#hate his cringe ass cheesy ass stupid self

[syddog]

Hes in the Amity pride parade! Taking a day off from evil.

Danny deffff stitched that onto the flag (for funsies) but still thinks Vlads new color combo is a crime against fashion

The bi rep we never needed or wanted

Lovely lines by @reading-wanderer

[evermoreparker]

You're Not The Only One

A/n: Hey :) so I'm not exactly new to tumblr, but new to posting what I write here. Hope you enjoy! 💖

Word count: 1,8k

Contains: a lot of angst, pop culture references, but I promise there's fluff in the end.

Saying that you were in love with Peter Parker was an understatement, you were head over heels, all the cheesy songs you can name it, that was how you felt about him.

Letting your feelings aside for the nerdy boy was definetly one of the hardest things you went through in high school, seeing him getting his first kiss, first girlfriend, but no matter how smart he was, he couldn't see the way you were falling for him.

Now, in college, seeing Peter going on dates was one thing, but him asking if your friend was single? It hurt you like when One Direction went on hiatus.

"Hey y/n" he smiled, god you fucking loved and hated that smile, at the same time. How was it possible to get all giggly just thinking about the way he said your name?

"Hey Pete, what's up?" You said taking a sip of your drink and thinking about how easy it would be having someone like Peter by your side.

"Nothing much, can I ask you something?" Oh no, what did he do? Oh he looks definetly nervous, but also cute, the way he looks confused on why you are taking so long to answer, enough daydreaming from now on.

"Yeah sure" he looks around just to check if someone is around, did he kill someone? Well that would be kinda hard considering that he can't kill a spider, cause according to him that would be "killing his own kind", whatever that means, sometimes I think he's hiding something.

"Ok cool i-is y/f/n single?" Waitwaitwait, he's talking about another y/f/n, it's not your friend, chill.

"You mean my friend?" Now it was your time to be the oblivious one.

"I mean if you think it's weird it's ok, I don't mind, it's just that since I hooked you up with one of my friends one time, I was wondering if you could do the same?" Yeah, that shit hurt more than watching a great show but with one of the worst finales.

"Oh yeah, sure, and she's single, I'll talk to her later and then I text you." Peter hugged you so hard that you couldn't breathe properly, sometimes you wonder where all that strenght came from.

"Thank you so so much" he smiled "And btw, Brad's single again, if you want me to call him" Oh Brad, the same stupid guy who thought North Pole was an urban legend. But here's why you dated him for a while, Peter had a new girlfriend, and you were starting to feel left off, so you decided to take your shot and go on some dates. Brad was your middle school crush, and you kinda owned your 11 year old self, so when Peter told you about Brad being in town, you asked him to hook you both up.

Everything was great, until he would open his mouth. You really wanted to break up with him after your fourth date, but breaking up with someone on his birthday wouldn't be really nice, and then his family came to meet you, then the holidays, until you decided to tell him why you couldn't be with him, no matter how hard you tried, it was impossible to forget Peter Parker.

"Oh no I'm good, but thank you though." You smiled faking the whole thing, it gets easier with years pretending you are not madly in love with your best friend.

Needless to say your friend was confused as fuck when you asked her if she wanted to go out with Peter.

"Ok is this a prank? Is this a trap?" Y/f/n stopped watching her movie to turn around and look at you.

"It's not a prank, I'm ok with that, Peter asked and- doesn't matter, I want you to go, if you want to, of course" Getting out of her bed, she hugged you.

"Oh honey" oh no, not the pity voice. "I'm so sorry, I know how much you like him" you stopped hugging her before she realized you were almost crying on her shoulder.

"It's fine, really, it'd be good for me to move on, it's been way too long and you deserve someone like him" your friend looked surprised, not knowing if you were telling the truth since you were too busy staring at the white walls in her dorm room.

And pointless to say that you spent the night crying and watching Love, Rosie.

"Stupid fucking movie that shit doesn't happen in real life and everyone knows it!" Yelling at the top of your lungs to your laptop screen..

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Peter kept telling all the jokes you told him, pretending that they were his, at least this way he could feel you closer to him. He wonders why you've been acting so strange lately.

And your friend keeps laughing, because alcohol has that affect on people, making you forget what you were worried about, making you say things you are not supposed to...

"So, Peter" y/f/n says while drinking her scotch neat "Are you sure y/n was ok with, you know, you asking me out?"

"Yeah she was super cool about it"

"Bet she lied." she mumbles while suddently finding incredibly interesting her glass, little did she know that the boy sitting next to her had enhanced hearing.

