#he SHOULDVE WON FUCK

[mach1ne-g1rl]

lines that im very normal about from the bad boy pov session 7 ^_^

"we'll make a council of the reds except for martin because he Will betray us" -grian

jimmy repeatedly saying "i need scott" (look im a simple man weak for flowerhusbands)

all of jimmys funeral </////3

"i was gonna sacrifice myself so he wouldnt be the first out" -JOEL FUCKING BEANS.

"Give up grian and we'll spare you!" -scar while chasing joel ???

"joel reaches a point where he just loses his mind completely and he was way past that a while ago. jimmy's death has kind of had an adverse affect on him" -grian FUCK

*after killing scar* "oh joel im lightheaded oh no" -grian (its like they were soulbound woww crazy)

"im not killing you again grian you need to survive" -joel the mvp

[spoonmoment119]

guys please

[pikaflute]

I need to throw rocks at someone's window

[arosebyan0thername]

If there are a million Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are only two Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them (Eva Noblezada is the other). If there are no Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, Eva Noblezada and I are dead 😔

[cawnecny]

Matthew Tkachuk and his Breakaway Crew™

source source source source

(edit: added a picture)

[littlebigplanet]

dying to know your thoughts on william easton 👀

i want to put him in a jar and shake it

[farrowkeene]

OH MY FUCKING GOD BURN BRIGHT ACTUALLY IS BENS BOOK IM CRYING HAPPY TEARS

[dreams-void]

I am so fucking salty rn.

THEY ROBBED MY NEON GREEN, PORCUPINE PANTS MAN. HELLO?????

[waddingham]

not submitting hannah for lead actress for the emmy's even though she has a better chance there than supporting 😩 will we ever stop suffering at the hands of the creators fr

she's only ever been submitted for supporting right? which has always been like....okay sure I guess fksndkd. i don't follow the awards thing really closely i just watch to be dazzled by the wealth and beauty like a baby starting at a suncatcher but! would love to see her collect #2 !!

[reignbowarbiter]

forever angry abiut the first season of drag race

[aroveins]

i always want you when im finally fine. how youd be over me looking in my eyes when i come. someone to watch me die.

[99k4manii]

(NOT PROOF READ)

Ony x black!f!reader

Sooo basicallyyyy fem reader who lowkey strong asf get jealous but like she little bitty like literally 5’1 while ony a whopping 6,4 everytime YALL argue you give him some rough bruises then y’all fuck it out

Warnings: nsfw! P in V, jealousy, toxic relationship, idk what else tbh

You and Ony were cuddling on the couch watching “missing” for like the 100th time, he half sleep half woke and his phone started dingin’ at first you didn’t really pay attention. But then it started getting constant so you picked up his phone and put his passcode in to see messages from instagram? but you was pretty sure you told him to delete that shit!

Next thing you know you scrolling through some texts from a bitch named “Ri’hna” it’s like they were texting non-stop yk damn well he aint drop sum off for her ONE time you was finna wake his ass up and slap him in his shit but something told you too see what this bitch look like so you know who you finna beat tf up.

after about like 35-40ish minutes of checking her socials (off of his phone) the bitch texted talkin’ bout’ sum “mmm why you looking at my page sm?? You obsessed aint you 👅👅?” First of all, the bitch was ugly asf and built sloppy second of all, the bitch knew he had a girl! Thats what made you aggressively wake up ony.

“Hmm..? What ma-“ he said sluggishly and he was tired but once a hard ass slap hit him across his face he woke up right away “y/n what the fuck?!” He said like he didnt know what was going on (he didnt) “now who tf is ri’hna?” You said calmly but in a minute you was finna go off “what is you talkin’ bout?!” Ony looked at you with a confused faced then you punch him in his nose, “nigga stop playing dumb with me” you said tryna keep yourself from hitting him again “y/n you ain’t gon keep hitting’ me!” “NIGGA JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION” you said finally gettin loud after that Yall started fighting not just yelling but fist fighting

