#haymish

[toomanyfandomsimfanvergent]

🩰, haymitch’s daughter!reader x Finnick O’Dair

My 800 follower celebration is still going on through March 1st!

Finnick Odair x Abernathy!Reader

Summary: You attend a Capitol party!

Genre: 99% fluff

Warnings/Tags: Finnick Odair x reader (romantically), established relationship, Abernathy!reader, female!reader, Haymitch Abernathy x Reader (Platonic), sweetness, a few kisses, nothing super explicit, a few curse words, mention of prostitution, finnicks work, few sentences about THG

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Finnick finally found you in the crowd of crazily dressed capitol assholes. The party was begining to get extremely suffocating and he needed to find you.

"Hello darling," he whispered in your ear before sneaking off with you to a bare corner. His eyes quickly dart around the room looking for an escape.

"Left," you whisper and he sees the door you were referring to. God, these stupid parties got old very fast. Especially after years of them.

Finnick grabs your hand and carefully navigates the way to the door, without getting caught up in any unruly conversations.

You both reach the door way and sneak into the hallway. You rest your head against the nearest wall and finnick wraps his arm around you. He presses a kiss to your forehead before resting his forehead against yours.

You both sit in silence, listening to the others breathing and heartbeat, for what fells like eternity. He finally pulls away and you place a quick kiss to his lips.

He smiles before giving you a proper kiss. His lips crash onto yours, the excitement of sneaking away from the party combined with the wine you had oth been sipping, makes every sloppy move feel eletric.

His lips move in sync with yours as his tongue begins to find it's way into your mouth. He finally breaks the kiss and you lean back.

"And then we get to do all of these again tomorrow night," finnick complains. These parties did suck. I mean, who wants to hang out with rich dickheads that think prostituting teenagers is acceptable?

The answer is no in their right mind.

"Hey, don't worry. It will all be over soon," you remind him. Sure, the parties were held almost every few days, but there was a small loophole.

You and finnick were both victors. The 74th Hunger Games would be starting soon. You would be training district twelve, and he would be training district four.

In a few weeks the both of you would have very few parties to attend. The only downside was, well, everything you would be doing.

Training kids for their certain death was hard. If you weren't being forced to prance around and sleep with every rich asshole who had the money, you were helping aid the Capitol in murdering innocent children. It was great.

"At least we will be together a little bit," finnick says with a smile before kissing you again. When everything was wrong, finnick could count on you to make it all right.

His lips moved in syc with yours. The buzz of the alcohol and the adrenaline from kissing him made you forget everything. His tongu-

"I don't like seeing your tongue down my daughter's throat," Your dad says, clearing his throat. Finnick jumps at the man's voice and moves a few steps away.

"Much better," Your dad says before drunkenly stumbling off. He had coping mechanisms all right. There was a reason you helped train the kids. Your dad hates that you had to participate.

"Let's go suffocate," Finnick jokes as he grabs your hand and leads you back into the party. Everything was wrong, but a few right things could make you forget it.

Even if it's just for a few minutes.

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[tdbtl6pf4]

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[pestis-blight]

Scare Crows; Get Hoes @luckyspade-8

[questfriendspodcast]

if were talking crack!ships, whats your favorite flashback future one? i think im gonna have to go with Vera x Lorraine, because I just recently found out that that is apparently a thing someone has come up with and i was flabbergasted. its a pretty good one though.

HALLIE I do actually enjoy Vera x Lorraine bc it gets them both out of my hair

KYLE That assumes they don't team up

HALLIE I think they'd tire each other out though, like puppies Evil ones

KYLE I'm a sucker for any Hopper with a variant, like Hopper x Joe (disguised as Hopper) and Hopper x Evil Hop. There's just something really funny to me about shipping Hopper with himself, but with unnecessary extra steps added on

And then of course Dopper. I'm never not sharing this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15855315

TOM I actually don’t have any good crack ships Because they don’t compel me properly

KYLE How so?