"Wha-why? Why would she lie?" Shock crossed Peter's face, almost as fast as realization hit him.

"I gotta go, I'm sorry" too early to swing with civilians around, too late to walk till your dorm room, so Peter decides to catch a cab. Wait could it be? No that would make no sense, why would you let him ask your friend out then? And before he can realize what he's about to do, he's already in campus searching for your dorm.

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"NOT AGAIN gotta be kidding me, why do you keep chasing someone who doesn't want you?" Oh, ok, you get it, let's not yell to characters anymore.

Wiping your tears for the eleventh time that night, hearing a knock on your door. You decide to ignore, finishing How I met your mother was more important.

"Y/n it's Peter" oh no. Trying to brush your hair with your fingers so that you didn't look like a total mess to the cute guy you love, you open the door.

"Hey Pete, what's up?" You couldn't deny your puffy eyes but you can always blame it on rom coms. Peter felt like shit thinking about being the reason you had been crying all night. You wiped your eyes but the tears came anyway. Peter needed to ask you what was going on, but he also needed to be there as your friend. He opened his arms, and you fell into his embrace.

"You can let it out" he whispered while caressing your hair.

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After what felt like hours, now sitting on your bed, you finally looked at Peter and was ready to ask why he left so early from his date, but almost like he could read your mind, he decided to ask first.

"Y/n?" You looked at his brown curls, wondering what was like to run your fingers through his hair.

"Yeah?"

"Hm d-do you like me? Like more than friends" Oh shit you're gonna kill y/f/n and her drunk-ass self.

"Whaat?" Your voice went high pitched. So many years lying to your parents but you can't do that to Peter, he knows you more than you know yourself.

"S-so you do like me?" It was his time to sound like he was going through puberty all over again.

Too embarrassed to say something, you just nod and get ready for the "I like you too, but just as a friend", instead you get a nervous Peter.

"Ok what I'm about to tell you is my biggest secret and you can't tell this to anyone"

"Peter I know you know all the choreographies from high school musical, I still accept you" putting your arm around his shoulders.

"I'm not talking about- wait how do you know that? Doesn't matter we'll get back to there later" he fidgets with his hands. "I'm spiderman" before you can interrupt him, he starts talking faster and faster. "I know it's gonna sound totally crazy, but I got bit by a spider at 15, and, well, that explains why I am more... muscular?" He cringes at his words but decides to go on "Also why I aciddently broke your sink while supporting my hand on it, and I can explain everything, I swear" Trying to understand while Peter talked at the speed of light , you finally had answers for what you were searching for.

"Ok... So it was a secret for a secret? Like you finding out about me having a crush on you since I was 14, so you tell me that you are a superhero??"

"Wait I'm not done yet" he takes another deep breath before singing rap god, again. "Being spiderman is extremely dangerous and I didn't want to put you in danger too, I love you too much for that." here it comes, as a friend. "Way more than a friend" before you can ask if Peter was joking, he continues. "And it's already too much that May knows, Ned knows, MJ knows, they are all in danger because of me" now it's Peter's turn to start crying. "I couldn't do the same with you, so I had to pretend I wasn't upset when you had your first kiss, and it wasn't with me, when you had your first boyfriend, all your firsts didn't have a different affect each time, all of them hurt like hell the same way" You are not the only one who's oblivious towards someone else's feelings, and I'm sorry for that, but the risk of putting you in danger, wouldn't let me do anything about the way I felt- I mean, feel about you. I lost way too many important people in my life, I couldn't bear losing you too." He sobbed while wiping his tears. "But now that I know you feel the same, suddently everything is worth fighting for. I love you so much, and- Peter's words were cut by your warm lips meeting his.

Time is relative. You never understood Einstein's theory, until now.

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”

After what felt like a few seconds, but was actually hours, you both pull away with the biggest grin.

"Wanna go out sometime? I know spiderman." He whispers the last part while laughing at his own joke.

"Sure, can I bring Brad?" Peter gasps, pretending to be offended.

"How dare you? At least choose someone who knows geography."

