#happy birthday speedwagon

[c-nstellati-ns]

IF YOU WOULD BE MY LOVE… — fic

author’s note — happy birthday babygirl 💖💖🫶🏾🫶🏾💋💋 word count — 1.2k featuring — robert e.o. speedwagon CW — NSFW CONTENT, drinking, slight exhibitionism, getting caught, more of a lime than anything, not proof read

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MDNI. 18+ CONTENT BELOW, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Going out to celebrate Robert’s birthday to a bar had been a last minute decision you both had to admit, but it was certainly a good one in the end.

Many of his friends had been there, all there to celebrate his 26th and how much he’s achieved in such little time. You hadn’t been sure if they would show up, but were pleasantly surprised to see how Robert’s face brightened with that little gap in his teeth. It made your heart all aflutter to see him so joyful like this.

The bar was packed full to the brim, drinks being passed out to everyone there, courtesy of one Jonathan Joestar who unfortunately couldn’t be there that night. Robert took full advantage of the practically unlimited drinks, while you stuck by his side the entire night mostly sober just in case he got too rowdy. The night was wonderful, you did have to admit… but all good things had to come to an end.

Robert slumped against you, his long locks brushed against your cheek as he slurred under his breath, “Iii llovee youu…”

“I love you too, Robbie. C’mon, let’s get out of here.” He pushed closer to you and you helped him up, waving goodbye to the others. You were glad you both left when you did because my goodness, Speedwagon could get touchy when he was drunk— you would have hated to have anyone see him gently caressing your sides and pressing his lips to your neck like that. You knew that he would eventually get like this but perhaps it’s because it's his birthday, he felt a little more loveydovey with you.

Maybe you could have a little fun with this, you thought to yourself. Gently leading Robert into a shady alleyway, making sure that no one had followed either of you there. Thankfully, it was quite late at night so you weren’t too worried.

Speedwagon looked up at you, a small smile on his face as he managed to mutter out, “Interesting place to be in, don’t you think? I thought you wanted to head home?” He says quietly, but immediately leaning into your touch when you wrapped your arms around his waist.

“Hmm… I suppose so,” you hum, “But I also suppose we could have a little fun before we go.”

You pressed a kiss to his neck, listening to the soft groan that slipped through his lips. You slipped a hand underneath his coat, carefully unbuttoning anything you could get your hands on. He wrapped his arms around your neck a little tighter as he pulled you in for a deeper kiss, tempting you a bit by licking your bottom lip and letting his own mouth fall open for you to properly ravage. You readily took his offer and slipped your tongue into his mouth, smirking slightly at the sound of his whimper. You could taste the cherry bourbon on his lips.

Speedwagon always got so sensitive with you whenever you started getting touchy with him, you loved it. You trailed a hand up to his hair, running a hand through the blond locks gently before roughly tugging. Robert pulled back from the kiss from that, a deep groan rumbling throughout his chest. You pressed another kiss to his lips before mouthing down his neck, nipping at his Adam’s apple before going down even further and making it to his collarbone. You had gotten most of his shirt undone at this point, so to see that pale skin blooming with blue and purple from your teeth— it was certainly a sight.

“Haah— wh-wh…wait- w-what if someone sees us?” Robert finally manages to spit out, but that thought pretty much vanishes the moment your fingers brush against his nipple and his knees nearly buckle underneath his own weight. “[Name]-“ He whines out, oh so softly… it makes you lean in and press a kiss to the scar on his cheek.

“Don’t worry, love. Everything will be just fine. And besides… You seem to be enjoying the thought of potentially being caught, aren’t you?” You say with a soft laugh, and your hand teasingly goes lower, brushing against his crotch where he is painfully hard in his dress pants. His pale cheeks blush even harder than before, his panting growing heavier as he attempts to look away from you. You were always so on point sometimes, it annoyed him.

