#hashtag i am the next jk rowling

[fallingtheseus]

remus, breaking the door of the shrieking shack down: smells like up dog in here

sirius, on the floor with harry half strangling him: whats up do-

harry, who has been played like a fiddle multiple times: NO.

[ao3feed-snape]

The House Next Door

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by Des98

So I saw this headcanon on tumblr the other day that was like "what if Minerva had trusted dumbledore a little less and she and her wife bought the house next door to the Dursleys" and then there was a dream and I told Lils and our minds ran with it. So here we are. Fluffy oneshots for when the long AU's get too deep and intense for both you guys and us. Love, Des and Lils

Words: 5346, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of What if?

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey, Harry Potter, young Harry Potter - Character, Young Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley

Relationships: Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey

Additional Tags: Abused Harry, Harry is rescued from the Dursleys, and raised by Minerva and Poppy, Cute Harry, tiny harry, Baby Harry, Sweet lil Harry saves Severus from himself, severus redemption arc, I mean, he might suck in canon, but he's not the dursleys, so how could he possibly not reluctantly fall in love with cute lil baby harry, EVERYONE loves cute lil baby harry, Everyone in their right minds should love harry potter, because he's perfect and smol at any age, I SHOULD be working on the other stories with Lils, but instead were starting a cute oneshot series, Because of Reasons, also the other two stories are really getting intense, because like, reasons, Although I love you all, She just happens to have an actual name that can be used on a human in real life, as well as leaving lovely comments, Tumblr Prompt, Well not a prompt so much as a headcanon, and we changed some things a bit, minnie has a wife, Severus has a heart, Like, WAY down deep under all that potions grease and spite, and I hated his redemption arc in canon, like it wasn't even a real redemption arc, because fuck off JK, Angela_97 has a character named after her, for the reasoons listed above, just the original tag was too long, so I had to delete it, so i had to put it down here, Harry grows up happy, Alll the fluff, some angst too because we love us some h/c, lils and I, anyway please enjoy and don't come after me, for not updating the other stuff as much, my muse is a fickle bitch, and as adhd as i am, and lils is also adhd, As Fuck, but at least HER muse pays the goddamn rent to take up all that thought space, their names are bassy and sassy, mine is bassy because she goes dormant for a long time, and then pops up demanding human sacrifice, and lils is sassy because we're just, hashtag sister goals, anyway onward with the story, we are still working on the other stuff, So don't worry

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[heartland2036]

