling the calls and online orders!”

Doyoung arched an eyebrow at her, “You can go on damage control.”

Grumbling and groaning, Y/n made her way back to the front. “And the rest of you! Go and work! What does Taeyong pay you for?” Honestly, Sicheng didn’t know either, noting the fact that he hadn’t seen a single person work in all the time he’d been at the pizza shop.

©danishmiilk, 2020.

[madeofitzits]

In honor of the impending return of Brooklyn 99, here are 99 reasons that...

1. He was precocious enough to know, at 5 years old, that he wanted to change his name (x)

 2. He has a bunch of nicknames: Sandy Amberg, Young Sandwich, etc. but the most endearing one is 'Droidy', his family's name for him (x) 

3. He is still super close friends with people he's known since: Elementary School (Chelsea Peretti) (x)...

4. Junior High/High School (Kiv and Jorm) (x) 

5. … Summer Camp (Irene Neuwirth) (x)

7.  ...and Film School (Chester Tam) (x)

8. Before he met Joanna, he dated other famous ladies but - out of respect - he never discussed it/them (x) 

9. He loves turtles and tortoises. When he was a kid, he had a pet turtle that he named 'Squirt' because the first time he held it, it peed on him. His Mom, Margie, accidentally killed Squirt when Andy was at Summer camp... (x)

10. … Maybe this is why, when shooting 'Popstar', Andy fell hard for Maximus (Conner 4 Real's turtle). He says they "had a good thing going" and that he wanted to adopt him. In the end, he decided against it because there are a bunch of coyotes in his neighborhood and he was worried the little guy wouldn't be safe. (Popstar: DVD Commentary)

11. Speaking of his Mom, despite being a super private person, he appeared on 'Finding your Roots' so that he could help her track down her birth family (x)

12. When he succeeded he cried (although we never got to see it on camera) (x)

13. That's because, like all good boys, he loves his Mama which is why - as part of the same episode - he said "My mom is basically the kindest person I know… and many people would corroborate that" (x)

14. Andy's Sisters, Hannie (Johanna) and Darrow, used to make him wear diapers and put his hair in pigtails until he was 5 years old. He says he didn't mind because he just liked that they were paying attention to him (x)

15. That's why he sees his identity in comedy as being 'America's kid brother'. When he was young, he would annoy his sisters until they laughed and he claims to have been replicating that approach to entertainment ever since

16. Although a bunch of his characters have 'Daddy Issues', Andy definitely doesn't. He's super close with his Papa (Joe) and has said "he's a good man" and "the best Dad in the world" (x) 

17. Joe was Andy's youth soccer coach and in one scene in 'Hot Rod', Joe's favorite photograph can be seen in the background. It shows a very young Andy posing with a soccer ball, after "scoring the winning goal against Mersey" (x)

18. He's been a loyal Golden State Warriors fan since he was a little kid, living in Oakland (then Berkeley) and, in 2010, he correctly predicted that they would "win a Championship in my lifetime" (x) 

19. The proceeds from his Umami Burger ('The Samburger') went to a deafness early detection program in Berkeley. This cause is close to his heart because Margie uses hearing aids and used to work in the special needs program, teaching deaf kids (x)

20. He, Kiv, and Jorm have made multiple donations to their old school district, including $250 000 to its theater program (x)

21. On the subject of The Lonely Island; Andy always goes out of his way to make sure that everyone knows how much he owes to his buddies. For instance, he told Marc Maron, during his WTF appearance, that "I get a lot of credit for what Kiv and Jorm have done" (x)

22. He makes this face when he knows he’s said something naughty…

(Gif credit: @andrewsambags)

23. During his 'Wild Horses' appearance, he said that he can't watch scary movies because they freak him out too much. He told 'Complex' that he's still scared of 'The Shining' (x)...

24. … Similarly, when he was at UC Santa Cruz he worked at the Del Mar movie theater and he had a hard time coping with screenings of 'Species 2' (x)

25. He fell in love with Joanna, the moment he met her, when she greeted him by addressing him as 'Steve the C**t' (x)

 26. He listened to 'Ys', everyday for a year, before he and Joanna started dating (x)

27. He bought the original portrait that was used as the basis of the cover art for 'Ys' and gave it to Joanna as a Christmas present, so that she could hang it in her music room (x)

 28. He loves birds and goes hiking and birding with Joanna (x)

 29. Every new comment he makes about Joanna becomes an instant contender for 'most beautiful thing a person has ever said about their spouse' (x)

30. For example, he readily admits that Jake's iconic heart eyes are the result of him thinking about his amazing wife (x)

31. There are many stories about how incredibly romantic Andy and Joanna's wedding was and Jorm has said that it featured "the most magical vows I've ever heard" (x)

32. The Newsombergs now live in Charlie Chaplin's old house (x)

33. On the Emmys Red Carpet (2015), the year he hosted, they took a momentary break from posing for the world's press to whisper 'I love you' to each other (x)

34. At last year's Vanity Fair party, Andy carried Joanna's purse for her so she could grab a snack (x)

35. He was a semi-permanent fixture in the audience for her recent run of shows for the 'Strings/Keys Incident' tour, even officially confirming his status as the 'President of her Fan Club' (x)

36. He used his Golden Globes monologue to call out the government for framing and murdering the Black Panthers (x)

37. On the Carpet for the Guy's Choice Awards, he called the event "a ridiculous farce", adding that "men already have it so easy - it's insane that there's a show that celebrates them". That makes sense when you consider that he, Kiv and Jorm have made an entire career out of parodying toxic masculinity (x)

38. He once said that only "idiot-ass men" think that women aren't funny (x)

39. He’s been wearing glasses since 7th Grade and he has the most heartbreakingly cute habit of nudging them up his nose, (especially when he wears his Sol Moscot frames) (x)...