Robert attempted to try and get you to remove at least your button down, but you gently held his wrists and kissed his hand, “Not yet. It’s your birthday, not mine, darling.” He pouted at this but stopped… for now. To make up for his disappointment, you pressed him harder against the wall and slipped your thigh between his own. He let out another soft noise, leaning his head back against the brick as he ground down as best he could against your leg, now more determined to chase his release more than anything.

You kept biting down onto whatever exposed flesh you could get your teeth on and playing with those sensitive pink buds of his, you adored all the little noises he would let out. He could do nothing but grip at your shoulders, fistfuls of your coat as you kept him up from collapsing then and there.

“My gorgeous boy… I’m so proud of you, I’m so lucky to have you be mine.” There was a choked sob from him at your words.

“P-please— [Name]- Oh god-“ Robert could barely get a word out, too interrupted by his own whimpers and moans. You already knew what this meant, capturing his lips to quiet him down a little bit. Your hands kept roaming throughout his body, groping his pecs, slipping your fingers into his pants, keeping him close… until a voice stopped you.

“Are you boys alright?”

That seems to immediately sober Speedwagon up and get you to properly cover him up with your coat. You quickly fixed your own hair and turned around, looking at a constable who flashed a lantern at you both. You smiled and nodded, “Yes, we’re doing alright! My friend here has had a bit too much drinking and I was just taking him home. It’s his birthday after all.”

Speedwagon clung to you and your coat, leaning in close and pressing his lips into a flat line when he felt you grabbing his ass despite the constable being Right There. His cheeks were practically on fire, but you were sure that it would be passed off as an effect of the alcohol.

The man looked at you both and nodded, “Alright, do get home safe. Happy birthday.” Speedwagon couldn’t help but smile sheepishly and wave at the constable as he left.

You both let out a deep sigh and Robert shook his head, “Never again.” Even in his drunken state, he knew this was risky. But even with what he said, you leaned in and captured his lips roughly again. You lightly bit down on the lower one before pulling away.

“We’ll finish this at home, eh? Happy birthday, my love.” You winked at him, snickering at the absolutely flabbergasted look on his face as you helped him look somewhat decent. He pouted and gently punched your shoulder, but silly giggles erupted from the both of you.

Robert leaned up and kissed your cheek softly, “Thank you for this, sweets.”

Safe to say, he had quite the splending birthday and night with you that year.

NOW PLAYING — butterflies, michael jackson…

[leftsidebonfire]

HOLY SHIT TODAY IS SPEEDWAGON'S BIRTHDAY?!?!??!?!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELOVED

[spaceunderscorecowboyy]

i have put more thought and energy into describing the entire plot of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure from memory on a Discord voice call than I have into about 80% of my academic assignments this year.

This information scares me

[grimcrow]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SPEEDY BOY!!! He deserves a sweet treat.. a British delicacy.. caterpillar cake..

[jonawagonvampslayers]

happy birthday Speedwagon!

I stood up all night doing historical fashion research and drawing this and my back hurts and I have a appointment in 8 hours so I should go to bed

Artwork by me

Ow

[northwestofinsanity]

Reflected hands in action!

[r26yz]

Happy Bithday Jonathan Joestar!

(also hang in there Mista!!)

[strawberry-metal]

It’s Speedwagon’s birthday, and I wasn’t able to make a pic until now lol. Happy birthday Speedwagon! Thank you for creating the foundation! :D

I found a rip of best waifu from Diamond Records, so I decided to use that model here. Does anyone remember that game? JoJo app games seem cursed to end within like, four years. There’s not one left and it makes me very sad, as I really enjoyed Diamond Records, and Pitter Patter Pop was a comfort to me. I also enjoyed the art from Stardust Shooters. Alot of the time I find myself wanting to fiddle with something on my phone besides moecanchange, but I don’t anything like PPP anymore. u.u I hope someone out there managed to at least preserve all of the models from Diamond Records before we lost the game. The models were all so pretty, and it would be a damn shame if they were all just lost media now! Um, is that the right term? Lost media? Or is it lost art? I dunno-