Sense8 #renewSense8 #Sense8 #BringBackSense8

Contacting Celebrities per Reddit (long, but important!) r/Sense8 Contacting Influencers and Celebrities, Phase II u/newthrooawayyy Dear Senates, Thank you so much for the overwhelming response to Phase I and to /u/kanda_92, /u/StariNight69, /u/CaptainGreezy, /u/mjaybe, /u/Kaffeebohnson, /u/simkaspruce, /u/rangerpax, and /u/cameron_quickdraw for adding to the list and for their contributions to organization. Thank you to /u/nosebleed22, /u/PopeJP22, /u/jesstheblessedmess, /u/MissUrchin, /u/NynaAndromeda, /u/kacypup, /u/MjSpyt777, /u/lydiasmartin, /u/kronch, /u/edwintou, /u/Mataxor, /u/404GravitasNotFound, /u/rangerpax, /u/WildRaphy, /u/jayyyemmm, /u/smpower8, /u/vajochamp, /u/mpc9, and /u/klutzkoala for contributing to the list and expressing support. If I accidentally missed anybody, know that you are also appreciated! The task at hand right now is how to organize our Twitter outreach to influencers. As a starting point, we may: Decide on a day to start the Tweet campaign.Increase our numbers by recruiting on other social media platforms dedicated to Sense8.Coordinate days to tweet at specific celebrities. We should make those who have connections to the Wachowskis and/or have already tweeted support for Sense8 in the past our biggest priority, but please post your own suggestions as well and let the Cluster decide. The list is reprinted below, and as the evening and next day goes on, I will be adding dates next to the names. Edit 1: Sensates, I am setting the tentative start date for 6/8. Each day will have one person from the Wachowski/JMS list and one person from the LGBT-friendly list from Phase I. This is to express our wish that any show revival be directed by the original creators only in order to preserve its original social and artistic vision. Please feel free to comment! From /u/StariNight69's suggestion, please repost this thread and the one before it throughout the interwebs to increase our numbers. Again, thank you so very much for all the interest! Feel free to suggest more names as well, although since we have a long list already, these will be added into the schedule for the following thirty days. ------------------------------------------------Note: Those who don't have an official page on Twitter (does not tweet) may have Twitter fanpages or other social media. Feel free to add those in as well. Sense8 Pages Twitter: @Sense8Tumblr: sense8.tumblr.comFacebook: @Sense8TV Sense8 Main Cast Miguel Angel-Silvestre: @ma_silvestreDoona Bae: (does not tweet)Jamie Clayton: @MsJamieClaytonTina Desai: @tinadesai07Tuppence Middleton: @TuppenceToby Onwumere: @toby_onwumereMax Riemelt: @MaxRiemeltBrian J. Smith: @BrianJacobSmith Twitter Campaign Calendar (Preliminary) Thank you for the suggestion, /u/simkaspruce. First item: Actors and actresses who worked with the Wachowskis or J. Michael Straczynski Second item: LGBT-friendly influencers 6/8: Tom Hanks: @TomHanks, Laverne Cox: @Lavernecox 6/9: Keanu Reeves: @keanureeves, Marc Jacobs: @themarcjacobs 6/10: Carrie-Anne Moss: @annapurnaliving, Jean-Claude Van Damme: @RealJeanClaude 6/11: Channing Tatum: @channingtatum, Melissa Etheridge: @metheridge 6/12: Halle Berry: @halleberry, Lady Gaga: @ladygaga 6/13: Chris Hemsworth: @chrishemsworth, Ellen Degeneres: @TheEllenShow 6/14: Bruce Boxleitner: @boxleitnerbruce, Kirk Hammett: @kirkhammett 6/15: Naomie Harris: @NaomieHarris, Troy Sivan: @troysivan 6/16: Christina Ricci: @ChristinaRicci, Matt Bomer: @mattbomer 6/17: Roger Allam: @All_Allam, Wentworth Miller: @WenthworthM 6/18: Hugo Weaving: (does not tweet), JK Rowling: @jk_rowling 6/19: Stephen Fry: @stephenfry, Nyle DiMarco: @NyleDiMarco 6/20: RAIN: @29rain, Andy Cohen: @Andy 6/21: Keith David: @ImKeithDavid, RuPaul: @rupaul 6/22: Jim Broadbent: (does not tweet), Ian McKellan: @IanMcKellan 6/23: Hugh Grant: @hackedoffhugh, Misha Collins: @mishacollins 6/24: Laurence Fishburne: (does not tweet), Cheyenne Jackson: @cheyennejackson 6/25: Monica Bellucci: (does not tweet), Andy Dick: @andydick 6/26: Eddie Redmayne: (does not tweet), George Takei: @GeorgeTakei 6/27: Sean Bean: (does not tweet), Lauren Jauregui: @LaurenJauregui 6/28: , Joss Whedon: @joss 6/29: ,Tyler Oakley: @tyleroakley 19 Comments 62 Best Write a comment 404GravitasNotFound • 11h Thank you for making this thread!! If this works, this could be a big pain in the butt for Netflix, and, it'll work in true Sense8 style--by leveraging social connections! 10 newthrooawayyy • 9h Thanks! :) 2 LordAnubis10 • 8h Gotta exploit us virts! 2 AnnaAvery • 10h I think adding more LGBT friendly Youtubers would be great, they are communicating with the target audience of the show. I first watched this show because the diversity and cultural aspects seemed amazing, but stayed for the awesome sensates and plot! Here's some good Youtubers that may be good to reach out to: Bria and Chrissy: @BriaAndChrissy Gay Women Channel: @GayWomenChannel , @AgeDilonardo , @Srotella Stephanie Frosch: @ElloSteph Hart Beat: @iHartBeat @IISuperwomanII Hope this helps! 6 newthrooawayyy • 9h It definitely does! Thanks! 2 rangerpax • 9h This article compares Sense8 with Star Trek in terms of diversity and breaking down barriers (it was the first white/black kiss on television iirc). This could help with tweets to George Takei @GeorgeTakei (and could open up other Star Trek avenues as well!) 5 newthrooawayyy • 9h I'll save this post for when we tweet at him and I'll mention it in the OP later. Thank you! 3 kanda_92 • 12h Nice schedule, P.S. I noticed a lot of people are already tweeting Ellen & Gaga. 5 newthrooawayyy • 11h Great stuff! Hopefully if they retweet, it will encourage their own influencer friends to retweet in kind! 1 jayellteee • 10h Might I suggest adding Anthony Rapp (@albinokid) to the list? He's an openly gay Broadway actor (known best for the original cast and film adaptation of RENT) and will be playing a gay scientist in the new Star Trek series on CBS! I've already tweeted him about Sense8 and he said he hasn't seen the show but applauds its diversity. Hopefully he could retweet some stuff. 3 newthrooawayyy • 9h Great suggestion! Let's add him in! 1 Dlexx • 10h You should add Linda Perry@RealLindaPerry to that list. With her song playing such an important role in the series. Maybe add her wife Sara Gilbert @THEsaragilbert, too. 2 newthrooawayyy • 9h Yes, let's do that! 1 rangerpax • 9h Another thought: do check the time of day they tend to post/retweet. Tweeting during those times may yield better results... 2 newthrooawayyy • 9h Very valuable suggestion! 1 cm880 • 9h Hi guys! This sounds fantastic and thanks so much for compiling. I'll share this with our Twitter crew. Is there a specific hashtag we want to include when we Tweet them? 1 newthrooawayyy • 9h BringBackSense8 1 cm880 • 9h Got it. I'll pass along! 1 PiezStivi • 5h https://twitter.com/sense8/status/865582690786983939 looks that actors are really enjoining Sense8, they will probably help. 1

