#happy birthday diana fortyseven!

[postalninja]

Chapters: 31/31 Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood, Ensemble Additional Tags: Whumptober, Whumptober 2021, Whump, Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mission Gone Wrong, Minor Injuries, Guilt, Secrets, Hallucinations, Taunting, Torture, Cattle Prod Torture, Kissing the Pain Away, Betrayal, Bruises, Bio-Weapons, (fictional) Lethal Virus, Revenge, Drowning, Loneliness, Remorse, Regret, this fic is like a box of angst chocolates Series: Part 1 of Angst Bunnies (and Hurt/Comfort Bunnies) Summary:

31 angsty one-shots for Whumptober 2021.

Agent 47 and Diana Burnwood find themselves in dire situations and are confronted with their greatest fears, but worry not, there's usually an element of comfort waiting for them. Index with prompts used for each one-shot is linked in the notes at the beginning of this work!

[myth-blossom]

Mutuals

I wrote a “You’ve Got Mail”-inspired fic for @diana-fortyseven’s birthday! You can check that out at the link below ❤️

Happy Birthday, Diana!! I hope you’re having an awesome celebration! 🥰🥳

Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)

Relationship: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary:

Diana discovers it’s lonely being the Constant. She makes a secret friend online.

[cajunandfire]

Happy Birthday @diana-fortyseven! Our pals Diana and Agent 47 have swung by for another tango, in your honour. Enjoy your special day and as always, a huge thank you for leading our little fandom on Tumblr ❤️

[magentasteam]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @diana-fortyseven!!!! Hope you and Snalbert had a fucking dance party and ate some oats while playing Sniper Elite. ❤️❤️❤️

[lucas-grey]

So I heard that there’s another Hitman Fandom birthday! Happy Birthday to the queen of sexy 47/Diana FanFictions herself @diana-fortyseven

I hope you will have a great celebration day 🥳

I made this screenshot for you, maybe it's inspiring for your stories or it’s just a little birthday treat ☺️You decide! Have a nice day 🎁

[diana-fortyseven]

Happy birthday Diana-fortyseven! It's always great to see you in my dash, and I hope you're having a great day! 🥳💕💕

Thank you so much! <333

[peridotglimmer]

The Meaning of Home

Happy birthday @diana-fortyseven !

Rated T, Fluff, Freelancer, 47/Diana

Diana has been trying, but 47 hasn't been taking the bait. A reply to Good Enough by Diana47.

[issytheamateurnerd]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @diana-fortyseven !!! Our birthdays are so close together! August babies unite! Joking aside, I hope you have a great day and know we're all so lucky to have you! ❤️🥳🎉🎊

[hitmanfanfics]

Chapter Update!

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 28: a night at the opera (641 words) by cicak

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cajunandfire asked: I just rewatched Moonstruck last night and I love the scene where Johnny and Loretta go to see la bohème. You mentioned you love opera too, right? Maybe 47 and Diana go to the opera together.

Chapters: 38/? Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood Characters: Diana Burnwood, Agent 47 (Hitman) Additional Tags: sniper assassin, Hurt/Comfort, New Year's Eve, Scars, Kink Negotiation, Absolution, Showers, Innuendo, canon-typical innundo, the Fuck Cabin, Overheard, Relationship Advice, Public Sex, Undercover as Married, Alternate Universe - Demons, Bondage, Hot Tub Sex, Pool Sex, Fingerfucking, Outdoor Sex, Soup, Worst Ending, hitman 3 spoilers, Sex Toys, bigdick47, tactical wetsuit, Amnesia, Masturbation in Shower, Blood money, Bruises

Summary:

Tidied up versions of the ficlets I write while in the bath from prompts sent to my tumblr ask box, because tumblr is ephemeral but fic deserves to be eternal. 10/03/21: dom!47/sub!Diana but-not-really added. 12/03/21: added absolution shower (not that one), innuendo, and a steak side. 21/03/21: added relationship advice. 47 does a quiz and accidentally develops a feeling! 25/03/21: added Diana listening in on some private time 05/04/21: added comfort riding on a train, HAVEN island undercover married sex and demon Diana. 05/05/21: added some tiesy upsies 01/06/21: added several ficlets covering: a steak side (hot tub at the fuck cabin), pool party at HAVEN, 47 and Diana talking it out, fucking in the mendoza lavender beds, a gen ficlet about Diana caring for 47 post Patient Zero, and the newly released worst ending to Hitman 3. 05/06/21: added sex toys! and a callback to the first ficlet! 31/07/21: added tactical wetsuit groping, sick diana healing, absolution showering, blood money coffin deflowering and amnesia skyscraper bar drinking

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 29: another night at the opera (533 words)

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bourbonpowered asked: For the ficlet prompts: make up sex

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 30: saddy saddy fap fap (694 words)

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Anonymous asked: 47 feeling lonely and lost and having a sad fap in his safehouse in Chongqing.

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 31: single minded fixation (747 words)

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Cajunandfire asked: So... like this lust ask: https://cicaklah.tumblr.com/post/650900314235502592/for-the-lust-dlc-itll-be-berlin-like-where-the

Maybe 47 is trippin' out and everyone looks like Diana but he has to find the real one?

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 32: all a complex metaphor about the weather, really (1095 words)

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Anonymous asked: RE: 47 x diana - She propositions him in vague terms and he goes along with it and neither one of them really admits to it even as he slowly undresses her, pretty please :'D

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 33: fun with rubber ducky (515 words)

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Diana-fortyseven asked: You know these rubber duck shaped waterproof vibrators? 47 and Diana are having fun in the bathtub, and he's utterly confused when she adds the ducky AND IT DOESN'T EXPLODE.