TOM They do not spark joy The way actual ships do

HALLIE

KYLE It's not a crack!ship but I still think it's impressive that Xoc/Loell never happened. A sign of how strong the Xosha ship was

Now I gotta think of a new crack!ships tho

BLOOD BARMS AND ANEENS, WHY NOT. ALL OF THEM. ONE GIANT SHIP

EMILY On the Patreon I wrote a whole short story about Vespari befriending Haymish to resolve the angsty Haymish plotline so probably that

KYLE I've been writing a Cookie Crew visual novel in my spare time. Don't know if anything will happen, but it exists almost entirely to create crack!ships for Anastasia Brackleberry, including: -Anastasia x Eraf's Shadow -Anastasia x Hereafter Character (Booker?) -Anastasia x A.Lex x Madeline (Less as a throuple, more as a mediator) -Anastasia x Joe in Sexy Hop form -Anastasia x Badasstasia (An edgy clone of Anastasia) -Anastasia x a sentient castle

Some examples from the visual novel:

ERAF'S SHADOW ENDING CG-Eraf’s shadow dramatically holding Anastasia in a dip, but also saving her

ANASTASIA O-Oh!

ERAF’S SHADOW …

ANASTASIA Did you… come for me?

ERAF’S SHADOW …

ERAF [Off-screen] Queen Brackleberry!

ERAF [Rushing in] Are you okay?

ANASTASIA [Flustered sprite]

ERAF There you are!

ERAF’S SHADOW …

ERAF Sorry, she can have a mind of her own sometimes.

ANASTASIA [Flustered] Y-you don’t say.

BADASSTASIA ENDING ANASTASIA That’s not very nice.

BADASSTASIA But aren’t you tired of being nice?

BADASSTASIA [Seductively] Don’t you wanna go ape shit?

ANASTASIA [Flustered/blushing] Oh!

[piraticaltwit]

Zafar Younis + every episode, 4.07 ↳ I was a Haymish on one particularly memorable occasion.

[ghostiewriter]

Shoupe can be haymish maybe

this is sending me for some reason😭I feel like @plutotwenty would love this

[gelidponies]

I wanted to introduce you guys to Evergreen

so I thought it was a good time to cover my headcanons for all three of the pie "wives"

First, with the happiest story we have Cloudy Quartz, a bright young mare from a haymish family just like the Pies. Just as she explained in the show the choosing stone paired them together and 2 weeks later they were married. Usually the betrothed would spend this time apart. Which they did, but Cloudy had a bit of a rebellious streak and took to writing Igneous letters that his sister would deliver to him in secret. She wanted the chance to get to know him on her own terms and she fell in love with what she learned. He treated her like a lady but he didn't look down on her, he communicated very clearly that she would be his equal in their partnership. The day they were finally wed was the most joyous occasion of her life, they stayed up all night talking to eachother, perfectly on the same page that they would keep the family rock farm at its best just like their ancestors before them and well...not to be uncouth but Limestone came very quickly. The pair are very much in love to this day, trading polysemous titters when nopony can hear and making eachother blush like schoolfoals.

Evergreen is positioned next but I'll move onto Whipped Dew first as she doesn't actually have the saddest story of the three. In haymish culture theres a period of time where teenagers can go out and experience the outside world, giving them some experience so they can choose whether to stay in the outside world or return home. Whipped was an up and coming weather pony, the mare with hooves on the ground to tell the unicorn and earth ponies what the pegasai had planned for that day. She wasn't working yet being a teen herself but she had an old soul and lucrative mentee opportunity that kept her in ponyville, where she met the eldest of the Pie clan Sodalite. The rite of passage lasts about two years and the pair found a lot of fun in eachother, they weren't quite sure whether they wanted things to go on long term. In their haste they never found the proper time to discuss it either as Dew fell pregnant and it was nearing time for Soda to make his final choice.

He didn't want to leave his family and she didn't want the life he had ahead. It wasn't the ideal either would have chosen, the young mare even losing the opportunity as she had to figure out how she was going to care for this baby on her own. Yet, everything worked out for the best, Chiffon thrived in ponyville making friends and even falling in love just like she had. She was a stern mother but loved her daughter more than anything, happily putting her success over her own hard feelings. Whipped Dew was eventually able to get the job of her dreams and frequently travelled back and forth between ponyville and manehattan until her daughter was old enough to be on her own.