Ony ended up spendin’ the night at armin and his girls house (your friend) “damnnn she fucked yo shit up!” Armin said feeling bad Ony had a couple bruises over his face nd a somewhat black eye “what did you do fa ha do dat?” F/n had asked with a concerned look, “ion even fuckin know! She just started asking me who Ri’hna is..” “well who is she” f/n had asked “she a regular drop off but she got a crush on Ony” armin and had said “well if yk she gatta crush on you.. why don’t you block ha or sum’ ?” F/n had asked a good question “because she a customer and y/n shouldve look at the messages better I don’ t respond unless she ask for a drop!” Armin and f/n look at each other “welllll—“ armin said “how bout you just go talk to her yk Yall gon end up back togetha’ anyway” he was right no matter how many times y’all “broke up” or fought y’all ended up fuckin’ it out nd being lovey doves again

It was about 2:23 am you heard a knock at yo apartment door you was confused asf because why somebody at your door at 2 somthing in da morning? You looked through da peep hole, suprise suprise it was no other than ony

“Ngh~! Ohh~!” “Fuck-fuck-fuckkkk” here you two are fucking like animals on the living room floor, that’s how terrible it is y’all didn’t even make it to the bedroom! “Mama, you better not beat me up like that again understand?” Ony said somewhat outa Breath while in missionary still pounding tf outa you. “Don’t make me want~to beat you up aga~in” you said with moans interrupting your words. “You didn’t even let me try to explain myse-“ you shut him up with a French kiss “that’s the past this the present forget about that”

After a couple days the same thing happened which ended up in you two fucking YOURE problems out again this relationship was not healthy at all.

Heyyy y’all! so prob tmr ima do the thing cuz gojo won the poll! This is short so hopefully in the future I make longer ones but I ain’t good a typing for a long time.. but anyways yup bye love y’all😘

[im-yn-suckers]

no, its your dream im throwing away

GODDAMN MURDER ME

pairing- football player niki x nobody gf reader but the relationship is secret (featuring eunchae!)

warnings-kissing, rain, unsupportive dad, supportive bestie, idk what else someone tell me if you recognize the refrence

'come on riki, you win this game, youre automatically in to the college of your dreams'

he only nodded in response. he hated the feeling of being pressured to go to a college he didnt want to go to. he spotted you in the crowd talking to eunchae.

the crowd shouted his name as the next part of the game was about to start.

'eunchae, i thought i could do this but i cant. im leaving'

'ok, ill let you know how it ends'

you walked ouy of your seat, taking one last look at the field.

'heeseung, its your game, dont diasppoint me'

he nodded and niki walked away.

'niki what the fuck are you doing, youre ruining your future.'

'no, if anything im making it better'

'youre throwing awy your dream'

'no dad, im throwing away your dream'

he ran up to the bleachers, grabbing your wrist.

'what are you doing riki'

'something i shouldve done a long time ago'

he kissed you sweetly with the crowd cheering because the team won.

'you gotta love high school' eunchae said with a smile and you caught a cold from the rain lol

bye

[vickwrites]

I hate you too ♡ carlos sainz

Warnings: 

Smut, unprotected sex, minors dni

Author’s note: Im such a sucker for hate sex <3 enjoy 

‘Fuck you Sainz!’ You were P1 most of the race until a small slip-up caused by Carlos. You were both fighting for world champion so every point was crucial and every mistake hurt even more. The race ended and you ended up on the second step of the podium next to Carlos who was in first. After media duties and your team debrief all you wanted was to go to your hotel room, get drunk on champagne, and order room service. 

You got on the elevator of your hotel, waiting for its doors to close when a large hand stopped them so they would open. Of course, it had to be Carlos. ‘Oh for fucks sake’ you muttered under your breath. He entered the elevator and looked you up and down. ‘Thanks for the extra points princesa’ he smirked. That fucker. ‘I deserve an apology, you fucked me up today, that win should've been mine.’ you said as you walked back and forth as the elevator moved. ‘An apology for what? Being a better driver? I don't think so sweetheart.’ You were furious with him. But all those emotions disappeared the moment the elevator screeched and stopped moving. ‘No, no, no this can't be happening for fucks sake.’ You paced around the elevator. ‘Calm down, someone will probably help soon.’

