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Hey Kuripa. You planning on doing anything special with your gf for her birthday?

Normally, I would say "I am taking her out to dinner at the finest restaurant in Hokkaido!" but Kibin ain't exactly a...fine dining kinda gal.

I'd still be down to go out and eat somewhere.

Where'd you have in mind.

Wait! No wait! Let me guess...Freshness Burger?

HOO! I would KILL for a burger right about now.

Of course you would. Freshness Burger it is, on me obviously.

So...What do you wanna do after?

Hm...Up to you, birthday girl. What do YOU want to do?

Well, I mean, despite how many people are here, it's not hard to find privacy in The Tower.

I was thinking something...a little frisky...

Oooh...Is that so?

*She gently brushes his chin as they draw closer.

Could do with some more brainstorming though. I'll need some help, big guy~

I'd be honored, sweet-cheeks.

Ahem...Guys...I'm KIND of eating here...And you two are being SO gross...

Mona...am I correct in assuming they are talking about-

Yes, Mii-Yu, you are.

Oh.

Sorry, force of habit.

Or just lack of spacial-awareness.

Kuripa, you know I have never been one to kinkshame you, but if you're going to get "frisky" as you called it, can you please NOT do it in my room?

Wh-Why would I do it in YOUR room?

Because Kaito and Maki already fucked on my bed and Shuichi and Kaede already fucked in my shower!

They cleaned up after themselves but...It's not comfy knowing your bed has been ruffled.

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Point taken. Don't worry Monamona. Despite everything, we have more decency than THAT.

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Well, I mean...Yeah. It's not like he ever had a dress to go along with the makeup, even if that completes the look.

Kind of want to see that now...

But...wow Kuripa...That is a look...

I...somehow both love this and hate this at the same time. I look like a fucking predator...

Still, bet you're feeling all kinda things, huh Akamatsu?

G-Get off my case, you freak!

OI! This coming from the chick with a rabbit fetish!

UUUGH!

W-Wait...Actually...

Hm?

Kuripa...you said you couldn't feel pain, right?

Yeah. Why?

How come you're so into S&M if you can't reap the benefits.

Ah, shows what YOU know my disciple. The pain isn't the stimulus. It's about the deeper symbolism.

If anything, given that I can't feel pain, it's rare I ever feel the excitement of being in real danger.

And that...turns you on?

Yeah.

You are a weird man.

Whatever, bunny-fucker.

Does it really surprise you? These ARE supposed to be hot 'an horny outfits, right?

SHE seems to like it, so...

Don't talk to me...

"Don't talk to me, I'm doing illicit things with this photo."

SHUT UP!

I am going to hunt down this outfit and I will MAKE you wear it even if it kills me.

You better fucking not!

How much more damage are you gonna do to my heart today...!?

...I don’t understand the appeal.

Because you used to wear this outfit all the time and it doesn’t look good on you.

...I don’t get it.

Can’t say I’ve ever pictured him wearing something like this...

Definitely gonna jot that down as a maybe though.

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Those OTHER Dialogues

//Once again for RPG Anon.

Kyoko and Makoto - Cross-Dressing

Makoto: Enemies are crawling through this dungeon. Starting to worry that we might be a little outmatched here. Kyoko: Makoto, I appreciate your sternness and sincerity to the mission, but...Why are you wearing that? Makoto: I uh...Well, it’s just us two here, right? And you said you liked it when I did this... Kyoko: Y-Yes, that is true, but...why HERE? If you’re trying to use your clothing to break the tension, I admit that you’ve succeeded. Makoto: Well uh... Kyoko: No...perhaps you’re using it as a means to distract the enemies? I suppose that’s an interesting tactic... Makoto: No, Kyoko, seriously...you’re overthinking this... Kyoko: Well, what is it then? Surely you didn’t wear this thing of your own will just to appease me? Makoto: Is that...really so strange?  [Comms Open] Chihiro: I hope you like it Kyoko. Sayaka’s makeup really was something else, and I spent a lot of time handpicking the outfit. Makoto: GAH!? Ch-Chihiro!? You’re still here!? Chihiro: Well, I still have to be on comms in case something goes wrong. Don’t worry, I’ll leave you lovebirds be and won’t tell a soul. [Comms Close] Makoto: Yeah, he uh...kinda gave me a hand with it. Kyoko: You...took this very seriously. Makoto: Yeah, more than I should have. Is it too much? Kyoko: *blushes* No...To be honest...You look very cute...It’s difficult to look you in the eyes right now. I suppose it’s not the enemies who would be distracted, but me. Makoto: Aw, Kyoko...You should have just said so. Kyoko: Even so, are you sure you’re ok with this? You’re not in the least bit embarrassed. Makoto: Oh, I’m definitely embarrassed. But I’ve done worse. One mission isn’t gonna be the end of me. Makoto: I don’t want to distract you from the goal, but if you need a break to just stop and admire me, admire away. Kyoko: Hehe...Why does dressing like that give you MORE confidence? Makoto: If it works for Chihiro, it can work for me too. Now let’s get a move on!