40. ... and of rubbing his eyes under them (x)

41. He barely ever wears glasses for roles but he also avoids contacts (because he doesn't like touching his eyeballs) which means he's almost always 'acting blind' (x)

42. He has worn his glasses in character a few times - as 'himself' ('Lady Dynamite'), as 'Paul' ('I Think You Should Leave') and during a very small number of SNL sketches (e.g. during his one appearance in a 'Gilly' with Kristen Wiig) (x) 

43. He can't tolerate glare and when that makes him squint it's a sight that's too cute for words (x)

44. He owns about six outfits and has been rotating them for well over a decade (x) 

45. He barely ever breaks during shooting/while performing, so when he does it's aggressively adorable. (x), (x)

46. He's a grown ass man who persuades people to come with him to the bathroom because if he goes by himself he'll get lonely (x)

47. He didn't announce he was leaving SNL, until after his last appearance, selflessly choosing not to detract from Kirsten Wiig's huge and emotional send-off (x) 

48. He undertook a quest to smell like Lorne Michaels (x) 

49. He's ageing like a fine wine (x)

50. To protect their daughter's privacy, Andy and Joanna never announced that they were expecting. They've never released their little girl's name or date of birth and most news outlets still report that they became parents in August 2017 (even though that's inaccurate) (x)

51. Although he's careful not to talk about his daughter often, sometimes he can't keep from gushing about her. For example, when asked about his first year of fatherhood he said: "It’s been the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Just like a beautiful, incredible dream. It has surpassed every expectation I ever had. It’s definitely been very blissful" (x)

52. After their daughter was born, Andy and Joanna spent the first 40 days at home with her (in a practice known as 'confinement'). He's described it as being "a really special time". (x) 

53. Andy is famously mild-mannered but, when asked about what triggers his 'Dad claws', he admitted that if anyone attempted to touch his daughter, without permission, he'd "probably sock them hard in the face"…

54. ...Characteristically, he went on to add that he hopes that never happens, since he hasn't been in a fight since 6th Grade (x)

55. Cyndi Lauper was his first celebrity crush and he plays her record ('She's so unusual') for his daughter all the time. (x)

56. His is the very definition of a precious laugh (x)...

57. It's made even more wonderful by the way it makes his voice go high-pitched (x)

58.  … and the way it causes his eyebrow to rise involuntarily  

59. It's impossible not to smile at his impression of his Mom (x)

60. And laugh at his impression of John Mulaney (x)

61. He was so convinced he wouldn't win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical, that he didn't prepare a speech. Instead, as he explained to David Letterman, he "just went… and started drinking". The resulting list of improvised 'thank yous' was perfect in every way (x)

62. As producers, Andy, Kiv and Jorm have given life to some amazing projects ('Alone Together', 'Brigsby Bear', 'I Think You Should Leave')...

63. … and gone out of their way to support women in comedy ('Party Over Here', 'PEN15') (x)

64. As well as being a comedy legend, he's a super-talented dramatic actor, who gave the performance of a lifetime in 'Celeste and Jesse Forever' but, after the movie wrapped, and it was time to do press for it, he was straight back to goofing around (x) 

65. His lip bite should be illegal (x)

66. Even though he wears the same vanishingly small number of outfits, over and over, he has a vast collection of the most excellent socks (x)

67. He always gives 'editing notes' during his own interviews (x)

68. He has a super sweet and sincere way of thanking interviewers when they compliment him (x)

69. He adjusts his hoodie constantly (x)

70. The two most perfect Jake laughs in b99 are actually real Andy laughs 'https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W38A_xuXaeg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVm9nYrTWRQ

71. Virtually everyone who has ever worked with Andy has talked about what a wonderful person he is. This explains why so many of them have been involved with more than one of his projects (x)

72. It's not only his colleagues who talk about what a delight he is (x), (x)

73. This lovestruck fool wore his own wife's merch when he went out to dinner (x)

74. No one else uses the word 'dinky' quite like Andy (x). The same goes for 'snacky' (see point 70)

75. He does this with his tongue (x)

76. He still likes to play soccer but his eyesight is so bad that he has to keep his glasses on for it

77. When he lets his gorgeous floofy hair grow a little it sits perfectly over the arms of his glasses (x)

78. He gifted the world with Jakey's little curl (x)

79. At the James Franco Roast, he couldn't bring himself to be mean to anyone except himself (and Jeff Ross, a little!) (x)

80. In fact, he's always been willing to laugh at himself (x) and he still is (x)

81. He changes b99 scripts to make them more feminist (x)

82. Despite their humble insistence that they just benefited from 'good timing', the reality is that Andy, Kiv and Jorm (along with Chris Parnell) revolutionized digital media, when 'Lazy Sunday' popularized YouTube, increasing its traffic by 85% overnight (x)

83. He once attended the Vanity Fair party because his Mom told him to (x)

84. He has an amazing way of subtly but firmly shutting down inappropriate questions, like when this interviewer suggested that Holt being gay was something that could have been played for laughs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=idQsYQfkR5o

85. He auditioned for SNL at the same time as Bill Hader. Hader thought he'd blown it because Andy had a bunch of props and Bill had none. In the meantime, Andy thought he'd blown it when he saw Hader and realized 'this guy doesn't need any props' (x) 

86. His bromance with Seth Meyers is one for the ages (x)

87. Every single second of this video is proof of why Andy, Kiv and Jorm deserve the world (x)

88. He once dragged Mulaney up on stage for SNL Goodnights, even though writers weren't allowed to join in (x)

89. He has a hilarious phobia of pooping anywhere except his own bathroom (x) 

90. His beautiful, beautiful, face: His smile (radiant), his eyes (caramel - hella disarming), his ears (adorably asymmetrical), his nose (perfect), His chin (the dimple… *swoon*), his jaw (could cut glass), The 'Sambeard' (another amazing layer of pretty) (x)

91. His body: His butt (x), his thighs, (x) his soft lil tummy (The ‘Sambelly’) (x), his hands. (x), his arms (x), his hips…

(Gif credit: @amystiago /@badpostandy on Twitter)

92. All signs point to the fact that, like Jake, Andy uses his glasses case as a wallet (x) 

93. Jake's "cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool" is an irl Andy-ism that the writers worked into b99 scripts. What's even better is that Joanna does it, too (x)

94. He has a really good arm and is low key competitive, which is super hot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e32K_nBDy3Q

95. He's one half of the cutest Red Carpet pose of all time (x)

96. He barely ever seems to get mad but if angry Jake is anything to go by, maybe he should... (x)

97. He's a huge nerd, who geeks out over GOT, LOTR, 'Star Wars', 'Alien(s)' and anything relating to time travel (x), (x)

98. He has a gorgeous speaking voice, especially when he’s tired or a little sick. (Bonus points for any time he uses the word ‘correct’. See point 30) (x) 

99. He’s still so committed to his b99 fans and fam, even after all this time and is as excited as the rest of us that...

[youghvaudough]

Rewatched Hannibal Recently...

... here are some random thoughts brain chips on the third season

watch out for a text wall it's a doozy down under

this rewatching I finally realized the first half of this season Hannibal was basically like “I’m touring Europe with Bedelia one last time before I check myself into jail so I can see my bf often”

Will must’ve been real good at arts and crafts. He made a whole ass butterfly?bee?dragonfly?firefly man display out of shattered wine bottles and garbage from a basement basically

Also how did he not cut his hands with the glass???? He had leather gloves sure but it’s not like those are cut resistant?????? Does he have cut-resistant leather gloves???????