‘You know, this is your fault!’ you walked up to him and pointed a finger. ‘My fault? How is this my fault?’ he looked at you with those big brown eyes of his. Your lips crashed with each other at full force, his hands around your hips pushing you against the elevator wall, a moan coming out of your mouth. ‘I hate you’ you said as you started undoing his jeans. ‘I hate you too’ Carlos said while his hands roamed your body and unbuttoned your jeans. ‘For someone that hates me as much as you say, youre so fucking wet.’ He said as his fingers grazed your slit. 

‘Shut up and fuck me already’ your moans making him even more turned on. He lifts you up onto the elevator’s railing and wraps your legs around his body. He rubs his cock between your folds before roughly thrusting into you. You wrap your arms around his shoulders as he fucked you roughly against the elevator wall. ‘Youre so fucking annoying, I shouldve won this race.’ you say between moans. ‘Shut up or I won't let you cum.’ Carlos groaned, thrusting harder into you. 

You shut up, too engrossed in the pleasure your rival on the track was giving you. ‘Im gonna cum Carlos, fuck’ you said almost reaching your high. ‘Cum mi amor’ those three words were enough to put you over the edge. ‘Cum in my mouth Carlos’ He pulls out of you and lets you get on your knees. You open your mouth for him and look at him through your lashes. Carlos cumming in your mouth as you stroke his cock. You swallow and open your mouth to show him you had swallowed. As you were putting on your clothes again the elevator started moving again. ‘I still hate you.’ 

‘The feeling is mutual princesa’

[selfawarecobalt]

bro that fight was absolutely ridiculous! I love Gray but that was clearly main character syndrome. when Freed said that the rune won't cancel every magic to give Gray a chance I knew this was the first excuse to have the Raijinshuu lose. if serious, Freed could've just cancelled everything and the fight would've been over before it even began. then the Gray doesn't feel the torture rune excuse out of nowhere and the fact that Gray won against Evergreen Bickslow AND Freed with all ridiculous reasons and then struggled against an injured and exhausted Mirajane afterwards while Freed was holding up great against an emotional-overdrive, rage power Mira in the fight with her, it's all just so badly written. I would've given Gray the advantage of using devil slayer magic against people like Mira and Freed but at least make it a damn good and difficult fight because not only Mira is a power to be reckoned with, Freed has been set up to be too. then there are Ever and Bickslow qith their eye magics as well, and how they were knocked out was a joke too. I dont want this animated.

EXACTLY. I’ll be the first to admit gray would be powerful enough to defeat individual members of the thunder legion (that main character power boost) but that was an utter piss take. gray still struggled against just bixlow during their first fight, even if he couldve beaten him. that “um actually gray cant feel pain in this form” was completely stupid. ive seen a lot of awful things from modern fairy tail but that was undoubtedly the worst. also that “omg of course i feel pain i was hitting my comewades :((((“ INFURIATED me. didnt have that energy during what i assume was meant to be a “comedic” scene of him just beating the shit out of freed when he was already down. also the whole “lets rip the clothes off the only girl!” thing made me want to barf. i genuinely believe it would’ve been better for their characters if the thunder legion had been killed in the tartaros arc.

also YEAH THE WHOLE “struggled against an exhausted and injured mira” genuinely gave me vertigo after i finally escaped from having it shoved down my eyeholes. like yeah mira was rusty during her fight with freed but she was absolutely rage filled, and it was really emphasised just how powerful she was, and it was STILL a tough fight. against just freed. the whole thunder legion vs gray shouldve been a sweep in the other direction. weve seen they can all work together, using their unique magics to complicate things for enemies.

