#happy fucken birthday lmao

[cloverchronicles]

i never know how to get it across to people that i fucken LOVE givin lil’ gifts and treats and doing nice things to make someone’s day better/special without coming across as like,,,,i guess fucking weird or overbearing lol.

like when i want to get newer friends or even like, acquaintances with whom i always have delightful interactions, a small treat or gift for a birthday or whatever, they’re always like “no i’m fine!” “you don’t have to do that!” “you dont need to go out of your way, im okay!”

and it’s like nooooooooo i know you don’t need a gift or expect a treat/gift but i want to give you one! it makes me happy when u get a lil present that makes your day sparkle a bit more. i want to!

but my issue is i know some people genuinely don’t like receiving gifts/might feel uncomfortable receiving gifts from people they aren’t very close to. cause i can understand that someone might worry that maybe i’ve misinterpreted our very casual connection as a deeper relationship, when really im just fucken WILD for lil’ presents.

so i never wanna give someone a gift when they genuinely would prefer not to get one! but ive found many people are happy to receive them, we just all tend to insist that its not necessary and we don’t need one. and its hard for me to sus out the difference sometimes! (cause i dont wanna like, interrogate you lmao)

so now when i ask about someone’s favorite sweets or mention giving them a gift or w/e and they say “i really don’t need anything! it’s okay :)” “you don’t have to do that!” a couple times, i just say like “if you’d rather i didn’t get/make you anything that’s totally fine! but otherwise i would be delighted to treat you :)” and it seems to work

this was rlly long sorry but im excited to think of a birthday treat for my downstairs neighbor today (i have confirmed she would be very happy to receive something, just doesn’t want me to feel obligated. little does she know i am obligated,,,,, by my sick perverted desire to disperse love and sweet treats to nice folks. this fuels me)

anyways if ur still reading this i love you thanks :) i talk too much and this was genuinely the edited down version of this nothing thought

[cabbagestrand]

Akko surprising Diana for her birthday? 🥳

hows this for a surprise?

[speakercrab666]

me: hm, might play a spot of animal crossing before bed :)

four o’clock in the fucking morning:

[crushcandles]

Hello my horror friend I want to wish you a HAPPY FUCKEN BIRTHDAY filled with all the things you want and your favourite characters being filled with all the things you want too

My lovely friend, my horror co-watcher/co-screamer, thank you!!

and lmao at the last line! there are a number of people I want to see filled with things, which I will now ponder. Deeply.

(can't wait for our next movie night/morning!)

[delicrieux]

Babe pls,,, today is my birthday,,, release pt 2,,, jk lol ilysm!! Ty for this fucken delicious birthday present that is part 1. I'm thirsting over corpse so much bc if u lmao ILY 💖

happy birthday!!!!! 💗💞❤️🤍💓🦋✨

[natboomwoah]

ugh i literally fucken love you lmao happy birthday to another virgo i’ll never have 💓

[kappa-tiger]

I was tagged by @merryweather0708, thanks ! rules: we’re snooping on your playlist. set your entire library on shuffle and report the first 10 songs that pop up, then choose 10 victims. ♦ Stromae - Papaoutai ♦ Fifth Harmony - Top Down ♦ Imany feat. Filatov & Karas - Don't be so shy ♦ Fleetwood Mac - Big Love ♦ BTS - Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) ♦ Время и Стекло - На Стиле ♦ CL - Hello Bitches ♦ CHVRCHES - Lies ♦ Blackpink - Ddu du ddu du ♦ Jackson Wang - Papillon single or taken: single who are u dating: i TOLD u i'm single but honestly I don't want to date anyone rn full name: hm i don't really like my last name that sounds very very French (ending in -iart) and first name is Clotilde nickname: Clo, Clot, Cloclo... actually no one seems to settle down one nickname haha battery percentage: 40%, charging (yes it's cheating) do you miss ur last relationship: well if i had one i wouldnt miss it cuz i think id have good reasons to break up ex you would take back: hOw mAnY tImEs,,,, jk i would take back tom hardy babe come back to me lmao crush’s name: wouldnt call it a crush but there is a current famous guy that i admire and find handsome, the one and only jackson wang iphone or android: android, apple can suck my ass (obv its a joke) last person i texted: my sister? Or my best friend who wished me a happy birthday ❤️ last song i’ve heard: Snoop Dogg - Sweat (2010s vibes) guy best friend: hm i have three and i cant choose girl best friend: hm i have two and i cant choose biggest fear: toads, failure, insects especially wasps, losing a member of my family unexpectedly.... This started out as really stupid and got dark quickly lmao favorite color: ive always loved green 🍀 favorite movie: im still amazed by inception but thor ragnarok and the winter soldier are close to my heart favorite food: my grandma's flamekuche, bortsch, pasta with cream and salmon, my grandpa's french fry, my uncle's dishes (i like to eat) favorite anime: one piece, black butler favorite animal: honestly i love cats and dogs so much, and i'm still a horse girl at heart height: 1,69 cm (...... Let's say 1,70) birthday: today, 30th of June (cancer power) dream job: honestly i have no fucken idea... Maybe smth linked to international relationships and culture, ideally something to do with Russia, a country im passionate about what mood i’m in now: very weird, im turning 20 and it feels like im an advanced adult, and i dont feel ready for this lmao.... BUT happy bc my holidays are gonna be great and i have amazing friends Thank you for tagging me, i tag @ugh-superheroes, @porgtato, @queenoftheimps, @just-sitting-on-the-shelf, @lxveistheanswer, @buckysbooo, and ive ran out of ideas sorry ab those i forgot !