ANYWAY I’M NOSTALGIC TONIGHT AND I MISS JOJO APP GAMES, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPEEDWEED LOL

Speedwagon model: Bandai Namco Entertainment and MijumaruNr1

Skydome: MMDAnimatio357

Effects:

BBBmask: bbbbit

Simplesoftshadow: Beamman

Ikchromatic edit: KitsuneNoKiba

Ikclut Adjustment: original by ikeno, edit by chestnutscoop (Used coolx2)

Manga lines: harigane

Diffusion7: Sovoro

IKclut Aesthetic: Original by ikeno, edited by scarleth02 (used moonlight)

[bohemianblasphemy]

we’re goin ta need more of that birthday blurb. and then what happen? i didn’t request it but softy butcher is a need!! so pretty please tell us what happens next?

you want more, i’ll give you more ✨

“now… let’s get this night started. what do you wanna eat?” Butcher looked at you as he pulled out his phone.

“oooh… there’s this thai restaurant that’s open late, let’s do that one.” you smiled up at him. “consider it done…” he passed you his phone, letting you enter what you wanted before passing it back to him so he could get his and order.

He set the table as you placed the CD he made for you in your music player, hearing Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Second Hand News’ commence through the speakers.

“Good song choice Billy…” you gleamed, moving your body to the beat. He chuckled, watching you from afar. “thought you might like it…”

The atmosphere in the apartment was perfect, soft chatter and laughter mixed in with Billys CD echoed throughout the room. Billy’s phone went off indicating that the food had arrived, excusing himself in the meantime.

Upon returning carrying plastic bags he prepared the spread of your meals on the table, before digging in. Little conversation was had, being in his presence mixed the soft volume of music made the silence comforting - exchanged soft smiles and glances were made between you both.

As you finished your meals, Billy’s phone buzzed on the table. Flipping over the phone to see the caller ID, Butcher kept a poker face and turned to you.

“Give me one minute love… i’ll be back in a jiffy.” he winked, before getting up to take the call outside of your door in the hallway. You nodded, standing up to clear the empty plates and plastic containers along the table.

He was gone for about 5 minutes, you opened the front door to find he wasn’t outside talking to whoever called him, which was concerning.

You walked back inside to sit on the couch, the CD starting to play ‘Can’t Fight This Feeling’ by REO Speedwagon, making you smile softly - you loved that song, sitting there humming along to it quietly before the rattle of the door knob interrupted you.

The door flung open as Billy walked in once more, in hand was a white square cardboard box.

“Bill, what is that?” you questioned, standing back up to walk to him. He flips open the lid of the box. he had order a cake for you- adorned in delicate chocolate decorations and ‘Happy Birthday’ iced on top. After pulling out some candles, Butcher lit them with his lighter.

always full of surprises isn’t he?

“You ordered a cake?!”

“Course I did, love. Can’t have a proper birthday without cake, right?” he watched your smile grow as you looked at the now lit up cake, admiring it.

“don’t expect me to do a Marilyn Monroe style happy birthday though yeah?” he smirked, listening to your laugh. You rolled your eyes before blowing the wicks out, watching the small trail of smoke curl into the air.

“Billy…” you turned to him, seeing the usual tough exterior crack before you as he gives you a bona fide smile- adoring his ruggedly handsome face.

“You made this night amazing… thank you, it means so much to me.” your arms wrapped around him once more, which he welcomed with pleasure. Placing a soft kiss to your forehead, he replied; “You deserve it sweetness…”

A soft blush crept along your cheeks as his lisp pressed to your forehead.

“well, shall we have a slice? this cake looks delicious…” you asked, looking up at him.