[hawthornewhisperer]

Fairly Coherent Thoughts on 404

A lack of bellarke interactions means a lack of screaming but that means a slightly better put together recap so hey, trade off?

What the fuck was Jaha even floating on?  A mattress?  Can he even swim?  Was he rowing back to shore?  I have so many questions.

Also, Clarke being like OKAY THE ALLOTTED THREE MINUTES OF FUN TIME HAVE PASSED EVERYONE BACK TO WORK while wearing her best grumpy cat face is like, Peak Clarke I love it.

Things I also love: Monty’s continuing role as truth-teller, both to Clarke and Jasper.  I get why Monty was upset about her methods and I also get why Clarke was feeling defensive and made the choices she did and god, it is so good to have our show back y’all.

That being said: Clarke’s complete inability to sell The List to her people is definitely a sign that she needs Bellamy.  Jaha stepped in with his (obviously gonna be rigged) lottery to calm people down, but man, that was so clearly highlighting how bad Clarke is at this shit.  It’s a consistent character problem for her-- going back to the pilot-- and I love that she’s just like “Okay, but I’m right and you are not the best allocation of resources so...hey, where is everyone going?”

I felt like her talk with Jasper at the end of it was a really nice moment, Jaha shade included, but I also felt like the complete lack of even mentioning Bellamy was kind of jarring?  Like, Bellamy’s on that list too, as that random guy in the crowd so helpfully pointed out, and it’s very obvious to anyone with eyesight that Clarke did not put her own name on the list.  Everyone seems to understand they’re a package deal now, but yet this episode treated the List as 100% Clarke’s idea and fault in a way that doesn’t ring true with the previous three episodes.  So when Jasper is like “don’t lie to us, sell us on it” that felt like the perfect opening for a line like “That’s what I need Bellamy for,” or something, and it felt like a brief return to the lack-of-object-permanence of s3 in a way that grated.  (Obviously, since she explicitly worried about him not being back at the top of the episode and his name was mentioned at least twice in her presence it’s not as bad as Clarke’s Polis-induced Bellamy amnesia, but still).

