#hdae

[lovecatsys]

my head. is so hurty. jts so heache. yeah.

[jujutsukaisen0]

feelin hdae the sise of texas rn

[glittercleric]

[ID: the meme where Fry from Futurama narrows his eyes skeptically, with text reading "not sure if can go to class with a head the size of Texas bottom text". Head is misspelled as "hdae" and size as "sise". End ID.]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[litsy-writes]

Human Disaster Alex Espinoza

Author: Litsy Kalyptica

Genre: LGBT+

Synopsis

Alex likes Gabe, and Gabe likes Alex. But Alex ruins things between them, and finds that the path toward self-growth is as long and arduous as it is necessary, and may require reliving old traumas. So many people are counting on his success, but will it be worth it in the end?

[stringbeanbones]

sculmpting :3

[nocturnalnewsiestrash]

Okay mutuals who have watched Good Omens, is it a good or bad idea to watch it while sick as fuck?? My sinuses are so clogged that I feel like I'm in a bit of brain fog so extensive thinking just isn't a thing I'm able to do so do you have to do a lot of mental work to understand what's going on or is it fine to start since I don't have anything else to do while stuck in bed? Also please tell me it's not too devastating (I'm already well aware of the ending of season 2 so don't worry abt that)

[sasster]

want more of it by the 5:55!

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

YES YES YOU'RE GETTING IT NOW

[junietuesday]

of COURSE youre queer and into roguelikes

[yourtoobright]

just remembered "cant go to class with a hdae the sise of texas" i think im going to cry

[levichouphys]

A DOWNRIGHT AWFUL FANFICS WHERE JAFAR WAS A YOUTUBER (1)

Disclaimer: Future posts about this fanfics idea would contain the following sensitive content: self-harming behaviours, suicidal thoughts, and suicide. However, such content does not appear in this post. Please be cautious when reading if you're not in the right mood for these sensitive topics. Thank you. Caveat/Background So it's an alternative universe of modern setting, where Jafar was a Youtuber. Frollo and Hdaes were there to give Jafar more emotional damage. The Day Hades Left A Blank Space In Jafar's Heart Jafar and Hades were famous YouTubers and shared a dorm together. Hades was Jafar's mentor-like figure in the career of being a Youtuber, Jafar admired him, was jealous of him, and couldn't live without him. Hades had more subscribers than Jafar, but they both reached 1M subscribers respectively. Jafar shined their golden YouTube play buttons every day. The awards were his pride and his profound memory. One day, Hades announced his resignation as YouTuber without Jafar's notice and left Jafar without a word. Jafar felt betrayed and lost. Hades only left Jafar with his empty bed and his golden play button, like Hades couldn't care less about the play button. Jafar chose to fill Hades' empty bed next to him with piles of plushies and filled his empty heart with alcohol. He still shined Hades' golden play button every day as a ritual. Smile, he thought to himself, you could do it without him, you don't need him that much. That was how he armoured himself when asked about Hades. "I am shocked that Hades quit, I miss him, but let him be." It was the biggest lie Jafar had ever told. He missed him. And Then Along Came Frollo Until Frollo, a grim middle-aged ex-soldier, became his new dormmate. Frollo took a look at Jafar's shining golden play button (and Hades'). He turned his head to Jafar, pointed his finger at one of the play buttons and said: "So your name is Hades, I supposed?" "I AM JAFAR, YOU IDIOT." "......Jafar. Hello." Frollo replied, with absolutely no joy nor anger on his face. Then they entered Jafar's bedroom, right after Jafar stepped into the bedroom, Jafar was reminded that "shit, I haven't put away the plushies mountain on my bed" but it was too late. Frollo was welcome with the plushies mountain on his bed. "What? You haven't SEEN any plushy in your entire miserable life?" Jafar yelled at a silent Frollo, as now Jafar was full of shame. "......Are you truly that lonely?" Frollo shook his head and replied nonchalantly, "I could make you some dinner if you're truly that lonely, though. I hope you like some omelet." Jafar was punched in his guts emotionally when they first met. Frollo Was Like The Wrong Key To A Wrong Keyhole But JAFAR DECIDED TO SMASH THE KEY INTO THAT KEYHOLE ANYWAY Frollo was an obscurely silent man. Most of his free time, he was reading the Bible, which he usually put in the pocket of his shirt. Sometimes, he would shine his guns. He had LOTS of guns in his collections, actually, to the point that Jafar once suspected that Frollo was a serial killer. He would occasionally cook for Jafar. Jafar couldn't cook anything other than instant noodles, so he was totally cool with Frollo cooking for him. But Frollo was just mediocre as a cook, not like Hades, Hades was an amazing home cook. Jafar missed Hades' steaks after a streaming session on Saturday nights. He missed Hades' roasted chicken when preparing to stay up the whole night to edit their newest videoes. And Frollo only knew how to cook an egg basically, many methods to cook an egg......which was still obscure but okay. Frollo would not interfere with Jafar's recording or streaming sessions. He would just stay far, far away from Jafar's studio. He wouldn't ask anything about Jafar's career either, which kinda bothered Jafar. He just really wanted someone to tell him how good he was as a Youtuber, even just snarky comments or just half-joking non-harming conversations. And Frollo was as solemn as a man could be. Talking to him at the dining table was like talking to a confession booth. But he did like Frollo's silent nod. He seemed to nod after whatever Jafar said. He wouldn't fight back like Hades. Jafar even once just straight up told Frollo "You are just BROING!” right in his face, all Jafar got was Frollo’s seemingly approval nod. Until one day, Frollo suggestioned Jafar to go to a rage room in their local area. “A rage room is private and you could smash as many things as you like and you could pretend you were smashing others’ heads into shreds but without the legal consequence.“ Frollo said. How Frollo worded the whole thing was a little bit concerning, but maybe because there was the right amount of concerning shit, it was tempting to Jafar. So Jafar said yes. (TBC)

[fatalism-and-villainy]

That person who came up with the phrase "a head the size of Texas" while sick and hopped up on allergy meds has honestly given me the perfect word to describe my pre-migraine tension headaches and general weird sinus pressure. Like the kind of thing where it's not even necessarily painful, you're just Aware of your head because of all this radiating pressure and tension. A hdae the sise of Texas

[bromantically]

babygirl i can hdae the sise of texas

[diaenerys]

omg hiiii @taurusblues tagged me thank you <3

last song: there she goes my beautiful world by nick cave

last movie: the bling ring

currently reading: little weirds by jenny slate i love it sm

tagging some cool people from activity 🍸 @frdrkchopin @ginnyweaselys @tootickie @vangch @hdaes and also everyone else who is cool (all of u) and wants to do this

[orcboxer]

got a hdae the size of massachusetts today, boys. feels like my brain is a lump of colorful modeling clay in an asmr video

[skopostheorie]

not sure if can go to class with hdae the sise of texas bottom text