#happy mcfuckin holidays here’s to another year

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OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS??? AGAIN?????

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S ANOTHER MCFUCKIN’ GIVEAWAY!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS MORTALS!!!!!

I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE GIVING AWAY 3 SETS OF 20 TOKENS!

THIS TIME THERE ARE MORE OPTIONS! I HAVE TWO NEW DESIGNS IN MY STORE AND TWO MORE ON THE WAY! (If you are a Patron of mine you’ve already seen them!)

LET ME LAY DOWN THE LINE

-3 winners will each receive 4 copies of 5 tokens of their choice from my store! 20 GOD DAMN SHITTING TOKENS HOLY HELL!

- This means if you win, you are getting 20 tokens! Pick 5 designs in my store and you get 4 copies of each! (A playset.)

-To enter to win, reblog this post. Likes do not count!!!!

-Only one (1) entry per person! (You can reblog more than once but you will only get ONE entry!)

-You must be following me! (I WILL CHECK YOU VOID-DWELLING DENIZENS!)

-You must be okay with giving me an address! (YES, I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY!)

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE FINAL HOUR OF THIS YEAR TO ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY BY REBLOGGING THIS POST. I WILL CALL UPON THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST OF CHANCE WITHIN SEVERAL DAYS OF THE DEADLINE. FAILURE TO RESPOND WITHIN 24 HOURS OF CONTACT WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION ME HAVING TO PICK ANOTHER WINNER.

HAVE A GREAT WHATEVER IT IS YOU CELEBRATE THIS MONTH EVEN IF IT’S NOTHING!

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eyyy its a 2 in one here we go

Name: Rose Arztin

Age: 19 (18 when arrived at the sanctuary)

Gender: Female

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Aroace

Looks: Blonde wavy hair down to shoulders, blue eyes, a lil pudgy

Height: a few millimeters short of 5 inches

Personality: Spunky and high-energy and slow to anger. She tries to always look on the bright side. The only thing that can hold her still are Doctor Who marathons.

Preferred clothing style: A mix between jeans and hoodies and brightly patterned dresses. (her favorite is one patterned with cassette tapes that swoops out when she spins in circles (i actually own one like this and its so cute!!!!!!!!))

Backstory:

Rose was born in captivity under another name. When she was 12 she was bought for a 13 year old girl named Laura Arztin in hopes that having a Tiny friend would cheer her up. A few weeks before, Laura was diagnosed with lung cancer and the hope was that a friend would give her the motivation to fight.

The two hit it off right away and grew to be very close. They adored each other and Rose went everywhere with Laura. They were close like sisters and the very best friends. One of their favorite things to do was have marathons of Doctor Who on the days Laura wasn’t in the hospital. Laura eventually beat the cancer and went into remission at 14. For three happy years the two were as close as ever, though the Rose was sad when Laura had to leave for school.

But when Laura was 17 and Rose 16, Laura got sick again. And this time she didn’t survive. The Tiny took on the name Rose in honor of Laura’s favorite character from DW. (She didn’t use Laura because that name was too painful for her at the time. So she went with the character Laura loved so much.) Rose was taken care of by Laura’s relatives for a while, no one wanting to give up the Tiny their family member adored with all her heart. But they couldn’t keep her forever due to financial issues and so, after doing some research, left her at the Sanders Sanctuary. (or one of its offshoots. im not picky lol)

Extras:

Has a set of pictures of herself and Laura cut from a reel of photo booth pictures that she keeps in her room

Has an intense squish on a close friend of hers named Simon

she always misses Laura. sometimes she has bad days where she just wants to hide away and mourn but they are getting less and less frequent as time goes by

Name: Simon

Age: 21 (20 at time of arrival)

Gender: Agender (ze/zir pronouns)

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Ze sure as hell doesnt know but “girls are ok i guess”

Looks: short black curly hair, brown eyes, stick thin but strong, has a scar on the left side of zir face that stretches from zir temple to zir chin

Height: a head taller than Rose

Personality: loves messing with people in small ways but is laid back and kinda lazy. but never ever EVER talk bad about Rose within earshot or ze’ll fuck you up good

Preferred clothing style: short shorts and hoodies. is it hot? thin hoodie. cold? put some mcfuckin leggings under them shorts. favorite outfit: bright yellow hoodie with a star pattern and jean shorts with purple striped leggings underneath. Ze is a fashion disaster and ze loves it.

