#harvest 2022

[angrypaperearthquake-tbbb-main]

So, instead of working on my fanfic tonight, like I planned, I ended up harvesting my 14 buckets of purple potatoes 😁 They were in a sorry state when I got home from work and nature has its own timeline that I have to follow. Take a look!

A whopping 50 lbs! I almost couldn't lift it 😅

This one is in the shape of a heart 💜

(or a ballsack if that's how your mind works 🤣)

All nestled in to cure! Once cured, you can make anything out of them: french fries, home fries, potato chips, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, potato salad, latkes, pierogies, etc.

Can you imagine purple pierogies 🤔

[sophiamamamia]

Harvest 2022

By Nikita Titov

[ganonfan1995]

I generally don’t post unfinished art, buuuuut I had a bit of free time on my hands this week, and I was able to work on fleshing out my ocs a bit more!

[sophfandoms53]

It cannot be understated just how unwell Striker has made me since December 2021, this goofy sadistic snake cowboy has completely altered my brain chemistry in a way that I have never been able to recover from

[phagocytics]

Pony time Pony time

[grima-raef]

[chiropteracupola]

The Great Meme Harvest of 2022

so in january I decided to make a list of them, and now it's time to share out the bounty. here you go, in chronological order with some attempt at indication of influence.

it’s [slay]ing absolute [penis]

robert downey jr [there are federal agents outside my house]

horse plinko

blorbo from my shows

submeme: blorbus and tumblrinus

submeme: [variation on blorbo] from my [genre of media]

eeby deeby

[x] dead [y] injured in [commonplace but annoying household occurrence] incident

seinfeld ‘kramer, what’s going on in there?’ [alternating panel] ‘it’s a [x], Jerry’

tbh/yippee

variations on ‘short people will be carried off by birds of prey’

sickos: ‘yes… ha ha ha… yes!”

submeme: sickos variations (ancestral sickos &c.)

megamind no bitches

the queen of england is dead (resurgence from late 2021)

L + ratio + [x] and so on and so forth

dear god the [x] you put on earth to be [variation on] sleepy cosy is being made to [do a thing]

it’s me boy i’m the ps5, speaking to you inside your brain

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style

live slug reaction

[x] would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

my son he has every disease

[x] be like [complaint] my brother in christ [you were responsible for the source of the complaint]

submeme: my brother in christ in general

eight hour victorious video

submeme: car battery

advice for new tumblr users

get drinked / I drinked you

[x] is such a raw line you’d think it was from [shakespeare]

something very lgbt is happening here

tumblr blaze (emergence of, subsequent misuses)

microplastics

she [x] on my [y] til i [z]

bisexual misha collins

submeme: NOT BISEXUAL misha collins

dracula daily

submeme: paprika discourse

morbius

submeme: it’s morbin time / morbius memes by people who have not watched morbius and are not planning to do so

submeme: morbius fails again!

carnotaurus mating dance

will they give you food if you visit them

submeme: we collectively cancel the nation of sweden

there should be kink at [pretty much any darn location the meme-maker can think of]

we need an american girl doll who [ate someone on the donner party]

mousegirl bartender

the man in the pikachu mask

a bad day to be the prime minister of a small island nation with a constitutional monarchy / &c.

[he]’s a 10 but [utterly nonsensical explanation why this individual is not worth it]

new db cooper theory he went up

smooth sharks

I wonder how I taste (one partner expects kissing, one partner expects Bite Bite Chomp Chomp)

would you still love me if I were a worm

hair clips and other things that are animals

gandalf big naturals

it was a gougar (possibly a resurgence from previous memes)

image of infodumping girl in pink shirt

sans undertale and the tumblr sexyman awards / QUEEN OF ENGLAND DEAD FOR REAL

the tumpet. bwaaaaa

i’m on my puter

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

post stock market

[words in webpage somewhat similar to the name of a character or person indicated with circle and image]

a secret third thing

goncharov

submeme: this idiot hasn’t even seen goncharov

elon musk and his foolish antics

submeme: tumblr and twitter warrior cats

[lestat explains a piece of a media in a very strong phonetic french accent] / lestatspeak

hey. don’t cry. [very large number] of [thing] in the [world].

sorry [event which typically does not happen to human men happened to] your boyfriend [in exhaustive detail]

[number] ticket[s] to the barbie movie please

I went to [Mad At You] island and [none] of your friends were there

[theladycarpathia]

“Fucking no, Steve!” Billy shouts. Steve sticks his head out of the bathroom, hair slick with shampoo. The sound of running water thunders behind him, and normally Billy would complain about the rising steam billowing out into the hallway. 

