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Higgins: I don't think we can enter this bar. Watts: Why? Higgins: Because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only three of us. Crabtree: Dumb bitch, we'll just invite more people. Watts : looks into the camera like he's on The Office

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TK: babe, I’m home!

Carlos, walking out of the kitchen: hey, welcome home, I cooked pasta—

Carlos: what the fuck is that.

TK, holding a plastic container with a tarantula inside: this is Charlotte! I rescued her during a call today.

Carlos: TK PLEASE THIS IS THE SEVENTEENTH ANIMAL YOU’VE TRIED TO RESCUE

TK: but look how cute she is!

Carlos: YOU SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT THE SCORPION LAST YEAR

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the laugh I let out 😭

-At the Tarlos wedding-

Owen: We should do a toast.

Carlos: That’s a nice idea.

*10 minutes later*

TK: Okay but it took awhile but we are already for the toast. Owen: What did you do that took so long? TK: I got everyone ready for the toast. Carlos, walking over to the father and son: Hey, do either of you know why all of our guests have pieces of toast? TK: For the toast. Carlos: I love you.

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Nah fr, I was so ready to throw hands and kept binging the episodes in hopes of Tarlos getting back together ☠️

The fact that the VERY first thing they did in the time jump at the start of S3 is bring up the break up? Diabolical. Thank god I didn’t watch this live because I would’ve thrown my remote or something

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Carlos Reyes screaming at the sight of an alligator lizard on his shoulder will now live in my head rent free.

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bruh I started watching 911: Lone Star not even a month ago…I’m already nearly done season 3 because I cannot stop watching it despite having final exams next week 😭

Tarlos has me in a chokehold 😭 (I love them your honour)

…I also have somewhat of an urge to draw some fanart lol

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ok, having seen Midsomer’s newest season (24) recently…

I’m just gonna say, Jamie… (I will not elaborate further).

so, because my midsomer murders sergeant oc is a dude who’s totally used to eating spicy stuff…

…how would you rank the actual 5 midsomer sergeants when it comes to spice tolerance? And give a rationale (I don’t care how ridiculous it is, I’ll literally take any explanation)

— don’t be afraid to give an interpretation for the non-sergeant characters either, I’m kinda just curious to see how people would see each character when it comes to tolerating spicy food lmao

— also if they ever made a midsomer murders episode about people getting murdered over hot peppers, I’m gonna lose my marbles 😂

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Ok, so Strawberry Alex exists, but if Henry had one of those types of costumes, what fruit/vegetable would he be???

I may or may not want to doodle them together in their little costumes 😭

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strawberry Alex has many thoughts.

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WHAT THE HELL AINT NO WAY —

All I will say is

Chili peppers. 🌶️

hello, it’s your local shitposter, Hatchets! I’m back with (shocked pikachu face) another shitpost!

Midsomer Murders should do an episode related to hot peppers 🌶️

John will force Jamie to taste test every species, because it’s John. Fleur will shock everyone by being complete tolerant of spicy stuff, and she’ll down a ghost pepper in front of John to scare the shit out of him. Sarah is there for moral support with the milk.

The murderer will turn out to be some dude who was pressed about his friend-turned-rival stealing the fame for a new species of spicy pepper that he bred.

That is all.

(Btw, can you tell I love spicy food? Lol)

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YO MIDSOMER S24E1 WAS FIRE (this is somewhat of a pun, iykyk)

— the episode theme was so fun and I especially enjoyed it as someone who does art :))

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hello, it’s your local shitposter, Hatchets! I’m back with (shocked pikachu face) another shitpost!

Midsomer Murders should do an episode related to hot peppers 🌶️

John will force Jamie to taste test every species, because it’s John. Fleur will shock everyone by being complete tolerant of spicy stuff, and she’ll down a ghost pepper in front of John to scare the shit out of him. Sarah is there for moral support with the milk.

The murderer will turn out to be some dude who was pressed about his friend-turned-rival stealing the fame for a new species of spicy pepper that he bred.

That is all.

(Btw, can you tell I love spicy food? Lol)

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I LOVEEEE 👀✨

midsomer murder screenshot redraw practise thing

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whenever I see an orchid while shopping, I immediately think of Orchis Fatalis. then I snicker under my breath at the thought of Scott being shook about the cost of rare plants, and how people were murdered for the sake of a little yellow orchid ☠️

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Jamie Winter (Midsomer Murders) sketch page. I’ve always loved Midsomer Murders and I’ve been slightly obsessed with Jamie lately, so I really wanted to draw him. My disaster child. :,)

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Gavin Troy (Midsomer Murders) sketch. Love Troy and felt like sketching him as well. (For progress pictures, check out my Instagram post.)