#he just wants to play sim racing ig

[yaren23]

LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 1

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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yourusername: the infamous sims 4 tutorial is official out on yt 🔐😈💟 (pls guys u spammed my dms so hard for this one i was SWEATING editing 🙄🙄)

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user1: QUEEEN TYYY FOR THIS VIDEO

user2: me when y/n releases a new video 🫠🫠😵💦💦

yourusername: now... ayo...

yourusername: (in the dms only, we talked about this guys...)

user3: pookie your so hawt hahaha (viscerally sweating)

yourusername: just u, babes xxx

user4: LMFAO in the video where she goes "wow, i didn't know you could make boobs this big in cas (create a sim), huh..."

user5: HOLLERINGGG, she said that?! ☠️☠️

user4: YUPPP. then she preceded to say, "mmm, mommy milkers"

user6: she is not real this is insane 😵😵😭

user4: what makes it even funnier is that there is always some type of smooth jazz playing in the background, so every time she says unhinged shit its accompanied with the most nonchalant whatever music 🫨🫨

user7: literally this is why she is my fav simmer ytber 4 reallz

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user8: DID YOU GUYS SEE MAX WATCH HER VID ON STREAM LMAO??!

user9: OMG YES I DID IT WAS SO FUNNY

user10: wait pls fill me in max who

user10: is he some gamer?

user8: LMAO not really ☠️

user8: we r talking about max verstappen, he's an f1 racer who occasionally games

user9: tbf he seems to game and sim race more than he actually races 😭😭😭

user10: ahhh ic

user10: wait so then what was he doing watching mother y/n's video 👁️👁️

user8: he was trying to learn how to play the sims 4, so ig he clicked on the first tutorial on yt and it j happened to be her video 😍🫠

user11: omg it's the girl max watched on stream yesterday, she was hella funny im ngl

user12: wait yeah, she's so pretty in this post

user13: GIRL MAX WAS SIMPING OVER U SO BAD YESTERDAY

user14: FR DOWNBAD.

yourusername: max you say... drop his @ 😁😁

user13: @/maxverstappen1

user15: girl you are NAWT ready for the shit u r ab to go thru w the formula one community

yourusername: wait he's a formula one racer???

user15: GIRL PLS GOOGLE HIM I BEG

user15: UR GOING TO LEARN SM AB UR FUTURE HUSBAND

user17: HUSBAND? let's gatekeep our wife, shall we

user18: @/maxverstappen1 @/maxverstappen1 @/maxverstappen1

user19: @/maxverstappen1 i found the woman of ur dreams 😈

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[everythingne]

log out! (akin to a pride verse) (ls2)

a collection of times reina posts on her .jpg account, and one time she accidentally forgets to log out of her main.

warnings/notes: mentioned drunkeness, jokes about sex, will i keep them a couple or just besties?? i dunno, stay tuned !

reitanaka.jpg made a new post! (private account)

liked by logansargeant, maxverstappen, oscarpiastri, and 108 others...

reitanaka.jpg: logan sushi weekend!!! (we are drunk on soju!!!)

maxverstappen: oh?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: hehe •̀⩊•́

logansargeant: i need everyone to know that ribbon cut off the circulation to my finger

olliebearman: REINA MIYOKO TANAKA MATSUMOTO.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: NO NONO OLLIE STOP IT STOP SHUT UP STIP TALKING SHUT THEFUCK UP

⤷ olliebearman; OHHHH PH MY GODDDD IM TELLING RENÉ

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: CRASH INTO A WALL. DNF AT UR HOME RACE. FUCK YOU.

liamlawson: oh ive been waiting for this

kimiantionelli: so when are we debriefing about this. bc i know you want ur ‘pre race debrief.’

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: UGH. monte carlo. find my room when u land ig

logansargeant: oh so suddenly i’m NOT ALLOWED to hang out with my bestie without it being seen as weird.

⤷ oscarpiastri: logan. u are shirtless in one of those photos.

⤷ logansargeant: I WAS HOT. WE DID CARDIO.

