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1moreoffkeyanthem · 5 months

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Look yes Stan is very Boy Next Door to me, but, like, if the boy next door also got way too invested in D&D, tried to pet every squirrel he sees, said “uh, thanks” and started crying as a response to getting kissed, and learned elvish to impress his best friend

#*wakes up and immediately starts Stanposting*#like bruh this man #lmm voice: look at my son #he is the conventionally attractive American boy football captain who is also a total dork and not ashamed of it #this is specifically OJV Stan but definitely applies to all my Stans #I just enjoy him #starting on episode 2 of Bedtime Stories With PCE and absolutely gonna sob bc I love he #south park #stan marsh

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