Finally, we have Evergreen. She was from a tree farming haymish family and the youngest of her siblings so for her the choosing stone chose the youngest member of the Pie clan. She didn't meet him until the day they were wed and even on the day of he seemed more interested in celebrating with his brothers and his friends, even despite Igneous' subtle nagging and urging. Desperate to find a place in her new family the worrisome mare made fast friends with her new sister-in-law, as her spirits fell more through the day Cloudy was there to be a shoulder to cry on, something that continued between them long after the wedding. Since the rock farm was already promised to Igneous she was given the gift of being able to return home, her husband coming to live where she felt was home.

Despite his parents best efforts White Marble was a very spoiled stallion, happy to take advantage of the fact that his beautiful wife would be the one who was expected to mainly care for their foals. The same foals who could soon enough take over the work on the farm, leaving him to essentially drink cider and give orders. As his family grew and he realized his pipe dream wasn't all it was cut out to be he ended up fleeing in the night. At some point on his journey he found himself welcomed in by ponies who didn't expect him to contribute all that much, nopony was special here, they didn't even have cutie marks. White Marble had been running for so long. The vagabond lifestyle was nice but the prospect of a free home sounded really nice, especially compared to the alternative. 

Bases by https://www.deviantart.com/kurisha-chan and https://www.deviantart.com/holdytussigwpigeon

BGs by https://www.deviantart.com/estories and https://www.deviantart.com/e-49

[freddie-dressage]

I wanted to ride Buell at least once BUT NOT THIS WAAAYYYY

Haymish was easily my favorite side quest, along with the widow. It just felt like he was another genuine friend of Arthur's but not involved in the gang problems like the others :( I'm so sad hes gone

[julietsays999]

When they kill all the theatre kids in Wreck s2, it's insane how it almost becomes it own mini horror movie, because it hits all the tropes in the short space of time:

Setting: big, fairly empty, isolated house

The first two (Amys) are killed away from the group, and they go missing but no one notices straight away

There is a kill within the house (Haymish), it's dramatic and gory and when he's found it alerts the inhabitants to the presence of the killer

There is a final confrontation, where someone (Bethany Mae) is killed in front of the final girl

The final girl (Sophia) makes it out alive

I just really appreciate Wreck's awareness of the horror genre and how it works within it.

[friendofoyster]

Haymish Anchorschön. (He/him) Dnd character.

After his overfishing trawler ship was attacked by enraged fish people, he lost an arm, a leg and his entire crew. Since that fateful sea-day, he swore to cut down every sea creature to come within his limited sight. He replaced his arm and leg with squids to show his disdain for the natural world, but little does he know, the squids are slowly consuming his mind and body, using him as a pawn in their plot to rule the sea.

[unconditionallyaimee]

Virtual Sketchbook: Entry 1

I was assigned Fiori Di Como by Dale Chihuly, located at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. When I first saw the picture appear of the sculpture, it immediately brought me joy. The first thing I instantly thought of was Umbrella Street in Paris and it also reminded me of the talking flowers in Alice in Wonderland.

The sculpture was completed in 1998 and at 2,100 square feet is the largest glass sculpture ever made.

There are 2,000 handblown glass flowers weighing around 40,000 pounds total.

Dale Chihuly is featured in more than 200 museums around the world. One of them being at the Morean Arts Center in St. Petersburg, FL with a permanent exhibit.

To this day, Chihuly doesn’t craft his own work after he lost his eye from being in a car accident as well as acquiring a shoulder injury.

When sculpting, Chihuly used gravity and centrifugal force to let the glass form itself.

When I first saw the sculpture, I immediately was fascinated and after doing a little bit of research on Dale, I can say I am speechless compared to my first initial thought. Learning about his crafting techniques and how he pushes the glass to its limits allowing it form in unique asymmetrical ways and using glass “thread” to create art inside of his sculptures is mind blowing. I see the sculpture Fiori Di Como, completely different now knowing how much time and detail went into the sculpture. Just looking at it more closely, you can see all the variation to detail in each flower not just by the size but how the flower is shaped and the patterns that are blown into the glass. Today I see so many glass sculptures being mass produced that I never would have thought to stop and look so closely at something like this but now my mindset has changed.

2. Anyone that knows me knows that I have an obsession with highland cows ever since I was in elementary school, they also know that my room has multiple pictures of them. There is one picture in particular that is my favorite and that would be a canvas print of Haymish by Holli Hocks. I love everything about this painting! My style is very French vintage with a little mix of southwestern and I feel like the painting encompasses all my favorite things. My favorite color is a deep emerald green and I love that the cow is sitting on a vintage green couch and behind it are more paintings of highland cows in French vintage frames. I don’t have the original painting but Holli Hocks uses acrylic paint for her paintings and even though It's just have a print the detail is still incredible.