[pochapal]

I hate doctor 11 but ive never been able to explain why in like words lmao. He feels like such a mary sue character imo and like theres something about his characterisation that was always just really ineffective (like the stuff about fishfingers and custard or whatever it was). Imo i'd love to hear you give top 5 worst things about the 11 era because i rlly just love when it gets torn apart

i hold nothing but a seething contempt and loathing for that man. every time he appeared on screen i felt ready to snap like a riled up chimpanzee in my enclosure. i am frothing at the mouth and overcome with a desire to start flinging heavy objects. this might be incoherent and inconsistent but i started this rewatch in feb 2020 and only finished this week so i got through 11′s episodes last august/september time and i refuse to revisit it to jog my memory or fact check anything i’m saying here because this man does not deserve the space in my mind for that.

the first thing is i can’t fucking STAND the quirky whimsy timey wimey bit he has going on all of the time. i can’t even say this is because this is a kids show and i was a teen and then adult when i first properly watched him but actually!! when i was eleven years old i’d sleep over at a friend’s house most weekends and it always coincided with the airing of a new season 5 episode and i remember we watched the finale with the dumb time hopping to get out of the box prison that was never explained and didn’t make sense and i thought at the time “this is really stupid”. and before that my only other doctor who exposure was watching the david tennant christmas specials with another friend and throughout childhood my only opinion on doctor who was “this is a tv show that is not for me but is one that all the boys i am friends with like so i will put up with it to maintain our friendships” but at least those episodes were both suspenseful and engaging enough to keep me watching all the way through. like who the fuck does an end of the world sci fi plot and approaches it with an “oopsy woopsy i am a funny little alien man who is going to stop you all by making you do a hecking silly” like it’s unneeded and self-parodies an already cheesy show to the point where it becomes unwatchable and makes it impossible to ever take this man seriously.

next thing that downright sucks ass so badly is the stupid fucking overwritten constantly escalating plotlines. like everything from season 5 up until his regeneration at the end of season 7 is meant to be this grand interconnected cosmic plot about how...the doctor trying to bring back his planet will end the universe or something so all the top powers across all of reality tried again and again to stop him from doing that except he doesn’t know what’s going on so he keeps thwarting these people who supposedly mean good?? i mean i sure don’t fucking know what they were trying to say!! like for some reason we never get the doctor suddenly becomes this superdemon that threatens everything so these people (whoever they are) decide to, in sequence: suck him through a time rift to erase him from existence, trap him in a prison and remake a universe without him, take his companion’s baby and turn her into a perfectly trained doctor killer, form two(!!) secret societies to hunt him throughout history that are only stopped by his companion splintering herself across his personal timeline to protect him, and repeatedly cause reality collapsing events because it’s a kinder outcome for the universe than what he will do. this grand and terrible event turns out to be...he spends a few hundred years chilling by a rift that leads to his home planet and protects a few generations of children from monsters which convinces them to give him infinite regeneration power then fuck off back to their pocket universe. and it’s like!! what is the point of anything that happens in this man’s era when everything is always “the darkest moment” or whatever the fuck!! i don’t care!! we never get a compelling reason to believe this bumbling clown of a man could ever be a universal threat!! the whole thing is so dumb i hate it!!!

thing number three i hate is how the eleventh doctor is ALSO characterised as this abrasive egotistic male supergenius to the point where he becomes genuinely indistinguishable from bbc sherlock. genuinely who enjoyed seeing this guy constantly tell people their tiny human minds can’t comprehend what he’s doing and then basically just wave his magic wand to solve whatever problem each episode is facing. 2012 is the year of human sin because this fucking shitsmear character archetype somehow became both a redditor role model AND a tumblr sexyman and it’s like!! nobody is enjoying this stop making this seem cool! him saying timey wimey thing any time he does anything is frustrating and dumb and locks the viewer out of giving a fuck about anything that is happening! smartest man in the room syndrome is a disease and the eleventh doctor is terminal with it. like remember how they established river as an accomplished scientist (when she wasn’t being a child soldier or a time paradox or whatever the fuck) and every time that came up mr doctor eleven man was like “oh this thing is obvious because i’m a genius and you didn’t realise because your brain is tiny so get out of the way and let the grownups think” or that time it turned out amy had been replaced with a slime clone for half the season and the doctor chewed rory (audience surrogate) out for somehow not realising this fact we didn’t know right from the start and like. this served no purpose other than to draw into severe question why the doctor is also this super beloved magical figure implicitly trusted by all children everywhere like. mr steven moffat is totally allergic to writing and solving mysteries in his tv show and fuck you for wanting to figure things out as you go along based on the new evidence you uncover at strategic plot intervals just let this asshole man use magical thinking to reveal he knew the answer all along and you’re a fucking idiot for not also realising this thing which had no basis or precedent anywhere else in the show.

