#harrumph.

[fordeadleaves]

the only thing i hate more than drawing gay people kiss is not getting to look at images of my gay people kissing

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[wherefore-whinnies]

I finished 1-5 again last night and it continues to righteously outrage me that meow meow is completely left out of the first part of the end credits (the one where the characters have dialogue). excuse you this entire game is about him

[benbamboozled]

I just…HOW can you say that someone is more cop THAN THE GUY WHO WAS LITERALLY IN-CANON an ACTUAL COP???

[mebrob]

yesterday i spent my day writing effects for all pokemon abilities in a hypothetical pokemon ttrpg.,, next are probably pokemon bc i need to find a way to convert pokemon stats to dice-friendly numbers

[tyrannuspitch]

wait a fucking second thanos isn't even in gotg2. i was pinning my last hopes on that movie but there's literally never been a good version of this guy on screen -_- i think i'll still watch it for nebula and gamora but come onnn.

i fear it might be time to start scavenging characterisation from comics. siiigh

[therealsirsticker]

found out that frogs have bones and it's COMPLETELY ruined my fic idea.

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

i never really understood the meaning of the word “harrumph” until i saw a video of odo deep space nine

[shotmrmiller]

being fwb with soap for months as idk a medic or something and it's fine like no one knows and if they do, no one seems to care until you got the big guy about to knock your door off its hinges talking about "it's my turn, sweetheart," SIR! THAT IS EXCLUSIVE but please do come in

[tervaneula]

@witchofthemoss

Well. I have now. And let me tell you how these sudden feelings just kicked me in the chin and sent me rolling down the hill towards Emotions Town 🥺🥺🥺 Ilysm this made my NIGHT

(i listened to this on repeat while drawing, i think lyricstranslate has it in english if anyone's curious)

[thedarkeyedcaptain]

kaladin: kaladin1234 for everything

adolin: has one (1) randomly generated password he uses for everything. he isn't even sure he could say it out loud if prompted: he has typed it so often his fingers just do it on autopilot. it's like walking or breathing just don't think about it too hard.

shallan: a different randomly generated password for everything. no idea how she keeps track tbh.

[fisheito]

here's your accursed tier ranking

17

sex yakumos that i had to meticulously screenshot and edit into slottable little squares

4

times i redid this list (over the course of several days)

The tiers (in words):

😔👌: Unfortunately, I Am Into That Shit (☆•̀‿•́): i quite enjoy these 🤔( ͡ಠ_ಠ)🔎: some parts i like, some parts i don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ehh i'd rather watch something else

i COULD rearrange these rooms over and over and over (especially the middle tiers)

but we are nOt GOing to because if i spend ANY MORE TIME sliding yaku's horny squares around i'm goign to fmkkin lose it (it being my peanuts) I could end up rambling about specific rooms at a later date..... but not today. Today we will Restrain Ourselves.

So for now, here's 1 thing about each room that i like (same order as above)!!

Crimson Phantom R5: i can be uyuor devil

Dark Nova R2: THE FOFKIN COLLAR

Ocean Breeze R2: the way he tries to keep his voice down thru his pathetic little whimpers

Fateful Aegis R2: ENSLUTTIFICATION BEGINS **NOW**

Story H scene: ok.,, but he actually stopped. when eiden said slow down. tha't's unheard of in typical yaois

Cocoa Liqueuer R5: eiden purposely chooses the wrong dialogue option at every prompt and i'm laughing so sahgrd

Cocoa Liqueuer R2: yaku's stupid blissed out face *grips my glass so hard it shatters*

Shadow Lineage R5: *adds Snake Bondage [Quantity: 999] to cart*

Incognito Cafe R5: HOLY SHIT HE OBTAINED DICK RESTRAINT

Dark Nova R5: SNAKE TRAITS SNAKE TRAITS MONSTER TRAITS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SR R5: something about those big doe eyes staring up at eiden while pounding into him

Shadow Lineage R2: yeah sure crush me against a wall

Ocean Breeze R5: the ECHO 🤣

Fateful Aegis R5: eiden predicting yaku's AssPoundXXXL initiation sequence with the foreboding "i'm sorry"

OG SSR R2:

Crimson Phantom R2: b. bite.

OG SSR R5: eiden worrying about getting yaku's ceremonial robes dirty and yaku's response is an instant I Don't Care 😳 (tbhypothetical if i were wearing an intricate cosplay that i spent foREVER on, all handstitched and made of expensive silks and crafted by my own labour,, and i was about to fuck someone against a wall? I am DEFINITELY taking that thing off. NO ONE is getting cum on that. you will sit there in horny silence while i safely store this garment out of range of the Splash Zone. so for yakumo to have no regard for his FANCY CEREMONIAL OUTFIT? to IMMEDIATELY focus on sloppy makeouts with eiden? that either speaks to his textiles skill or all-consuming horny.)

~~~ and if, for some reason, u want to know why the lowest 3 are , well, the lowest 3:

OG SSR R2: the room itself is aight, but it is unfortunately a near copy of the story H scene. Ahhh, death by comparison. This one gets shrugged to the side simply because i like more things about its twin.

Crimson Phantom R2: yaku is not having a good time, y'all. he is not in the right headspace and his evident suffering is a boner killer. if i were ranking based on character development and lore, this one would rank higher (thank you, surprise tragic stories about yakumo's childhood), but. he's kinda fighting a losing battle against his self-hatred so can eiden give him that hug pls

OH!! and no lie-- his voice unsettled me here. i know he's playing big into the roleplay thing but that Uncharacteristic Vocal Behaviour mixed with Big Sad spiralling is uhhhhhhh . so where's that Eiden hug??????

OG SSR R5: i unlocked this waaay late so it had to (unfairly) compete against newer rooms that I unlocked before it.

it's similar to when I played FF/X-2 before trying FF/VII (original PS version)?! i wish i had played the older one when it first released. that way, i would have appreciated it properly? BUT!! because i played out of order, i was spoilt with modern graphics and improvements that made the old game impossible to finish. I was too warped by then...

and that's what happened with this room. although i liked the concept + their dialogue, the art was too off-model for me to fully engage. i kept fixating on the anatomy or eiden's face. sigh... it was one of the earliest rooms so of course the art's improved since then!! but i was unlucky and watched it too late :( i could not enjoy its full splendour :(

[fumifooms]

You have converted me into a Laicion shipper and now I suffer from how little content it has... ;_;

I am both delighted and terribly sorry… It’s very small consolation but I am planning on writing for them at some point (hopefully soon) and drawing more for them, and I also know I have a buddy who really likes the ship and has big plans for a fic for the far-off future… It’s tragic too because it’s not even an ultra niche rarepair, my laicion comic is my most liked dunmeshi fanart, and it gets a good amount of poll votes and interest, so clearly a bunch of people do like it… SO WHERE IS THE CONTENT‼️‼️

I will try brethren but I cannot provide fully for the community, I am already busy working the marchil fields everyday, the winter shall be long and hard

[deanwax]

special kind of autistic seething knowing that you have mutuals who are very chatty and would love to chat actually but you have Nothing To Say because that isn't how you socialise and you want to occupy the same space for parallel play but you can't because that's not how tumblr works so here you are. trapped in a baby jail of your own making

[tyrannuspitch]

i want to write. but i'm not doing it.

[official-penis-posts]

hey you should do today's (7/20) wordle just an fyi! i think you'll enjoy it

Mild Wordle spoiler below:

Well I could have enjoyed it MORE

[koshercosplay]

we really can't agree on anything huh