3.  My name is Aimee Nicole White (she/her), and I am 22 years old. I was born on June 15, 2000, in Jacksonville, North Carolina. My mom’s side of the family is Irish and my father’s side is Scottish; although according to my paternal grandmother we’re descended from Native Americans, but no genetic testing has ever proven that. When I was in high school, I started my own freelance graphic design business, I worked with small businesses in the south creating logos, branding, and marketing materials. This led me to my current job; in 2019 my boss who has known me since I was 12, asked me if I wanted to come and work for her and help manage her DIY studio. Now 3 years later, I am a manager at Nailed It DIY Studios Sarasota & Venice helping people to create one of a kind wooden home decor using power tools, wood, paint and more! Aside from going to school and working, I also help my father with marketing for his two small businesses and when I finally have time to relax, I like to go fishing with my dad, shopping with my mom, watching Harry Potter or just sit out on my porch and read a good book.

4.

[brotherbo]

The “Homey Shuttle” for haymish hasidim.

[pestis-blight]

Big Sigh I am queer.

[riverdogproductions]

Omella - TSB

So here’s another scene from The Sword Bearer! It’s a bit longer than the last two I did. A really big theme in The Sword Bearer is that people are not always what you expect or assume; the idea of turning the usual expectations and stereotypes of classic Redwall on it’s head. Part of that is the open acknowledgment of queer characters, something that is very important to me. I already established that Teryn and Welra are in a budding relationship in a previous scene, but this scene introduces a character who I’ve had in my head ever since I wrote the very first part of this. Please let me know what you think!

Eltor was roused from his sleep by a kick to his ribs. The fox bolted upright to find a saber point practically tickling the tip of his nose. His eye followed the length of the blade up to the paw holding it, which belonged to a particularly serious looking mustachioed hare. A number of other hares also surrounded Eltor with weapons drawn, all dressed in similar uniform jackets. The fox slowly raised his paws, he had crossed paths with the Long Patrol before, and they were not to be underestimated.

 “Well well lads,” The hare with the saber drawn on Eltor began, “look at what we’ve found here, I right proper villain. Good first catch of the day, eh?”

 A murmur of chuckles and approval arose from the group of patrollers. The hare smiled as he glared at the fox.

 “Alright vermin, what wicked business are you up to on this fine day? And don’t think for a moment of trying anything funny.”

 Eltor kept his paws open and away from his body, “Any beast with sense would know to not try takin’ on the Long Patrol single-pawed.”

 A chorus of ayes and laughter from the squad of hares, they certainly liked that last comment. All Eltor could think about was where Welra, Teryn, and Haymish were.

 “It seems we’ve got a smart one here, lads,” The mustachioed hare laughed, not breaking his glare on the fox, “you’d be surprised how many of your kind don’t have that same brilliant sense of yours.” Another chorus of chuckles.

 “Now,” The hare’s laughter faded as he leaned forward, firmly pressing the point of his saber against Eltor’s nose, “You didn’t answer my question, good sir. What are you up to out here?”

 Eltor winced as he felt blood trickle from the tip of his nose, but before he could say or do anything the mustachioed hare’s eyes grew wide with rage and the fox’s head was slammed back against the ground. In the blink of an eye the hare was upon Eltor, his sword pressed up against the fox’s throat as his free paw gripped the front of his clothing.

 “What are you doing with that blade.” The words practically seethed through the hare’s clenched teeth. Eltor stayed defiantly silent, matching the hare’s intense glare with his own, his paw wrapped around the hilt of the Sword of Martin though he was unable to draw it.

 So this will be it, eh? The thought ran through the fox’s mind. At the paws of an over zealous Long Patrol hare? A Damn shame.

 After a moment that felt like forever the tension was broken. A long wooden pole was swiftly thrust between Eltor and the hare, pressing firmly against the hare’s chest and pushing him back off of the fox.