speaking of dumb things let us not forget the absolute shitshow that was minority representation in this era. i’m not even talking about the low hanging fruit of how genuinely unironically sexist amy and clara were written where each episode moffat either seemed to loathe them or was incredibly horny over them and they had no character growth or arc or fucking anything. i’m talking about how fucking shit terrible the incidental representation was. god remember how every single fucking gay person who appeared in this era was written as one incredibly fucking stupid joke and how the women were all either sexy dominatrix, feeble girl in love, or Mother (or all three in some really terrible cases) and i’m not qualified to talk about this but also how incredibly white this era was and how on two separate occasions we had monarchs reimagined as sexy girlbosses with a gun played by black women who the doctor leched over. nothing about any of this was good ESPECIALLY coming off the back of rtd who was surprisingly forward thinking for 2005 and did a really good job of positing travel with the doctor as queer allegory. in comparison moffat gave us THE MOST heterosexual shlock i’ve ever had to endure. amy and rory could have been interesting characters were they not hemmed into this domestic bickering young straight married couple bullshit that was in no way changed or altered by traveling with the doctor except for the quasi incestuous river song reveal that was dumb and bad and stupid.

the last major mega gripe i have with the series is moffat’s fucking jingoistic boner for british military aesthetics. this carried over throughout his entire tenure as showrunner but was super terrible vomit inducing in eleven’s era. the unironic admiration for ww2 britain and winston churchill is downright wretched. are you incapable of telling a second world war story outside of churchill’s london and plucky blitz fighters. shit gives me hives so badly. and then!!! that weird church owned army that features in the future that end up being bad not for the concept of what basically amounts to an imperialistic intergalactic rendition of the fucking crusades but because they’re part of the nonsense go nowhere puzzlebox narrative that says the doctor is a not good man who will do bad things to the universe :(. remember how rtd’s doctor was a freshly traumatised man hot off the war criminal press who time and time again vehemently refuses to engage in military violence, but who tragically inadvertently turns every one of his companions into soldiers in his own personal army, and he has this moment of complete horror at the realisation and it is this which causes the downward spiral that ends in 10′s regeneration. and then how there’s this cringe line about how there’s a force of people who are “the doctor’s army, always ready to fight his battles when he’s not around” or some shit and then it turns out this is actually massive literal military operation and we’re meant to celebrate this. fuck off.

bonus round because this needs to be said but i have never hated anything like i hated that fucking human tardis episode. everything about it induced violent anger in me from the sickening overindulgence of that softgoth dark whimsy helena bonham carter tim burton aesthetic to the bafflingly terrible evil carny stereotype of those junk scavengers to the overblown sudden tragic shipbait romance of human tardis and the doctor. every word out of her mouth was trite shit and the fact that the death of her body was presented as this super emotional dramatic scene despite there being no buy in or incentive to care and the fact that every single person on tumblr in 2012 ate that shit up like it was fucking gourmet. i loathe every single thing about that episode so much.

[babbushka]

oooooooooooooooh hooray for sleepover!! these ask lists are so fun! pure asks: 14, 19. spring asks: cream, grass, matcha. intimate s/o asks: #3 #4. seasonal asks: four leaf clover aaaaaaand finally, romantic asks: #11 #12. THANK YOU!

Lol yes hooray for sleepover indeed my dear anon! Thank you so much for asking all these! :) 

14. What high school stereotype were/are you

I was only in high school for 2 years before going to college full time, but when I was in high school I was in with the emo/scene crowd, and in the theater sphere, lol. It’s okay, no one hates me more than I hate me. 

19. Have you learnt anything in self isolation

Yes! That I absolutely under no circumstances can be left alone to my own devices for more than like 3 days before I go insane. I’m a Libra, I need affection and attention or else I honestly wither away. 

Cream: do you wear make-up?

Occasionally! I love to wear lipstick and lipgloss, and I love wearing mascara. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll pop on some eyeshadow! Face makeup like foundation/concealer/contour etc freaks me out so I don’t ever use it lol

Grass: do you get hayfever or spring allergies?

No I don’t, thank goodness!

Matcha - what’s your go to coffee/tea order this time of year?

It never changes for me lol, i’m pretty standard: medium caramel iced coffee with cream & sugar

3. How often do you and Flip have sex?

Every day, at least once a day, but if we can swing it then twice. Listen there’s a reason he’s got me knocked up again lmao 

4. Is foreplay important to Flip, (do they take things slow or get right to it)?

Yes! He’s honestly too big to forgo it, plus foreplay is half the fun!! The teasing flirting anticipation and preparation always makes us feel silly stupid in love :)

Sometimes he’ll be an ass though, and will drag it out way too long to be difficult on purpose lol 

four leaf clover: does Flip have any good luck charms or superstitions? do you? do the two of you share any?