As for the Medical Adventure Squad, I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of that except for Nyko’s death because dammit, Nyko was so nice and had such a big beard.  He was like the kindly post-apocalyptic biker, who opens doors for everyone and then crushes a beer can in his fist.  But the Luna/Raven moments were great, as was Miller sassing literally everyone and Raven sassing Murphy and Murphy sassing Emori and just...so much sass, all around.  I also loved that Raven appealed to Luna’s heart to get her to stay, and while I’m assuming the whole nightblood thing is not gonna pan out as well as we want it to, I do appreciate that the fandom crowdsourced this solution in like, June.

Okay, so: Polis.  I really, really liked the new building they’re using-- it gives the world a more realistic feel that they’re inhabiting partially destroyed buildings instead of just like, building new homes out of discarded materials.  (I know, I know, there’s the Polis tower, but that is so aggressively decorated with antlers that it feels less post-apoc and more, idk, like all grounders are descended from Gaston).  I also like that escaping/surviving massacres is now like, Indra’s superpower, and I hope she continues to wear plot armor for as long as this show is on the air.  Kane calling Murder!Child #2 into the principal’s office to yell at her was great, as was his scramble to keep Roan on his side.  I totally get why Roan is like “god, I am so done with you guys,” because he IS taking a big risk by supporting them and in return they’re being shady as fuck so like...breaking the treaty is kind of warranted, here.

But what we really have to talk about is Echo/Octavia/Bellamy.  First up, Echo and Kane’s that’s blasphemy/no it’s science! exchange really, really bugged me, because I would give good money (so like, idk, $30?) for there to be a grounder who is not instinctively terrified of technology.  I’m also a little unsure as to whether or not we’re supposed to cringe at Kane’s outright dismissal of a belief system in favor of cold hard facts, but I sure as hell did.  It reminded me of Clarke’s “show them you’re not a savage” line, and I do suspect it is supposed to sound tone deaf but the fact that we know that their science can save them makes Echo seem silly and superstitious and I wish it didn’t.

But then Echo slits Conveniently Well Informed Redshirt’s throat and goes to hunt Octavia at Charlotte’s Cliff and man, I need the show to get a better handle on what they’re doing with Bellamy and Echo and fast.  (Also, why are there so many cliffs in fucking Virginia.)  Echo is very clearly upset by having killed Octavia, and her regret is mostly played as “she knows this will hurt Bellamy” but I’m still not buying why she gives a hot dang about Bellamy in the first place.  Like yes, he saved her from Mount Weather and with apologies to JK Rowling there are some things you can’t share with a person without ending up liking them and strangling a man to death in your underwear is one of them, but her constant vacillation between I will destroy all of Skaikru and but what if it hurts Bellamy’s feelings? is not landing the way I want it to.  This may be something I’m just gonna have to accept (she cares about him because of the mountain and even if that’s not reason enough for me fine it can be reason enough in-show) and let go but for now I am hashtag struggle bus on that.

The moment where Roan makes Echo deliver the news is also very interesting.  Snaps to Zach McGowan, a man I would like to punch and then make out with for three straight hours, for managing to pack annoyance (with Echo’s fuck up), regret (for Octavia’s death), and genuine remorse (for Bellamy and Kane’s sadness) into one side eye.  Ian’s disbelief and grief was also nicely underplayed so as to not draw away from the main event, and Tasya did a great job of selling her own sorrow-- I do think she respected Octavia as a warrior, and it was a good death is probably the highest compliment she knows how to pay-- and then Bob killed us all with his grief.  I’m sure I’ll come back and dwell on “Bellamy without Octavia” in the future but for now let’s just say that was a bleak, bleak moment and everyone involved acted the shit out of it.

Lastly, on Octavia’s Aragorn moment: does it count as an homage if it’s just like, straight up the same scene? Also, in the post apocalyptic LARPing scene, Roan is clearly Elrond and Murderous Elf Prince (whom I missed tonight) is Legolas and obviously Octavia is Aragorn, and when they meet for campaigns Octavia definitely makes Bellamy be Gimli (he’d rather be Samwise but is pacified when given an axe) and Bellamy wants Clarke to be either Frodo or Eowyn but she’s like no fuck you I’m gonna be Galadriel and then Bellamy discovers he’s got an elf fetish after all.

Next week: Clarke does not like Roan’s birthday present for her at all.