 “Now now, what’s all this then?” The dulcet voice belonged to another hare of the Long Patrol, as did the long pike that had separated Eltor and his assailant. They were a tall, slender built, but broad shouldered hare who moved with a confident grace as they stepped between Eltor and the stockier hare. This hare wore a similar jacket to the others, though styled slightly different, clearly an officer.

 “Sargent Whelt, may I ask what it is you’re doing with this beast?”

 “Captain Omella ,” Whelt scrambled to his footpaws, still bristling angrily, “this, this vermin was-”

 “Sleeping on the ground by the looks of it,” Omella interrupted, her tone still calm and to the point.

 “Well, he’s a fox and-”

 “Indeed he is,” Omella said, a twinge of sarcasm in her voice as she casually glanced down at Eltor.

 “He has the Sword of Martin with him!” Whelt was obviously growing frustrated.

 “Indeed he does.” Omella’s voice remained calm and soft, “And did he draw it on you?”

 “Pardon, marm?”

 “That Sword of Martin,” Omella asked again, matter-of-factly, “Did he draw it on you? Did he draw any blade at all?”

 “I-er, well, no.”

 “No? So he came at you with his claws and teeth then?”

 “…No, Captain.”

 “No.” The captain paced casually in front of Whelt, “So tell me, Sargent, did you defeat the unarmed, non-aggressive, grey-muzzled, one-eyed fox all on your own, or did a few of these leverets assist you?”

 A wave of stifled snickers arose from the group of Patrol hares. Sargent Whelt stood silent and seething. Omella halted her pacing and leaned her face in close to Whelt’s. Her voice dropped into an almost menacing calm tone.

 “Say, Sargent, I think we all could use some fresh water, don’t you? Why don’t you go see if you can scope any out, aye?”

 Whelt’s eyes were like fire as he locked his gaze with Omella, who returned the intense glare. Eltor almost thought that the two hares might have started dueling, clearly there had been a bit of animosity between these two before he was ever involved. After a very long moment Whelt broke the staredown and turned away with a huff, sheathing his saber and pointing at two of the other Patrol hares, gesturing them to follow as he stormed into the woods.

 Omella leaned back with a satisfied smile on her face before turning back to Eltor. She crouched in front of the fox, pulled a handkerchief from her jacket pocket, and handed it to him.

 “Apologies, the Sargent can be a bit over-zealous and quick to jump to conclusions.” The hare captain said warmly, “I myself make it a point to not judge other beasts based solely on what I see immediately in front of me, just as I wouldn’t want another to judge me.”

 Eltor eyed the hare captain as he held the handkerchief to his nose. They were a bit perplexing, taller and slightly broader like a male hare, with a deeper voice to match; but that last comment, the way they carried themself, how the other hares addressed them, and the name Omella told the fox that she was female.

 “I suppose I should count myself lucky then…ma’am?” Eltor responded. Omella nodded.

 “Captain Omella Grace Reinwood, of the Long Patrol, at your service…I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage.”

 “Eltor,” the fox replied, the tip of his nose no longer bleeding, “Eltor Ashenblade.”

 “Ashenblade?” Omella’s brow rose before her voice rose slightly in volume, “It seems we have the famous Eltor Ashenblade with us today lads and lassies!”

 A murmur swept over the group of Patrol hares. Eltor grew nervous as he gave Omella a puzzled look.

 “You…know who I am?”

 “Salamandastron has made it a point to…keep track of notable and notorious war lords, bandit leaders, mercenaries, and other unsavory types,” The Captain explained, “it’s been a decent number of seasons now that we’ve been collecting whatever rumor or story we can, and your name has popped up more than once.”

 Eltor’s heart began to pound in his chest as he looked about at the squadron of hares, all armed to the teeth, as well as the captain crouched in front of him, whose glare practically pierced right through him.

 “Is that so?” Eltor asked, trying to remain calm.

 “Aye…” was Omella’s response, which hung on the air for what felt like an eternity before she finally started speaking again. “However, as I understand it, you haven’t been up to anything nefarious in quite some time.”

 “I never did think of myself as the nefarious type.” Eltor said in an attempt to seem forthright. Omella chuckled.

 “We never do.” The captain stood and stretched her legs, “Well, Eltor Ashenblade, I don’t see a reason to behead you today, much to Sargent Whelt’s disappointment, I’m sure. As far as I’m aware you haven’t done anything wrong here, but I am going to need you to answer some questions, namely: what exactly are you doing out this way with a Legendary sword from Redwall Abbey?”