Hajime and Mahiru - Getting down to Business

Mahiru: You look nice today Hajime. Very neat and tidy. Hajime: Thanks, I’m glad you like it. Decided to take your advice and clean up my act a little bit for today’s mission. Mahiru: You know I only said that in jest. Still, it’s a shame. This outfit looks nice on you, but it’s likely to get dirty while out here. [Comms Open] Chiaki: It’d look a lot better on your floor though Mahiru~ Mahiru: CHIAKI!? Who taught you that one!? Hajime: Yeah, don’t steal my lines! Mahiru: Exactly-Wait WHAT!? Hajime: Look, just keep an eye out. I’ll call you if I need you. Chiaki: Got it. [Comms Close] Mahiru: Wh-What is THAT supposed to mean? Hajime: Well, I am wearing business attire...so how about after we’re done here...you and I get “busy?” Mahiru: Hajime you are...! ...making me cringe honestly... Hajime: Yeah, I heard that leave my mouth and almost immediately regretted it...I’m starting to think I’m not good at these pickup lines... Mahiru: Funny that. Still though... Hajime: Hm? Mahiru: *blushes* It’s not like I’m about to say no to that offer... Hajime: Huh? Mahiru: N-NEVER MIND! You didn’t hear that! Ugh! Let’s just go already! Hajime: Haha...Ladies first~

Shuichi and Kaede - Submissive Bunny Boy

Kaede: Hey, Shuchi? Shuichi: Here it comes...Yes Kaede? Kaede: Quick Question? Is there a way we can momentarily deactivate comms and eye in the sky for a moment? Shuichi: What? Like...shut it all down you mean? Kaede: Just for a bit. I’ll turn it back on before we actually move out. Shuichi: Um...There should be a way...Give me one second. *Shuichi deactivates comms. Shuichi: Alright, communications are down. No one can hear us. Kaede: Can they still see us? Shuichi: You want to turn that off too? Kaede: Yes! Shuichi: Why!? Kaede: Just do it, you’ll see! Shuichi: Fine... *Shuichi deactivates satellite. Shuichi: Now no one can see or hear us. What are you trying to-MPPH! Kaede: Mmmmgh~ Shuichi: Mah! Ngh! K-Kaede!? MMRPH! Kaede: Mpha! S-Sorry Shuichi...I hit my limit...! Mngh~ Shuichi: Ka-Kaede...Mmgh~ Kaede: HOO! Glad I got that out of my system! Shuichi: OW! *After vigorously making out with him in his bunny outfit, Kaede drops Shuichi. Kaede: Right then! Mission time! Now that all distractions are out of the way, I’m more ready than ever! Oh and uh...you can turn comms and satellite back on Shuichi~ *Kaede exaunts, leaving Shuichi lying on the ground. Shuichi: *smitten* I love her...

Toko and Komaru - Idol under the Spotlight.

Toko: I still cannot believe I am doing this. Komaru: It’s just for one mission Koko-chan. You can put up with it. Toko: Stop calling me that! My name is Toko, not Koko-chan! Komaru: But all idols need a stage name, don’t they?  Toko: Yeah, but I already know that if you give me some dumb nickname it’s gonna stick with me forever! I don’t wanna be called Koko, or Toki, or something stupid like that! Komaru: Hey! You said you liked Toki! Toko: When did I say that!? It’s a stupid nickname, you literally just changed a single letter! Komaru: You know what? That’s a good point... Toko: *sigh* Komaru: *puts hand on Toko’s shoulder* Hey, Toko. Thanks for doing this for me. Toko: If I lose a bet, I’m going to go through with the conditions of the god damned bet.  Komaru: Yeah, but even so. You didn’t HAVE to do this for me. Toko: Well, I guess not. It’s a bit too late to change anway...Besides, as much as I hate to admit it, this is surprisingly comfortable despite it’s...intricacies. Komaru: Well, no point giving idols something stuffy and uncomfortable when they’re jumping up and down on stage all the time. Toko: This seriously sucks...Ugh...Guess I just need to kill a bunch of Monokuma’s to take my mind off of these. Komaru: Sounds good to me! Let’s put on our own special performance for them! Let’s go Koko-chan! Toko: UUUUUUGH!

Kuripa and Kibin - THAT one.

[Comms Open] Rantaro: Kuripa...is that outfit what I think it is? Kuripa: Oh, you like it? It’s perfect for a stealthy operation  Rantaro: Suure...Stealth... Kuripa: What, WHAT!? What’s that supposed to mean!? Rantaro: Nothing...Just...make sure you get this done as soon as you can. [Comms Close] Kuripa: Uuugh! Why did I do this!? Kibin: Hey! I wore the erotic spandex on our last mission. Fair’s fair. Kuripa: Yeah, but like...Still! I knew he’d see through it! Kibin: Are you...embarrassed? Kuripa: N-No! It’s just...well...this outfit doesn’t offer much in terms of protection, does it? I kind of feel exposed. Kibin: And you actually care for once? Kuripa: I have SOME dignity! Look at me! I look like a freak! Kibin: You ARE a freak. Kuripa: Not the kind of freak who goes out at night molesting people! Seriously, what exactly are you getting out of this? Kibin: Oh believe me Kuripa...I’m just biding my time. Kuripa: For...what exactly? *Kibin leans in close to his ear. Kibin: I’m just waiting to find the perfect spot on this mission...somewhere we’ll be out of eye and earshot of any and all allies and enemies... Kuripa: Uh...!? Kibin: Once we are, I promise you...I will partake of you to my leisure, and play with you to my heart’s desire...I’ll make you feel things that you’ve never felt before... Kuripa: Mpph...! *Kibin takes Kuripa’s hand. Kibin: That black mask doesn’t hide your blush Kurafto. Now that your horny little mind is motivated, let’s get to work~ Kuripa: Y-Yes ma’am...Hehe...

//I haven’t done Sora and Yoruko because I couldn’t think of a single thing for it without repeating what was said with Hajime and Mahiru. For now that’s all I’ve got.

