#happy birthday nishinoya

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Ma, pls, I needed those msby manager period hcs this morning 😭 My period is horribly irregular (and SUPER heavy) Like, I'm on it rn, but the last time I had to deal with Satan's waterfall was in May, when a whole bunch of us were synced up. Your hcs really made my morning

But, that's only part of the reason I'm here. It's thanksgiving day here in Canada (happy Thanksgiving!) and this year, I am thankful for Nishinoya Yuu's birthday, Happy Birthday Yuu!!!!!

All of my boys are special to me, of course, but this goofball was my introduction to simping for haikyuu men (and I can see him being very proud of that fact lol) so I appreciate him very much for that ^,..,^

Some l.a. hcs for ya, Ma, post timeskip. Yuu's gn partner travels with him sometimes, but does work at home in Japan. His birthday is coming up and he'd been trying to find a way to get YN out to [wherever tf he is at that moment], but they already have a plan. A day before his birthday he gets an email with a plane ticket for that evening, an overnight flight (to where don't matter, somewhere he'd always wanted to go, but hadn't been before). He takes the flight, arriving on his actual birthday day, and YN is there, waiting for him at the baggage claim

- Dragon anon

Ugh no!!! I remember when we were all synced up 😅 god what a time to be alive 🥲 seriously why are periods a thing? It's 2022 and I'm over it 😐 and I'm sorry you have to deal with it on Canadian Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends!!!

Oh my god it's Noya's BIRTHDAY!!! bby boy Yuu 🥺 you absolute angel!! Oh my god I freaking love that! Seriously Noya is one of those partners that is just the absolute sunshine of someone's life! He's an ESFP (like yours truly 😊) and he's so freaking excited!!!

Yuu received the strange email with directions to head to the airport, destination unknown 👀

The flight is a redeye so he spends most of his time sleeping and relaxing 😌 he wakes up when a stewardess brings him a little cupcakes that days "Happy Birthday Yuu" on it

Noya rn 👉🏻😐🥺

After exciting the plane, he heads to baggage claim where he stands and waits for his luggage. Unfortunately there is someone who insists on standing right next to him 🙄 ugh how annoying

So Yuu moves to the side but the person does the same. Now Yuu is ready to go off on this person.

"Could you please not stand so close to me! We are in a pandemic... YN?" He says ad he looks over at you, mouth wide open as he jumps at you

"Happy Birthday Yuu! I wanted to surprise you!" You say hugging your fiery little partner!!

Please YN he's just happy you are there! He needs nothing more for his birthday 🥺

[dreamingpartone]

follow the mood, catch the stars ✨

[twinstxrs]

thinking about kageyama’s “it’s the setter’s job to break the wall in front of the spiker” in reference to how kenma sponsoring hinata while he’s in brazil and onwards is effectively doing that on a financial level. once a setter always a setter.

[nyquilfishtank]

[lilborealis]

Yū Nishinoya-October 10th, 1995

Happy birthday to the guardian of Karasuno himself!

[valjeanbo]

Birthday snuggles

[bokutos-last-brain-cell]

Word Count: 4,198

Pairing(s): Ennotana, background Kinonari

Summary: Somehow Ryuu always manages to surprise Chikara for his birthday.

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I’ve been going through the worst writer’s block this past year so I’m a bit surprised I was even able to finish this story. Though it is hurt/comfort which is my staple lol

As per usual, Tanaka Ryuunosuke best boyfriend 😌

[lesbianasfuckwomen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENNOSHITA CHIKARA!

KINOSHITA: How the actual FUCK did you manage to burn the kitchen sink!?

NISHINOYA: Symmetry my dear friend

NARITA: Were all doomed.

[TANAKA VOICE OVER: And that is how we almost died]

♪♫ ~ Ta-Ta-Ta Tanaka ~ ♪♫

TANAKA: Whats up motherfuckers! Today along with my fun and quirky friends-

KINOSHITA: No

NARITA: I'm sorry, who in the right mind gave Tanaka a Youtube channel?

TANAKA: Hey I'm not THAT irresponsible.

NISHINOYA: N E ways, today were here to celebrate our dear friends birthday!

KINOSHITA: I'm out.

NARITA: Get your broke ass back here Hisashi. If I have to suffer through this, so do you.

TANAKA: Your probably wondering who's birthday were talking about

NISHINOYA: What are you talking about, we know who were celebrating just fine.

NARITA: Yū he's talking to the viewers.

NISHINOYA: OOOOHHHHHH

TANAKA: Were celebrating our very own wing spiker (not as good as me though) Ennoshita Chikara!

KINOSHITA: Also known as, Enno- I'm so done with Ryū's shit-ta

TANAKA: HEY! TAKE THAT BACK!

{Viewer Discretion is advised. If you are sensitive to strong language such as men and women's private parts please skip to 5:11. Also FNAF movie spoilers are ahead along with mentions of s e x. Proceed with caution.}

KINOSHITA: NEVER YOU PUSSY LICKER

TANAKA: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME COCK SUCKER!?!?

KINOSHITA: OH I'M A COCK SUCKER!!?! BET I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND BITE ON IT FUCKTURD

TANAKA: OH SHUT UP YOU GAY BENCH WARMER. HOW BOUT I SHOVE GARRETS AIRPLANE UP YOUR ASS!