⤷ alexalbon: what kind of cardio?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: this isnt very buddist of u alex.

⤷ oscarpiastri: rei shut up im w alex on this one.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: im gonna block u both.

maxverstappen: i’m so intrigued.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: max close ur eyes

danielricciardo: absolutely crying my eyes out over these comments

oscarpiastri: 'omg why does everyone think we're dating!!!" LOOK AT YOU.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: @ lilyzneimer hes being meannn

⤷ lilyznemier: os knock it off

⤷ oscarpiastri: REI DONT USE MY GIRLFRIEND AGAINST ME??

reitanaka.jpg made a new post!

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reitanaka.jpg: drunk and thinking ab the weekend i babysat p and vics kids and now im missing them. guys look at how cute they are. LUCA karting w ME??? sobbing.

oscarpiastri: just so everyone who is not here knows, she is literally drunk crying into her phone rn

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: oscar im gonna crashgate u

⤷ oscarpiastri: WOOAAAHH WOAHHHH WOAHHHH

⤷ logansargeant: SCREENSHOTTED.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: i’m gonna send max after you both

⤷ maxverstappen: pls i’m gonna get fined

kellypiquet: penelope won’t stop talking about you. please come back to monaco soon she might lose it.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: booking a flight rn

⤷ maxverstappen: reina i will fly u out

⤷ logansargeant: both of u pls she is trying to pack a bag while drunk as hell and my stomach hurts from laughing at her failing

⤷ reinatanaka.jpg: im gonna bite youloghan

⤷ logansargeant: please not again.

⤷ maxverstappen: AGAIN?

⤷ logansargeant: shes a biter when

⤷ maxverstappen: when?

⤷ logansargeant: no nevermind im realizing i should censor myself in front of u

⤷ oscarpiastri: logan stop talking.

maxverstappen: two days later and im still trying to figure out what logan means here.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: yeah max i bite him. are u gonna judge me for that? muscles are fun to bite

⤷ maxverstappen: im judging you very harshly.

⤷ kellypiquet: no i do it too reina (we have discussed this at length)

⤷ maxverstappen: wait a fucking second.

⤷ kellypiquet: ive said too much. he has connected the dots. godspeed logan.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: KELLY HOW COULD U DO THIS TO US

⤷ danielricciardo: oh max is just now realizing???

⤷ logansargeant: im never showing my face around red bull again

⤷ maxverstappen: logan.

⤷ logansargeant: nope !

reitanaka.jpg made a new post!

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reitanaka.jpg: @ logansargeant stop playing ur stupid sim and ake jelloshots w me pookie <3

maxverstappen: i watched her pull all of these out of her camera roll.

⤷ maxverstappen: she also has many shirtless photos of him.

⤷ liamlawson: yeah ive seen logans camera roll

⤷ reitanaka: LIAM LAWSON SHUT THE FUCK UP.

⤷ maxverstappen: oh god.

felipedrugovich: did not need this on my TL !

⤷ theopourchaire: be blessed u werent on the phone w liam when she dropped this post

⤷ zackosullivan: LMAOOO PRAYERS FOR YOU

arthurleclerc: HELLO????? HELLOOOOO????

logansargeant: WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE????

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: my pookies on pinterest

lilymhe: ur so real for this babe (i need alex ones)

⤷ lilyzneimer: me too i can never find funny oscar posts :(

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: both of u give me ur pinterests i have albums saved for each driver i know

⤷ lilymhe: YESSSS

oscarpiastri: THIS IS THE MOST INCRIMINATING SHIT REINA

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: ignoring u for my mental health

kimiantionelli: the fourth one??? fourth one??

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: go away bitch

liamlawson: this is criminal. ur actually sick in the head.

⤷ logansargeant: help me

⤷ liamlawson: nah man u did this to urself.