 As if on queue, Welra, Teryn, and Haymish came bursting through the underbrush, escorted, none too gently, by two more Long Patrol hares. The trio fell to their knees, paws up as the Patrollers kept their weapons drawn on them.

 “Captain, we found these three skulking about nearby.” One of the hares said, “think there with him?”

 Omella took one brief look at the trio before her shoulders dropped with an exasperated sigh.

 “Put up your blades and tell me what these three are.”

 The two Patrollers looked at each other with confused expressions before one of them tentatively spoke up.

 “A squirrel, an otter, and a hedgehog?”

 Omella walked over in front of the trio and gestured at them, still looking at the hares guarding them.

 “The style of their clothing, the quality of their gear? They’re Redwallers, or Eastern woodlanders at the very least.”

 “But Captain, you’ve told us never to assume things about beasts.”

 “No, but using a few context clues can go a long way. Open that one’s bag.” She gestured toward Haymish. One of the hares grabbed his pack and opened it up and recited the contents.

 “Buttermilk scones, berry preserves, this looks like mint tea, red currant-”

 “Yup, definitely from Redwall.” Omella interrupted with a smile, “Redwallers are the only beasts I know to eat that fancy on the road. Help them up, and put those blades away, for goodness sake.”

 The two hares sheathed their weapons and helped the trio to their feet. One of them spoke up again.

 “Captain, could they be that one’s prisoners?” she gestured to Eltor, who still sat on the ground nearby with his paws up, “We did hear that some Redwallers had been kidnapped in the attack.”

 “Do they look like they’ve been imprisoned? With those weapons and packs of food on their backs?”

 “Er, no, marm.”

 “And you said you found them, what was it, ‘skulking about’?”

 “Yes, marm.”

 “Than they aren’t prisoners, otherwise they would have taken the opportunity to run.” Omella finally turned her attention to the trio in front of her, “Tell me, you three, what is that beast’s name?”

 She turned and pointed at Eltor.

 “Eltor,” Teryn answered, “Eltor Ashenblade.”

 “And is he a friend of yours? Or at least a travelling companion?”

 There was pregnant pause before Welra finally answered.

 “Yes.”

 Eltor’s eye widened as he stared at Welra, who returned the look confidently.

 “Good.” That seemed to satisfy Omella enough, “Also someone help the beast up out of the dirt.”

 Two hares broke from the general group and helped Eltor to his feet, one of them kept a firm paw grip on his shoulder, which Eltor promptly slapped away. Omella turned back to the trio of Redwallers and bowed her head.

 “I humbly apologize, young masters, never can be too careful in these parts. I am Captain Omella Grace Reinwood, of the Long Patrol. May I ask who you are?”

 The three young Redwallers all glanced at each other. They had been told plenty of times that the Long Patrol of Salamandastron were allies to Redwall and could be trusted, but being ambushed has a tendency to make a beast wary. Teryn finally spoke up.

 “Teryn!” The squirrel said with her usual bright confidence. Omella smiled and shifted her gaze to Haymish.

 “I, er, Haymish,” The hedgehog answered nervously, “Sir.”

 “Marm,” Omella responded. Haymish’s head tilted in a puzzled look.

 “Er, pardon?”

 “It’s marm,” Omella explained plainly, “I am addressed as marm, not Sir.”

 “Oh! I, er, my apologies, miss Ma’am!” Haymish bowed his head, more so in embarrassment than in apology. Omella laid a reassuring pat on the hedgehog’s shoulder before turning her eyes to Welra.

 “And you?”

 “Welra,” The otter said sullenly. Omella’s brow rose.

 “Welra,” The hare repeated, “That sounds an awful lot like Welken, the…last Abbey Champion. Was he-?”

 “My brother,” Welra said flatly as she stared up at Omella intensely.

 “I am so sorry for your loss, you have my deepest condolences.”

 Welra simply averted her eyes. After an awkward pause Omella cleared her throat.

 “Yes, well. Let’s hop to the subject of why you-”

 “Captain!” Omella was cut off by one of the privates that had accompanied Sargent Whelt returning to the clearing, an arrow protruding from his shoulder. A few of the other Patrolers rushed to the private’s aid.