“great idea love…”

[soupbabe]

i'm feeling very squishy rn so i'd just like to ask for hcs about avdol, narancia, and speedwagon having a gn s/o who can sew well and makes little plushies. i've found a new hobby and i think it'd be a sweet prompt for some of my favorite characters y'know

JoJo Characters being Given a Handmade Plush!

Featuring: Muhammad Avdol, Narancia Ghirga, Robert EO Speedwagon

This is such a cute request idea!! Best choice of characters too for this omg

Muhammad Avdol

- Omg it's even better if it's made during the events of part 3

- He saw you hand sewing time to time during the journey, and of course he got curious about it

- Though you stayed aloof, only answering with yes and no's, or the answering in full when it wasn't about the project itself

- When you were done, you waited until you were alone with Muhammad in a hotel to gift him a plush of Magician's Red

- It was a bit awkward using what fabric you had with you and having to go off of memory, but his stand looked so huggable you just had to recreate it

- Muhammad is so greatful, he keeps the small plush in an inner pocket of his robe, right up next to him at all times

- He finds your craftsmanship impressive, your admiration of him and his stand is unforgettable!!

- You're sure to leave him breathless and flattered

Narancia Ghirga

- Ever since he found out you could sew plushies he's been asking for one

- "Please Y/n! Can you make me a dog!! A big one too!" "Okay, but it'll cost you." "Nevermind.."

- Yeah he's a little cheap and doesn't fully understand the time and money that goes into these

- But imagine surprising him with a big bulldog plush for his birthday!!

- He's looking back at you and the stuffed animal to see if you're pranking him. That this is a real, free, Y/n-made bulldog.

- Narancia is going to lunge out at you in a hug !! All you hear from him is a string of "thank yous" and "this is so cool"

- Maybe afterwards he might ask you to teach him your ways

- But that dream is killed when he got mad at not knowing how to thread the machine and rage quit

Robert EO Speedwagon

- Great idea: a teddy bear for a teddy bear of a man

- If you give him a hand sewn plush he's going to tear up

- Speedwagon is such a sentimental guy, seeing you spend so much labor on him he needs to put it on a special shelf in his home immediately

- If anything happened to it, he's going to take it personally

- Your gift means the world to him!!

- Brings him back to his own childhood, he didn't get a lot of toys growing up so he latches onto what he's been given

- It's in Speedwagon's nature to repay you in some way

- Whether he buys you a fancy dinner or he cleans your space, Robert refuses to "just accept" a gift. He wants to make you happy too

[vava-blin]

Happy birthday to the man, the legend, THE jobro Robert E. O. Speedwagon!

Here’s a smooch from Jonathan ‘cause we all know it’d be a perfect gift for him

Speedwagon had to stand on a small stool to get in this position btw..

[earthbovndmisfit]

A little something something I made to celebrate Speedwagon's birthday this year 💖💖💖 I didn't forget about his bday at all, I just haven't been feeling very well in a long while 🥹 (started working on this piece in late September but only until now I could finally finish it.. rip)

Anyways, almost a week late but still: Happy 160th birthday, Speedwagon! 🥳🎉

[jortsjoestar]

an unexpected turn of events. a monstrous transformation come too soon. a shared secret between an unlikely trio. a bizarre adventure far greater than anything they could have possibly fathomed. and the blossoming of deep seeded ties that will ultimately bind a young boy to the very people he had once set out to eradicate.

who would have ever thought a single punch could change the course of history for these tentative allies?

updating every few weeks!

HAPPY... -checks calendar- monday? October? It's been a couple months folks but Inferno and I are back again, on this most holy of days (Speedwagon's birthday) to bring you the next installment of A Thousand Answers! Things are drawing to a close soon but we hope you enjoy the final stretch!

[sundove88]

Night at The Museum (Sundove88’s Version) Casting

This is a Birthday present for @thehyperrequiem! Happy B Day!