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reitanaka.jpg: test ride (him or the car?)

oscarpiastri: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ARE INSANE

jakcrawford: NO SHOT

richardverschoor: is this a 'slay'

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: omg richie u did it &lt;3

maxverstappen: WOAH WHAT?

maxverstappen: REINA THE CAPTION?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: MAX LOOK AWAY

⤷ maxverstappen: NO WHAT THE FUCK

⤷ danielricciardo: REINA RUN.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: i cant. (i was serious about the caption)

⤷ danielricciardo: OH MY FUCKING GOD REINA

⤷ maxverstappen: REINA PLEASE THERE ARE THINGS WE DONT NEED TO KNOW

liamlawson: GO REI GO GO GO !!!!!!!!

olliebearman: REINAWHAT THE FUCK YOUDIDNT TELL ME THIS WAS HAPPENING??

⤷ kimiantionelli: imagine

⤷ olliebearman: @ reitanaka.jpg YOU TOLD HIM AND NOT ME?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: this is for being a cunt yesterday

logansargeant: i apologize in advance to everyone. we are going to be unsufferable.

theopourchaire: GOD THESE COMMENTS

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reitanaka.jpg: this is my official soft launch even though i know u all know now

kellypiquet: penelope is sad she has to share u now

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: she always comes first

logansargeant: who is this tall fellow?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: shut the fuck up

liamlawson: we KNOW

jakehughes: ur comments are a hard launch

alexalbon: I TOOK THE SECOND ONE!!!!

⤷ lilymhe: no the FUCK you did not. I DID.

⤷ alexalbon: IT WAS ON MY PHONE

⤷ lilymhe: I CLICKED THE BUTTON

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: ladies ur both beautiful stfu.

juanmcorrea: wait u guys weren't already dating??

theopourchaire: you dont even need to soft launch anything

olliebearman: notice how max is just. not here?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: he lost priv account privileges bc he stole my kit kat

⤷ olliebearman: damn fair enough

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reitanaka.jpg: GUYYSSSIM SO IN LOVEWITH MY BOYFRIENF!!! P3 BABY GO MJAMIIII!!!!!! NIAMI!!! RAAAAHHHH

maxverstappen: rei where are you??

⤷ logansargeant: dw shes currently laying face first giggling into my chest, she keeps calling me pookie and idk what to do

⤷ maxverstappen: gl when she starts to cry bc she loves u

⤷ logansargeant: what.

⤷ logansargeant: MAX HELP???

⤷ maxverstappen: lol

theopourchaire: LOGAN P3 RAHHH

alexalbon: lily and rei are crying together this is rlly funny

liamlawson: omg pookie &lt;3

⤷ logansargeant: im kicking you in the balls next time i see you

⤷ liamlawson: not if i kick u first

oscarpiastri: most unserious hard launch ever reina

zackosullivan: why is he scared in the first one???

olliebearman: @ kimiantionelli u owe me

⤷ kimiantonelli: wtf.

richardverschoor: ofc reina posts the funny one first and the nice ones second

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: gorrakeep hisego smaller thsn his dick

⤷ richardverschoor: drink some water rei

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: SOHU 11111

danielricciardo: godspeed logan!

reinamatsumoto made a new post!

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reinamatsumoto: breaking news on the jpg account ! jealous logan takes hot and sexy girlfriend reina on impromptu beach trip after reporter flirts with her ! more after the race!

maxverstappen: REINA THIS IS YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT

oscarpiastri: OH MY GOD REINA

lilymhe: BABE THIS IS PUBLIC

maxverstappen: REINA

logansargeant: REINA

olliebearman: UH OH

kimiantionelli: IMSPRINTING THROUGH THE GARAGE!!!

landonorris: NOOOO REINA!!!!!!

logansargeant: REINA NO

logansargeant: REINA DELETE THIS

carlossainz: oh hello logan!

charlesleclerc: @ arthurleclerc ??????

⤷ arthurleclerc: ur not on the jpg. u dont get it.

⤷ charlesleclerc: what the fuck i want jpg privileges.

kellypiquet: good luck prema and williams PR (do not hire me to help)

premaracing: UH. SO??? @ williamsracing

⤷ williamsracing: OH. HEYYYY??? (we are sprinting to find logan)

⤷ logansargeant: I DONT HAVE HER LOGIN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???