“I got costumes?” he says, flicking water out of his eyes. “For a costume party?”

“Couples costumes,” Billy hisses, shaking the bag at him. Steve blinks, and it’s a testament to how annoyed he is that he’s not distracted by a wet, naked Steve.

“Yeah?” Steve says in bemusement. 

“Gay cowboys, Steve?” Billy hisses. “Isn’t that a little too on the nose?” Because there’s no way that people will see them and not think ‘Brokeback Mountain.’ But Steve just shrugs and vanishes back into the bathroom.

“They didn’t have anything else!” Steve hollers to be heard over the gushing water. “Not unless you wanted to be a slutty nurse.”

“The slutty cowboy is better?” Billy mumbles skeptically, because he’d definitely turn up in a slutty nurse uniform rather than this. His legs would look good in the skirt. 

“Robin will tell you off if you don’t have a costume,” Steve points out. Billy scowls.

“What is she going to do, force me into…” and then stops as he realizes. There’s a squeak of the tap as Steve turns off the water.

“Oh good, it’s only taken you five years to understand how my best friend works,” Steve says dryly, emerging from the bathroom with a towel slung around his hips, and rubbing another one through his hair. “She absolutely keeps costumes on standby. So it’s this or whatever hideous monstrosity that Robin has as backup.”

“I hate you,” Billy says flatly. Steve smirks and drops the towel, heading into their bedroom with a swing of his hips.

“No, you don’t!” he calls behind him.

“I will if I have to fucking wear this,” Billy says. He trails pathetically back into the bedroom after Steve and doesn’t try to hide his gaze when Steve bends over to search in his underwear drawer.

“Look, if you put it on, I’ll definitely take it off you at the end of the night,” Steve says, his voice dropping down low. He steps into his boxers and pulls them up, the fabric clinging against the plump curve of his ass. It’s a good move and Billy wonders when he’s not going to be so weak for this man.

“How about that exact offer but in the downstairs bathroom at Robin’s?” Billy suggests, because he knows how to bargain and isn’t going to buckle at the first offer. The end of the night is many, many hours away when he and Steve will be extremely drunk and too tired to work the belts on their jeans. But the idea of Steve on his knees at the party, cowboy hat tipped off his head as he sucks…that’s something he can work with.

Steve rolls his eyes and crosses the room to Billy, slinging his arms around Billy’s neck.

“You can’t fuck me in the bathroom,” he says, his skin still flushed and damp from the shower. Billy wraps an arm around his narrow waist.

“That’s okay,” he says smugly. “That’s not what we’ll be doing.” He licks a long stripe up Steve’s cheek, keeping his hands in place when Steve tries to wriggle away.

“Gross,” Steve complains, moving a hand to rub at his wet face. “I hope that tastes like soap.”

It had. Billy ignores it.

He kisses Steve, soft and sweet, smoothing back the stray hair that always curls by Steve’s ear. It turns into a kiss not so sweet, and Billy may get some ass before they even get into those stupid outfits.

“Hey, Stevie,” Billy mumbles against Steve’s mouth, carefully steering him backwards. “Do I have to wear…”

“You have to wear the boots,” Steve says, a smirk in his voice, and Billy pulls them down onto the bed.

[purplelurkinghini]

Yeah, so-

Here’s a draft of an incorrect quotes type meme I uncovered while doing some spring cleaning.

[kiwicopi]

Day 31: Farm

[batsquatch]

moffy...

[muirneach]

yeehawgust 11: blood moon

there’s a full moon rising, let’s go out and dance in the light!

[julianplum]

Day 10: lantern + mulberries // gouache on hot press

Painting a little bubble of light!

[mimimarilynart]

Day 14 - Inari

[phagocytics]

declivities & cities