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Kibin gets a wet dream where she and Kuripa makes out heavily while OZ's base gets set ablaze courtesy of Rodan.

Not my weirdest dream.

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Shuichi, Makoto, Kuripa, Toko, and Sora all then have severe wet dreams of those outfits. (Yes, even Sora magically somehow.) I time delay one for Hajime when he comes back.

All: Aw crap...

//Thanks anon, Kuripa just lost NNN.

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“Those” dialogues I owe Rpg Anon.

//I’m doing this in the same format as the couples interactions we did a while back. I hope that’s what we were going for.

Kyoko and Makoto - Maid Costume:

Makoto: Um... Kyoko: Yes? Makoto: So, it’s uh...time to scout...right? Kyoko: Indeed. Are you alright? You don’t look well. Makoto: I’m ok...promise... Makoto: ... Kyoko: ... Makoto: Ok, seriously...Kyoko...why are you wearing that? Kyoko: Ah. I was wondering how long it’d take you to notice my outfit. Makoto: I noticed it the moment we got to the field! Kinda hard not to! Kyoko: Why didn’t you say anything then? Makoto: Ngh...*blushes* Kyoko: Some movies or anime series have maid characters who double as secret agents or investigators. In that sense, an outfit like this isn’t out of place for me. It’s almost like a disguise. Makoto: That’s not why you’re wearing it though, is it? Kyoko: Hmhmhmhm... Makoto: Jeez Kyoko! How am I supposed to fight if I’m constantly being distracted like this!? Makoto: ...In all seriousness though, are you really ok with wearing that? Not only would it put me off my game, but it doesn’t look particularly easy to fight in. Makoto: I’m not doubting your abilities, I promise. I’m just saying, this might not be a good idea, for several reasons. Kyoko: You leave me little room to argue...Admittedly, this is rather embarrassing...However... Makoto: Hm? Kyoko: I don’t particularly mind if any of our allies or enemies see me in this...So long as you’re watching me the whole time, it doesn’t matter. Makoto: Wha-!? HUH!? Kyoko: Come along...“Master”...we have some Despair to wipe out.~ *Kyoko exaunts.* Makoto: ... Makoto: Get it together Makoto...She certainly is quite...yes... Makoto: Ugh! I can’t be left behind! 

Hajime and Mahiru - Goth Getup:

Mahiru: ... Hajime: ... Mahiru: ... Hajime: So...Mahiru... Mahiru: ... *Mahiru starts to exaunt.* Hajime: Mahiru? Mahiru: Please...don’t... *Hajime stands in the way.* Hajime: Hold on a second! Mahiru: Not...a word... Hajime: Not even one? Mahiru: NO! Hajime: But you look so hooot~ Mahiru: Grrgh! *She shoves him.* Mahiru: How can you say stuff like that so blatantly!? You know we’re not the only people on the squad, right!? Hajime: Uh...YOU’RE the one who decided to pick THAT getup. Mahiru: Hoogh... *Mahiru fidgets.* [Comms Open] Chiaki: Hey...Mahiru? If it’s worth anything, I agree with Hajime. You look sexy in that outfit. I think you should have more confidence. Mahiru: ...Thanks...Chiaki...but honestly...you saying that just makes me feel even worse... Hajime: Honestly though, the outfit isn’t completely ideal for combat... Mahiru: Huh? Hajime: You’re a little...underdressed...Mahiru. So if a Monokuma even so much as grazes you with it’s claws, you’re finished. Hajime: Plus, the accessories could get caught on something... Mahiru: Uh... Hajime: And uh...I wouldn’t really know...where to look... Mahiru: I knew it...! UGH! Why did I even pick this out!? This isn’t even my style to begin with! Hajime: Hey, come now. I think we both know the reason you put that outfit on. You wanted to wear something nice for me? Right? Mahiru: ... *Mahiru sheepishly nods.* Hajime: Then there’s nothing for it. Mahiru? Stay close to me. Mahiru: Huh? Hajime: The fact that I won’t be able to take my eyes off you might be a good thing. I can keep you safe. Consider if thanks for the eye candy~ Mahiru: Hehe...Jerk...Fine. I’ll accept your company...Thank you. Chiaki: Aww... [Comms Close]

Shuichi and Kaede - Bunny Girl Outfit:

Kaede: Awesome! About damn time that I got to fight in this thing! Shuichi: You did say you were looking forward to it... Kaede: You ok Shuichi? You don’t sound too chipper. Shuichi: I’m fine! Just...uh... Kaede: Oh...haha...I get it. You’re flustered that I’m fighting in such a revealing outfit, right? Shuichi: What? No...I...ok, yes...That is...PART of it... Kaede: Only part? Wait, don’t tell me the rest...let me guess. Shuichi: Uh... Kaede: Hm...Is it because you’re worried that the seams will come undone while I fight? Shuichi: Huh!? Kaede: Yeah, that sounds like a real problem...This outfit is held together tougher than it looks though, so don’t worry! That won’t be a problem! Kaede: If it wasn’t, I could end up...naked...while fighting...in front of everyone...*blushes* Kaede: Gah! I just thought about it! Never mind! Oh, I really hope that doesn’t happen. Shuichi: N-No, don’t worry. The thought hadn’t crossed my mind... Kaede: Then...what’s the problem? Shuichi: You know what? It doesn’t matter. You wear what you want to wear. Shuichi: For now, taking out the Despair’s in this area is our top priority. And hey, the outfit might distract them long enough for you to get a good attack in. Kaede: I know right! That was what I told Maki when she tried to talk me out of this. Seems we’re ready, so let’s go Shuichi! *Kaede exaunts* Shuichi: ... Shuichi: ...If those seams get cut, she’ll be naked...? NO! No! Don’t imagine it Shuichi! It’s rude...! Shuichi: *sigh* Kaede...Truthfully, I thought you would only wear that outfit when it was just us two...I feel a little jealous... Shuichi: ... Shuichi: Those enemies better not try to lay a finger on her...If they do...Then I won’t show them mercy... *Shuichi exaunts.*

