#he can noclip like in gmod too

[universeisahologram]

OCS GRAHH

tv headed creature and ferret headed man are basically my self insert ocs.... since, theyre two of my sonas. FUcK IT IM REMOVING MY ONLY ONE SONA RULE, I CAN HAVE MULTIPLE SONAS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME anyways

two insane men and their hideous beast

[fandomandangstlover]

I don't know if anyone asked, but what are your headcanons of Engie's hitman adventures?

GRABS UR SHOULDERS & SHAKES U WITH EXCITEMENT. TYSM AHXVAHAJSH /VPOS

- Hitman Engie, also known as Agent 30, goes by he/it & is aroace. current status is trapped in the Foundation & coping by dreaming that he's back to its Missions Adventuring.

- UNIVERSE & TIME traveler, local hitman :)

- the SCP Foundation got his ass. it's gonna be stuck there for awhile till there's another installation of the Engie's Adventures Series.

- can only speak in broken sentences. as in. sentence mixing but it's irl. every time someone speaks normally it's like watching someone speak words you can't ever pronounce in your life. not that he minded.

can also do those audio editing that u see happens in gmod videos. can make his voice painfully high-pitched. also can use subtitles if the world he's in allows it.

- demeanor changes in every reality it enters. sometimes it's more goofy, sometimes it's more ruthless, sometimes it's more incompetent, etc. though these are mostly seen in gmod worlds, while sfm ones are more unpredictable.

- gmod & sfm style movement. can noclip through shit if the world is unstable enough. able to bend reality too if he knew how to lol

- Pip-boy is the main source of its time/universe traveling abilities. it is not its only source, however.

it is also used for storage, games, & that of the like. a multi-tool :3

- able to read & write codes, mostly binary but can write other computer stuff too. it likes hackin', although it's unaware that it's even breachin' anything :]

english is hard as FUCK for him to write & can only do them in very, very broken english.

- sees weird shit on a daily basis. it's his normal. it thinking that anything's weird should be considered an achievement.

- obedient as FUCK. especially when a mission isn't given & someone told him to do something.

- all phone rings coming from a phone that has number keys on them (bonus effect if it's blue) are like a Siren's Lullaby to Hitman. if he doesn't answer it right away/very quickly, its need to pick it up will Grow & Grow till he destroys everything in his way to get to it.

- doesn't know its boss. only ever heard his voice, but it doesn't care that much. besides, the Boss is basically the only person he can get into contact with anyways.

- lives in a white void with a small table stand with a blue bulky phone on it. there's no one else there.

ough... ah lov he <33

[poly-star-trio]

ACTUALLY EXPANDING ON THAT. four also tends to like. sometimes have glitchy particles flying off of him when hes thinkin too hard. sometimes he accidentally noclips gmod style through a wall and doesn't realize it.

Three can sometimes glitch out too, causing his body to turn transparent for a moment and at that point you could see his bones. sometimes his body turns completely black for a second and when you blink, its back to normal.

THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER JESUS CRHSIT

this just reminded me that mario breaks the laws of physics more than any of the other characters and i genuinely believe thats because hes the avatar send tweet