#he gives a little bit of a fuck. but its nt much dude

[kodzuskook]

proposal | scott lang

description: scott asks you to marry him in the craziest way possible. (followed by:) tony, rhodey and happy fight over who gets to walk you down the aisle.

requested?: yes; [anonymous “Scott Lang and reader wedding? Or proposal? Whichever you’d like. And I love the idea of like Tony and Rhodey and Happy and Fury all fighting about who gets to walk her down the isle and she ends up picking Pepper and they’re all like 😦. I love Scott soooo much xxx”]

author’s note: as you can tell, i chose to write about the proposal itself, i hope you enjoy it!

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“honey, i’m home!” scott’s voice rang through the quiet house, a laugh following his words, “i’ve always wanted to say that.”

you made your way down the stairs of your new house to greet scott. your eyes raised in slight fear as he accidentally hit the glass vase while trying to take off his shoes. you let out a little giggle as scott flipped around, reaching his hands out and juggling the vase until it was safely in his arms. the two of you had just finished moving in about two days prior and scott was still getting used to the layout of the house.

“hey, dumbass.” you smiled as he made a face.

“don’t call me a dumbass.” scott frowned.

you shrugged, “i’ve sworn an oath to never lie. courtesy of cap.”

you turned around and walked towards the kitchen causing you to miss scott making a face and mocking your words behind your back.

“tony called,” you told scott over your shoulder, “said something about making sure to remind you of the party later tonight.”

scott’s eyes widened, “oh, goodie.”

you cocked your head at the man who had walked into the kitchen just seconds after you, “what party was he talking about?”

“dunno” scott shrugged, picking up a berry from the fruit bowl and plopping it into his mouth, “we’ll head over there soon?”

you shrugged, “okay.”

nearly an hour later, you and an oddly nervous scott set out to the avengers tower. you decided to blast some music to calm scott down from whatever he was going through.

“you okay?” you raised an eyebrow at scott as you turned into a main street.

the man nodded, “yeah, just can’t wait to get to the party. my first stark party.”

“you’ll be fine, scott.” you slowly nodded, just now noticing the song playing, “hey! it’s our song!”

the soft music of vampire weekend’s mansard roof made its way through the car. scott’s hand found its way to yours, hovering over the side console. you smiled at the memories that this song brought back.

the day you met scott. your first dance with scott. the day you two heard it in the cafe of your third date. the day you two decided to declare the song yours.

scott shifted, pulling his hand away from yours, “pull over.”

“what? scott, i-i’m on the highway, i can’t pull over.” you sputtered out, absolutely puzzled.

“pull over, y/n!” scott turned in his seat, his fingers making their way to the car door’s lock.

you noticed his movements, instantly pushing your finger down on the lock button, pressing down every time scott unlocked his door manually.

“lang, what the fuck are you doing?! we’re on the fucking highway!”

“pull! over!” scott looked over at you, turning back around and instantly pushing his door open slightly.

you shrieked, “scott, are you fucking crazy?! what the fuck?! scott!!”

the wind blew through the car while scott yelled over it, “pull the damn car over, y/n!”

you let out an exasperated huff, “i can’t! i’m on the highway!”

“pull over or i’ll jump!” the man pushed his door slightly more, the sound of honks coming from the cars behind theirs.

“you are fucking insane!” you sped up a little, switching in and out of lanes until you reached an on-route gas station. you slowed into a stop, letting out an exasperated breath before facing scott, “are you fucking insane? like seriously, are you mentally deranged?”

scott looked at you with furrowed eyebrows, “y/-”

“have you ever been socialized? that was a basic function of society and life!” like other times when you’d lecture scott on his actions, your knowledge in psychology and sociology shined through, “a basic rule, scott. don’t jump out of  a moving car, you’d kill yourself. and i don’t know about you, but usually, dying means not living. therefore, no scott lang.”

“y/n, will you let me be spontaneous once in a while?” scott whined.

you glared at him, “no.”

scott stuck his tongue out “i think we deserve some sponataneousness in our relationship.”

“there would be no relationship if you died.” you emphasized the last bit.

“we also wouldn’t be engaged, and planning to get married.”

you froze, “what?”

scott smiled, dropping to one knee, “marry me?”

“i...wh-...scott...scott, what?” you didn’t know what to say.

“y/n, ever since i met you, i knew i liked you. and i would go into a long, long list and speech into why i fell in love with you but, i’m not gonna because hopefully, you’ll say yes and then i would have to make vows but i’m nt good at putting things into words so i’d just be repeating what i’d say right now an-”

“scott, shut up.” you gave the guy a watery smile, “you sound like luis.”

“no, you gotta listen to—did you just say i’m like luis?!—anyway, y/n, i liked you then, i like you now. in fact, i love you now, but it won’t fit with what i have to say, but you know, as beyonce once said, ‘if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.’” scott sang the lyrics before going back into his speech, “and i like you, so, i’m kinda hopin’ i can put a ring on it.”

he pulled out a ring from his pocket, accidentally dropping the ring onto the dusty road before pulling it back up and presenting it to you, “will you give up your single lady title once more and go from girlfriend to wife?” he worded his sentence like he did when asking you to be his girlfriend.

you smiled, nodding before dropping down to your knees and holding your hand out, “i would love to be your wife, mr. lang.”