KINOSHITA: I'LL FUCK YOU UP

TANAKA: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. I WOULD PIN YOU DOWN I SHOVE MY DICK UP YOUR ASS TO MAKE YOU SHUT UP YOU CUMSLUT.

KINOSHITA: SURE, THEN I'D CUM ON YOU AND TURN YOU IN FOR RAPE

NISHINOYA: AYO

NARITA: Alright why don't we all calm down-

TANAKA: PLEASE IF YOU EVEN TRY TO DO THAT, I'LL GO GOLDEN FREDDY ON YOU. YOU WANNA END UP LIKE AUNT JANE?

NISHINOYA: STOP SPOILING THE FNAF MOVIE!!?!?!?!?

NARITA: IF EVERYBODY DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I WILL GO AFTON ON YOU GUYS.

....

NARITA: YEAH THATS RIGHT. I'LL STUFF YOU ALL IN ANIMATRONIC SUITS AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THIS MOMENT.

....

{End of Viewer Discretion}

{Cut to Ennoshita's house}

NISHINOYA: Alright ya'll, were in Enno's house. Heres the plan.

NARITA: And were letting you do the planning?

NISHINOYA: Shut the fuck up

NISHINOYA: Ryū your gonna go distract Enno, got it?

TANAKA: Ten-hut!

NISHINOYA: Rita, your gonna go get a cake Enno will like.

NARITA: Okay...

NISHINOYA: Me and Kino will decorate here.

{Cut to Tanaka's cam}

TANAKA: (Alright ya'll here comes Chikara.) Chikara!

ENNOSHITA: Why do you have a camera?

TANAKA: What happened to hello, hi, how are you?

ENNOSHITA: The last time you had a camera out during a hang out was when you pranked me by egging a house. That random house ended up being my house.

TANAKA: Oh c'mon, I promise nothing bad will happen.

ENNOSHITA:....I don't trust you

TANAKA: AKLFAHJJAEI4 CHIKARA COME BACK

{Cut to Narita's cam}

NARITA: kay so were at Safeway. They sell some good cake. Were just gonna go in and come right out- oh my fucking god are those christmas decorations? Never to late to start decor am I right?

{Cut to Tanaka's cam}

TANAKA: (I managed to get Chikara back, lets see if I can keep this up)

ENNOSHITA: Why are you whispering to the camera?

TANAKA: What....??? I'm not whispering to any camera..... N E ways what do you wanna do?

ENNOSHITA: Your planning on pranking me, aren't you?

TANAKA: I'M NOT GONNA PRANK YOU 😭

{Cut to Kinoshita's cam}

KINOSHITA: Okay so decorating is pretty easy. Just some streamers and balloons. Kazuhito's got the cake and candles.

NISHINOYA: Uhm, Kino? I think you should do the Balloons

KINOSHITA: Why?

NISHINOYA: I think i'm too light.

KINOSHITA: HOLY SHIT- DID THE HELIUM LIFT YOU TO THE CELING!?!?

NISHINOYA: YES NOW GET ME DOWN

KINOSHITA: THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

NISHINOYA: ALKJA;JDJ GET ME DOWNNNNN

{Cut to Narita's cam}

NARITA: OOOO Look at the premium style meat! Its beautiful. Look at the soap! It looks so-

{Cut to Kinoshita's cam}

NISHINOYA: I think thats good. We have the streamers set up and the balloons.

KINOSHITA: Where's Kazuhito? It's been over an hour.

NISHINOYA: Maybe he's still walking home?

KINOSHITA: It only takes 5 minutes to walk home from safeway. I'll text him.

{Cut to Tanaka's cam}

TANAKA: WOOO I'M AMAZING IM COOL IM BUILT DIFFERENT IM THE GOAT IM THE GOD IM THOR.

ENNOSHITA: Congrats, you won one out of 24 rounds of ping pong against me.

TANAKA: OH JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT

ENNOSHITA: Isn't it my birthday?

TANAKA: And?

ENNOSHITA: Shouldn't I be the center of attention today?

TANAKA: Shut the fuck up

ENNOSHITA: Hostile much?

{Cut to Narita's cam}

NARITA: Look at this conditioner! I wonder if it would help my hair grow back- oh Hisashi texted.

Hisashi: Where tf are you? It dont take that long to get a cake. your looking at the soap arent you

Kazuhito: Whaaaa of course notttttt

NARITA: We have to get out of here.

Noya: Thgt i'd tedll you that enno lieks chocolate

NARITA: fuckkkkkkk

{Cut to Kinoshita's cam}

NISHINOYA: RITA'S HERE!

KINOSHITA: You got the cake?

NARITA: Yeah, but its the type that you need to warm up in the oven with.

KINOSHITA: Okay, alright what could go wrong?

{Cut to Tanaka's cam}

TANAKA: I'd say that was pretty eventful! and nobody got hurt.

ENNOSHITA: Holy shit

TANAKA: Chikara?

ENNOSHITA: My house is on fire

TANAKA: I'm sorry, what?

ENNOSHITA: My phone is telling me my house is on fire.