Toko and Komaru - Battling in a Bath Towel:

Toko: ... Komaru: ... Toko: ... Komaru: ... Toko: Hey...Komaru...what the hell are you wearing? Komaru: Look, quit...staring at me... Toko: Then put your damn assets away! *blushes* Toko: Christ...Don’t tell me you basically just jumped out of the bath and came here? Komaru: Well uh...about that...The call to come in was pretty last minute... Toko: Wait, so I was right!? Komaru: I didn’t have time to get changed, ok!? Look, I’m wearing underwear underneath the towel, so I don’t have to worry if it drops at any point. Toko: Just to be safe, stay put for a second. *Toko walks behind Komaru.* Komaru: What are you doing? Toko: Stay still. I’m gonna sew this towel together so it doesn’t fall off while we fight. Like you said, it’s not like we have the time to get you back and changed. Toko: If it gets too hard to fight, I’ll lend you my clothes. I don’t mind swapping. Komaru: ... Toko: Something up? Komaru: ...You’re blushing... Toko: Huh!? Well uh...You ARE wearing basically nothing...I’m not sure where I should be looking when I’m talking to you... Komaru: *blushes* Toko: It’s...not like the bath towel isn’t getting a reaction out of me...but...I’m more worried for your health than turned on or anything... Toko: Worried about both your lack of protection and...your deteriorating brain... Komaru: Hey! That last part was unnecessary! Toko: I’m just nervous, ok!? Gah...Look. Let’s finish this mission up quickly. Komaru: I promise. I’ll go back and get changed when we’re done. In the meantime, I’m leaving it up to you to make sure no one oggles me~ Toko: If they do, that’s entirely your fault. But...Sure. 

Kuripa and Kibin - Dominating Dominatarix:

Kibin: You’ve really let this whole relationship thing get to your head, you know that? Kuripa: I will have you know, I phrased the suggestion as a REQUEST. I wasn’t expecting you to actually wear it. Kibin: What WERE you expecting? Kuripa: To be dominated, for lack of better words? I thought you’d kick me for even suggesting it. Kibin: Me wearing this while we’re on a mission is exposing your hidden fetishes to everyone else on the squad, so I get a win out of this. Kuripa: Pah! Bold of you to assume that I keep any of my fetishes secret. Kibin: Perverted bastard...Sounds like someone needs to feel some discipline. Kuripa: Oh, really?~ *Kuripa brings his face close to hers.* Kuripa: Aren’t you the one who likes to be dominated, Hatsudorky? Kibin: Nah...I just like it when you show your tough and manly side~ Not against hearing you squeal like a girl though. Kuripa: Better hit me just right then, if you want a reaction like that... Kibin: Planning to expose your weaknesses to me?~ Kuripa: Come on, my deadly dear dominatrix...That ruins the fun~ [Comms Open] Uchui: If I may interrupt...Please... Kuripa: What is it buddy? We’re kinda...doing something here... Uchui: Yes...something other than the mission, which you are supposed to be part of. Uchui: Just so you know, you’re both on open comms. Everyone here at HQ can hear you going at it. ...Kinda awkward... Kuripa: Sounds like a them problem. Uchui: Well, it’ll become a YOU problem very soon if you don’t get your act together!  Kibin: I think he’s just trying to kinkshame us... Uchui: I’M NOT-! Ugh! I’m not doing anything of the sort! Uchui: I’m making a simple request that you two get your heads in the game, and then get a room! Over and out... [Comms Close] Kuripa: Hate to admit it, but he’s got a point. Let’s show the Future Foundation some mercy for now. Kuripa: If you’re gonna dominate anyone, let’s dominate these bastards together. How about that? Kibin: Fine by me...But it’s your turn afterwards. Kuripa: Oh boy oh boy oh boy!~

Yoruko and Sora - MILF (Mom I’d Like to Fight)

[Comms Open] Sora: Ok, we’re here...Now say it. Yoruko: Sora... Sora: Yeah? Yoruko: Do I really have to? Sora: What’s the problem? Yoruko: It’s just...I’m on a mission with other people right now, and this outfit is a little...provocative... Sora: What? No it’s not! I’d argue your old hostess outfit is way more provocative! Yoruko: Well, yeah, of course it is! But this one’s not much better! I just look like Stacy’s mom! Sora: Yeah, that’s the point! So give me the line and let’s get this over with. Yoruko: Ugh... *Yoruko breathes in and out.* Yoruko: “Welcome home darling~ Would you like a dinner? Or perhaps a bath? Or maybe even...” Yoruko: ... Sora: ... Yoruko: GAH! I can’t do this! You can’t make me! Sora: Wait, Yoruko, don’t run off!  Yoruko: Stop making me do embarrassing things then! Sora: Alright! Alright...Calm down. Clearly I made you uncomfortable... Yoruko: ... Sora: I’m sorry...I made you do something that you didn’t want to, and made you wear something you’re not comfy with.  Yoruko: Hm... Sora: I just wanted to hear you say it, no matter what...Sorry, I did a dumb thing... Yoruko: Sora...it’s not like I didn’t want to do it... Sora: Huh...!? Yoruko: My problem isn’t the outfit, or what it is you’re making me do...It’s the time and place that’s bothering me. Yoruko: Future Foundation called me in to scout. There are better times to roleplay like this...like when we’re alone. Sora: Yoruko... Yoruko: Thanks to you, I’m gonna have to wear this outfit for the rest of the mission. But I’ll forgive you if you find a way to make it up to me later. Sora: Welp, guess I’d better buy you a nice present. For now, the most I can do is make sure you don’t die. Yoruko: Please do that. I don’t want this to be the last thing I wear before I die. Yoruko: And Sora? You may be the bane of my existence, but I love you a lot. You can have a dinner, a bath, AND me later, if you want. Sora: Yes! Love you too Yoruko. Stay safe. Over and out. [Comms Closed]