Dreamer Joe Puddy thinks he's destined for something big but his imaginative ideas never pay off and in desperate need of a job, he accepts to be a security guard at the Natural History Museum. During his watch, Joe makes a startling discovery. Thanks to the unleashing of an Egyptian curse, the museum's characters spring to life after the building closes. Joe must find a way to save the chaotic situation.

Once the night guard at the Museum of Natural History, Joe Puddy is now a successful purveyor of infomercial products. Soon after learning that his museum friends have been shipped to the Smithsonian Institution, Joe receives a distress call from Arthur Morgan, who warns him that four of history's greatest villains have come to life and are planning to take over the Smithsonian first, then the world. Joe joins forces with friends old and new to stop the quartet's nefarious plans.

When the exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum start behaving strangely, Joe Puddy -- now the director of nighttime operations -- must find out the cause. He learns that the Tablet, which magically brings Speedwagon, Arthur Morgan, and the other exhibits to life at night, has started to decay. Joe, along with his son and museum friends, must travel to London's British Museum to learn how to prevent the Tablet's magic from disappearing.

Joe Puddy as Larry Daley (Poptropica)

Robert E. O. Speedwagon as Teddy Roosevelt (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elaine Puddy as Rebecca Hutman (Poptropica)

Edgar as Nicky Daley (Poptropica)

Eclair Cookie as Dr. McPhee (Cookie Run)

Ganondorf as Cecil Fredricks (The Legend of Zelda)

Licorice Cookie as Reginald (Cookie Run)

Poison Mushroom Cookie as Gus (Cookie Run)

Arthur Morgan as Jedediah (Red Dead Redemption)

Mixmaster and Scrapper as Themselves/Larry’s Friends (Transformers Animated)

Gohdan as The Moa Head (The Legend of Zelda)

Cal Suresh as Octavius (Balan Wonderworld)

Sana Hudson as Sacajawea (Balan Wonderworld)

King Dedede as Attila The Hun (Kirby)

Yoshi as Rexy (Mario)

Pikachu as Dexter (Pokemon)

Yugi Moto as Ahkmenrah (Yugioh)

Fiibo Fiddlepie as Christopher Columbus (Bugsnax)

Tart as Joan of Arc (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Medli as Amelia Earhart (The Legend of Zelda)

Marik Ishtar as Kahmunrah (Yugioh)

The Major as Ivan the Terrible (Hellsing)

Affogato Cookie as Napoleon (Cookie Run)

Muzan Kibutsuji as Al Capone (Demon Slayer)

Escargoon as Brundon (Kirby)

Daroach as General George A. Custer (Kirby)

Alolan Raichu as Able The Space Monkey (Pokemon)

Leon as Abraham Lincoln (Pokemon)

Boom Boom as Oscar The Grouch (Mario)

Colress as Darth Vader (Pokemon)

Ug as Laaa (Luigi’s Mansion 3)

Tea Knight Cookie as Sir Lancelot (Cookie Run)

Tatiana as Tilly (No Straight Roads)

Bowser as Merenkahre (Mario)

Golden Cheese Cookie as Shepseheret (Cookie Run)

Birdo as Trixie (Mario)

Cygnus Hyoga as Garuda (Saint Seiya)

Rayquaza as The Xiangliu (Pokemon)

Zhongli as Hugh Jackman (Genshin Impact)

Qiqi as Alice Eve (Genshin Impact)

Stone Kirby as The Pompeii Bust (Kirby)

Whew, that was a big one! Happy B-Day, @thehyperrequiem! Anyways; here’s your hint for the next casting:

🐼☯️🥋

[yahoo201027]

October 16: Happy Birthday to friend and ally of the Joestar Family (Jonathan during Phantom Blood and Joseph during Battle Tendency) and founder and owner of the Speedwagon Foundation up until his death, the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure character of Robert E.O. Speedwagon.

[northwestofinsanity]

Neal Doughty is too funny in this article... I hope he's still doing well in his touring retirement