cant think where else to put this so im slapping this in here. EVEN THOUGH GRAY HAS DEMON SLAYER MAGIC NOW FREED HAS A FUCKING SWORD. also that stupid “gray teleports behind evergreen and bixlow” thing? WHAT KIND OF DEMON SLAYER MAGIC IS THAT. all fairy tail main characters are the worst type of mary sue. and i LIKE mary sues.

evergreen can turn people to stone and fire hundreds of BULLETS and explosions. bixlow can use his babies to beat the shit out of long distance targets and take control of their bodies (NOT TURN THEM CHIBI. HIRO.). FREED CAN FUCKING TURN INTO A DEMON AND ALMOST INSTANTLY TRAP PEOPLE AND DEPRIVE THEM OF OXYGEN, AND CUT A GODDAMN TORNADO IN HALF. THESE ARE VETERAN FIGHTERS WHO WERE ONCE ABLE TO DAMN NEAR TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE GUILD. now theyre just a joke. their personalities have been completely erased and replaced with “omg laxus!!”. im going to hurl

if you HAD to make up an excuse to weaken them, sure you could make up some shit about “oh the barrier particles damaged their magic containers” BUT EVEN THEN THEYRE STILL SMART ENOUGH TO WORK TOGETHER.

seriously. this was the most blatant case of main character nepotism ive literally ever seen. i genuinely despise 100yq, it always felt so lazy and uncreative. uhh yeah actually surprise theres four more acnologias but more powerful. yeah theyre were never mentioned before so what. every character looks the same now. the lucyification of the fairy tail girls needs to be studied. this infection is taking away every single character and the only reactions im seeing to it are “omg glow up!!”

(also i HATE seeing people talk about the spinoff characters like “omg so cute its like an alternate universe” NO ITS JUST LAZY. HE ONLY KNOWS LIKE 4 CHARACTER TYPES AS MAIN CHARACTERS AND IM SICK OF NOONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT)

[omegalomania]

no ok like. like i have to break this down i am actually losing my mind. whenever i visited my grandparents on my dads side as a kid theyd put on field of dreams like, constantly. it would just be running in the background, sometimes multiple times per day. the background radiation of that movie is just kinda in my dna and it awoke something in me today.

field of dreams is about faith. it's a guy who had a strained relationship with his late father because they were both BIG baseball buffs, but the main character's personal hero was shoeless joe jackson, a chicago white sox player who was mostly known for his participation in the black sox scandal despite being an incredibly gifted batter. mc and his father disagreed heavily about jackson, with his father calling him a criminal but the main character idolizing him as a hero.

a little while after his father passes away, main character gets these voices telling him if you build it, he will come. he decides to mow down a huge chunk of his cornfield and build a baseball field in its place, which basically everyone in his life considers a really fucking terrible move since that means he's massively dropped the sale value of his property and also is gonna lose all the money he shouldve gotten from corn. but he did this all on faith - building it, so he will come.

the field gets inhabited by numerous ghostly players from the past, all of them legends, and among them is shoeless joe jackson. there's almost this expectation that he is who was supposed to come - the main characters personal hero. but by the end of the film, he learns that one of the players on the field is actually his late father. he will come. the one defining relationship in his life that the main character was never able to reconcile.

in the final scene, he asks his father if he wants to play a game of catch. and as they pass the ball back and forth, we pull back and see that a line of cars has started to form. people are coming to see the game between father and son. people are gathering around to watch them play.

its a movie about faith. tear down your whole life and build a baseball field. build it, and he will come. build it, and they will come. in the emptiness of some random cornfield, there is magic, and there is a way to reach back into the past.

and people will watch you do it. people will gather around from all over the world to see this small, intimate window between two people they don't actually know.

its a movie about faith. i will defend the faith, going down swinging. and fob had to have such faith in us for this to work, didnt they? they planted a single, cryptic ad in a newspaper in chicago. no media hype, no socials, nothing. just one ad, in one newspaper, in chicago.

but thats the thing. it worked. we spread it like wildfire regardless. we all latched onto it. they did this small thing on the faith that we would know what to do with it and it fucking worked.

because crowds are won and lost and won again. but our hearts beat for the diehards.