//That’s what I got for now.

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Kibin is now cursed to blow up if she doesn't spank Kuripa's ass every five minutes. Don't worry; you get to teleport to him every five minutes.

*smack!*

ACK!

*With rage in his eyes, Kuripa turns around and glares at her.

NOT NOOOW!

!!!??

!!?

S-Sorry! I'm sorry...

Wh-What happened...

I...Akamatsu she...

...!

...!?

...

...

*Kibin hugs Kuripa and comforts him.

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Kuripa, Kibin, you two ever considered marriage?

HUH!? HUH!?

Hm...Interesting question, right?

Yeah, go on Kuripa. What's your answer?

Oi! Don't use my own teasing techniques against me!

I...kinda wanna know how you feel about it too.

Kibin!?

We've been together long enough, right? I'd say we're going steady.

Are we!? Aaaare we?

Uh...

Look...I don't...know...

I don't know!

Look...I know I don't openly say this a lot, but I love you. Like...we quarrel like a couple of cuckoo's constantly, but I ADORE you Kibin. And I would fight the world to protect you.

But the problem is that marriage is an important commitment, at least it is to me. But it's not a commitment that I can really truly MAKE.

I mean, think about it. How many times now have I left you to go on my own misadventures or do my job? How many times have I sacrificed our time together to do something else? I'm a shitty boyfriend for that alone, let alone a husband.

I get it. You're saying you would if you could, but because you can't commit, you won't.

...Not yet at least. I'm still trying to figure out the absolute trainwreck that is my life, so I don't want to commit to anything else in the long term just in case.

Still...With all that said, I want you by my side from here on out. I depend on you, yeah?

Yeah...I should damn well hope so. You're pretty useless without me besides you.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

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//Kuripa and Kibin’s relationship is basically two total tops (sexual term) trying to see if they can out-dom the other. I only just sort of realised this.

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I dare a guy to call the nearest girl next to him fat. 500 dollars to whoever does it.

Aw, for fucks sake...Now I REALLY regret ditching the Future Foundation. I would have 500 dollars in my pocket right now.

Why?

Because I would’ve called Komaru that in a HEARTBEAT!

Savage...

I don’t care! She’s a bitch!

Well, the nearest girl to you is me, so...get it over with and you’ve got your money.

I can’t call you fat though, it’s just straight up untrue...Even with all the shitty food you eat, you’re skinny as all hell.

Unless we’re focusing exclusively on that ass, because...yeah, you’ve got a fat ass. And I am loving it.

Heh...

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Down Time...

Alright...That should about do it.

*Kuripa, Rantaro and Kibin all sit on the first-floor lounge while Nico on the scaffolding closes down the computer and climbs down the ladder towards them.

The analysis is complete, and now the data just needs to process into the Symettra. I don’t know if it will be finished in time, but...It will most certainly come down to the wire at best.

*sigh* I suppose it will have to do. Thank you, Nico.

Hey, you brought it up before, but...what IS this “Symettra” thing? Isn’t that like...an Overwatch character?

It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later.

...

...You don’t have to look so grouchy...

So...What happened back then is still playing on your mind?

...Rantaro said he’s answer my questions as soon as we got back...

...You will...won’t you?

...With as much honesty as I can, but since the Symettra is Nico’s secret project, I’m not the one to ask.

But if you wanna rapidfire questions, go for it?

To be honest...Giving it a bit of thought, I only really have ONE. And I’m the sure that you know what that is...

*He leans in.

Why the fuck were Shuichi Saihara and Kaede Akamatsu even HERE?

Akamatsu said that you called her here, but...Kibin told me afterwards you didn’t mean to. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

...Well, that’s complicated...

Then you’d better start making it real simple, real soon...

Alright, alright...I got into contact with Kaede and Shuichi the same way I did you. You went on the ERR0RM3SS4GE website and I initiated a direct call to you.

A couple of hours before that, I had sent an anonymous letter to Club La Vitesse to inform someone that I needed their help. And that to get in contact with me, they needed to use this method.

That “someone” being the person sitting next to you right now.

Kibin!?

...

Yeah. In case you hadn’t already figured it out, Kibin was the one who cleared out half the factory before we arrived. I figured her covert ops skills could...come in handy.

Luckily for us, she agreed almost instantly...as soon as we showed her the pay of course.

Oh, of fucking course it was the money.

Heh...You know how it is for me, tiger. For the right price? I’ll help anyone. Plus, I can’t always rely on you to be my sugar daddy.

Right, but...how the fuck did Shuichi and Kaede get roped into this?

Something happened that I wasn’t expecting. At around the same time I informed Kibin to contact me, Shuichi and Kaede ALSO logged into the website.