In Hannibal Rising Chiyoh is Hanni’s aunt’s lady-in-waiting (?) and was described as being about his age; if we’re going by that, she’s the same age as him in the show, which, ughhhhhh, let’s just say really really plays into the idea of us Asians not raisining (not mad at all; Tao Okamoto is so beautiful im gay as HELL —)

Bedelia: you’re in love with Will Graham and also leave me alone plz can I stop finishing murders on your behalf now

Hannibal was remarkably off his killing game at the end of the second season (or just really on his planning game) like NO ONE except for poor Abigail is dead by the 3rd season

Thinking about the filming of some scenes is so funny like: 

the crew carrying leather arm chairs and fancy glass side tables into the middle of some woods for a single shot

Bryan Fuller being like “ughhhh can I get a membrane-like sheet over this macro lens so I can film it bring sliced open like its will’s stomach skin” 

“also I need three thousand gallons of fake blood for some cool reverse drip shots”

everyone: Will help us catch Hannibal you must hate him so much right???? Will: busy imagining alternate reality where he and Hannibal actually worked it out at the end of the 2nd season

Will: tries his damndest to ignore everyone telling him he and Hannibal are in love while being very much smitten

Mason: talks religious mumbo jumbo  Alana after her bi awakening: *choke stare

the only saving grace for Jack Crawford is how much he’s the “I love my wife” trope

Frederic: ...why does no one wanna help me with Hannibal hunting when I go a-knocking but when Will does it everyone’s with him????????? What’d I do

No one:     Bryan Fuller: I NEED SOME SNAIL FUCKING SHOTS HERE

Bedelia: i feel like I’m your diet Will Graham Hannibal: what? no *continues to talk about how special Will Graham is and how no one will be his equal basically

WOAH question on Chiyoh so did Hannibal ~literally~ taxidermy her in time with some cannibal magic & that’s why she looks about, I don’t know, in her twenties still ?????? /s

Bryan Fuller: NOW I NEED TO OPEN AN OLD PAYPHONE FOR AN INTERIOR SHOT

Chiyoh: he’s good looking but dumb about Hannibal so 

I’ll kiss him

then push him off the train

(hopefully dude’ll be warned but also finally learn how to gay)

Bryan Fuller: ARE YOU MISSING SOME SLOW MOTION SHOTS OF HUGH DANCY FLIPPING OF THE TRAIN IN YOUR LIFE? ALWAYS

how did Mason and Pazzi achieve high resolution uninterrupted overseas video chat with the front camera of Apple laptops????? the power of wealth????? whenever I call my mom my phone turns into a potato pretty much

the jack v hannibal fight was the ultimate “I luh my dead wife” man v “I just need to stay alive and go meet my boyfriend” man fight

Bedelia: I know what your goodbye is; I know what you wanna do to Will and you’re in love with the dude. No thanks I’ll yeet myself outta here

“waving your uterus around like a weapon” how iconic

Dolce will forever go down in cinematic history there I said it. Nothing tops the mirroring scars, the downright sensual romantic dialogue in front of a fucking Botticelli, this 水乳交融 of two minds (can’t find a good enough translation other than maybe “melding”), one of the weirdest most kaleidoscope-forward lesbian sex scene of all times, a lot of overlapping orgasm faces, reflexive hugs and pats of comfort, weirdly timed lip-lickings, etc etc

At least Mason recognizes how good looking Will’s is lmao even with all the burnt penis talk on the table

“He’s looking very dry a little moisturizer please” Mason your gay is showing

“It’s dangerous getting exactly what you want” yeah we got this season of Hannibal and then no more of it I’d say you’re right on the money Dr. Lecter

Alana and Margot helping Hannibal and Will: LGBT solidarity at its finest

dumbest thing mason did was probably pissing off Margot

So basically Chiyoh is made of a stable metal element between iron and silver that’s why she doesn’t age?????? /s

maybe “I found you in my mind palace” can be our “always”

I remember the first time I watched Digestivo and I was so worried Hannibal’s gonna finish eating Will or take off or continue into the book silence of the lamb arc or something after Will basically went “I won’t go looking for you at all bye bitch where my dogs at” so imagine my fucking delight ecstasy when Hannibal threw himself at the FBI just so Will can always find him. I cried buckets and became a devout Bryan Fuller STAN that day

Chiyoh: fuck this shit im out; don’t wanna protect this idiot boy with luv no mo

Molly: weirdly familiar sharp features, sand-blond hair, husky sultry deeper voice hmmmmmmmmm guess WHAT

...but she actually likes doggos so 

Bryan Fuller: HUGH DANCY. COVERED IN BLOOD. NAKED. UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. NOW

Will gives Bedelia SO MUCH SHIT about using Hannibal as a means to fame that he almost forgets how possessive  protective of Hanni this makes him look

Bedelia: calm yo ass do you know how many “Will is special you’ll never be him” talks I’ve been in with Hannibal as the main lecturer?????

Bedelia: did you go visit him Will: ...yeah Bedelia: whelp fuck my leg is about good as steak any day now

An odd detail I remember about this Will/Bedelia interaction was Bryan Fuller saying in some interview (probably) that this is basically wife confronting mistress; you know who’s which

when Reba was touching the tiger that vet guy must’ve stayed in the room right??? for safety and stuff??? guy must’ve had the weirdest time just seeing Francis freak the fuck out watching Reba

also Reba deserves all the nice things in the world; Francis though an overall shitty person can recognize beauty

...wait i take it back dude said Will was ugly (ok he said “not very handsome” but) like bitch where

for a series with pretty good sfx that teeth scene in 310 was fake as f---

will and bedelia taking shots at each other verbally cracks me tf up like is this the psychology people’s version of “you suck” “uno reverse”

i have to keep reminding myself that this is a crime show that actually aired on national tv bc these dialogues mama??? downright telenovela. Bryan Fuller has a point when he described them as wife and mistress

Bedelia: I would’ve preferred to be bluebeard’s last wife Will: challenge accepted

i cannot stress this enough REBA DESERVES BETTER she seems like the nicest, most well-meaning person ever and deserves to be cherished like so

it's so strange, getting everything that you want; take Will’s slow-burn-esque realization of Hannibal’s twisted affections for example

Bryan Fuller: NOW GIVE ME A CLOSE UP OF ICE SUCKING

So  basically Hannibal’s attitude is “if I can’t be a constant fixture in his life I’ll be on his mind”

Hannibal is always a sucker for some good will ehhhh

Hannibal, in a police vehicle: get in Will we’re going cliff-diving dragon hunting; no but the actual line is just as cheesy geez hanni u smooth man-eater

The Bloom-Vergers look straight out of some gothic family catalog (if those exist)

like i will spare y’all the contrived complements of the Wrath of the Lamb bc like fucking hells mate there's no straight explanation for this finale

that’s it thanks for reading mates hannigram forever also someday some wealthy person will revive this I'm sure and we’ll rejoice then

[lovelyyjh]

crazy in love || 6

↬pairing: yoon jeonghan x chOI SEUNGCHEOL, just kidding it’s yoon jeonghan x reader

↬genre: fluffish, angst

↬warnings: more y/n and jeonghan fights

↬word count: 1.1k

↬a/n: i’m finally back! i will be back to my normal posting schedule of one chapter every one or two days from now on! as always, thank you for supporting me and my story, and let me know what you think!!