[bugloveskpop]

GIRL guess what?! He got me a record player for my birthday because he said he noticed how much I liked “little Bug girl’s” he’s a fucking trip (he pays so much attention 🤧) but I’m emo at 3:20am watching Shrek the third...I’m happy. This is my element but I’m also sad cuz I can’t see him ☹️

“Little Bug girl’s” BITCH IM SCREAMING, but that’s so fucken adorable 😭♥️ Tonquísha, the only true otp. I need me a man like this lmao enjoy your Shrek and remember to rest! (I say as it's 5 minutes from 2am and I have church tomorrow 🙃 lmaoo goodnight love! Again, happy birthday!)

[ignisgayentia]

happy fuckin birthday!!!!!

THANK FUCKEN U!!!! lmao

[yourprayer]

Hello you beautiful bitch! Can I get a blog rate for this blog, and a mileven moodboard (maybe Christmas stylez), and uhmmm can I get uhhhh fucken Mike icon?! Is this asking too much??? Idk but I love you and HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY YOU GORGEOUS SWAN OF LIGHT

OML HUN THANK U IM BLESSDT

and uuuhhhh hell yes u can!!! i’ll put ur requests in a seperate posts when i can sit down and actually make them lmao (x 

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come join my bday bash?

[salzspektrum]

✨ 92 Statements ✨

I was tagged by @nightsky7ibra, thanks Lara my gurl <3

RULES: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: peach ice tea, my main hoe (yes I do have shitty teeth btw)

2. Phone call: my mom called me last night and I missed it lol

3. Text message: “a good boi, a loveable boi” (referring to Lara’s cat in a group chat with her)

4. Song you listened to: “Greedy” by Ariana Grande (shouldn’t this change by the end of the post-writing process tho?? since it’s about the last song??)

5. Time you cried: idk?? Surprisingly I didn’t cry at all this week so I probably cried last week or something, I cry a lot ask my roommate

6. Dated someone twice: dating? who is she? idk her

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: I only kissed @immortalpsychocat so far and I don’t regret it *wink*

8. Been cheated on: didn’t happen bc I don’t date

9. Lost someone special: well if this is referring to death then thankfully I didn’t have to experience the death of someone I love, but if this just generally means ‘loss’ then I did lose my best friend like 3/4 years ago idk anymore tbh, but soon after that I befriended @immortalpsychocat so everything’s fine now

10. Been depressed: it’s called depression sharon and the answer is ‘today’

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: march 4th (my cousin’s birthday party, it was the 3rd time I was drunk and the 2nd time I threw up bc of that lol, I didn’t get drunk since then)

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12.-14. blue, green, purple (all shades of these colors)

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes! Some people from university, some on tumblr and my most recently made friend is Lara actually

16. Fallen out of love: for that I’d have to actually have been in love with anyone in the first place so the answer is no

17. Laughed until you cried: today when I watched Dan and Phil’s latest sims video lol

18. Found out someone was talking about you: well there was only one person who blogged about me some months ago but they probably stopped doing that lol

19. Met someone who changed you: hmmm I don’t think so tbh

20. Found out who your friends are: yep, they are good eggs

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: well the only person that I kissed is on my facebook friend list so yes

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don’t have many facebook friends so most of my facebook friends I know from real life (also I kinda hate facebook and use it like once a month for 5 minutes lmao)