Ryū: Yū what is going on? Chikara just got a notification on his phone that his house is burning down. tf is going on over there? Yū: uh, we might have had an anccident with the ovean. dant worryd abotu it and adkeep hiame there

TANAKA: I'm sure its not that bad

ENNOSHITA: Im still checking on my house.

Ryū: Hes going over there Yū: shit

{Cut to Kinoshita's cam}

NARITA: OKAY I fixed the cake

NISHINOYA: ENNO'S ON HIS WAYYYY

KINOSHITA: How the actual FUCK did you manage to burn the kitchen sink!?

NISHINOYA: Symmetry my dear friend

NARITA: Were all doomed.

Tanaka: I tried. He's at the door.

KINOSHITA: He's here.

NISHINOYA: God fucking damnit.

ENNOSHITA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

TANAKA: Suprise...???

NARITA: Happy birthday...!!! heres your cake...

NISHINOYA: (At least we didn't fuck up one thing.)

ENNOSHITA: Let me get this straight. You sent Tanaka to distract me so you guys could try and surprise me for my birthday?

KINOSHITA: Yeah sorry for almost burning your house down.

ENNOSHITA: Well thanks for bringing me a cake. Your cleaning all of this up though.

TANAKA: Deserved

NISHINOYA: Yeahhhh

KINOSHITA: At least everybodies alive.

ENNOSHITA: ITS VANILLA!?!?!

NARITA: oops...?

♪♫ ~ Ta-Ta-Ta Tanaka ~ ♪♫

Its the thought that counts?

[betta-phish]

omg guys look it’s the birthday boys 🥳🎉💕

[lys-9-10]

It just so happens to be both Shoyo Hinata and Simon Snow’s birthdays today... 

so i’ma take this opportunity to share this extremely self-indulgent fic I wrote last summer where the Kagehina + Yachi friendship trio are Simon Snow superfans and a protective/supportive Kagehina chaperones Yachi’s first date to the new Simon Snow movie 😝  

i make absolutely no apologies, this brought me joy 😁🌞

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom:Haikyuu!!, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Yachi Hitoka/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Hinata Shouyou & Kageyama Tobio & Yachi Hitoka

Series: Part 2 of The Yachi & Kageyama & Hinata Wholesome Friendship Trio, Part 3 of Yachi + Kagehina one-shots

Summary:

Summary for Haikyuu fans: When Tadashi asks Yachi out, she immediately runs to her best friends Kageyama and Hinata for advice. An overprotective Kageyama suggests they double date, so that he and Hinata can make sure Tadashi doesn’t pull any smooth moves.

Summary for Simon Snow fans: Three Simon Snow nerds and one non-nerd double date to the new Carry On movie. Things get kind of awkward when the non-nerd doesn’t get the reference to Baz in jeans. Amongst other transgressions.

Summary for those who are both Haikyuu & Simon Snow fans: Read it. :P

[theblaringlemon]

happy birthday nishinoya!! 🥳🎉

[dreamingpartone]

like warm sun at dusk

[freetobeafcknriot]

My Tumblr keeps glitching out, sorry if it's sent more than one ask xox I was just wondering (since it's Oikawa's brithday) if you had any Oinoya headcanons for when either one of them has a birthday :D

omg hi kit~!! how are you?? ♡

don't worry, i noticed that tumblr is being weird with asks but i've only gotten this one from you. and sure thing, i do! so—

oinoya & birthdays, huh?

okay, psa that in the long-chaptered fic that plays in my head like a movie they meet by chance, fall by accident and get together during the time-skip. which means, long-distance relationship.

they try their best to make plans and accommodations so that they can be in the same place for oikawa's birthday in july and noya's in october.

best case scenario: they spend oikawa's birthday in san juan, then noya leaves, and when october comes along — and if oikawa's schedule with the volleyball team allows it — they spend noya's birthday somewhere else. as in, oikawa flies himself there.

a personal example of mine? ireland. during the fall season. they had so much fun!

of course, it depends on schedules and finances. traveling isn't cheap, noya works around backpacker-level earnings, and oikawa is a professional athlete. if anything happens, even though obviously it is sad, they still text and video call each other.

no timezone will stop oikawa from being the first to say happy birthday to his boyfriend and shower him with love and a certain kind of attention, just like no distance will stop noya from ordering a huge-ass bouquet or cake or breakfast to be delivered to his boyfriend from literally the other side of the ocean, either.

speaking of, noya is very extra and spot-on with gifts as in general, but he also has a witty and mischievous sense of humor so joke's on you i'm positive oikawa got serenaded by a music group under his window once. it was fucking hilarious, especially because of the words, but he also kind of wanted to go become a hermit lol.

he shouldn't have introduced his bf to his team's libero. libero affinity knows no border, you fool!

another thing i'm sure of is that noya popped up at oikawa's doorstep unannounced to surprise him even though they were both sure he wouldn't make that time around.

also, i mentioned cake before, didn't i? well, let it be known i have the hc that for noya's 26th birthday last year they did celebrate with a homemade cake at oikawa's place. it was made by the old lady who lived next door, to be clear, as tooru is a hazard to any kitchen. and it also... well, it only had six candles because he only had six in his house. noya literally didn't give a shit though, if the kisses he gave him were anything to go by.

last but not least, not to be crass — and mind the nsfw here! — but their libido is so high birthday marathon sex is 101% their thing.

all in all, they're two stupid mfs who try their best to celebrate each passing year together. because they are in love, obviously, and also because they don't want the other to feel lonely with how far their families and friends live. they'll never say this but heh, i know it. you guys know it too now.