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you pulled away from seungcheol, breathless. he gave you a lopsided smile, his hair falling into his eyes.

“i bet i’m sick now too, asshole,” you told him, teasingly pouting and hitting his chest.

“eh, you’ll be fine. i was never sick anyways.” you gasped slightly and gave him a pointed look.

“you were faking it?” he nodded and ruffled his hair before standing up and throwing a shirt on.

“i’ve liked you for a while y/n. and it kills me every time i see you with jeonghan. if you were with him and happy, it would be different. but you aren’t and it isn’t. and as much as i love him, he doesn’t deserve you. you’re too good to be constantly led on and hurt by him. if you had talked to him today, i know he would have said something sweet and you’d be even closer than you were yesterday and i don’t think i could have handled seeing that. so i faked sick and stayed here. i didn’t expect you to come, but i’m glad you did. i was finally able to everything off my chest. now that i’ve done so, i want to ask you something.”

“what’s that?”

“i want you to be my girlfriend. i want to make you happy every day.” you made an ‘o’ with your mouth before standing up and looking into his eyes.

“i don’t like you. i’ve never liked you. but you’re a wonderful guy, and i feel like if we got closer, i could develop unforced feelings for you. we could be good together. but i need a little time to think. i don’t know how jeonghan’s gonna react and i need to find a way to tell him. i’ll let you know the answer soon okay?” seungcheol nodded and kissed your forehead before you walked out of his cabin and headed in the direction of yours. the rest of the campers were still out on the nature walk, so you decided to lay down and take a nap to clear your head. it was hard to sleep, due to the thoughts running through your head, but after about half an hour, you were able to drift into unconsciousness.

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your eyes fluttered open as you felt your body being shaken back and forth. you looked up to meet the deep brown eyes of hwasa.

“we just got back and found you dead asleep. are you okay? did seungcheol get you sick?” you sat and shook your head, throwing the covers off of you and getting out of your bed.

“he’s fine now. he thinks it was just allergies.”

“that’s good. it’s sad you guys missed the walk though. it was fun,” she told you, smiling, “oh and someone is waiting outside for you. says he needs to talk to you.” you groaned and turned to look at her.

“it’s jeonghan isn’t it?” she smiled apologetically before lightly pushing you in the direction of the door. you opened it, which prompted him to look up at you and smile with a look of relief.

“can we talk?” you shrugged and followed him down the front steps of your cabin. the two of you walked silently for a bit before getting to the lake, where he turned to you, a regretful look on his face. he kept opening and closing his mouth, like he was about to say something but decided against it, which was out of the ordinary, considering he was often in control of his words.

“spit it out, han,” you snapped, crossing your arms. he took a deep breath before speaking.

“i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have pushed you to tell me who you’re interested in like we’re in fifth grade. i know you’ll tell me when you want to, if you ever want to,” he apologized, causing your features to soften.

“it’s alright, hannie, you’re still my best friend of course, you always will be,” you assured him, reaching out to grab his hand and let it go again, “i’m gonna go get some food, but we’ll talk later, okay?” you turned to walk away before he reached out and grabbed your wrist, stopping.

“is that it?” he asked.

“yes?” you said, confused.

“you don’t need to tell me anything?” he questioned, rasing his eyebrows in question.

“what would i need to tell you?”

“i just thought, you know, since i apologized and all, you’d finally tell me who you have feelings for,” your expression dropped in disappointment instantaneously.

“you’re kidding, right?”

“no! do you know how hard it was for me to do this?” you stared at him in pure shock.

“how hard it was for you to apologize? jeonghan, are you really that damn entitled? you aren’t the only person in the world and you need to learn that all of us need to say we’re sorry every once in a while without getting anything in return. you’re acting like a fucking child,” you spat, glaring daggers at him.

“i’m just trying to protect you! i need to know and approve who you end up dating. i need to make sure they’re good enough.” 

“i don’t need you to protect me! i can handle myself, and if i don’t want to tell you who i like, there’s a good reason. you don’t own me.”

“y/n, you don’t get it. i need to keep you safe. you’re mine and only mine.”

you looked up at him in disbelief. the both of you had drawn a bit of a crowd from the argument you were having, many campers watching the scene unfold. you looked around until your eyes landed on seungcheol, who looked distraught as he stood about thirty feet away from you. you whipped your head back to jeonghan, raising your hand as if you were about to slap him before balling up your fist and bringing it back down to your side, second guessing yourself.

“fuck you,” you choked out, turning on your heels and making a beeline towards seungcheol. he tilted his head at you, opening his mouth to say something.

“are you oka-” you cut him off, grabbing the collar of his leather jacket and pulling him down to connect your lips for the third time that day. he had the faint taste of mint on his tongue from where he had most likely just brushed his teeth. he slowly melted into the kiss, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you towards him as you threaded a hand through his hair, the other hand going to his shoulder. more and more sets of eyes were starting to look towards you and you could hear mutters and whispers that were obviously enough about you and the boy who had his arms around you. you pulled back very slightly and moved both of your hands to rest on his collarbones as you spoke to him, your lips brushing over his with every word.

“the answer is yes, seungcheol,” your eyes flitted to jeonghan for a second, who was staring in incredulity at you wrapped in the other boys’ arms. you fixed your gaze back onto seungcheol’s, your smile still prominent on your cheeks.

“i’ll be your girlfriend.”

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“did i hear that correctly?” vernon asked, staring wide eyed at your figure pressed against seungcheol. jinsoul nodded slowly and turned to seungkwan, who was scowling profusely.

“don’t worry, vernon. i know there’s something fishy going on here.”

“what is it?” jun, who was unknowingly holding minghao’s hand, asked.

“i don’t know. but whatever it is, i’m gonna find out.”