Seeing as the source was from Club La Vitesse, I of course, assumed that it was Kibin who had logged in, so I infiltrated the PC and started a call...Only to be caught unpleasantly off guard.

You know, I WAS thinking that this method could easily backfire. For a worldwide hacker organization, this isn’t very smart.

Well, excuse you! It’s one of the only safe and secure ways we can go about our business.

Digital mails, phone calls and video calls can all be tracked by the government and Future Foundation. With the ERR0RM3SS4GE original algorithm, we don’t need to risk that.

Sure, it’s got it’s bugs, but...at least we don’t get interrupted.

Well...you DID get interrupted. By Shuichi and Kaede...

He’s got a point.

Hmph!

But why didn’t you just...end the call?

By that time they had noticed me, and if I didn’t come up with an excuse, they could have easily reported to the authorities or their bosses that ERR0RM3SS4GE was stalking them.

I had to think of something, so...I decided to call them over here to help out.

*Rantaro bows his head.

But as you know, that didn’t work out in the long run. I apologize...and I accept whatever blame you lay on me.

...

Gonna be honest Rantaro...

A part of me wants to lunge at you and tear your head off...but...

That’s less to do with your actions and more because I’m just...SO...ANGRY...right now...

I understand...

I have one more question for you though.

Those kids...they KNEW you...You’ve met them before, haven’t you?

...

But where? And how?

Actually, I think I already know the answer. I just want him to confirm it.

Rantaro...You’re...not from this world, are you?

...

You’re one of the 16 people who participated in Dangarnonpa V3, right? That’s how you know them. You come from the same world they do.

...Yeah. That’s right. Actually, those two have spent the last few years looking for me.

My Ultimate Talent is the Ultimate Survivor...Not only did I participate in Dangaronpa V3, but I ALSO participated in the Killing Game BEFORE that. And I was the penultimate winner.

Seriously...!?

Yeah...But that’s a story for another time.

Aside from me, there’s only one member of the original lineup that’s still missing. And...Kaede and I have a notably interesting history...

Interesting in what regard?

Because for the longest time...Kaede thought that she had murdered me...

...

Elaborate...

*Rantaro takes a few minutes to explain the entire situation, from start to finish.

That’s...wow...That’s a lot to take in...

For real. I’d heard bits and pieces of this story but...not the full thing.

Later on, when everyone came upon my body, everyone was mystified as to why and how I was killed. Due to the altered crime scene and nobody other than Tsumugi knowing what really had transpired, Kaede was shocked and horrified at the thought that she had killed me instead of her intended target.

As a result, everyone was fooled into believing that Kaede was the culprit during the Class Trial, including Kaede herself, and it was made worse by the fact that she was unable to expose Tsumugi during the trial.

That’s so...FUCKING unfair...! Guess Shirogane’s not as inclined to the game as we all thought she was.

I doubt Tsumugi intends to participate in the Killing Game this time around, so it wouldn’t be a worry.

No, she won’t...Because we’re gonna stop Survivor before it happens.

...I like the way you think.

But...on that note, I need to apologize. I believe that I may be partially to blame for Kaede’s actions.

Wh-Why?

Something was eating at her. You noticed it too, right? She wasn’t in her right frame of mind from the moment she showed up. I don’t know what’s going on with her, but seeing me and being reminded of what happened...that guilt she felt...it probably didn’t help.

After the Future Foundation refused to work with me in light of the whole “kill Katagiri” thing, a part of me realized that Shuichi and Kaede might refuse too...

And that’s...fine and all, but...I didn’t think she would attack us and try to steal the drive...

It’s alright Rantaro. I’m sorry I got mad earlier.

Does that mean...?

That our partnership and arrangement is still on? Obviously! I’ve come too far to back out now.

No matter what’s transpiring, and no matter if the Future Foundation comes hunting me down for this, someone HAS to do something. WE have to do something!

But...I am really tired...and sad...and angry right now.

It’s ok. We won’t attack Central Park until tomorrow night. Take a day to rest and recover should you need it.

Actually...about that...

*Everyone looks at Nico.

I’ve decided. We have an arrangement with the rest of our group, so...the place is yours tonight Kuripa.

Don’t break or touch any of the equipment obviously, but if you want to relax here tonight, you’ll have plenty of space to.

Are you sure Miss Himuro?

I think you could use it. Just...take the time to catch up with your girlfriend. That’s ok with you, right Rantaro?

It’s more than fine. See you tomorrow night.

*After packing up, and after a quick pat on Kuripa’s shoulder, Rantaro follows Nico to the elevator. Nico gives on last wave of goodbye before she and Rantaro head down.

...*sigh*.

*Kuripa leans forward, with his head in his hands. Kibin looks at him with worry.

Hey...You ok...?

...No, I’m NOT ok! I’m very...very...VERY NOT OK! Ugh!

*He pauses for a moment to compose himself.

...I...I meant what I said...you know? Kaede and Shuichi, I...I only ever loved them...They’re great kids and...they’re wonderful to be around...And look what I DID! I lost control, I let my anger get the better of me...and Kaede almost DIED!

Not just that...I punched Kyoko...I abandoned Boss and the others...I even forced Maya away!

...

...I’m...I’m pushing away the only friends I’ve ever had...The only people who ever gave me a place to belong-What...

What the fuck am I doing Kibin...!?

*sigh*...

*Kibin pulls herself up the sofa and nestles in closer to him. She rests her head on his shoulder.

I’m gonna be real Kuripa. Aside from Kanjiro and his late wife, I didn’t really have anyone I considered a friend before I met you...So if you want advice then...I’m the wrong person to give it to you.