⤷ premaracing: OH MY GOD I HAVE HER LOG IN

⤷ logansargeant: PREMA ADMIN GO GO GO GO

theopourchaire: @ logansargeant LOGAN DO SOMETHING???

⤷ logansargeant: SHES IN LONDON. IM IN FUCKING VEGAS.

danielricciardo: OH MY GOD IM LOSING IT

gerihorner: well this is new! congrats!

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reinamatsumoto: the williams double date y'all have been waiting for (and totally my hard launch of logan what are u guys talking about?)

tagged: logansargeant, lilymhe, alexalbon

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gerihorner: so cute rei &lt;3!!!

user1: yes reina this is the only post you have made.

user2: MY PARENTS!!!!

williamsracing: we love our healthy couples! (this is the only post you have made about logan.)

hanatanaka: [glad you're happy !!]

liamlawson: logan has escaped jpg jail (i did not)

⤷ reinamatsumoto: LIAM.

⤷ logansargeant: imagine not making it to the main account

⤷ reinamatsumoto: LOGAN.

⤷ user4: OH MY GOD?

user3: does he have the red bull seal of approval?

⤷ redbullracing: begrudgingly.

logansargeant: love u

⤷ reinamatsumoto: love u too pookie

⤷ logansargeant: STOP WITH POOKIE.

maxverstappen: surprised i dont see more shirtless logan w how many pics of him u have in ur camera roll

⤷ reinamatsumoto: MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

⤷ user5: MAX CALLING HER OUT!!!!!!

arthurleclerc: ive been WAITING.

olliebearman: oh finally ur public (it has been several months.)

oscarpiastri: wheres OUR double date?? @ logansargeant

⤷ logansargeant: BRING LILY TO LONDON!!!

⤷ lilyzneimer: yeah osc wtf??

⤷ reinamatsumoto: GET HIS ASS LILY!!!

[maxverstepponme]

The timing of these series of events is so weird tbh, and nothing is a coincidence when it comes to her//I’m bored and ill so imma make a timeline off all the weird shit that’s been happening.

-leaves her kid at home to follow after max

-Japan max wins his second title she makes it all about her kisses him on camera when he’s clearly visibly uncomfortable. Pulls away from her multiple times.

-in Abu Dhabi acts like he brought her roses to the club when in fact they were on every table. Victoria says she’s got so many pics to share and Kelly makes sure to comment that she should send her some so everyone know they were all together, Victoria never posts any pictures from the last race.

-they have a move in party but everyone calls it’s maxs home/apartment even max himself only mentions himself when taking about how ‘he’ moved

-Kelly’s birthday, they seemed all loved up kissing photos and makes sure to show that max sent her flowers to the hotel room, when asked about this max says ‘it’s what you have to do’ making it sound like a chore.

-someone who also sim races points out that max has been racking up hours upon hours of sim time, seems likes he’s playing the sim more than usually

-somewhere here he does an end of year interview about the season, when Kelly’s mentions he says he’s not sure she’s the one and ‘that’s the plan’. Also says that Kelly’s posting less of they private life, cause he asked her to.

-in another interview mentions he doesn’t want kids yet and wants to be present so after he retires, he reinforces this a lot in interviews.

-fia gala and RB end of season party, Kelly’s posts throughout the gala on her story (like last year) makes it about herself. She invites her new besties the pageboy projects guys to it as well. This is the first time we see them together with her.

-they go to her friends wedding together and everything seems good.

-her paid vogue cover comes out. Here she exposes herself for being a groomer and having a ‘special connection’ with an 18/19 year old and denies having a nanny despite people seeing Penelope with her.

- Kelly doesn’t post anything other than her vogue shoot.

-Christmas: normally get a happy families photo or a leaked location of where they’re spending it. This year there was nothing, my guess is max probably spent it with his family in Holland and her in Monaco but she didn’t want to break the illusion of the happy family.

