#he always does this

[vampyr3wife]

[jacklikestos216]

:0

[guntapon]

Nothing. We're not doing anything. I didn't spill the macaroni on his shirt, and- ... Why are you guys here? When did you come? Right. When? We've been here since you guys fed each other food.

MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT ↳ (OMO SPECIAL)

[ufuckingpastry]

I know for damn sure the second that man got trapped in that birdhouse and the screen went black, that fucker started CACKLING

[murasaki-cha]

Cale himself was a human who did not even know how to use martial arts, let alone be nature ralm. But Cale brushed it off. Because that's not important.

Ah yes the entire reason for every single misunderstanding in TCF:

✨ CALE'S MISCOMMUNICATION ✨

[beansnpeets]

Jon: buys a project car

Also Jon: is mad his project car needs work

[lancelought]

He always does this

[leafgorge]

i was not expecting this in a jack manifold improv vod 😭

[platonicfrendswithsocrates]

sorry guys i can’t hang out. ya no my daimon said i can’t.

[whimsyvisions]

Imagine your f/o being stressed out at work so they look at their phone wallpaper, a picture of the two of you embracing each other, to calm them down. 

[hotcupoteckla]

So my husband took my hand in a gesture of comfort between his hands. He gazed lovingly into my eyes while keeping his hands around mine, and said, "It's a Handwich."

Our love will never die.

[heartsofhell]

“They’re ’s a 10, but they always fall asleep before we get to the ending of the story."

Angel ran a hand through his hair with an awkward smile. "Eh, ya lap is comfy. Ain't my fault ya comfy and cuddly."

[asktripletcanterbury]

Ms Hannah made delicious tea for the master and Claude took all the merit.

[pretend-wizard]

Thwarted by Gromnor again =/

[therelentless]

ooc;; i need to make a post about nandor always changing things about himself so the person he's dating won't end up leaving him, how this fucks everything up and fucks him up in the long run.

[shatouto]

love it when anakin has my whole bed to himself and he still has to curl up on my clothes 🥺