...But I can damn well try...

...!

*Kibin suddenly grasps Kuripa’s face.

You’re not a monster Kuripa...You’re a hero! You’re just...a hero on a different side.

Not the wrong side...Just...YOUR side...And I’m on your side too.

So is Rantaro, so is Nico...Hell, even Maya is probably still somewhere on your side. You DON’T have to be the mindless, murderous, hostile creature that they think you are. Believe me, that much I know.

Do ya...?

I’m a hitwoman honey. In case you forgot. But now, I spend less of my life hurting people and more time helping them. And that’s because I met YOU.

You have your issues...You have...a LOT of issues, but...you ARE doing the right thing, even if your methods aren’t...let’s say, “morally acceptable.”

And soon, the Future Foundation...if they are the family you think they are? They’ll understand that.

...Heh...Thanks...

*Kuripa hugs her. The two share an embrace for a short while.

Although...Something else just occurred to me...

Now that Rantaro and Nico have left...and they said we had the place to ourselves tonight...I’ve just realized, this is the first time you and I have been in complete privacy together for...well...MONTHS!

Holy shit, you’re right...Hm...

Welp...Since you and me are completely alone...are you thinking what I’M thinking~?

Hmmmmm~? What’s thaat~?

*Kibin pulls her cellphone out of her pocket.

Want me to show you the pictures I took of the stray cats around the club!?

Um! Of FUCKING-COURSE I do!

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#Order 12: Flyin’ Home for Christmas. [END]

You got everything?

Yeah, I think that’s it. It’s everything on the list you gave me.

You know, we were only here for two weeks, but...I think I’m gonna take these memories home with me.

Good to hear.

*Maya and Four watch as the Future Foundation staff help them pack away the store and put away all of the equipment.

I think Kuripa wanted to speak with you one last time before we left. I’ll wait for you at the vehicle.

Right. I’ll be with you as soon as I can...

...is what I would say, but can’t promise I won’t get distracted.

If that happens, I’ll have to track you down and DRAG you home.

Looking forward to it~

*Four leaves the cafeteria. Maya walks over to Kuripa, who stands and waits for her.

You know, it is pretty sad to see all the stands get taken down. 

Yeah, I know, right? I grew a little attached to this place after everything, but...I know it can’t stay here forever.

Still...There’s always next time.

Next time?

Hehe...Actually I...well...

I spoke to the lady who manages the Future Foundation storage facilities on site. Her name’s Yoruko.

She and I put a good word in with Bosswife and...we’ve found a place to store the...uh...store, for later.

So if you ever feel like dropping round Future Foundation and reopening, feel free to do so. Just...give me a call when you do. I’d want to help out again.

Kuripa...are you sure?

Why wouldn’t I be?

I don’t know if I’d be particularly welcomed back here...Remember how this whole mess started? 

The Future Foundation workers didn’t agree with me...They probably thought I was annoying.

I’m used to it of course, but...I don’t wanna be in anyone’s hair.

Well...I have something to say to that.

Or rather...we ALL do.

Huh?

*Kuripa reaches into a bag on his waist and pulls out an assortment of envelopes.

What...are these?

These, my amica, are Thank You letters from some of our customers we served.

*He hands the letters to Maya.

I was gonna tell you to open them on the way home. Figured you needed something to make you smile at the end of the day.

Th-There’s a lot here...Who are they from!?

Like I said, some of our customers and regulars who really enjoyed the tea and chat.

Kokichi and Maki, Taka, Rei and Teruya, Hayamoto, The Kyojin’s, Byakuya and Ryuji, the Fujisaki’s, Yuki and Akane...

Heh...Even Mahiru sent us one. Guess she doesn’t spite us after what happened after all.

Still, probably best not to bring it up.

I...

...

*Kuripa hugs Maya.

We’re all gonna miss you dude.

But we’ll welcome you and your pals with open arms any time you need.

Th-Thanks...!

*Maya returns the hug and they stay like that for a while until she has to leave.

I’m Hoooome~

...

What, nothing?

Suck it Kurafto, I’m not waiting at the door in an apron to offer you a dinner or a bath.

Hm...Does that mean I can have you.

...

Jeez, you’re serious. What’s wrong, did I do something wrong?

Huh? Uh...no...It’s just...

*Kuripa steps into the living room and sees Kibin staring at the TV screen.

Oh, you’re watching the marathon...Are...Is this a rerun, or are they doing the same run they did yesterday.

So...is it a rerun or is it a re-run?

Heh...Yeah, basically.

To answer your question, no, it’s not the same run as yesterday. They’re running back down the mountain today.

Seems a bit boring to me.

I know, I agree, but there’s shit-all to watch.

How did things go with Maya by the way?

She and the Freedom Foundation have headed home now, and we’ve got the café stored nice and safely. Here!

*He tosses Kibin a carbonated drink. She catches it.

*BZZT!* *BZZT!*

Hm?

What’s up?

*Kuripa’s phone starts vibrating. He takes it out and looks at who’s calling.

...!

You ok? Who is it?

Ah...sorry, I’ve gotta take this. Mind turning the TV down a bit.

...

*Kibin lowers the TV volume and starts downing her drink as Kuripa answers the phone.

...Hi Mum.

PRRRPPHT!!

AGH! DUDE!

N-Nono, it’s ok! My roommate just spat their drink out on the floor. They’re just gonna clean it.

*Kuripa quickly grabs a cloth and tosses it to Kibin. He then goes back to his phone call. As Kibin wipes up the spill, she listens closely to the call.

Kuripa’s Mum: Happy New Year sweetheart.