[extant-exhaustion]

It's Noya Day!

[4unnyr0se]

Could we get an nsfw with hinata shoyo (28) 😙

❥ que linda | shoyo hinata

warnings: timeskip! hinata, brazil! hinata, fem! reader, unprotected sex, ts! hinata has a massive dick bc i said so, male masturbation, couch sex, pining, he whimpers so much you guys, hinata speaks portuguese because i said so, cunnilingus, virgin! hinata, virginity loss, he lowkey rich asf, not proofread

MDNI | 18+ content

word count -> 4.3k

a/n: this work was loosely inspired by pin-k-ink's "mania". any plot relations are coincidental. please read her writing, it's good!

happy 28th birthday hinata!! short king

Shoyo Hinata was homesick, incredibly so. Being on a very popular Brazilian volleyball team was worth it: the beach, the sand, the fame, the paycheck. Hinata had fun; there was absolutely no doubt about it. He loved his teammates and hanging out with Oikawa on the beach but longed for Miyagi. He longed for the serene countryside. He longed for his friends who had gone on to other prospects. Sure, some of them stuck around, like Daichi and Sugawara, and he missed them too. But there was one person he missed that Hinata practically craved.

You and Hinata grew close during high school, especially during the third year. You and Yachi were co-managers of the volleyball team, and things went incredibly smoothly. Karasuno went to nationals each year until Hinata and the rest of the third year graduated. Because you were a manager, you worked with Kageyama and Hinata on their quick attacks. In contrast, Yachi worked with Tsukishima and Yamaguchi (Yachi was the only one who could handle Tsukishima’s attitude; she grew up when Kiyoko left.) Hinata loved that you were his manager because he had a little crush on you. You were one of the few people who didn’t underestimate him because of his height, nor made fun of him for not being the sharpest knife in the drawer. He would often stare at you for extended periods as you gave the beginning-of-practice briefing, admiring every aspect of your face. The color of your eyes, the way you styled your hair. To Hinata, you were perfection. He only wished he asked you out during high school before he was scouted by the Black Jackals; that was one of his few regrets from his school days. 

Soon enough, once the volleyball season in Brazil ended, he had much spare time. Sure, there was practice and things to do for publicity and media, but he could do that whenever he wanted. Hinata decided to book a flight back to Miyagi the first chance he got, arranging to stay at a hotel just outside the central part of the city. It was a two-week trip with a round ticket back to Brazil, which was just enough time to ensure he would see you at least once. He would visit his other friends, obviously. It would be cruel of him not to. But Hinata did have a favorite, and it was you. Pretty, perfect, beautiful you. He couldn’t wait to get off the plane and tell you he was in town. He just couldn’t.

Hinata flopped onto his hotel bed, breathing in the fresh linen scent. He missed the smell of Miyagi, how it almost always smelled like freshly cut grass. The windows were wide open, and the summertime crickets and cicadas filled an otherwise silent room. He adorned a massive smile, taking off his shirt to let his body breathe. He didn’t have your number; no one on Karasuno’s previous register had it, not since the Nishinoya incident. Yachi had it, but she was no doubt asleep. Well, there was always Instagram direct message. He had a lot of followers (mostly crazy fan girls), and his messages were constantly flooded. He opted to use his secret personal account, which boasted a very proud 23 followers. Hinata searched for your name, found your profile, and hit the message button.

He bit down on his lip, his calloused thumbs hovering over the keypad. How should he type this? He didn’t want to come off as too desperate, even though he wanted to see you again so badly he felt like a heroin addict. The little profile circle taunted him, proudly displaying your happy, smiling face and achingly perfect lips. 

The opposite hitter shrugged his shoulders and hastily typed out a message, adding cute little smiley face emojis. Hinata groaned as he sent the message, shutting off his phone. What if you thought it was weird that he wanted to meet up so soon? Or even worse, what if you had a boyfriend? Not that he wanted to try anything, right? That would be stupid. It’s not like he wants you under him, moans escaping your pretty mouth as he thrusts in and out of your perfect pussy, claiming you as his all night long…right? He wasn’t a pervert, no way. He just wanted you to be his and only his, his hickeys decorating your neck…fuck. Hinata gazed down at his pants, rolling his eyes in annoyance as he saw the newly-formed tent in his grew sweats. 

“Eh, it’ll go away in a bit,” he mumbled, rolling over to check his phone. His heart stopped in his chest once he saw your name appear on his screen. Holy shit.

Your reply was short and sweet, telling him to come for lunch tomorrow. You told him your address and even added a cute little heart emoji. Were you trying to fucking kill him? Hinata shut off his phone again and breathed out, the tent in his sweats growing painfully harder by the second. He wishes he could show you how you made him feel, what you did to him, and his virgin cock.

Yeah, he was a virgin. He just didn’t have time to fool around that much. Volleyball took up much of his time and obligatory social events like media conferences and charity work. He got close once. But she stopped when he told her that he was a virgin. Maybe you would be more forgiving. You were always so kind.