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[ravenstagtarot]

As a huge fan of both Will and Hannibal independently, as well as them together as an odd couple pair of sorts, I’ve found my interpretation of their relationship doesn’t always mesh with how others view them. While this is 100% fine, I thought I’d do a clarity reading for the nature of Will and Hannibal’s relationship to one another to see what the cards had to say.

As I began reading the cards, however, I found myself thinking mostly of Will, completing the reading from his perspective. So this ended up being a clarity spread about Will’s investment/perspective in/on his relationship with Hannibal as opposed to a reading about both of them.

Deck featured: The Wooden Tarot

Spread featured: The Wild Unknown “Clarity Spread”

In this spread, the card on top represents the overall situation while the bottom cards represent the contributing factors. 

Pulling the 7 of Bones (pentacles) for the overall situation is really, really interesting to me. The 7 of Bones is a generally a card about putting in the hard work so that you can sit pretty and reap the benefits of your labor when the time is right. It’s often seen as a card that speaks to sowing the seeds and stepping back--waiting for the right moment to harvest. Little Red Tarot also has a neat spin on this card, pointing out that this can also be about taking stock of how a project or situation has been evolving. Are things moving as expected? Does the path feel right? Should you continue as you have been, or do adjustments need to be made? 

Taking all of this into account, I feel this card is speaking to the in-flux nature of Will’s relationship with Hannibal. Choices have been made by Will--seeds of his love for Hannibal and his desire to be with him have been planted--and now he’s in the position of stepping back and watching them grow, trying to determine how he feels about the way they are developing. By the end of season three, we’ve found that Will has come to accept his feelings for Hannibal and the appeal of killing alongside him, but also that he cannot live with this acceptance. Understanding this part of himself is immediately followed, after all, by an attempt to destroy it. But given that we know Will and Hannibal survive the fall (since we’ve seen the place settings at the table with Bedelia) we know that now Will has to live with his choices (to love Hannibal, to want to destroy himself, his love, as well as Hannibal) and assess the direction he and Hannibal are now moving in post-fall. And personally, I think this is going to be a mental space that Will lives in for the rest of his life. What results will he harvest from his choice to stay alongside Hannibal? What consequences will he reap for his actions with and against the man he cares so deeply for? That’s the crux of the 7 of Bones for Will.

The contributing factors prove just as insightful. I drew the 8 of Plumes (swords), Death (ha!), and the 4 of Stones (wands). 

The 8 of Plumes is a card about feeling trapped, wounded. Responding to an overwhelming situation with fear and passivity. I like that in this deck, the card is represented by a quiver of arrows, with one of its own arrows piercing the quiver itself. This suggests the damage is self-inflicted. It reminds me of the Devil card--being bound by our own chains of anxiety, depression, or low self-esteem. Bakara Wintner points out that this can also come very directly from the experience of trauma. I think this is important to keep in mind when considering Will, given that he is a deeply traumatized individual (often by Hannibal). Will Graham has really been put through it. And, frankly, Will Graham has really put others through it, too. 

So, to me what this card speaks to is the influence that Will’s truamas have over his relationship with Hannibal. In relation to the 7 of Bones, I would argue that Will’s negative experiences with Hannibal are often why he must reassess his choice to be with him. We know a big concern of Will is distinguishing himself from Hannibal. “You and I have begun to blur,” Will tells Hannibal in “Dolce”. "Isn’t that how you found me?” asks Hannibal. To which Will replies, “Every crime of yours feels like one I am guilty of. Not just Abigail’s murder, every murder. Stretching backward and forward in time.” And certainly Will does not sound overly bereft in this scene, but I think generally speaking Will worries whether his desires come from his empathy disorder consuming him and blurring what he really wants, or whether his desires come truly from himself. This question is never greater than when it comes to Hannibal, who has been manipulating Will from the start. It’s hard to build long-term trust when the foundations are built on violence and dishonesty. 

I also think of Bedelia here, and Hannibal’s question to her in season 3, “Are you--at this very moment--observing or participating?” I personally think this exact question is one Hannibal could pose to Will at various points in the show, and likely beyond. Thus, the 8 of Plumes suggests to me that one of the reasons Will is perpetually considering his choices is because he is constantly stopping to ask himself (maybe unnecessarily at this point) “Am I observing or participating?” And perhaps he remains terrified of that answer. 

The next contributing factor is so fitting and self-explanatory I almost don’t feel the need to discuss it. The Death card. What this represents here is the core element of Will and Hannibal’s relationship: Change. Change, evolution, becoming, etc. Hannibal changes Will, Will changes Hannibal, they both almost die repeatedly in the process. When it comes to Will and Hanni, the Death card is literal as often as it’s metaphorical. And I think in a lot of ways Will’s biggest debt to Hannibal, what draws him so thoroughly to Hannibal, is what Hannibal brings out in him (and vice versa). I think the seeds of Death have been planted in Will and by Will, and at this point he’s rather interested in stepping back and watching to see if he flourishes. I think Will also lives with the knowledge that more change (and more death) is likely to come, and so it’s become part and parcel of his relationship with Hannibal. 

The final contributing factor I drew was the 4 of Stones (wands). I love this card in this spread, because it speaks to a lighter side of Will’s love for Hannibal. The 4 of Stones is one of those quintessential party cards, a card that stands for celebration, particularly after a lot of hard work. I’m going to refer to Bakara again, because she says something about this card that really resonates with this spread for me: “We’ve made something beautiful, and it’s time to gather the people we love and feel really fucking good about that.” Of course this makes me think of the seminal moment at the end of season three. “It really does look black in the moonlight. It’s beautiful.” Granted, Will’s idea of a party after this moment is to throw Hannibal and himself off a cliff, but, I like the idea that there are moments in their relationship where their mutual appreciation of each other and the life they’ve built together leads to a some good ol’ fashioned fun. I admit, I don’t exactly know what that looks like for the Murder Husbands, but I think the point is that whatever Will has chosen to grow, though there may be aspects of the harvest that feel rotten, there are also aspects that feel deeply satisfying. 

Maybe Will and Hannibal really do get married. Maybe they really do continue killing together. Maybe their 4 of Stones moment looks as simple as Hannibal cooking people for Will, and Will being at peace with the fact that he enjoys the food regardless. What matters is that there is joy in some aspects of their love for one another, and maybe that makes me a bad person for wanting that for them--at least on occasion--but...hey! I can be at peace with that too. 