He’s not really superstitious, but he’s a little ‘stitious. He knocks on wood and spits three times whenever he sees or hears something bad, he only buys even numbers of flowers, and he always closes open books. My superstitions are mostly like, trying not to jinx anything, lol. 

11. What do you want out of the future with Flip? Do you want marriage, a family, a houseful of dogs? Or do you not think that far ahead and prefer to focus entirely on the here and now? Do you know if they have any thoughts like this?

Well considering that we’re married and have two kids and are expecting another, I think it’s safe to say that the future with my Philly looks bright! We’re not really planning on having any more kids after these, but who knows. Our house is certainly on a big enough plot of land to keep adding rooms lol! He’s kind of really emotionally invested in being a good father, because his dad was such a piece of shit. So he’s very happy to continue to grow and provide for our family! (no animals yet though lol)

12. What is your preferred method of flirting? Are you physical, do you use cheesy but harmless pick-up lines, or are you heavy-handed in your approach? How do they react to being flirted with? If you don’t flirt with them, how else do you (or did you) show them you were interested in them?

Flip and I are always flirting omg. It doesn’t ever really stop with him! Definitely lots of pick up lines that are cheesy and straight out of romcoms that make us both cringe in a good way. Comments here and there, compliments, hugs and kisses and batting eyelashes, blushing at one another and egging each other on are how we spend too much of our time lol! He always gets so annoyingly full of himself though, his ego going through the roof smh! 

[bts-fic-collection]

fics with lgbt themes? i’m feeling pretty low about my identity and it’d be nice to read some fics with trans male bts if that’s okay

Sure! Your identity is valid!! ^_^

Touch by mishainprogress

Rating: E

Pairings: Hoseok/Yoongi

Status: Complete

Word count: 114,420

Summary: “Hey.” Hoseok kissed Yoongi’s nose and he opened his eyes to look at him. “Why were you trying so hard to make me think I wouldn’t like you?”

“It's hard to hate myself when you like me so much.”

“Well maybe you shouldn't hate yourself so much then. It sounds like a pretty shitty time.”

“Oh thanks, I’m all better,” Yoongi said as he rolled his eyes. “I love me so much I could practically date myself. Sorry Hoseok, I've found another man.”

“You’re the worst.”

“You’re doing wonders for my self-confidence.”

“I sure hope so. Maybe one day you’ll like yourself almost as much as I like you,” Hoseok said with a teasing edge.

“Why not more?”

“Because that’s not possible.”

“Is that a challenge?”

“Obviously.” Hoseok grinned and kissed Yoongi’s nose again.

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Or, Yoongi has lots of insecurities about being trans, and meeting Hoseok might be the final push he needed to address the ones that scare him the most.

Fuckversary by max1e and mill1e

Rating: E

Pairings: Namjoon/Taehyung

Status: Incomplete

Word count: 11,548

Summary: How to celebrate a fuckbuddy anniversary:

1. Make stupid bet 2. Lose 3. End up getting your ass tattooed by the ex-boyfriend you cheated on with said fuckbuddy4. Cringe to death

you make my heart feel like it's summer by verses

Rating: M

Pairings: Hoseok/Yoongi

Status: Complete

Word count: 7,118

Summary: “aren’t you gonna show me your pretty eyes, hobah?”

“can’t. they’re leaky.”

“and i love them anyway.”

hoseok groaned, stuffing what little of his face yoongi could see under a blanket and giggling. “hyung, that was so cheesy!” he complained.

“ahh! your love made me this way, hoseokah,” yoongi said, clutching his heart dramatically. “your love turned me into a cheesy noodle. i used to be so cold and cruel, then you came into my life and turned me into a lovesick fool!”

[ or, the one in which yoongi and hoseok are just stupidly in love with each other and that's it. that's the plot. ]

Bathing In The Rainbow by Darky24

Rating: M

Pairings: Seokjin/Yoongi

Status: Complete

Word count: 16,400

Summary: When Kim Seokjin goes to Pride this year to support (keep an eye on) his newly out of the closet little brother he doesn't expect to be hosed down with a lecture on lgbtq from a small man with hair as minty as Seokjin likes his tea.