Hinata pulled down his sweats along with his boxers, his cock eagerly springing out and slapping against this bare chest. He shivered as his hand wrapped around the base of his shaft, slowly pumping up and down. His hazelnut brown eyes were squeezed shut as he imagined his hand was yours, all tiny and dainty, pumping up and down on his shaft. How your thumb would rub the tip of his cock, that tongue of yours giving him the tiniest little kitten licks before returning to fucking your fist. Fuck, would his cock even be able to fit in that cute palm of yours?

A deep moan left his chapped lips as he found himself propped up against the wooden headboard, desperately fisting his cock. Precum oozed out of the tip and coated his shaft, the lubrication making it all the more sweet. His mind was clouded with the thought of your pussy slamming down on his length over and over again, the greedy cunt taking his fat cock so well. He wondered if you would flutter around him, how deep you would let him fuck you.

“Fuck, just like that baby,” Hinata moaned, his cock thrusting into his hand impossibly fast. His orgasm would hit any second now. “Fucking this pussy ‘cus it’s mine, yeah? My fuckin’ pussy, my girl,” he bit down on his bottom lip. “Did ya think that since I’ma virgin, I can’t fuck you good? Y’thought wrong, pretty baby-oh fuck.” Hinata’s breath caught in his throat as his cum covered his hand and shaft, glistening in the light of the hotel.  “Shit.”

He grabbed a tissue from the nightstand and cleaned himself off, tossing the spent tissue in the waste basket nearby. “I gotta work on lasting longer…” he mumbled, growing sleepy as nirvana slowly overtook him. He laid his head on the fluffy pillow, setting his alarm for the next morning. He slept with his mostly unpacked bags, eager for what tomorrow would hold. 

That alarm was the prettiest thing Hinata would ever hear because it meant that today was the day he could finally go to your house and see you. He practically jumped out of bed, plastering a huge smile on his freckled face. He wore a simple outfit, mainly because that was all he could hastily back on such an in-the-heat-of-the-moment decision. A black compression shirt with jeans was simple. He grew fond of the compression style when Boktuo showed it during his time on the Black Jackals. Hinata had to admit: he looked damn good in black. Especially since the shirt showed off the abs he worked so hard on building. He donned designer sunglasses and took the elevator downstairs, whistling a happy tune like in some old 1950s bubbly cartoon.

He enjoyed the stroll from the hotel to the town where you lived, waving to those who recognized him from his time spent on the Black Jackals. A few tweens asked for a picture, which he happily agreed to. Hinata loved meeting and interacting with his fans when they weren’t desperate fangirls just trying to get into his pants. They flattered him, but he couldn’t sleep with his fans. That was Oikawa’s business. 

The sun beamed down on his broad shoulders as he finally entered your neighborhood, practically skipping along the burning hot pavement. In retrospect, he should have worn something other than cheap flip-flops. He didn’t care. He was too damn happy to see you again. He would walk across a desert barefoot if it meant he could hang out with you, even if only for five minutes. After a bit, Hinata turned the corner to where your townhouse was. It was quaint and tiny, with a well-kept lawn and a little garden with various colorful flowers under the window. The marigolds caught his eye in particular, mainly because they weren’t native to Japan. He wondered if they were expensive or if someone bought them for you. Hinata tched at the sight of the yellow flowers, growing strangely annoyed at them. He could spoil you more than any man ever could.

Walking up the steps, he felt the nervous sensation of butterflies filling his stomach. He knew you would be so welcoming and open to him—you always have been. It was one of the several things he liked, no, loved about you. His calloused and tanned hand knocked on the beautifully painted wooden door, his foot tapping nervously on the concrete steps that led up to it. 

All his worries vanished instantly once he saw your gorgeous face poke out from behind the door, offering him a bright and welcoming smile. “Oh my god, Shoyo! It’s been so long, come on in!” you laughed, wrapping him in a tight embrace. Hinata’s hands found the small of your back, gently caressing the thin fabric of your baby tee. “I missed you,” you softly spoke, squeezing his muscular torso with all your might.

After a bit, Hinata pulled away from the hug, finding the sun blaring on his back a welcome but annoying presence. You led him inside and ushered him to sit on your couch, ensuring everything was right. “Oh, did you want something to drink? I know you walked here. I’m sorry. I should have just called a cab…” you rubbed your temple, mumbling swear words under your breath as you waltzed into your kitchen. “Shoyo, honey, do you want lemonade or ginger ale? I also have diet sodas!”

Hinata choked on nothing as you called him honey, covering it up with a cough. “U-uh, lemonade is fine! Thanks!” he massaged his throat, the tips of his ears turning faintly pink. Shit, if you were gonna keep calling him sweet words all day, it would only be a matter of time until he was pinning your hands above your head and making you see stars. At least, that’s what he hoped to achieve. He didn’t want just anyone to be his first. He wanted it to be you.

He thanked you for the lemonade, admiring the taste, and brought the cup to his lips. “Oh wow, this is really good. What brand is it?”

“Oh, I made it myself,” you smiled crookedly.

“Even better,” Hinata winked, unaware of what he was doing. “It’s been so long since I’ve had good lemonade, you know? Don’t get me wrong, their drinks in Brazil are amazing, but nothing can ever really beat lemonade.”