In summary...I don’t think Will is ever going to be completely happy playing house with Hannibal. I don’t think he’s ever going to reach a place of ultimate fulfillment if he’s coupled with a murdering cannibal. The 7 of Bones speaks to being more in the middle of a journey than the end, suggesting that for Will, his feelings for Hannibal will be an ever-changing, never-settling thing. This is reinforced by our contributing factors--the fear Will feels about his own feelings, the amorphous nature of their love/relationship, and the joyous elements of the life Will has chosen to live with Hannibal. 

Sounds like a deliciously complicated mess! Sorry, I had to. You know how much this show loves bad puns.

Got any thoughts? Beg to differ with some of my interpretations? Want to ask for a Hannibal-related tarot reading yourself? Don’t hesitate to send me an ask--I’d love to talk more! 

[deansleather]

Macchiatto

Pairing: DeanxReader

Summary: You decide it’s time for Dean to try some of your “fancy” coffee. Of course, Dean can be quite picky, and sometimes it’s best to choose your battles. Sometimes.

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Word Count: 1042

Warnings: Not much! a wee pinch of angst, overall pretty flangsty

A/N: She’s baaaaaaack! After an out of the blue hiatus, I’m finally semi-active again! I figure a little Dean fic would make it up to you all. I haven’t written in three months, so I may be a little rusty. Still, I think this is pretty cute, so I hope you enjoy. And (have you missed hearing me say this all the time??) FEEDBACK IS SOOOOO VERY APPRECIATED!! EVEN JUST A LIKE!

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ― Justina Chen, North of Beautiful 

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"What the hell is a macchiato?”  

You stood hand in hand with Dean in front of a too-happy barista who awaited your orders pleasantly. Dean always teased you about your “fancy” coffee habit. You figured it was about time he gave it a try himself. Dean tended to stick to his ways; you figured with the havoc his life was filled with, he would take whatever consistency he could get. You were just glad you were a part of that comfort to him.             

 “Shh,” you replied, swatting at Dean’s arm gently. “Not so loud. It’s like a latte but not mixed up, I think.”             

“You’re paying two dollars more for them not to mix it?”             

You shrugged. “Essentially.”            

 “This is ridiculous,” he grumbled. Even with his perpetual grumpiness over the coffee that brought you so much joy, you couldn’t help but find him amusing.       

“You know,” you said gravely. “You should really try the Quad Grande, Non Fat, Extra Hot Caramel Macchiato Upside Down.”              

He looked at you, exasperated. “I don’t even know what half of those words mean. Why is it upside down? What does that change?”             

You laughed, fussing with his hair. You finally stepped up to the counter, and somehow the barista’s smile managed to get even larger.             

“We’ll take two black coffees, Grande.” You handed her a few crinkled dollars from your pocket and walked over to the counter to wait. Dean trailed after you, looking at you strangely.             

“What?” You had seen the look far too often on him; guilt.             

“Why did you do that? I thought we were trying your weird sideways cappuccino or whatever?”              

“Upside down macchiato,” you corrected, grabbing your coffees as they were served. You gave him one and clinked yours against it. “It just occurred to me that I haven’t ever tried coffee your way either.”              

He looked at your hands as you intertwined them once more, fussing with your scarf as you began your hike back to the bunker in the snow. It was just mid-November, and knowing how bad the winters could get in Kansas, you figured you better enjoy the snow while it was still something to appreciate.              

Dean was silent as you walked, and you took a moment to appreciate his features. He was so beautiful, obviously. Even the demons that attempted to kill him called him pretty. Yet he was so much more. He was strong and surprisingly kind and soft and loving. His gruff exterior was nearly impossible to break through at times, but when it finally fell apart, Dean was the most beautiful soul. You wished you could heal all the wounds he had stored through the years to make him so walled up. Not just the physical, but the mental especially. You knew that when Dean looked into a mirror, he saw none of what you did. You wished so bad to help him, and tried every day to let him know how beautiful he was to you.             

Finally, you couldn’t bear to see that brooding look on those pretty features any longer, and you stopped dead in your tracks. Lost in thought, he took a few steps forward without you until your hand tugged his back.             

 “What is it, Y/n? You alright?” he asked, the hunter in him coming out momentarily.              

“I wanted to ask you the same. What’s wrong?”             

“I’m fine, let’s just get home.” You gave him the look. You knew him too well to believe that, and you were tired of having to jump through hoops to get an honest answer.             

 “Dean,” you insisted, squeezing his hand tenderly.            

 “I just feel like sh-… like I should have tried your mocha latte or whatever. Look at our lives, how much I’ve made you change just to be with me. And I can’t even try a new kind of coffee for you? I’m a dick sometimes, but I shouldn’t be that way with you. Anyone but you.”                 

You smiled gently, taking a tiny step closer to him, the fogs of your breaths entwining as you did.             

“Dean, I have not regretted a single change in my life since I’ve met you. I know you think lowly of yourself but I have never loved anyone as much as I love you and I’ve never been as happy as I am with you. Screw all the hunting and the monsters; they’d exist whether I was with you or not. So, given the choice, you bet I’m facing this world with you beside me.”             

His said nothing, but his eyes were glazed. He took his hand from yours and placed it gently on your cheek, bringing your faces together for a sweet kiss. His lips were warm from his coffee, and they served as blankets for your chilled ones. You felt the blood surge to your skin as you leaned in instinctively. For a moment, it felt as if you were in a private little bubble, the hustle of the people walking around you on the sidewalks completely zoned out. Finally, you leaned back.              

You stroked his cheek gently, looking into his eyes. “Please don’t let yourself feel guilty for something as silly as coffee. Promise me.”             

With a small smile, he nodded. “I promise. And I promise that one of these days I’ll try a macabre or whatever.”             

“Macchiato. Sounds like a deal.” You smiled. “But I think it’s time for me to try this treacherously unexciting type of coffee.”             

Looking at him to gather strength, you took a deep breath and sipped the dark black coffee. Instantly, your face crinkled as if you had tasted a lemon.              

“Dear God, Dean. Is this coffee or a shot?” He laughed heartily at that, taking yours and throwing away his already empty cup. He placed his arm around your shoulder, starting to walk back towards the café.             

“Let’s get you your Macarena. On me this time.”             

 ‘It’s macchi- oh never mind.” You shook your head, letting him lead you back in a lazy stroll. Dean may never feel as beautiful as he is, but it was moments like these that you felt there was some hope. The snow slowly mounted on the ground around you, but you never felt cold, not with Dean holding you close.  

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God, I hope the editor didn’t fuck this intro up.

Kō No Mono:

* HANNI STAG KILLED STAG STAG?? OH WHAG IS THRA???

* WILL STAG!!!!

* So we have a birder??

