hello, it’s your local shitposter, Hatchets! I’m back with (shocked pikachu face) another shitpost!
Midsomer Murders should do an episode related to hot peppers 🌶️
John will force Jamie to taste test every species, because it’s John. Fleur will shock everyone by being complete tolerant of spicy stuff, and she’ll down a ghost pepper in front of John to scare the shit out of him. Sarah is there for moral support with the milk.
The murderer will turn out to be some dude who was pressed about his friend-turned-rival stealing the fame for a new species of spicy pepper that he bred.
That is all.
(Btw, can you tell I love spicy food? Lol)
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Officially decided I will be posting more on this account again. There won't be as much Midsomer stuff until at least s22 ep5 is out in the UK, but I've got lots of James Bond shitposting to do.
(it won't be regular posting tho as I am a final year student who needs to get his shit together).
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me: watching midsomer murders with my dad
gwilym lee: appears onscreen
my dad: bring home a man like that one day
me: dad i am TRYING
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Based on discord memes.
Source of the pics
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Midsomer Murders Season 14 Episode 6 beekeeping man is my type
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Midsomer Murders shitpost, just because I can
(Screenshots thanks to @aplusadult 😘)
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whenever I see an orchid while shopping, I immediately think of Orchis Fatalis. then I snicker under my breath at the thought of Scott being shook about the cost of rare plants, and how people were murdered for the sake of a little yellow orchid ☠️
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there are times when I wonder, could we ever have the occurrence of Ben and Jamie working together as DCI and DS in Midsomer (i.e. Ben comes in to take John’s spot)??
Also I would find it really funny if that actually happened, and with the idea of Ben still being a single pringle alongside Jamie 😂, then things might get really interesting lmaoooooo
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so, because my midsomer murders sergeant oc is a dude who’s totally used to eating spicy stuff…
…how would you rank the actual 5 midsomer sergeants when it comes to spice tolerance? And give a rationale (I don’t care how ridiculous it is, I’ll literally take any explanation)
— don’t be afraid to give an interpretation for the non-sergeant characters either, I’m kinda just curious to see how people would see each character when it comes to tolerating spicy food lmao
— also if they ever made a midsomer murders episode about people getting murdered over hot peppers, I’m gonna lose my marbles 😂
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Out of inspiration from being smothered with organic chemistry stuff this week (midterm…woohoo…), I wrote a small thing about the midsomer sergeants and how they would fare in the course that I’m doing right now…
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If the midsomer sergeants were students in an organic chemistry university course:
Gavin is just that person who just can’t ever understand it, and no amount of practice or studying will earn him more than a bare pass. Poor dude can’t distinguish an aldehyde from a carboxylic acid. (To be very honest, I’m practically Gavin a lot of the time when it comes to chemistry)
Dan is that student who literally doesn’t do practice problem sets ever (if he does, it’s always with the top students because that’s where you go if you want to climb to the top tbh), and somehow gets above the class’s average just by skimming his notes for three minutes a day…
Ben is that person who’s average to above-average at o-chem; he does his work as recommended by the prof because he actually needs to do it in order to avoid falling behind, but his refusal to attend office hours is the only setback preventing him from being at his best.
Charlie…this man is literally a star at nomenclature and reaction mechanisms, and everyone will approach him at some point to ask for help because they’re all too scared to approach TAs/profs for help. He’s also the type to just practice every single day. Responsible boi
Jamie is one of the ones who are above average too, but probably comes way too close to physically damaging himself for the sake of a good mark. Practice problem sets all night long before exams, even when he’s been doing them regularly throughout the term.
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…aaaand time to go back to my exam reviewing :’)
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I’m gonna probably reveal my midsomer murders oc at the end of the week :)
And I have some stories typed up about him too ^^
(Ngl, kinda nervous cuz it’s the first time I’ve written fanfiction in years and it was for a completely different fandom in the past 0_0)
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