23. Do you have any pets: sadly no but catch me getting a dog and a lizard as soon as I’m financially stable

24. Do you want to change your name: I used to want to do that bc people are too dumb to pronounce it properly after I told them how to pronounce it but now I’m fine with it

25. What did you do for your last birthday: literally nothing

26. What time did you wake up: okay look;;;

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching my brother sending nsfw fanart to my best friend bc they were having a Troll War, once again, it ended with them teaming up against me bc I snaked on her so they both snaked on me

28. Name something you can’t wait for: “The Winds of Winter is the forthcoming sixth novel in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin.Martin believes the last two volumes of the series will be big books of 1,500+ manuscript pages each.[1] They will take readers farther north than any of the previous books, and the Others will appear in The Winds of Winter.[2]Martin has refrained from making hard estimates for The Winds of Winter's final release date.[3] In 2014, estimates based on extrapolation of Martin's writing pace predicted the release date sometime between 2015 and 2018.[4][5] In January 2016, Martin confirmed that he had not met a deadline of October 2015 and an end-of-year deadline that he had established with his publisher.[6] In January 2017, Martin announced that he believed that The Winds of Winter will be released "this year", referring to 2017. However, he also noted that he believed the same thing would occur the previous year.” (source)

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: an hour ago

31. What are you listening to right now: “Scream” by Troy Bolton, Highschool Musical 3 Soundtrack ( don’t fucking judge)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t think so

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: L     O      L

34. Most visited website: youtube,then tumblr

35.-37. “Lost Questions??? (I’m just talking this over exactly as I found it, I also noticed some numbers missing, for example number 30, but idk man lol)” a fitting direct quote from Lara

38. Hair colour: black with some disgusting red streaks bc the hair stylist didn’t cover my entire hair when she dyed it from frikkin red to black

39. Long or short hair: my hair is currently at boob-length

40. Do you have a crush on someone: lol nope

41. What do you like about yourself: I like my eyes, kinda my eyebrow shape, my figure (except that I don’t like that my arms look like noodles), I like my silly humor, my loyalty to my friends and my enthusiasm for the little things

42. Piercings: [file not found]

43. Blood type: I think O- (yeah I’m kinda fucked with this one)

44. Nickname: Jos, Josi, Josuf, etc.

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: libra

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV show: game of thrones, sadly

49. Tattoos: none, sadly (yet)

50. Right or left handed: left-handed

51. Surgery: once bc I had a cyst and they had to surgically get that shit out of my mouth (it was somewehre in my jaw idk)

52. Piercing: bruh why are you repeating yourself?

53. Sport: lol exercise?? a healthy lifestyle?? what is that??? but if I had to do something regularly it would probably be swimming, tennis or volleyball bc I actually enjoy these activities

55. Vacation: last vacation would be croatia (dubrovnik, specifically), 2 years ago. next vacation will be crete (panormo, specifically) in august and I’M EXCITED BC I WILL BE TAKING MY FIRST FLIGHT SOMEWHERE JESUS FUCK (where did 54 go)

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: my mom’s a cook so you can imagine it’s good stuff

58. Drinking: usually non-alcoholic drinks since I don’t really fuck with alcohol if I don’t wanna get drunk (since I don’t really like the taste) soo it’s ice tea or water

59. I’m about to: watch highschool musical 3 after I finish this post lol

61. Waiting for: happiness (wow this got depressing real fast) where’s 60

62. Want: [see answer for question 61] oh and money

63. Get married: maybe idk, depends on if I will really want that in my future and also depends on my partner. if it ends up being a woman and austria doesn’t have same-sex marriage until then, well...but atm idek if I want ANY of that stuff tbh, I’m currently figuring out my sexuality and I’m c o n f u s e d

64. Career: something in the field of sociology, whatever the fuck that’s gonna be. My dream would be working for an NGO, maybe write some books maybe I will become a famous sociologist and people will learn about me lmaooo

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. Hugs or kisses: my only kisses so far were drunken pecks so hugs

66. Lips or eyes: eyes 100%

67. Shorter or taller: I don’t have a preference (same goes for my aesthetic attraction to men and women ajajajajajaj)

68. Older or younger: how about people my age, I don’t really wanna be surrounded by kids and old people all the time tbh (I don’t wanna be surrounded by people in the first place but you know what I mean)

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: it’s just fucken body parts my dude did you purposefully leave out 69 so that I can’t make a kinky joke

72. Hook up or relationship: atm? neither. in general probably relationship. but idk if i actually want any of that ever idkkkkk

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: the most hesitant to ever hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor: if I choose to drink, I drink the hard stuff bc I wanna get drunk

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: hmm no I don’t think so

77. Turned someone down: does not-going-to-one-of-his-plays-even-tho-he-invited-me-bc-i’m-not-really-interested-in-him count?