* OH NO BIRDIES!

* He’s SHAKING!!!

* Is that an “I hate that I like it” face or a “NOPE” face?

* These close ups holy fuck

* HE STOLE HIS LINE! HOS DESIGN!

* So Freddie is DEAD DEAD? But that poor hair still!!

* “You must understand that blood & breath are only elements undergoing change to fuel your radiance.” He’s so in love.

* Whatever, boyfriends who cannibal together STAY together!

* ON FIRE WHEELCHAIR???

* FREDDIE LOUNDS???

* Love the fire mysticism because y’know…Ginger.

* DAMNNNNNN, MARGOT! Oh the whole gang’s here!

* THEY MUSTVE CUT THAT SCENE IN THE INTOR OR SOMETHING!!

* NO NOT NBC JOKER!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOY!

* WHY DOES HE KEEP STEALING TEARS???

* For a fucking martini??? This MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

* Oh sweaty Will! Haven’t seen you in a while!

* Alanaaaaaaaaaa! Still a bit of a bitch, but HI, BABE!

* “Hannibal’s good enough for you.” I WAS GONNA SAY THAT! Great minds think alike!

* A gift? Oh, sure! That works!

* NOT NBC JOKER & HANNI!!!! At least he’s in therapy.

* But like, cartoonishly so. He’s using that uhhh what’s that chair called?? You know the one.

* HANNI LOOKS SO ANNOYED ALREADY!!! Lmaoooo

* “That’s not helpful.” 🤣🤣🤣

* The chair being for decoration, I love it

* Is Alana OH & WILL hiding at the funeral??

* “My Pshycatrist.” Her boyfriend. Your boyfriend.

* You WOULD be a good father, Will! I mean it!

* *gasp* A sister? Mischa.

* “Would you protect this child the way you couldn’t protect Abigail?” Umm, that’s kinda the point, Hanni🙄

* MADS!!!! HIS FACE!!! HIS EYES!! HUGH!!!! HIS EYES!!!!!!

* WOW I LOVE THIS CONVO!!!! I LOVE THEM!!! They balance each other so well!

* ANOTHER BODY?? WITH BUNCH OF ARMS?

* We’re getting very easy asian here. It was hella Shiva to begin with but this is a fun bonus (oh reminds me of a project I did on Shiva!)

* COURTSHIP!!!! LOVE THAT!

* Why does NBC Joker look like he’s wearing a straight jacket?

* Will always looks like he’s gonna cry when he’s talking to HANNI but for DIFFERENT REASONS

* DID WE JUST BREAK THE 180 RULE?? OH I HATE THESE MIRRORS!!!

* “You saw part of her.” BECAUSE YOU FORCED IT DOWN HIS THROAT SO HE COULD BRING IT UP, HANNIBAL!

* Stag Hanni FEATURING ALL THE ARMS

* Ughhhh not this asshole again!

* OH I LOVE HIS WAISTCOAT!

* I love their inverted color schemes😍

* “Are you questioning my therapy?” WE ALL ARE, HANNI!

* I knew it.

* Oh no no no no. A HYSTERECTOMY!

* *sighhhhhhhhh* ALANA!

* For the first time, I’m with Jack.

* “I have no confidence that I know Hannibal Lecter anymore.” GOOD GIRL!

* God, I can’t believe I’m about to say it but: I’m happy to see you, Freddie!

* OH HANNI LOOKS FURIOUS!!!! Will looks like he’s plotting! Amazing!

* Oh right he’s the asshole that ends up in the wheelchair in season 3, right??

* OH BOOOOO DONT END THERE!!!

Mason Verger is now NBC Joker, I love it 😂

Ok so here's a bit of trivia with Freddie and that fakeout. So, in the novel Red Dragon, Freddy Lounds gets brutally murdered by Francis Dolarhyde aka 'the red dragon', and his body (because Freddy is a man in the novel) is set on fire. Bryan Fuller and co. decided "ok we are going to include that brutal death in the show (it's kind of hilarious in the show, ngl 😂) but we are not doing it with our Freddie Lounds because I don't want to put her in that kind of situation" (because it's got a sexual violence element to it and Bryan had the stance of "NOPE! NOT DOING THAT SHIT! IT'S CHEAP HORROR AND IT'S INSULTING TO REAL-LIFE VICTIMS!"). So it's a nice little callback to the novel without doing the whole thing.

Also that entire scene about Mischa was just... god, Mads and Hugh were perfect in these roles!

And yep, our girl Alana is finally waking up.

Two more episodes to goooooo!! (I cannot fucking wait to hear what you have to say about a certain sequence of absolute bonkers scenes in the next episode, because I swear it gets funnier every time I see it 😂)

[et-lesailes]

two artists

pairing: steve rogers x reader

word count: 1707

prompt: “Hi! May I request a fix with Steve rogers where the reader is a writer & has a scar on the right side of her face (eyebrow till cheekbone, diagonal) & Steve keeps seeing her in a caffe & thinks she's gorgeous not even caring about the scar & sketches her & finally decides to ask her out when he sees her silently crying over her laptop because she just killed off 1 of her favourite characters? Maybe shes a but insecure too?Thank you so much!”

themes: just a quick little fluffy piece :)

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notes: i have removed a handful of people from my taglist due to lack of interaction with my fics, and will be removing more the next time i post based on how reaction with this fic goes. it takes a LONG time for me to manually tag every person so please understand that the least you can do is read my work and give it a like if you are asking to be on this taglist! anywho thanks to @allthefandomstogether​ for this lovely graphic!!

He comes to this cafe almost everyday, and each day he is almost sure to see you, much to his pleasure. 

To be fair, he started coming to this cafe far before you did. In the 1940s, to be exact. It is now run by the original owner’s granddaughter, and he is sometimes shocked when he sees the similarity between her features and her grandmother’s, though he keeps this to himself. He does not like to draw attention to the fact that he is Steve Rogers, Captain America. 

He sits at his regular table near the back and you sit at yours, also towards the back but on the other side of the room. He goes there to have some peace from the craziness that is the Avengers; he often brings a couple books, his sketchbook, and the iPod Touch Tony had gifted him when he had first come out of the ice. He can easily upgrade, but he has no desire to. He prefers being old fashioned, he hardly even likes using the complicated smartphone SHIELD has set him up with for missions. 