“What’s Brazil like?” you innocently asked, scooting further down the couch closer to Hinata. “I haven’t left the country.”

Hinata set the glass of lemonade on the coffee table. “Oh, it’s beautiful. It’s so tropical and lovely, and the locals love me. But that’s just because I play for their team,” he chuckled. “The language was tough to learn at first, but I eventually got the hang of it.”

“I’ll bet. Portuguese sounds like a hard language to learn,” you cross your arms over your chest, inadvertently pushing your breasts together. The baby tee you wore was cut just right to show off a bit of your cleavage, which drove Hinata wild. He would have pounced on you if he had been more immature and ripped that shirt clean. He could always buy you a new one. 

“It’s actually kind of pretty,” he smiled, tapping his fingers against the couch.

“Can you say something in Portuguese?” your eyes sparkle with curiosity, leaning towards Hinata. “Pretty please? I wanna know what it sounds like.”

Fuck. You looked so damn pretty like that, so eager for him. Hinata paused for a moment, opening his mouth. “Eu acho você incrivelmente linda. Você me deixa louco.” Hinata smirked to himself. It was the perfect plan. He could say whatever he wanted, and you would have no idea what it meant.

“What does that mean?” you tilted your head to the side, your hair falling out of its braid. 

Hinata reached for your braid and pushed the loose strands behind your ear. “Uh, it means I like your shirt.” he nodded in mock assurance. 

“Oh wow, that’s a pretty long sentence for just a compliment,” you took a sip of your lemonade, leaving lipgloss on the glass brim. “I guess it’s just a different language. Can you say something else?”

Hinata nodded and subtly wrapped his arm around your shoulder. “Uh, this is a traditional Brazilian custom for when you’re seeing someone for the first time in a while.” he glanced down at your eyes, wanting to swim in them.

“Eu preciso te foder,” he mumbled in a low tone. “Tenho desejado que você seja meu primeiro desde nosso terceiro ano.” his thumb brushed across your lower lip.

“Shoyo…?” you questioned, looking up at him with confused eyes. “You’re acting different…did something happen in Brazil?”

Hinata shook his head. “Nothing bad happened to me,” he pulled his thumb away. “I just matured, I guess.”

“And you got taller,” you squeaked, paying extra attention to how his compression shirt showed off his toned and muscular body. “A-and, uh, more buff. Your girlfriend must be lucky.” your voice trailed off, your eyes deciding to focus on the lemonade glasses. 

Hinata shook his head. “I don’t have a girlfriend. I didn’t want one when I played during the season. My coach says it would be a bad idea.” his eyes never left your blushing face. “So, I guess we’re both single.”

“I guess so,”

He thought for a moment. “Do you want to know what I just said in Portuguese?” he heard you mumble in agreement. “I said,” he bent down to reach your ear level. “I need to fuck you. I’ve wanted you to be my first since our third year.”

Your pupils blew out as his words reverberated in your ears, your thighs squeezing together. Was this the same Shoyo Hinata that you went to high school with? “Shoyo,” you breathed, gasping slightly as he quickly pulled you into his lap.

“Please,” he whispered, lazily trailing kissed down your cheek and onto your neck. “You don’t know how badly I missed you, pretty girl.” he stopped his wet kisses, squeezing your hips. “Didn’t stop thinking about you for a second. You’re always on my mind.”

“Fuck, Shoyo,” you wrapped your arms around his neck, pushing your chest against his own. “Have you really been thinking about me like that?”

“You have no fucking idea,” he moaned into your neck, nipping at your flesh. “I fucked my fist to the thought of you so many times. I can’t even get off unless I imagine it’s you.” he groaned as you ground down onto his lap. His lips brushed against yours, aching to taste that gloss. “Please, be my first. It’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

You shuddered. “Okay,” 

Hinata’s eyes roared with a passionate fire as he claimed your lips instantly, the kiss being wild and untamed. You gasped, parting your lips, allowing Hinata’s tongue to delve inside your mouth, happily exploring every inch shamelessly. His hands wandered down to your ass. Any restraint he had melted away as he took a nice handful of your ass, squeezing it roughly. Your hands found purchase in his unkempt red hair, tugging on any curl you could manage.

He groaned into your mouth, slapping your ass shamelessly. “Fuck, keep doing that,” he commanded, biting down mercilessly on those perfectly plump lips. You whined in agreement, tugging harshly on one strand near the crown of his head. He trailed sloppy, wet kisses down your neck until he found the spot that made you squeal so nicely. His teeth sank onto the skin, sucking it like a starving vampire until an ugly purple bruise began to bloom. 

His hands picked you off of his lap and threw you to the other side of the wide couch, his muscular body quickly crowding around you as his lips crashed against yours once more in a scorching, desperate onslaught. “Please,” he whimpered against your lips. “Please let me fuck you, baby. I gotta know how it feels.” his hands slipped past the hem of your leggings, massaging your clothed core. “D’ya want me to do something down here, hm? Tell me what y’want, please. Lemme make you feel good.”

“Shoyo,” you kissed his cheek, bucking your hips onto his palm. “Can y’finger me, please? Wan’ feel your tongue.”