Backstory:

No one fuckin knows. Ze just wandered up to the sanctuary one day and decided to stay. Ze believes the past should stay in the past and likes to live in the present.

Extra:

Anyone who asks about the scar on zir face gets a different ridiculous story. ex: “i once wrestled a squirrel for dominance. i lost” “i got in a knife fight with god behind a chilis” “i got abducted by mothman and had to fight my way out”

loves hugging Rose & adores how soft she is

can and will just pick Rose up and carry her away if shes getting too hyperactive

has a MASSIVE FUCKIN SQUISH on Rose. Like giant. Huge.

Is planning to ask her to be QPPs on the next big holiday

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HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY MY SOUL MY EVERYTHING!!!!!

click under read more for dank memes ! jk it’s a heart.. ful letter or whatever them things r ig :/ 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS IS THE 3RD BIRTHDAY IM SPENDING W U AND I LOVE U U WERE A SMALL BABY WHEN WE FIRST  MET MY LITTLE BABY madie i rlly WATCHED U GROW UP FROM SUCH A PLACE WHER EI WANTED TO GIVE U THE ENTIRE WORLD TO THIS BOSS ASS BITCH WHO WONT TAKE ANYONES SSHIT ? GOD I .. TRULY CANNOT BELIEVE WE MADE IT 2 

hold on why i got my caps on

anyways I CANT BELIEVE we made it 2 nearly 4 years tbt atwo days ago  not.. knowing the exact year we’ve been friends but i’m glad you’ve made it here with my by my side through all the worst moments, through all my stupid ass mistakes u truly.. rlly have been there for every dumb moment but this . sint bout me tf am i doing anyways this is about U MADIE i have seen u overcome so much shit in ur life, i’ve seen you dodge rats left and right it was a struggle along the way, a lot of tears have been shed and what not but you knwo what? look where you are today, i WATCHED MY BABY ..well figuratively.. WATCHED u go to college, madie u were this weeee little freshie when i met u and i got to see u go off to college as a freshmen god i said i wouldnt cry but like im crying typing this bc u were rlly at such a rough place and i’ve seen u overcome it every time every . time. and god u rly grew into this beautiful young adult and i love who you’ve become and watched ur growth if i could give u  anything in the world i would bc god KNOWS u deserve it, i’d give u. money and then u can use that money to a. solve ur problems nd 2. come visit me bc im ur money giver person thing ur.. sugar buddy *tongue emoji*

o word so like ? u havin a bad night ? *do this in the u talk in 2 me accent like the godfather type deal* oh so u havin. one of them bad nights i suppose ? uh.. me nd the boys and sunny boy in the corner there have some news for u . whomst EVER makes mads sad on HER BIRTHDAY is going to get the BOOT (sorry mom) bc today is declared a national holiday idk what yall are doing but it’s a national MCFUCKIN HOLIDAY BITCHES 

as i typed tht u just said ur mom decided to stay so . disregard the mom comment thank u 

GO WISH MADIE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ND RETHINK UR LIFE CHOICES

anyways, ur my best friend tillt he very end and the day we meet .its gna be magical bc we’re never gna shut up we’re gna talk for hours and hug for hours and im never gna let u go nd only tru friends share breast tissue when the other one doesnt have any..

anyways madie i love u i cant express it enough i wish i wasnt a broke hoe . that always spends it on coffee but thats another story but i love you so much and u deserve a GREAT 19th birthday and im speaking it into EXISTENCE NOW. GIVE MADIE A GOOD BIRTHDAY 2K18 DNT DO ME WRONG!!!!11 DONT INVITE RATS BACK PLS  .

JUST DO IT THANK OYU!!!

- aye .. this message has been brought to you by typos bc im pretty sure theres so many