Chasing Clouds by VanishedElf

Rating: E

Pairings: Taehyung/Jimin

Status: Complete

Word count: 10,370

Summary: Who knew Jimin would find his best friend in university? Both dance majors, both friends with Namjoon and Hobi, both completely out of their minds; no wonder Jimin fell inescapably in love with him the moment they met.

A story that spans over several years.

(For general lgbt fics, I’ll also recommend Paint by Minverse, and follow my girl by infiniteandsmall :) )

[bts-soccer-moms]

!!Soft Fluff Bias Tag 💜

We were tagged by @denim-jins. Thank you! It was so much fun!

Toni

1. Who is my bias?

Our wonderful leader: joonie.

2. What made you notice them?

I'm a slut for smart guys and Intellectuals so this was pretty much a no brainer for me. I was in denial for some time tho.

3. What's your favorite thing about them?

I pretty much love everything about him wich is pretty embarrassing tbh. I love that he is so tall and can seem quite intimidating but he's actually the sweetest and nobody is really scared of him lol. I feel like he takes everyone very seriously and you could have the best conversations with him. But he is also really daddy. Like the ddaeng performance snatched my wig. What the fuck joonie not okay.

4. Who would initiate skinship more?

Probably me. I'm a little like jiminie in that regard. I just love cuddling.

5. Who would hog the blankets more?

If you steal my blankets imma whoop your ass. One blanket each. I hate shared blankets!

6. Who would be more clingy?

I don't think either of us would be very clingy. I need my alone time and I think Joonie does too. I like it when things come naturally and I think Joonie is pretty sensitive so he will know when it's time to spend some time together.

7. Who would say I love you first?

Him probably lol. I have never said I love you. I take that shit very fucking seriously. I don't know. When it feels right I will say it but I'll probably take my time so it's possible he'll beat me to it.

8. Who would be more easily flusteted?

Him. Like have you seen the guy? He is so easy to make flustered and imma make sure to take advantage of that.

9. What cuddling position would you two have?

Spooning and I'd be the little spoon. He's perfect for that with his long ass arms and big ass body. Or I will lay on his chest and listen to his heartbeat.

10. Which colors remind you of him?

I don't really know. Soothing colors I think like a light blue and a deep green. I think he has a very calming presence.

11. What season would you like to spend with them?

I fucking love autumn. It's the best time. It has the best light. The best colors. The best food. The best fashion. Let's cuddle up to each other with a tea and listen to the rain outside. Fuck. Yes. And I almost forgot Halloween! Halloween is the best. Couples costume of something obscure nobody but us understands please because I am obnoxious.

12. Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

I think we'd both start together and both eat everything before we could put it in the oven because we are idiots.

13. Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

Again, both of us. And we'd both cringe and then laugh about it trying to one up each other with bad puns until everybody in the room has left.

14. Who would want to adopt 50 cats and dogs?

I don't want that many actually. I just want a few that I can really love. So I think none of us.

15. Which one of you would almost burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

Lol do you have to ask?

16. Who likes to lean over train railings and who would pull them back?

Him. I bet he would get fascinated by something and then just forget about the danger. And I'd die of a heart attack every time because he still doesn't really know how to control his long ass limbs.

17. What would watching horror movies with them be like?

I think we'd both like to try and then fail. I think horror is such a cool genre but I am a fucking pussy. So we'd sit down and try to focus on the plot and talk about our fears and stuff. And the there'd be a jump scare and we'd shit our pants.

18. Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

Both a mixture of both I think depending on the mood. I think Joonies game becomes pretty smooth when he's being his deep ass self but when he tries to be all fuckboy it's cringy as hell.

19. Who would be more competitive?

I'm only competitive when it's about being right lol. So we'd argue about a fact and then Google it and the loser would grumble and sit in a corner for a while.

20. Who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink etc.?)

I hope none of us. I hope we'd find a rhythm where we can do these things together naturally.

21. Who sends memes and who sends cute "I miss you" texts at 3 am?

I send memes. Because when I see something that reminds me of him I'll send it to him. Also I'm an asshole. I hate being cheesy. I think Joonie would be really cute. Especially when he has to work late.

Marie

1. Who is my bias?

the one and only: yoongi. (that gif gives me all the feels)

2. What made you notice them?

i honestly don’t remember. toni introduced me to bts and i was watching a bunch of videos and at some point my brain was like: i want this idiot, plz. and fire did the rest...