 “By the fur,” Omella said with a resigned sigh, “I sent Whelt to find water, not get our creatures killed. Well then, Private, report sharpish!”

 The Private winced in pain as he sat and let the medic tend to his wound.

 “We found a stream,” he explained breathlessly, “but we we’re jumped, sort of.”

 “Sort of?” Omella raised a brow.

 “It wasn’t a proper ambush, just a few arrows from across the stream, bandits by the look of it. They pegged me here on the arm but turned tail quickly, probably part of a larger group. Whelt and the others are holding the stream now.”

 “So we’re on the right track,” Omella said with satisfaction, “Good work, lad, finish getting patched up and then catch up. Long Patrol!” The Captain turned to the main group of Patrolers, who all stood to attention with anticipation.

 “It’s time to move out! I want our quickest trackers out front, make sure we don’t lose their trail. Keep it quick and keep it quiet, don’t want these villains giving us the slip. Aye?”

 An enthusiastic chorus of ‘Aye’s was the response.

 “Good.” A smile formed across Captain Omella’s face, “let’s go give ‘em a little blood and vinegar, eh?”

 Another hearty cheer arose from the group as they began to swiftly move out in the direction the Private had indicated. Omella turned back to the group from Redwall.

 “I have a feeling our objectives out here may align,” she said, “we’ll discuss it later. For now, do try to keep up as best as you can. Corporal Olly!”

 A young hare broke away from the Long Patrol group and loped up to the group, throwing up a smart salute and standing at attention.

 “Yes, Captain Omella, marm!” The eager corporal bellowed.

 “These four are your responsibility,” Omella explained, indicating Eltor, Welra, Teryn, and Haymish, “keep an eye on them, make sure they keep up, and get any information they’re willing to share.”

 “Marm, yes, marm!”

 Omella smiled before turning back to Eltor and the others.

 “We’ll speak again later.” The Captain gave a curt nod before hefting her pike and taking off after the rest of the Long Patrol, barking orders as she went. Corporal Olly dropped his rigid stance after the captain had left.

 “Well,” The Corporal said with a cheery smile, “We best be off! Though we don’t have to keep up quite the same pace. I’m Olly by the way!”

 “A pleasure to meet you Olly!” Teryn replied, her own bright disposition having returned. “My name is Teryn, and this is Welra, Haymish, and Eltor.”

 While most of the other Long Patrol hares had eyed Eltor with suspicion, Olly didn’t seem put off by the fox at all. The group began moving at a brisk walking pace as they exchanged pleasantries.

 “That’s uh, quite the Captain you have.” Welra said. Olly practically beamed.

 “Aye, Captain Omella is the best officer in the Long Patrol! She can be a bit unorthodox, butts heads with some of the more old fashioned types, and is known to take risks, but no leader is perfect, after all. Her soldiers love and respect her, we’d follow her into anything!”

 “Quite a bit of pride in your voice,” Eltor mentioned as he eyed the young hare. Olly shrugged his shoulders.

 “I suppose one can be a bit biased when talking about your own mother!”

 “She’s your mum?” Haymish asked in surprise.

 “Yeah! Well, actually she’s my Ma, Mum is back home at Salamandastron.”

 “Wait…what?” Haymish scratched his head in confusion.

 “You have two mothers?” Teryn spoke up before Olly could respond.

 “Yeah!” The hare said with a casual shrug, “Mum, whose name is Iris, is back at home, she’s not a Long Patrol soldier; and then Ma is Omella, though out here on patrol she’s Captain, first and foremost. Using Mum and Ma is the easiest way to keep separate who I’m talking about.”

 Welra could feel Teryn’s paw tangling with her own before giving a firm squeeze. The otter glanced at the squirrel; both found smiles on each other’s faces.

 “I imagine she’s a tough mother to have,” Eltor said with a chuckle, “hard-tailed as she is.”

 “Actually, not as much as you might think,” Olly said with his own chuckle, “Ma’s a lot more relaxed back at home, not too strict or overbearing. I think she really prefers to keep the Patrol and home separate. Now Mum, she’s the one who would tan my hide if I ever got into any trouble haha!”

 “But…” Haymish said, still contemplating the situation, “what about your father? You gotta have one, right? Even if he isn’t around, he’s somebody, right?”

 “Well…” Olly answered after a pause, “Technically my Ma is.”