-paparazzi gate 1.0 happens, happy family pictures of them get taken but only of those 3 not of Vic, Tom and the kids or max and his nephews together, or maxs other friends. Raises a few eyebrows since paparazzi on st Barths is highly highly unlikely unless called. Unfortunately not the most flattering pics of Kelly.

-also to note Sophie hasn’t joined them this year despite it being maxs family they’re with.

-this seems to be the green light for Kelly, she starts posting on her story again but just of her and Penelope at the moment. Also tags where they staying which is stupid considering how many kids they’ve got with them.

-max and family +friends leave, Kelly and Penelope fly to Miami, no one knows this until piquet jr posts on his story with Penelope.

-then paparazzi gate 2.0 happens and more photos, these are obviously staged, she gets papped on her own and once max spots the paps he puts on a shirt. Once again the photos are of a happy family and her begging for a kiss.

-Kelly starts to post a vaccay dump on her story despite being in Miami.

- still posting about her holiday in st barths, absence of max in them seems like she’s respectful of maxs privacy despite calling the paps.

-goes to dinner with the pageboy projects boys.

-posts the holiday dump as an ig post and acts like she’s going to Miami now on her story.

-posts about the dinner with pageboy projects. And then posts the photo they took of her

- some theorise max didn’t go to Miami with her cause he had a sim race but she gets exposed for being back in Monaco before the sim race happens so he could have gone for a few days.

-before the sim race max gives an interview once again where he says that his girlfriend has a daughter, showing he doesn’t claim the stepdad role so many fans say he has.

-acts likes she’s leaving Miami when she’s already back in Monaco.

-posts an ad on her story that was shot before Christmas due to the Xmas trees in it. Then max and Penelope although some speculate how old the picture is cause of Penelope’s height.

-then paparazzi gate 3.0, this time only kelly on her own at a beach, later revealed she’s with the pageboy projects. This is a daily mail exclusive. Also her first time spotted wearing pretty little thing, probably how she can get an article about herself if it’s sponsored by them.

-friend comes to stay and uses the apartment for her own little photo shoot. Friend posts a ig dump and some are confused on how old the pics are due to the carousel pic. Lots of people say that’s not maxs hand due to the watch being on the other wrist and is the guy her friends with. Despite this her fanpages run with it and post all about max and p’s bond.

-somewhere around here her biggest fanpage disappears and has yet to return.

-Kelly just then starts posting ads on her story and gifted stuff, but doesn’t show that she’s in maxs apartment like she usually does.

-Victoria and Sophie stop liking her posts, people speculate they’ve broken up.

- Kelly posts a old picture from her friends wedding and bam max comments. Like common try to not make it so obvious.

-Victoria and Sophie go back to liking her posts but not commenting. Kelly stops liking and commenting on Sophie’s posts.

-she follows him to NY for the launch. Max leaves and flies home about 8 hours after being there he seemed to have no job obligations at the time so could of stayed in NY with Kelly. Kelly stays in NY with her friends. Kelly posts about her special Cartier trip that gets exposed for it being something anyone can do. Doesn’t post a NY dump.

-max is in MK for media and pre season filming.

-she flies to london to meet with Yasmin and posts a gift she got. Then doesn’t post anything else about london, starts posting about the earthquake tragedy. This raises eyebrows as she’s never been an activist before. We don’t know if her and max are with each while in london.

-max flies to Holland for the Heineken sponsor signing and then back to Monaco, she’s still in London according to Yasmin.

-Kelly posts her NY dump, no max in it.

-Valentine’s Day posts the same generic roses he gets her every year and makes sure his trophy is in view. Posts a pic of them, Yasmin exposes this for being old. This is the last post vic or Sophie comment on.

-she stays in a hotel the days leading up to max leaving for Bahrain.

-max is in Bahrain, Kelly starts posting her ugly fits again.

-all is quiet nothings happening.

-max does an interview where he says the only thing to do at home is sim.

-then Kelly posts on ig and pic of her and max, although some assumes it’s not him or its old.

-this prompts her to get on this blog and tell everyone where her and her kid are. Before this no one knew they were both there and she’s spells Bahrain the Portuguese way to expose herself further.