Holy fuck, Hinata could cum just from your words. He eagerly nodded and pulled his hand from your core, the slightest hint of slick on his fingertips. “Take that shit off right now,” he demanded, his cock painfully hard underneath his jeans. 

You scrambled off of the couch, tossing your leggings and panties aside. Fuck, you were wearing pretty orange ones today, too. Did you plan that? He wondered if your bra was orange as well. “And take that top off. Lemme see those tits.” 

His hands reached up and ripped your shirt off, exposing your pretty orange bra for him. Hell yes, he was right. “Shit,” Hinata groaned, biting down on his lower lip. “Now, the bra, please. I wanna see my pretty girl's tits.”

You giggled in response, unclasping your bra from behind. It dropped to the floor, revealing you in all of your naked glory. You sat back on the couch and spread your legs, propping yourself up with your elbows. The sight of your glistening heat drove Hinata mad, he just had to get a taste.

“I wanna see you too,” you begged, your eyes sparkling. “I wanna see what all that time in Brazil turned you into.”

He happily obliged, taking a moment to remove his compression shirt and jeans. They were tossed aside on the coffee table, making a mess. Hinata proudly displayed himself for you, tan lines, and everything. He was sculpted like a Greek god, and the freckles across his body added to his beauty. “D’ya like what you see?” he flexed his bicep.

“So fucking much,” you felt yourself get wetter at the sight. “Please, Shoyo, c’mere and make me feel good with your tongue. I-I can teach you if you want.”

“Fucking please,” Hinata groaned, kneeling between your legs while using his strong arms to hold them apart. “You’re fucking dripping for me, y’know that? Did you want this as badly as I did, pretty girl?” he kissed your inner thigh.

You nodded. “Yeah, so fucking much. D’ya know how to eat pussy?”

“I did once,” Hinata spoke against your other thigh, kissing it. “I was really good at it for a virgin.”

“Shoyo,” you whimpered. “Stop talking now and eat my pussy.”

“Yes, ma’am, whatever you want,” his cock twitched in his boxers. Did he like being told what to do? He buried his face in between your legs, eagerly lapping at your folds. He flattened his tongue so expertly that it was apparent he had done this more than once. His tongue made rapid zig-zagging motions across your fold, stopping to happily suck at your clit. Your hands again flung to his hair, the orange curls nestling between your fingers.

“Shoyo, fuck!” you cried, arching your back into the couch.

“Fuck baby, if you say my name like that, I’m gonna cum in my boxers,” he mumbled into your pussy, snickering as you let out another pornographic moan. Hinata became frenzied, lapping and sucking and licking at anything he could. He began spelling his name with the tip of his tongue, which he knew you liked because you came on his tongue moments after he finished spelling ‘S-H-O-Y-O.’

“Fuck,” his mouth glistened with your release. He tugged his boxers down to his ankles, letting his throbbing cock smack against his hard abs. “Do you have a condom?”

“N-no,” you shook, still coming down from your high.

“Can I fuck you without one? I’ll buy you the morning-after pill,” he was so desperate he was shaking. Holy fuck, it was finally happening. He was about to lose his virginity to you. 

“Fuck, Shoyo!” you whined in annoyance. “Just fuck me already, we can talk about this after!”

Hell, he didn’t need to be told that twice. His hands caged you into his body, your legs being pushed up against your chest. The throbbing tip of his cock prodded at your entrance, precum leaking from the tip. Hinata hissed as he pushed himself in, relishing in how your pussy tried so hard to take his massive girth. “Holy shit, you’re so fucking tight. M-maybe I, fuck, maybe I should have fingered you or something.”

“You’re so fucking huge,” you whimpered, your hands scratching at his toned back as you struggled to take his size. “Holy fuck, you’ve been concealing that monster for how long?”

“For a while, baby,” he sighed as he finally bottomed out, his cockhead brushing against your cervix. “Fuck, I can’t hold back. I’m sorry, pretty girl,” Hinata hooked your legs under his arms and pulled his cock almost out before slamming it back inside you again, earning a delicious shriek of pleasure from your lips. 

“So. Fucking. Tight.” he punctuated his words with a thrust, his balls slapping against the cleft of your ass as he drilled his length into you. The front of his thighs met the back of yours over and over again, creating a beautiful melody. “‘Been wanting this f’so fucking long, oh my God.” his head was tossed back, nostrils flaring each time your gummy walls sucked him deeper inside. 

Your entire body was trembling as Hinata used you like a human fleshlight, ruining your cunt for anyone else for a while. Was he really a virgin, or did he fuck like this because he had too much energy? Your hair created the perfect messy halo above your head, your mouth slightly agape with the constant wanton moans being ripped from your chest. 

His blazing brown eyes landed at the sight of your bouncing tits, his hand roughly grabbing one. His thumb ran over the pert nipple, squeezing it. “There are my fuckin’ tits, m’gonna mark them later.”

Hinata choked back a whimper as he was on the ledge of his climax, his hips moving like they had a mind of their own. His breathing was erratic, chest falling up and down as his cock twitched deep inside your cunt. “Shit, m’gonna fucking cum inside of you. Take it all, fucking take it.” he let out a strangled gasp as he painted your walls white with his seed, gasping sharply. 