Yeah, Happy New Year to you too. Thanks for the Birthday and Christmas presents you sent me by the way.

Kuripa’s Mum: I was getting worried when you didn’t contact me until now. But I wanted to respect your space, so...

Yeah, I’ve been pretty busy. I’ve actually been working part-time at a Christmas Cafe. I think I sent you some of the samples.

Kuripa’s Mum: Samples?

Yeah, I know you like your coffee. Trust me when I say it’s one of the best. My friend Maya is a genius when it comes to blends.

Kuripa’s Mum: Oh, so THAT’S what the box was. It just arrived today.

Psh...Fucking UK delivery service...

Sorry, I guess they didn’t get to you by the first.

Kuripa’s Mum: I was just surprised is all. A large box showed up at the door and...Well, you don’t really send us gifts.

Yeah, well. There’s not really much you haven’t seen before around here. How’s everyone else doing?

Kuripa’s Mum: You must respect this friend of yours very much. What was her name again?

Maya. I would let you meet her, but...She actually lives in Washington DC and flies back today. You just missed her.

I’ll send you a picture though.

Kuripa’s Mum: Good. I know how you are with women, so try to take it easy dear.

*sigh* She doesn’t swing that way Mum, and even if she did, she’s just a friend.

Kuripa’s Mum: Do you have any friends over right now?

...

...

Yeah, I do.

Kuripa’s Mum: Alright, I won’t keep you then. Just wanted to ring to see how you were.

I’m fine Mum. I’ll call you back sometime. Give everyone else my regards.

Kuripa’s Mum: I’ll hold you to that then.

Yeah. See ya later.

*Kuripa says goodbye and hangs up.

What the hell was that about? Did you swallow too much?

Sorry for the bad timing it’s just...

I...I didn’t know you had a Mom.

...Uh...Pretty sure EVERYONE has a Mum. We all have to be born SOMEHOW.

Yeah, ok, sure, but...I didn’t know you kept in CONTACT with yours.

You never like...TALK about her.

...You know full well I don’t like and never HAVE liked talking about my family...

...Oh...right...sorry...

Nah, it’s cool. 

It’s not worth getting all sentimental and shit just because one of my family members happened to die. Most of my folks are still alive and well. They live in my home county back in the UK.

I see.

*Kuripa sits down on the sofa next to Kibin. She leans over and rests her head on his shoulder.

You know...usually around this time of year, people go and visit their families. Do you not do that?

Gonna be real. Most of the time on New Year’s, I don’t want to talk to ANYONE or DO ANYTHING.

If it wasn’t for the fact that Maya needed help with her café...I would have probably just sat here, slumped back, doing NOTHING. Just sleeping off the year’s fatigue. 

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m on bad terms with the fam. Just don’t talk unless it’s the odd occasion.

So...that’s how it is...I wouldn’t really know.

Hm?

Sure, these days I always visit Kanjiro and give him a gift but...I was kind of forced to grow up after my parents were killed.

So...I guess I wouldn’t know how it is with regular families...Maybe I’m being a tad too stern here.

I think it’s different for each person. Some people always say hello or go round for a New Year party. It’s a time for family.

That’s just not how it is with me. Living in Japan is just...the life I’ve gotten used to, and I don’t really like change...

...

...

*They sit in silence for a long while.

Did you...tell your mom about me?

Not really. I told her that I had a roommate, but...not that we were dating.

She’s a pretty hardcore parent...Always gets worried when I interact with women.

Why? Afraid you may be taken advantage of?

Nah, she just pities them having to talk with me.

“Kuripa! Don’t talk to strangers! You’ll scare them!”

Pppfftt! That’s pretty good...

She’s cool.

*Kuripa rests his head on Kibin’s.

Happy New Year Hatsudorky...

...You too, asshole.

//END OF ARC

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

I went back to some old posts. Makoto said he might consider calling Kyoko "Kyoyo".

Yeah, I do somethings. Although, I tend to drop the K and just call her Yoyo.

Never in front of anyone else though.

That’s how you know you’re in a committed relationship. Cute pet names.

Do you and Kibin have one?

I mean...Hatsudorky counts, right?

I...guess...?

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

I dare Kibin to send Kuripa a naughty picture of herself.

Hm...!

!!!??

What’s up!

NOTHING! Just...Sorry, I need to take this!

Who’s calling?

None of your business, scram!

Ow, hey, watch it!

*Kuripa kicks Makoto in the ass to get himself some privacy. He looks back to his phone at his DM’s and starts typing.

[So...did you mean to send that?]

[Maybe...Why?]

[That’s bold of you~]

[Someone has to wear the pants in this relationship~]

[Bitch, u ain’t wearing any pants. Or anything for that matter~]

[Did I get u at a bad time?]

[We just got some news delivered from FF, gonna hear it out.]

[Thanks for the pic tho. Don’t say it enuf, but ur really pretty. Ima cherish this pic]

[Thx~ And don’t overexagerate]

[Not! swear!]

[Actuially...]

[Want me 2 send 1?]

!!!??

[Yes.]

[Aces. Send u 1 later. Luv u.]

[Ubeter. Luv u 2.]

(I love that bitch so much...)

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

Hey everyone, what are you looking at?

Your piece of sexy hot work my guy.

Would it be weird to give you immense thanks for this?

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

Well Kibin looks enthusiastic in that getup.

I mean...it’s kinda embarrassing, but I’ve never been one to shy from roleplaying...

Haven’t seen Kuripa in a while though, so who knows if I’ll ever be able to wear a getup like this.