You only started coming a couple of weeks ago. He isn’t sure if you come every single day, but most of the days and times he is there, so are you. While he used to spend most of his time reading, he has found himself beginning to draw more and more. He used to draw quite a lot back in the old days; ever since becoming an Avenger, he simply did not have the time, and, quite frankly, the muse. Now, it is all coming back to him. He feels inspired upon your mere presence, and he simply has to draw everything he feels. At first, it is the items around you. He draws the latte you seem to favor, the journals you’re constantly writing in, the brown bag you keep your things in, even the sleek MacBook Air. Finally, he wholeheartedly accepts his creepiness and draws you. He can’t help it. You are incredibly intriguing to him, and not to mention beautiful. How could he not want your image displayed in the pages of his sketchbook? 

It is another day and he’s shading the delicate features of your face. He loves when you furrow your brow in concentration as you write, how your tongue even sometimes sticks out slightly. It’s adorable to him. 

His pencil begins to outline the thin scar across the right side of your face. He does not know how it got there, and while he is curious, he sees so much more to you than such a mark. All he can hope is that whatever happened, it is not bothering you anymore. He knows how mental scars hurt just as much as physical ones, probably even more. God knows he’s collected quite a few over his century of living.

He also wonders what it is you’re writing over there all the time. Is it a story? A memoir? A journal? He wants to read all of it, at the risk of sounding like some kind of creep. Perhaps he’s already too far in to be worrying about that, though. 

He’s so absorbed in his drawing he almost does not notice your change in expression. It is when you momentarily cover your face with your hands that he frowns, looking to you as if you will somehow understand through telepathy that he never wants you covering up that beautiful face. However, once you remove your hands, he widens his eyes as he sees tears running down your cheeks. You sniff and rub them away, taking a deep breath before returning to typing away on your laptop. He has no idea what to do, but he knows he has to do something. The thought of you being in any type of pain is breaking his heart. What is wrong with him? He doesn’t even know you.

He stands up rather abruptly, causing the people at the tables around him to give him an odd look. He avoids eye contact, adjusting his baseball cap. He finds his legs walking towards you, no plan of action in his normally calculative, strategic mind. He is standing before you now and the presence causes you to look up.

The eye contact almost blows him away. Your eyes are wide and slightly wet, making even your pupils glisten slightly. He’s never met anyone who looks pretty while crying, God knows he certainly isn’t. “Are you okay?” he asks somewhat suddenly and awkwardly, and you blink- he stares at your eyelashes wondering how such a small part of your face can look so beautiful to him. “Y-yeah, I’m okay,” you say with a sad smile, even chuckling slightly. He decides he wants to hear your real laugh as soon as he possibly can. “I didn’t know anyone saw me, that’s embarrassing.” You look away now and he frowns. He wants you to look at him. “Do you maybe want to talk about it?” he offers, hoping he doesn’t seem like some nosy freak. You wipe at your eyes again and he notices you’re still looking away. “Oh, it’s really not that deep,” you assure him, still laughing awkwardly. “I- I’m a writer, see, and I’ve been working on this story for a while, and--” you pause, taking a deep breath, “--it’s stupid, really, but I just killed off one of my favorite characters, and I’m just… sad now. I got too attached.” You rub the back of your neck, looking down at your keyboard. “Silly, isn’t it?”

He’s never been more enamored. 

He chuckles softly and shakes his head. “No. Not at all. Writing is a form of art, and art…” he hums thoughtfully before continuing, “art evokes strong emotions. Even if you’re the one creating it.” He remembers rather morbid sketches he drew after Bucky’s death. Sure, he could have drawn something happier to help him feel better, but it was more important to let his grief and emotions out rather than pretend everything was okay. You look up at him again and he instantly takes advantage of the returned eye contact, studying yours as his smile barely grows. “Honestly, you’re the only person I’ve met who responded like that,” you tell him softly, your voice somewhat shy. “Everyone else would just tease me, tell me that I’m the one writing it so I can just change it. But it’s not like that, you know?” He immediately nods, smiling wider. “I completely understand. Sometimes the happy ending… isn’t always the right ending.”

You look up at him for a few moments before realizing this eye contact is too intense, naturally shying away again as you look back down at your laptop. You have good and bad days when it comes to your self esteem, especially with the thin scar running across your face, and it’s safe to say you’re feeling significantly more insecure sitting before such a handsome man like him. He frowns slightly and clears his throat, gesturing to the empty seat across from yours. “Do you mind if I sit with you?” You blink and barely gaze up at him, hoping you don’t look as nervous as you feel. “Um, yeah, sure, go ahead…” He smiles, clearly happy as he sits down, and you feel even more shy now that he’s right in front of you. “My name’s Steve, by the way. Could I know your name?”

You blink, everything suddenly clicking. He had seemed familiar but you had brushed it off-- considering how outrageously handsome he was, you had assumed you had seen a similar face in a damn magazine or TV show or something. Upon hearing his name, however, you now realize just exactly who this is, and now you’re even more confused as to why he’s sitting with you. “Y/N,” you introduce yourself nonetheless with a small smile, looking at him somewhat curiously. “Not to be rude or anything but-- why exactly do you want to sit with me?” He chuckles, finding you adorable already. “If we’re being honest, I’ve seen you here a few times, and I’ve always wanted to come talk to you.” You blink and glance down as you barely play with a strand of your hair, anything to keep your awkward hands occupied. “Me…?” He chuckles, barely biting on his lower lip. “Yeah, you. Is that so hard to believe? I was actually kind of hoping I could ask you out on a date. Get to know you better.” He’s a little surprised with himself; for someone so sculpted and “perfect”, he’s never really been quite smooth with the ladies. Perhaps he wants to be more confident to help draw out your own confidence. 

“A date?” you repeat, practically bewildered. Is this some type of prank? No, Steve Rogers would never do something like that. As you look up into his eyes, all you see is hope, sincerity, and a kind, friendly twinkle. You quickly look back down. He’s being serious. “I-- um, I haven’t been on a date in… a really long time…”

“So what better time to start than now?” He grins, cocking his head to one side. “Please? Just one, and if you hate it you never have to talk to me again. Though I’d be really, really sad if that happened.” You can’t help but giggle softly, looking up at him again. This time, you actually maintain eye contact for more than five seconds. “I doubt I would hate it.” You respond, surprised that you’re actually beginning to flirt a little. “Alright. Here’s my number.” He playfully pumps his fist in a triumphant movement as you scribble your number out on a piece of paper, handing it to him. “Thank you. I can’t wait.” He feels his work phone buzz in his pocket and he sighs. “Though right now, duty calls. I’ll call you later tonight, alright?”

You watch in somewhat of a daze as the muscular superhero stands up, taking out some hi-tech device you wonder if he even fully knows how to operate. Probably something invented by Tony Stark. “Alright,” you manage to say, nodding your head and even giving him a little smile. “I’m looking forward to it.”