“Oh fuck,” his head was thrown back, his hips slowly fucking the rest of his orgasm into you. “Oh my god,” Hinata’s face was so incredibly flushed, the baby hairs sticking to his forehead. 

The opposite hitter let go of your legs and collapsed on top of you, nuzzling his face into your neck. “Y’okay?” he grumbled, squeezing your breast. 

“I’m fine, Shoyo,” you breathed out, still recovering. “That was fucking incredible. Were you lying to me about being a virgin?” you raised an eyebrow in suspicion. 

“Nuh-uh,” he kissed your neck. “I was a virgin until five seconds ago. Sorry for not lasting as long as you wanted me to.”

“I actually liked it,” you rubbed his bicep. “Some guys keep going for so long that eventually it becomes painful. It only really hurt when you shoved yourself into me.”

“Sorry about that,” Hinata reached up to kiss your lips. “I was just really excited, that’s all. You know I flew here just for you, right?”

Your heart softened. “Aw, really? You missed me that much?”

He nodded. “Of course I did. I missed you ever since our last day of high school.”

“You’re such a sweetheart,” you kissed his cheek. “Hey…d’ya wanna stay with me while you’re in town instead of that crappy hotel?”

“Could I really?” his pupils were blown out. 

“Yeah, don’t be silly.” 

“I’ll go back there and get my things!” Hinata practically jumped off the couch, scrambling to get his clothes on. “Oh, uh, I’ll also get you the morning-after pill.” he chuckled, stumbling as he put his flip-flop on. 

“You’re such a dork,” you grabbed a random throw blanket and bundled yourself up, resting on a throw pillow. “But you’re cute, so it’s okay.”

“I’m your dork now,” he flashed you a smile. “I’ll be back soon, okay? Don’t miss me too much!” he walked out the door, smiling. 

Suddenly, Hinata didn’t seem so homesick anymore.

[kazvha]

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Summary: random birthday headcanons

Including: Various characters from genshin, bsd, hq, knb, eleceed, jjk, aot, bllk, op, hxh, fire force, mtp, valorant, resident evil, ff7

He's the sweetest thing ever. The night before your birthday, he decided to bake your favorite birthday cake without any prior knowledge. He honestly didn't expect to stay up the whole night. It took hours until the cake looked appealing and the result was still messy, but it's the thought that counts, right?

The next day he surprised you with the finished cake and some balloons in your favorite colors.

"Happy birthday love! Let's make the most out of today."

-

"Shit I forgot to taste the cake-"

"Did you say something?"

"No babe." 😊

- Wriothesley, Wanderer, Xiao, Yoru, Iso, Geto, Eren, Kayden, Sigma, Chuuya, Chigiri, Karasu, Benimaru, Vulcan, Zoro, Chris, Sherlock, Moran, Kageyama, Sawamura, Daishou, Suna, Kagami, Aomine

He thinks that there's no better way to celebrate your birthday than celebrating your birth with your loved ones. So he planned a whole birthday party for you and invited all your friends. You make his life so much brighter and he wanted to give you something back.

"There is our star of the evening!! Tonight's gonna be your night! Come on everybody, let's sing!"

- Gaming, Kaeya, Lyney, Phoenix, Gekko, Jean, Connie, Reo, Itadori, Ace, Carlos, Zack, Albert, Kuroo, Terushima, Atsumu, Sugawara, Kise

He made your birthday present all by himself. He picked out all his favorite pictures of you in his gallery and printed them out in a store. Then he bought a new scrapbook and carefully decorated each page of the book with pictures, some stickers, and a few doodles. He even wrote down his thoughts, inside jokes, and genuine comments and compliments. He hopes you'll like it. On the first page, he wrote:

"I love your smile in this picture. You know, your smile is actually something I look forward to every day. Happy Birthday. Let's create more happy moments together."

- Armin, Albedo, Kazuha, Kaveh, Leon, Sova, Kunikida, Isagi, Hiori, Choso, Cloud, William, Louis, Kenma, Muse, Akaashi, Aran, Osamu, Kuroko, Midorima, Ogun

You woke up to your boyfriend pressing soft kisses all over your face and singing Happy Birthday for you. To your dismay, his voice sounded horrible! You still appreciated his effort though and gave him a tight & loving hug.

"haPPY BirtHday To YoUu, HaPpy BirThDAy tO yOuUuUuuU!"

- Gojo, Itto, Ayato, Heizou, Dazai, Atsushi, Bachira, Shidou, Aiku, Luffy, Sanji, Shanks, Sabo, Hisoka, Inhyuk, Reno, Oikawa, Hinata, Nishinoya, Lev, Bokuto, Tendou, Arthur

"Get into your prettiest outfit, we're going out." He takes you on a shopping stroll and buys you literally everything.

"Today is a special day darling. Take everything you want, you deserve it."

The day ends with a hearty meal in your favorite restaurant. He takes your hand in his and rubs his thumb over your knuckles.

"I hope you could enjoy yourself thoroughly today."

- Childe, Diluc, Zhongli, Neuvillette, Alhaitham, Kartein, Fyodor, Sephiroth, Levi, Chamber, Barou, Rin, Sae, Nanami, Law, Kid, Chrollo, Iwaizumi, Ushijima, Sakusa, Kita, Akashi