78. Sex on the first date: idk if I want sex or dates or both i d k  f a m

79. Broken someone’s heart: lol idk how much the actor dude likes me so maybe

80. Had your heart broken: romantically? no. by someone who used to be my best friend? yes

81. Been arrested: no

82. Cried when someone died: as I said, I didn’t have to experience something like that in my personal life but I did cry when carrie fisher died :(

83. Fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Hah most of the times no, sometimes I do

85. Miracles: I truly don’t know, maybe

86. Love at first sight: no

87. Santa Claus: WHAT SANTA ISN’T REAL??????????

88. Kiss on the first date: hey man you do you, I don’t care

89. Angels: maybe idk

OTHER:

90. Current best friend’s name: Victoria/Vicky, also known as Fake Hoe

91. Eye colour: green-grey-something

92. Favourite movie: Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

why exactly 92 questions tho??

Tagging: @immortalpsychocat @metaforkel @carriestreep @stupida-in-arte @starklinqs @bisexuallaurellance @patethenovice @ripley-stark @frogspears @fiftyshadesofnygma @britanniafork @littletinygothamite @winter-came @alius-alia @okayprincess @red-candy-rocks @clexasbellarke @accidentalkate @gaymickrory @hetpiglet

[sleepypuppylove]

aye i got tagged

5 THINGS 
REPOST. DON’T REBLOG. tagged by: @lawrenceoleander

5 things you’ll find in my bag


🌹 Shitty umbrella 🌹 Lib balm 🌹 gum 🌹 6 years of gifts that I haven’t been able to give away yet 🌹 approx. 17thousand bobby pins

5 things in my bedroom


🍄 Lil shelf with all the things that make me think of my friends 🍄 my weird tim burton figures that i found in the basement 🍄 an unused bookshelf 🍄 This pillow with a cute lil snow monster embroidered on 🍄 old knickknacks I need to sell

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in my life


✨ Have a real sleepover ✨ actually go out somewhere with a group of people ✨ move a few cities north ✨ bang lmao ✨ be able to help my friends in any way i can

5 things that make me happy 💖 the fucken losers in the discord group 💖 all the other fuckers up in calgary love u guys <3 💖 keeping occupied 💖 upbeat music 💖 friends a second timecause i really love my friends dudde you have no idea

5 things that I’m currently into

🔪 uhh botw 🔪 ive been learning voxeling so that’s p fun 🔪 been learning how to cook weird complex things that’s been fun 🔪 ovw? its good 🔪 The adventure zone!! I’ve been super into it

5 things on my to-do list


🎀 get to someplace where i can see people i care about consistently 🎀 cleaning out my clutter 🎀 bang lmao 🎀 give out like 7 years worth of christmas and birthday gifts that im never in town to be able to hand out 🎀 $$$$$$$

5 things you may not know about me 🌿 still gotta use my birth name (Jonah) 🌿 im a recovering entomophobic that was fun 🌿 Really love lizards 🌿 fffffffuckin idk man 🌿 I dont got a lot goin on unless u wanna be my therapist lmao

Tagging @doomedtalent @aquaswept @nekomaaas @elfphy @homoinabag @kitkattaco47 feel free to ignore this if u dont wanna do it haha

[thiscityneedsyounow]

can you answer #1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 and 147?