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“did he do it?” was the first thing you heard once you entered the avengers facility. it came from wanda, who was peeking her head out from behind couch.

at the sound of her voice, nearly every other avenger in the room stopped and twisted their head to the hopefully newly-engaged couple.

tony sat up from the couch, pointing at scott, “you. did you...?”

scott turned to you, “please welcome the new mrs. lang to this humble little facility. mrs. lang, meet the avengers. avengers, meet my future wife.”

the room burst into cheers, you instantly being tackled in hugs from natasha, wanda, and pepper, while scott got pats on his back by the men. 

sam tilted his head, “who’s walkin’ y/n down the aisle?”

you thought about his question, thinking of your father who had passed away a few years prior to today’s events.

“me, duh.” tony’s bored voice sounded through the room.

“what, are you kidding? no! it’s me!” rhodey swatted tony’s head, “i’m clearly more fit.”

happy frowned, “hey, no.” he looked over at you, “you gotta pick me, y/n. i’ve known you the longest.”

tony shook his head, “no, happy, shut up. i get to walk down the aisle, mr. l/n would’ve wanted me to take his place.” he referred to your father.

“tony, you don’t even like kids.” happy sighed exasperatedly, “i’m walking her down the aisle.”

tony frowned, “i’m a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. i have every right to walk y/n down the aisle.”

“man, shut your face. he would not want his daughter to be walked down the aisle by a so-called ‘genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist’ dude who’s got his head up his ass.” rhodey shook his head, “mr. l/n wouldn’t stand for it.”

instantly, tony and rhodey started arguing, happy throwing in his two cents every few seconds. steve turned to look at you for help, you shrugged.

“uhm, ms. l/n, it would be well appreciated if you mediated the situation at hand instantly.” vision murmurred.

you sighed, “uh, guys?”

the three stopped and looked at you expectantly. “y/n’ll choose.” tony stated.

you laughed awkwardly, your hand instantly gripped scott’s and you squeezed it, “listen, i really do appreciate you guys uhm, fighting...? over who gets to walk me down the aisle. and honestly, i wouldn’t be able to decide between you three.”

you watched their expressions change slightly, “so what does that mean?” happy asked.

you scratched the back of your head with your vacant hand, “pepper.”

“what?!”

“that’s absurd!”

“she’s not even a man!”

you looked over at pepper who looked shocked at your statement, but recovered enough to join you in rolling your eyes at tony’s last statement.

you shrugged, letting go of scott’s hand and walking towards pepper. you wrapped your arms around her shoulders, snuggling into her while smiling at the three exasperated men, “you guys know i don’t follow tradition, and seeing as pepper is neither my father, nor another father figure. she fits the criteria.”

you paused, “that is if she’d like to?”

pepper smiled, “i’d love to walk you down the aisle.”

you laughed while the three men acted like little babies, frowning and crossing their arms while stomping their feet in anger.

scott came behind you, wrapping his arms around your body, “thank you saying yes, mrs. lang.”

“it was my pleasure.”

[mangakx]

i want angst.

[sebastianejw-blog]

Peaky blinders

No offence to anyone that liked it

I got to the kinda middle of ep 3 & decided I would rather shot myself than watch it, it's just boring, the story isn't explained all that well & I only caught interest in Thomas, I really want his hair cut xD I found him really interesting I thought he might be a kinda emotionaledd character & I find those intresting & with breif info we get of his part & views early on I thought of two things that would keep me as a viewer him going around being a shelbg not being influenced by anyone cause of him being emotionallees & maybe seeing how he deals with a woman or anyone truongno get in his pants & the first interaction with grace was great he didn't nt care he was rude to her, it was a string character especially during the time period for a guy to be too broken that he's completely just shut down is believable.

I looked more on social media & just out of context it seemed like Thomas was gay I kinda sat back & was like yeah I kinda get that, it was an intresting thing so I was like alright i'll watch him get dung bumy this girl who did some reason just really rubbed me the wrong way I just did not like her at all het character is something I've seen before & idk I just really git pissed off by her.

But then I just couldn't watch anymore so I went to watch more stuff on Thomas & cilian & I see a thing about Thomas & grace & I'm hoping it's not what I think it'll be & gueds what if filuck8ng is & they end up together & urs bullshit I keep watching shows that portray their characters in a way to begin with that the starting theorys are normally he's not gonna be faxed by anything or he's closeted & in a tone where its not acceptable, intresting theorys & plot ideas & the look like they're gonna run with it but already not even really 3 eps in & they've just done a U turn.

I have my preferenced now a days I don'tind stuff about the olden days Dunkirk was fucking amazing but they had good actor the relationship between the boys was nice it was just an intresting thing to watch & the nice ending where my personal favourite characters live was like the best

& yes I do find films that havea little bit of lgbt stuff I it, when their isn't much out there I find those stories a lot more fucking interesting & again Dunkirk the two surviveing gus their sexuality is kinda in the air but the close bond the have us kinda gay lol xD & is just really wholesome

Idk just a war series is a bit off putting to begin with but I judge a lot of series off like the first ep & at a stretch the 2nd. & this was just god owful, the beginning concept, what I thought it was. Was interesting & it was shot nicely the actors are all decent

(the girl that's gets married to freddy is in merlin lol)

But non of the other storied really gripped me I didn't really get why the whole relationship between the girl & freddy was a big no no cause it wasn't really explained appart from some politics stuff that is never gonna interest me. Idk it was just bland, the filming was good & Im definitely gonna see where Cillian goes cause he's a nice looking dude & a good enough actor for me to give even episode 3 a chance

I sound like I'm making myself to be above this series, obviously I'm not. i could probably not do what they do in it, but it's like my view of dbh, their were other paths they could've done & they shouldve just fucking done it

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