3. What’s your favorite thing about them?

where do i start? i love that he is so passionate about his music. he is a man with a plan and not afraid to dream big and work hard. i have a lot of respect for everything he does and did. i also love that he cares so much about the people he love. he doesn’t have to constantly say it but he rather shows it. he is such a softie but pretends not to be. another thing i just adore: he sees the person first and doesn’t judge a book by it’s cover. and last but not least OBVIOUSLY his hands. lol.

4. Who would initiate skinship more?

that’s a hard one because i think neither of us are very touchy, touchy people. but i’m very cuddly with select people, so i would say probably me?

5. Who would hog the blankets more?

two words: separate blankets. i need to sleep wrapped up like a burrito. cuddling is nice but when it comes to sleeping there is my side and his side. 

6. Who would be more clingy?

i think neither of us would be very clingy tbh. i love my freedom and i think so does yoongi. we both probably need our “me-time”. i feel trapped when people are too clingy. but there is also a huge difference in talking each day and being clingy in my opinion. 

7. Who would say I love you first?

i think yoongi would? he has the softest heart and i think he would say it as soon as he feels it. it would take me forever to say it out loud because i overthink EVERYTHING and i would be too afraid to say it. 

8. Who would be more easily flustered? 

we are both tsundere AF. we both get flustered way to easy.

9. What cuddling position would you two have?

head on his chest all the way! i love listening to people’s heartbeats.

10. Which colors remind you of him?

i would say ruby red, because it’s such a strong and powerful color but at the same time it’s warm and calming.

11. What season would you like to spend with them?

winter! especially the christmas time. first of all because i love christmas! but also because it’s the season of staying inside, drinking hot drinks and watching stupid, romantic movies on tv. and christmas time is family time. i have a big family and we spend most weekends leading up to christmas together, playing games, eating food and drinking mulled wine. spending christmas with my family is basically the ultimate boyfriend test. 

12. Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

i love baking, so i would probably bake the cookies and i always make sure that everyone around me can steal the batter. i always need someone to try the batter so i will probably force him to “steal” some. lol.

13. Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

i will make awful puns because i learned from the best (my dad and my grandpa) and i laugh about the stupidest shit. well... and we all know what yoongi thinks of bad puns. :D

14. Who would want to adopt 50 cats and dogs?

neither of us honestly. i think we are both rational in that way. even though i’m an impulse buyer...

15. Which one of you would almost burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to rescue?

i’m actually a good cook but i cut myself quite regularly because i’m an idiot. so he would have to protect me from my own stupidity. but i think yoongi could burn the kitchen down just to prove that he can flambé something, because he’s stubborn. 

16. Who likes to lean over train railings and who would pull them back?

i think both of us are fans of safety. lol. 

17. What would watching horror movies with them be like?

well he said he’s not the biggest fan of horror movies. i love horror movies tho but i don’t really enjoy watching them with people who don’t like them. but if he would watch one with me, he would have to protect me afterwards. because even though i love to be spooked, i’m always super scared afterwards. 

18. Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

i think we both would be accidentally cheesy flirts. i feel like we both would find the strangest things super cheesy and some things okay. he would probably try to be smooth but fail miserably. 

19. Who would be more competitive? 

when it comes to games: i’m usually not very competitive but just the fact that he gets super whiney when he loses at a game would make me competitive. i’m a huge asshole to people who can’t lose. :D

20. Who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink etc.)?

yoongi. 100% he’s a workaholic. he needs someone to take care of him and i would say i’m a very caring person. that’s how i show my love to people, making sure they stay happy and healthy. but at the same time i can't take care of myself so he would have to remind me of that too. lol.

21. Who sends memes and who sends cute “I miss you” texts at 3 am?

again yoongi has the softest heart. i think he would send i miss you text, because he actually cares a lot about the people he loves and what to remind them, that he cares. i just love to send memes. that’s kinda how i show my love to people like: sending people random pictures, because it reminded me of them. 