-blocks you on ig despite you only posting memes there.

-black & white anon comes on her and says the right people read the blog and not everything is as it seems.

- Kelly posts on her story but no max.

-paparazzi gate 4.0, daily mail once again get an exclusive of Kelly on the beach. She gets exposed for sending them the pictures herself as they reference ig as where they got the photos from despite only posting 2 of them.

-doesn’t arrive with max to quali and is only seen at the end with that awkward hair kiss moment. Kelly posts the moment of her story.

-doesn’t post a Bahrain dump, even though she always posts a post race dump even if she hasn’t stayed for the race (e.g. Zandvoort 2021)

-she flies to Paris and meets with pageboy people again. Posts during the race as that’s when people are most likely to go to her account, and she can’t watch it as her show is on at the same time but acts like she did. Post a pic of max winning and her ��watching’ the race.

-someone on ig also pointed out that Kelly’s mum didn’t post about maxs win when she usually does. Could mean nothing but interesting still.

-keeps posting about PFW despite looking a hot mess, vic or Sophie like but don’t comment where in the past they would have on fashion posts like this.

-engagement is incredibly low, barley getting 100 comments despite posting 4 posts on PFW and a story with Antonela.

-flies home from Paris but doesn’t post her normally reunited pic with max or the cats or from somewhere in the apartment.

-posts a Bahrain dump filled with happy family pictures, and a long caption detailing all they did. Despite max saying she was gonna respect his privacy more. Noticeably no pic of just her and max, keeps hinting at a special dinner while there’s 8 places set. Everyone eats it up, calling max a girl dad despite him multiple times saying he doesn’t see himself as a step dad.

-spells Bahrain like the anon on here did, when called out on it here changes her ig caption.

-ig engagement is back, nearly 1000 comments but not comment form vic or Sophie despite max being in the post.

- someone here makes a detailed timeline about the shit she’s done, mentions Zandvoort and how she left before the race and it was speculated that her and jos had a fight, max slept in his motor home not the hotel.

-anon says Penelope was ill and that’s why she didn’t go, sounds like someone who knows them. Someone calls them out saying if that’s true why was she posting Penelope dancing. Og anon (probably Kelly) gets defensive and asks for it to be deleted multiple times.

-weird new exposing account of justanother pops up on ig, says they’re doing it on the basis of her posts about reverse racism but proceeds to try and doxx them. Instead doxxs a women of a max fan account that doesn’t post Kelly. Seems to be a desperate attempt at shutting down a gossip blog.

-also to note through this maxverstxppen (doesn’t post Kelly) has had their account tried to be shut down and mass reported.

-the other big account maxv1stappen (does post Kelly) was quiet all through the break even when content was there but the moment Kelly posted something max related they reposed straight away and still do. Seems there’s some Kelly influence there whether it be someone in his teams that runs it or just a fan who loves Kelly.

Pretty sure I’ll have missed things out but these seem to be desperate acts of someone who’s not secure in their relationship but trynna prove they are. I think a breakup between them would be a slow gradually thing due to both of them living with him he probably feels a certain responsibility for them. I think mentally he’ll check out the relationship before he actually breaks up with her, and i can imagine it’s gonna be messy from her end. Things haven’t been right since new years with him and her and between Kelly and his family.

DAMN

[heesgf]

zeen out of curiosity can u ship ur mutuals with sb?

hihi!!! omg i’ve always wanted to do this so im rlly happy someone finally asked🤧🤧💖 im gonna put this under ‘read more’ bc i have a lot to say!! pls enjoy :’)

((i want to apologize in advance bc i have the sweetest mutuals ever and im gonna be writing a lot for each of them bc i love all of you guys!! sm!!😚))

hyunsuk

firstly, im gonna ship hyunsuk with @forhyunsuk (courtney ilu💞)!!! when i think of the two of you, i think of really cute and spontaneous dates in the summer :’)) like getting ice cream and going to the beach!!! maybe burying him all the way in the sand and then running away jsdiojs. i also imagine you two doing this cute thing where you go to clothing stores and pick out the randomest, most CRINGEY items you can find LMAO, and then you make each other do little fashion shows???? long story short: u have him wearing a bright yellow romper and a trench coat…and he has u wearing weed socks with overalls and a sombrero??? WILD🤪🤪 but ya’ll are the cutest!!! and at the end u take rlly sweet selfies and cuddle at home :’)) sweet bbys!!!

