#harrysweeps

[zkyeline]

guys PLEASE you need to understand the evidence I present here isn’t even doing his poorlittlemeowmeowness justice we need to pull that ratio higher #HARRYSWEEPS

[handwrittenhello]

Winner!!!!!

Congratulations to Harry du Bois for winning 2nd place in Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow Contest!!

as the saying goes, second place is first loser! HDB, you'll always be the poorest little meow meow in our hearts. congrats!

oh and i guess also congrats to that other contestant or whatever

[sexygaywizard]

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

He's got no point, he's not an icon, he's not a legend but he is the OUR POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW KING AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

[kruzidula]

poorest little meow meow fraud

[phanta-friends]

Authority says: "do your part!!!"

[bbg100]

No literally what the fuck. Is this a joke. Is this a joke site. Do we laugh here? I'm not laughing. I'm about to start breaking into people's houses like the Grinch and pouring beer bottles into their bath tub. Is this a game? Is the game of life playing all of us for fools? I'm going to kill everyone and then myself. Harry du Bois is the poorest little meow meow ever concieved. He's got the sad eyes you only see in eastern European gay porn. He smells like ass, pure ass, pure stale dry shit, and if I don't lick all his body hair the wrong way I'm going to fucking blow up. Do you hear me. How can you look at this man, this man who needs someone to use a qtip to clean his skin folds like an inbred pug, and say he's not the poorest littlest meowiest meow. This fucking man dies from kicking a mailbox for no reason and I swear to fucking god I'm going to lose it. VRISKA??????? VRISKA?????? Harry du Bois oinks for a teenager and then freezes like a pussy when his coworker raises an eyebrow. He's like a puppy. He probably has foot fungus. He walks around in clothes he picked up off the street and perpetually holding a grocery bag full of trash. He doesn't know what gay people are. If I don't suck his dick I'll die. I cannot believe the pure hearted audacity of coming into the heavenly sphere of online popularity polls and making vriska- vriska!!! Win. I'm seething. The grass around me is turning red. My very presence is changing the genre of the story. I cannot believe you'd do my little hotdog scented man like this.

[yb-four]

HDB for Tumblr PLMM Pamphlet

Exercise your right! Vote for Harrier Du Bois in the current round of Tumblr’s Poor Little Meow Meow contest today!

More resources:

Officially Recognized Hall of Fame Rant of All Time (NOW VOICED!)

Canon HDB Pathetic Compilation

Canon HDB Embarrassing Compilation

Assorted HDB Post Collection Vol. 1

Assorted HDB Post Collection Vol. 2

Assorted HDB Post Collection Vol. 3

HDB Moodboard

Editor’s note:

#HARRYSWEEP !!!

Artist credits (in order of appearance):

@zai-n-sandysky / @nonbinary-punk-art / @sydmarch / @brainrotdotorg

[normalfrances]

VOTE HARRY NOW PLEASE!! HES SO FUCKING HORRIBLE AND PATHETIC HES PERFECT FOR THIS!!!

Don’t pay attention to how I originally made this for Harry v Will and had to edit it poorly cause I never uploaded it

[fernapalooza]

ON TO ROUND 4. I BETTER SEE Y'ALL AT THE POLLS. HARRY SWEEP FOREVER. THERE'S NO ONE MORE PATHETIC THAN HDB.

[teeny-human]

ALRIGHT I'll show you my most pathetic Harrys, now PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM IN THE PLMM POLL FINAL

[milkylot]

Do your part, Comrades!

[estherax]

Disco Elysium is trending on tumblr because *checks notes* Harry is pathetic??

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

@handwrittenhello 😭😭😭 LOOK WHAT YOU DID! IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 DAYS SINCE THE SEMIFINALS AND WILL STILL HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO RECLAIM HIS TAG

[croix-meridies]

Oink oink

[brainrotdotorg]

FUCKING HARRYSWEEP LETS GOOOOOOOO