Hope you enjoyed it! :D

We tag @sugakookiesbutbadass, @honeystae, @kc-junghsk @casuallydylan, @spankpjm and everyone that wants to join! :)

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ALL OF THE QUESTIONS

*cracks knuckles* OKAY HERE GOES NOTHING

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

If they were down hell yeah

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Incorrect

3. Have you taken someone’s virginity?

No

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

It’s my biggest issue m8

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I don’t like anyone so no

6. What are you excited for?

For this school year to be over, and kh3

7. What happened tonight?

Nothing but I have to take a shit

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Not really unless it’s one of my friends and I have to baby them

9. Is confidence cute?

There’s….a thin line…. we’ll just say confidence is great

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water……..because……that’s all I ever drink

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Maybe one

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

I have like 15 pairs they’re the only jeans I wear

13. What are you gonna do on Saturday night?

We’re hosting a baby shower at my house but the mommy-to-be isn’t even going to be there

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Who can ever tell…..probably…..food….unhealthy food

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No thank GOD

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Well…January is about that time…..prime time…..yeah I’ll be even shittier than I am now

17. Who do you feel the most comfortable talking to about anything?

For most things, ryry :)

18. The last time you felt broken?

This morning

19. Have you had sex today?

No

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

A lot of things but I’m trying to not make this whole thing depressing

21. Are you in a good mood?

I suppose so

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

No. I have nothing against sharks they are lovely but I do not feel comfortable near any kind of sea animal even fucking minnows please don’t nibble on my toes

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

They sure are

24. What do you want right now?

To be able to hug my internet friends, to not suffer, to go take a shit

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Like I said this person doesn’t exist but the person/people closest to it? I’d probably be happy for them idk

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Half of it yes

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

If there even is someone who can’t make me laugh they’re probably a spawn of the devil because….I laugh at everything….so no

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Ryder saying he doesn’t dance in the car….he P E R F O R M S

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Every second of every day with every bone in my body

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

My old self would say yes but….no

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

I could never

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Again, hypothetical person/people, no

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda pop?

Ya got me…..I am one of THOSE people

34. Listening to?

FUCK okay I’m not going to lie I am listening to She Looks So Perfect By 5sos I swear to god I’m not in a phase

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Um yeah we all make mistakes okay people who write in pen can fuck off

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

I sure do he’s sitting his no life havin ass right at home playing xbox like always with respect because that is also me

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No way

38. Who did you last call?

Elizabeth Tudor My friend

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

This girl whom I have reserved a special place in hell for

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I felt like I had to

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

This question has bestowed much sadness upon me, I don’t remember pls someone send some my way

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

No

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Shit probably

44. Do you tan in the nude?

No but when I get my own place you can bet ur ass I will

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Yeah he’s got some chapped ass lips

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

No but I fell asleep WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO REPLY COUGH COUGH

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Someone in Georgia????

48. Do you sing in the shower?

No but again, when I get my own place….u can bet ur ass I will

49. Do you dance in the car?

I P E R F O R M

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yes and I highly recommend it’s very calming

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Other than school pictures, I was like 3

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Not really cheesy more like annoying but I usually don’t mind them

53. Is Christmas stressful?

If I were a good person this answer would be yes

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

What in bloody hell is that

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple but I’m not a pie eater

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I didn’t know, but the first thing I thought of was an astronomer

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Not exactly? Spirits maybe if that’s even what I’d call it

58. Ever had a deja-vu feeling?

Too often

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Not anymore

60. Wear slippers?

Whenever I get new ones but I always forget I have them so I just have like….10 pairs lying around

61. Wear a bath robe?

I wish I were that person

62. What do you wear to bed?

The ugliest and coziest clothes I have, in the summer no pants :)

63. First concert?

Uggggghhhhh OMGmusicfest…..the magcon days…..

64. Walmart, Target, or K-Mart?

Walmart

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66. Cheetos or Fritos?

CHEETOS???? fuck fritos oh my god

67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28

69. Ever take dance lessons?

No

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Uhh first of all I can’t picture myself having a spouse

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes I can do lots of things with my tongue and I swear to god that’s not supposed to be dirty

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

I couLD HAVE IF MY DUMBASS DIDN’T SPELL CALCULATOR WRONG

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Probably but……I can’t remember the last time

74. What is your favorite book?

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Needs to be dead fcking silent

76. Regularly burn incense?

No but it was tradition when my friend and I smoked

77. Ever been in love?

*cringes* yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

I don’t have the energy to answer this question

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Lol OMGmusicfest

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

No tea please

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Sugar cookies with or without the frosting, or my grandma’s cookies

83. Can you swim well?

Well…..I mean…..I can swim but I probably couldn’t do it to save my life

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Assuming this goes with the previous question, no I can’t heh

85. Are you patient?

Yes unless I’m in a reallly bad mood

86. DJ or band at a wedding?

DJ

87. Ever won a contest?

I’ve won awards but not sure if that’s the same thing

88. Ever had plastic surgery?

No

89. Black or green olives?

No olives please yuck

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Nothing wrong with it

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room….? no lets put it in the fuckin closet

92. Do you want to get married?

No