 Haymish nodded for a moment before shaking his head. “I’m even more confused.”

 “Story goes,” Olly explained, “Ma…wasn’t always Ma, well she was, but for much of her life she wasn’t seen or treated that way. Everyone thought that she was a male hare, but deep in her heart, ever since she was a leveret, she knew she was different, though she didn’t always know how or why. She joined the Long Patrol, thinking a little military discipline might chase the feelings away, but it didn’t. She met and fell in love with my Mum, and thought maybe that would help, but the feelings only grew stronger. I don’t know exactly when my Ma figured out that she was supposed to be a haremaid, but I think it was right around when I was born. I don’t even remember her ever being my ‘Pa’, she had decided to live her life truthfully and fully as Omella by the time I could remember anything. I’m sure Mum had figured Ma out long before she ever told her, and she supported and loved her all the way.”

 The group looked at Olly wide-eyed as he said all of this, it wasn’t something that any of the young Redwallers had ever heard of before. A creature whose mind and body didn’t quite align and thus chose to change the way they lived their life and presented themselves to others in order to feel more comfortable in their own fur.

 “That’s…” Haymish started, still flabbergasted.

 “Incredible.” Welra completed the thought.

 “Yeah, I suppose it is!” Olly said with a smile, still rather casual about the whole thing, “It was no walk down the beach for Ma, that’s for sure. There were quite a few hares, older more traditional types, who didn’t approve, some still don’t. There was some talk of kicking Ma out of the Long Patrol, something that she was prepared for even though she didn’t want it. But when many of the younger Patrollers as well as the Badger Lord’s family themselves vouch for someone, it’s hard for them to be ousted. Plus she’s an even better Patroller now than ever before.”

 “That’s really amazing!” Teryn said, “Your mother is incredibly brave and strong, you have every right to be proud of her!”

 “I’ve never heard of anyone like that,” Welra said, “I couldn’t imagine what that must be like. Is there any other creature like her?”

 “You’d be surprised,” Eltor spoke up, the others turned to him. “You woodlanders tend to be a lot more, well, traditional. I’ve been all over; cultures can vary. I traveled with many clans and crews that are more open and accepting of those who are different. Beasts in relationships with each other regardless of their gender, and it not being treated like a secret to not be discussed. Even met a few beasts like your Ma, Olly, living their lives as someone different than how others expected them to be.”

 “So, do you have a handsome beau out there somewhere Eltor?” Haymish asked with a chuckle. Teryn elbowed him in the shoulder.

 “I did, actually.”

 The others grew quiet. Not the response they expected to hear.

 “It was a long time ago,” Eltor said solemnly, his one eye turned away from the group, “I’ve had a few different partners in the past, but he…well he was special, I cannot deny that.”

 They all walked in silence for a few moments before Eltor spoke up again.

 “Well then,” the fox’s tone grew much more energetic, “we should probably make sure we don’t lose the rest of that Long Patrol, yeah?”

 Eltor’s pace quickened and he moved ahead, Olly and Haymish followed. Teryn and Welra kept back for a moment, both thinking about everything they had just learned about Omella and even Eltor. Welra stared at the warrior fox’s back as he walked ahead of them. She was viewing him in a whole new light.

Okay since you got this far, I would just like to confirm that: Yes, Captain Omella is a trans woman. Obviously the word “Transgender” is not explicitly used in the writing, since I am avoiding using more modern terminology and language that simply wouldn’t exist in a setting like Redwall at this point in time. Which is why I tried my best to explain things clearly and in a way that was (hopefully) easy to understand. Redwall is a world intended for all ages, and that is something I have kept in mind when writing this. Characters like Omella, Welra, and Teryn are extremely important to me, not just as representation for myself, but as representation for any younger, possibly gay or trans, kid reading something like Redwall. Representation matters, queer kids exist and if they are able to see someone that they relate to being celebrated it can go a very long way. I’m trying to create the representation that I wish I could have had growing up.

Now obviously I’m saying all of this as if this would ever be published and read by anyone other than the tiny tumblr redwall fandom, but still, it’s important to me.

[poobletoods]

it sure has been. a year. since this game came out huh.

[dead-ratboy]

Two things

It is a solid fact that homosexuals dont know how to sit in chairs properly - i can vouch for this myself

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