#hatchet hours

[wherearemyhatchets]

hello, it’s your local shitposter, Hatchets! I’m back with (shocked pikachu face) another shitpost!

Midsomer Murders should do an episode related to hot peppers 🌶️

John will force Jamie to taste test every species, because it’s John. Fleur will shock everyone by being complete tolerant of spicy stuff, and she’ll down a ghost pepper in front of John to scare the shit out of him. Sarah is there for moral support with the milk.

The murderer will turn out to be some dude who was pressed about his friend-turned-rival stealing the fame for a new species of spicy pepper that he bred.

That is all.

(Btw, can you tell I love spicy food? Lol)

[sweatermuppet]

knives i got for christmas

[mokadevs]

day 19: partners-in-crime

[dessanta]

i’m never not thinking about how when trevor said “no one gives a fuck about me” michael corrects him and says that he does.. they make me feel incredibly ill <\3

[gar-a-ash]

help my online friends are bullying my dogs again

[theydrewfirst]

Ya’ll really be sleeping on Victor Crowley and it shows.

HE IS A LOVELY MAN

[delightfullyterrible]

[madwheelerz]

It's 3am and there's something wrong with Mike. Holly's not sure what it is, but he looks scary and he's holding something, something she knows mommy wouldn't let him touch.

Holly wriggles her toes and blinks at him. "Mikey, where are you going?"

Mike stopped short. He's standing on the porch and everything is so eerily quiet and Holly just wants to go to bed, but something's not right-

"Some dogs got loss Holls, I'm just going to put them back in their place," Mike turns around and throws her grin. It looks sharp.

Her eyes flick to whatever Mike's holding and a chill crawls up her spin. Why would he need something so dangerous to catch dogs?

In the end, Holly watches Mike leave just like every other time she manages to catch him.

[wigglys-dikrats]

did i miss the peip joke or was there no peip joke???

[explosionshark]

Favorite concert pics from 2023

[dawnnighthour]

He reminds me of a cat

[wherearemyhatchets]

YO MIDSOMER S24E1 WAS FIRE (this is somewhat of a pun, iykyk)

— the episode theme was so fun and I especially enjoyed it as someone who does art :))

[doctorwhoisadhd]

seriously though? cannot believe tyler is in this. Get This Guy The FUCK AWAY. from me. Immediately.

[poptartmochi]

listening to devil trigger gets the man UNWISE... needless to say it is gioia hour again 🕳️🤸🏻‍♀️

[bluesundaymorn]

becoming a bit cracked at dbd tbh i need to find a new job

[msclaritea]

Is Hayley Atwell outing herself as an ungrateful asshole, too? Nice job. Just go out with Cruise and leave us alone. That's the best you'll get.

Update:

I must have been right. It's been nonstop shitting in the tags on Twitter from the likes of Rightwingers, Penske and COS. So Hayley IS in Scientology, isn't she? The rush to make her trend after my post, for no reason. I'll bet those blinds about Tom Cruise asking her out were plants to make her seem like an outsider. And that's why she'll say what they tell her to. It's always jarring when a celebrity says something off-brand. She was also very silent while Elizabeth Olsen beat up her character in Doctor Strange memes for months, so much cruelty as promo. Almost like she knew. She knew.