Good lord. Sure though, I’ll do it. Under the cut~

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn!146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.145: Night or Day: Day.144: Oranges or Apples: Apples143: Curly or Straight hair: I don’t care one way or another?142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Both!140: Mac or PC: PC139: Flip flops or high heals: Neither, blegh. 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: I don’t really care? Sweet & poor.137: Coke or Pepsi: Depends on what I’m eating. 136: Hillary or Obama: Wow how outdated is this. #BringBackObama135: Burried or cremated: I’d like to be cremated tbh134: Singing or Dancing: Singing!133: Coach or Chanel: Uhhhh.. Coach?132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?131: Small town or Big city: Big city, all the way.130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target.129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller I guess?128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure.127: East Coast or West Coast: EAST COAST BEAST COAST @wan-shailu126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas.125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate.124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney.123: Yankees or Red Sox: Red Sox all the way.[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: ‘What do we need it for?’121: George Bush: Good lord I’ll take HIM over the orange cheetopuff now.120: Gay Marriage: Dude, love is love. Let people be.119: The presidential election: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING 118: Abortion: Pro-choice.117: MySpace: Never had one.116: Reality TV: Fun to watch when I’m bored.115: Parents: Mine are actually really cool.114: Back stabbers: Fuck ‘em. Betray my trust and I’ll never trust you again.113: Ebay: Kinda cool tbh.112: Facebook: Ehh. I use it like once a month.111: Work: A necessary evil.110: My Neighbors: Chill folks, don’t really talk to them that much.109: Gas Prices: A bit higher than usual right now, they’re ok.108: Designer Clothes: Stupidly overprices and they never fit right.107: College: I still want to go one day.106: Sports: Watching? It’s cool. Playing? fuck no.105: My family: I love ‘em, honestly. A really good family.104: The future: Eh. Your path is what you make it.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: Not too long ago, my little bro.102: Last time you ate: Uhh.. A few hours ago? 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I mean.. I’m talking to an old friend I haven’t talked to in ages if that counts100: Cried in front of someone: Not in over a year.99: Went to a movie theater: Uhh.. Shit Alex when was the last time.. Force Awakens? Deadpool? Whichever came out more recently.98: Took a vacation: Lord don’t ask me this question.97: Swam in a pool: Same as above ^96: Changed a diaper: Not since my little sister wore them, so 5 or 6 years.95: Got my nails done: Never.94: Went to a wedding: Not since my dad’s second wedding. Think I was 9 or 10?93: Broke a bone: Freshman year of high school.92: Got a peircing: 9 or 10? got my ears pierced91: Broke the law: uhhhh90: Texted: Technically? I haven’t[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: No one particular person. The people in the pineapple chat do a lot though88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My cats, being close to my family87: The last movie I saw: Regrettably, The Bee Movie.86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: No idea right now.85: The thing im not looking forward to: Above.84: People call me: Crazy. Magpie. Mira. Yawny.83: The most difficult thing to do is: Overcome your fears.82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Naw, I don’t drive.81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo.80: The first person i talked to today was: Also my little brother.79: First time you had a crush: Hmm.. 4th grade I think? I don’t remember his name, something with an E.78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Hydra is one, Sam is another. Alex (both Alexes I know) too.77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Last night, something about cats.76: Right now I am talking to: Daniel, and the group of nerds in the pineapple chat75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Man, when do we ever grow up? But honestly, being a falconer would be so amazing.74: I have/will get a job: Eventually.73: Tomorrow: Wake up. Cook food. Talk to people. Sleep.72: Today: Same as tomorrow.71: Next Summer: Who knows, we might all be dead.70: Next Weekend: Same as tomorrow.69: I have these pets: Two black cats, Merlin and Gwen.68: The worst sound in the world: Tornado sirens…67: The person that makes me cry the most is: well fuck I dunno66: People that make you happy: See questions 89 and 78.65: Last time I cried: Over a year ago.64: My friends are: All over the place. They’re amazing.63: My computer is: pretty important to me.62: My School: lmao what school61: My Car: lmao what car60: I lose all respect for people who: Betray trust. Aren’t honest.59: The movie I cried at was: Kubo and the Two Strings.58: Your hair color is: Reddish/brown57: TV shows you watch: Merlin, Bob’s Burgers,Raising Hope.. Not a lot else rn56: Favorite web site: Uhh… I spend a lot of time on youtube?55: Your dream vacation: Any vacation, at this point.54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Hmm..53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done pls52: My room is: A little messy, kinda plain. Like a safe haven.51: My favorite celebrity is: I don’t really have one.50: Where would you like to be: Somewhere up north?49: Do you want children: Ehhh, maybe.48: Ever been in love: Yeah. 47: Who’s your best friend: I don’t really have one best friend.46: More guy friends or girl friends: Most of my friends are guys, yeah.45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Talking to friends, tbh.44: One person that you wish you could see right now: 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: lol nope42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: 41: Have you pre-named your children: HAH you’re funny40: Last person I got mad at: 39: I would like to move to: 38: I wish I was a professional: [ My Favorites ]37: Candy:36: Vehicle:35: President:34: State visited:33: Cellphone provider:32: Athlete:31: Actor:30: Actress:29: Singer:28: Band:27: Clothing store:26: Grocery store:25: TV show:24: Movie:23: Website:22: Animal:21: Theme park:20: Holiday:19: Sport to watch:18: Sport to play:17: Magazine:16: Book:15: Day of the week:14: Beach:13: Concert attended:12: Thing to cook:11: Food:10: Restaurant:9: Radio station:8: Yankee candle scent:7: Perfume:6: Flower:5: Color:4: Talk show host:3: Comedian:2: Dog breed:1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