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 34: did i mention it was my birthday enough???? (488 words)

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Anonymous asked: Happy birthday 🎉🎂, it's also my sister's birthday.

Diana and 47 celebrating each others birthdays.

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 35: I only wrote two 7DS ficlets, and one of them was for sloth. Go figure. (520 words)

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dianaburnwood I'm sorry, the dark suit and shirt, the loosened silk tie, the moody lighting, the comfy slouching in the chair Like lemme just run that silk tie through my fingers, maybe give it a little tug It's too early for these feelings diana-fortyseven

Patiently waiting for the @cicaklah ficlet...

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 36: parenthetical (1071 words)

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Cajunandfire asked: And a little birthday related prompt for you:

47 surprises Diana on her birthday 👀

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 37: kiss debt (366 words)

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hndcrm asked: ficlet prompt if ur stil taking them: 47 finding out about the kiss in BM, up to u how & when 😏😏

cicak posted a new chapter of ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves (28915 words):

Chapter 38: I see Paris I see France (872 words)

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cajunandfire asks: A ficlet suggestion: Thinking along the lines of Electric Wire. 47 and Diana go out to a nice dinner and some smutty under-the-table shenanigans ensue.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood, Agent 47 & Arthur Edwards Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood, Arthur Edwards Additional Tags: The Bad Ending, A New Father, Mindwiped 47, Mind-wiped 47, Unreliable Narrator, Memory Loss, Angst, Betrayal, Special Effect Fic, Custom Work Skin, Sleepless Night Plot Bunny Series: Part 12 of Sleepless Night Plot Bunny™ Collection, Part 3 of Angst Bunnies (and Hurt/Comfort Bunnies), Part 1 of Special Effect Bunnies Summary:

Agent 47 was lucky, really, to have found such a loyal and trustworthy friend as Arthur Edwards. A lesser person would've taken advantage of him.

✨Special Effect Fic✨

[postalninja]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Amnesia, Captivity, Medical Experimentation, Mad Scientists, Psychological Horror, Psychological Torture, Satu Mare Asylum, Spook Me Ficathon, Special Effect Fic, Custom Work Skin Series: Part 20 of Angst Bunnies (and Hurt/Comfort Bunnies), Part 2 of Challenge Bunnies, Part 4 of Special Effect Bunnies, Part 2 of Satu Mare Asylum Summary:

Agent 47 wakes up in a strange room. He doesn't remember anything.

✨Special Effect Fic✨

[postalninja]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood Additional Tags: During Canon, During WoA, Fluff, Mild Angst, Mutual Pining, mutual feelings, Water Cooler Talk, Gossip, Overheard Gossip, office gossip, Office Romance, ICA Facility, everyone can see it, Flirting, First Kiss, Friends to Lovers, Agent and Handler to Lovers, Sleepless Night Plot Bunny Series: Part 3 of Sleepless Night Plot Bunny™ Collection, Part 2 of Fluff Bunnies, Part 1 of The ICA Files Summary:

Agent 47 spends the day at an ICA facility for his annual assessment, when he accidentally uncovers an open secret. Luckily, Diana Burnwood takes matters in her own hands, and together they face the facts and decide how to continue as a team.

[postalninja]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood Characters: Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood Additional Tags: Post Hitman 3, The Bad Ending, The Secret Ending, Angst, Mild Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Domesticity, Trust, past betrayal, Secrets, Mind-wiped 47, Mindwiped 47 Series: Part 3 of Champions of the Wild Side, Part 10 of Angst Bunnies (and Hurt/Comfort Bunnies) Summary:

Agent 47 and Diana Burnwood are learning to live together after Arthur Edwards wiped 47's mind and erased his memories.

"I don't remember what happened to me," he says quietly, and she reaches up and gently traces one of the scars on his chest with soft fingertips. He closes his eyes; it doesn't matter what happened in the past, he's here with her now, and she's so good to him.

The Bad Ending, reimagined.

[myth-blossom]

The Morning After

I wrote some romantic fluff to celebrate @diana-fortyseven’s birthday! 🥳 Thank you for all of the incredible things you do for the Hitman fandom! The Thirsty Thirteen are very lucky to have you ❤️

You can check out the fic at the link below! ❤️

Fandom: Hitman (Video Games)

Relationship: Agent 47/Diana Burnwood

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary:

It's a beautiful morning in Berlin.

[postalninja]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hitman (Video Games) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diana Burnwood & The Inflatable Crocodile, Agent 47 & The Inflatable Crocodile, Background Agent 47/Diana Burnwood Characters: The Inflatable Crocodile (Hitman), Agent 47 (Hitman), Diana Burnwood Additional Tags: During World of Assassination, Hitman Freelancer, Canon-Compliant, Fluff, Mild Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Missions, Crack Treated Seriously Series: Part 18 of Fluff Bunnies, Part 21 of Angst Bunnies (and Hurt/Comfort Bunnies) Summary:

Just like all other recruits, he has to go through sheer countless training missions in a facility hidden in the middle of nowhere; an unmarked location on every map, but for him, it is more. It is where he can prove his worth, not only to himself, but to those he's looking up to.

[cajunandfire]

Happy Birthday @diana-fortyseven!

Where would our little fandom be without you? I am so grateful for all of your Hitman passion projects, from the prompt generators to the fic exchanges. You are the glue that keeps us together ❤️

I hope you enjoy your day, and this little fluffy ficlet!