[officialsadboisclub]

hey asshole, it's me. lagi mo kong sineseen lang kaya di na kita kinakausap, this bitch. y do that to me tho?? gago ka ba?? walang naglalakas loob saking mang-seen, ikaw lang?? ano ka special?? haha, lmao it's ur birthday too. happy birthday, fucker. nasayo pa ba yung regalong binigay ko sayo last year? i hope yes, because that's the only shit i gave to you w so much importance to me. yeah, i know, we sometimes talk, ur my friend bullshit blah blah blah. but the truth is, we never hang out w just the two of us losers. i never pushed the idea of hanging out w u because it maybe weird for u?? or idk bat kapag iba niyaya ko kebs sila?? hayz. u really matter to me panget, as a person and a friend. nako kung nabawasan pa ng isang panget sa mundo baka lugi kayo hahaha jk. i just want you 2 know that even tho we were never "truly" friends, di man tayo madalas magusap, i give u too much bullshit, ang gago ko lagi, lagi mo ko sineseen and whatever, ur still a big ass bara in my fucken heart. nako konti na lang yung mga taong gusto ako kaibiganin kailangan ko kayong pahalagahan haha. lol pero u deserve it, u deserve to be kept, like a pamasko in a balikbayan box hahaha.

an excerpt from my 2018 birthday message to [redacted.] it's almost his birthday this year, but sadly we're not friends anymore lol.

[galxpals]

12/01/17 - Fortune

ALRIGHT. let the night of embarrassment begin

IT WAS MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND’S BDAY, FIRST OF ALL.

THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND, YOU GO BEST FRIEND

pre drank at Dunc’s house with Iggy, Dina, Kajol, Nicole and Sangerth

nts: if my future self forgets how to get super shittered within an hour....here’s that friendly reminder you’re looking for...Barefoot Rosé + Raspberry Sourpuss 🙃

ditched all our other friends who we were supposed to meet at Metro station cause we got a ride from Parker and his psycho gf

hit the club

I’M DRUNK.

Susan buys me a tequila shot

I’M SHITTERED.

honestly, I wish I remember what happened for the entirety of the night...but my brain refuses to do so.

SO, here’s what I remember in point form. eskeeeetit

wasn’t with Ikjot majority of the night (aka the 2 hours we were there)

rest of the WS gang show up and we take cute pics (y’know cause we cute)

was dancing with Mich, Kat and Ace (according to my snap story)

Raghu, Jiya and others kept coming up to my face asking me where Ikjot was....hunny...I wish I was sober enough to know

cried when I saw Mikhaella and Josh?? (WTF EMOTIONS)

got hit on at the bar after buying me a jägerbomb, saw Ashley and learned later on his name is Collin...who works with Jay lmao 

wondered why his name was so familiar until I realized this guy tried adding me on fb from months ago- to which I never responded to LMAO 

he’s going to Jay’s bday...bye

Mich ran up to me and said Ikjot passed out and was about to head home

....HUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pushed my way through every person at Fortune and saw Iggy lookin’ like a corpse in Dunc’s arms

started crying cause I thought she was dead

apparently I also tried grabbing her out of Dunc’s arms

no one let me near her (great)

Dina lectured me on crying (even greater)

Nick, Adam and Josh N took me home (bless)

apparently I tried leaving the car while Nick was driving

...and tried covering his eyes with my hands

.....then bit Josh when he tried stopping me

....but he still fed me mcdonalds fries

HONESTLY. I HATE MYSELF BYE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FUCKEN FRIEND HALLURRRRR 💛🍻🎉🎈

- m.d.

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Shout out to the big boi big meat. I remember when k made him my friend without his consent when I smacked his ass sophomore year in the orchestra room and told him “you’re my fucken friend now!” Lmao jk but it was a good day and I didn’t know this guy would turn into a life long friend! Happy birthday bro! Kinda been waiting for the mean to post this picture, so omar it’s not just about you its all us! #HBO