i also wanna ship hyunsuk with my love, sim ( @hyunsukmyass ) !!! i feel like you guys would travel together uwu🤧💘??? i think of the sweetest domestic life, and there’s nothing more beautiful than exploring the world with the person you love?? i see you guys sitting together on planes and you always!! have your head on his shoulder, and he’s holding your hands, caressing it gently, and kissing it softly when you take off :’)) sometimes he’d just slump over into your seat and you’d wrap your arms around him!! he’s not asleep, he just wants a piece of you sim sdijsojf💖💖💖 he takes LOTS of photos of you while you’re sleeping omygod!!!! and they go all over instagram…. uwu u guys are the cutest couple ever!!! (w/ the best ig feeds ever DAMN) 

lastly i ship hyunsuk with lika, @moonxlika (world’s cutest person uwu😚)!! lika, you guys are so that adorable couple that joke around with each other like crazy, but when things are serious, u always have each other’s backs!!! if u come home after a long day, and ur upset or really tired, suk is ready to FIGHT SOMEONE FOR YOU😤😤💪 (bc he wants his baby to be happy always :’) but once u explain to him that it’s just a bad day, and there’s no one to fight, he immediately takes u into his arms and u guys eat every snack the convenience store has to offer, along with every cheesy movie u guys can find on netflix!! (maybe u guys are doing other things more than watching the movie but that’s none of my business🍵🍵🍵) also i mean kissing jiofsj nobody come for me pls im fragile

seunghun

@seunghunn my angel maddi !!!!💕💕💕 it’s no surprise that i ship you with seunghun!!! you guys are definitely the sweetest couple on this entire planet, and i think you guys would have the randomest, but MOST FUN, dates ever??? like seunghun would randomly pull up at ur house 2pm on a saturday (he didn’t even tell u tf??) he calls you, and when u look outside, he’s waving at you like crazy!!! and he’s smiling SO HARD!!! and ur just staring at him like ‘:ooo ????’  u kinda wanna go back home and change bc ur wearing sweats, but he looks so cYUTE and excited, you just jump into the car uwu❣️❣️❣️ and that’s when ur adventure begins :’))) he takes u to a finger painting place??? u guys promise ur going to draw each other omg; u decide to be a lil playful and paint him kinda funny looking, and long story short, he chases u around the place and threatens to rub his paint hands on ur face🤧 he gets somehow manages to get some on ur lips??? it’s ok bc he kisses it off uwu!!!! maybe call poison control???

next i ship seunghun with the lovely vale @seunghunies 💘💘💘 vale omg you and seunghun,,, literally the cutest concept ever :’)))) i feel like the two of you would love to venture out into town casually?? like he’d pick you up after school and you’d drive into the city!!! and believe me, the two of you look so in love, people would be staring in awe left and right🤧🤧 when hun sees the tip of your nose getting red, he takes his scarf off and wraps it tightly around u!!! and then he kisses ur nose for good measure uwu :’))) !!! when it gets darker, he’d drive a little bit toward the hills, and you would cuddle against each other and watch the stars… u guys would talk about everything!!! when u go off on lil rants abt ur day, he’s just staring at u like 😻😻😻 oh he’s so in love with u!!!!!!

and ofc i wanna ship seunghun with the beautiful @kimseunghoney 💛💛💛 christina when i think of you and seunghun, i think of adorable morning dates!!! i can see you and hun starting off ur days together at a cozy little breakfast place, and the whole time, he’s just giggling and staring at u with the fattest heart eyes!!! i think seunghun would buy u things spontaneously?? like ‘here’s a bouquet of flowers bby, i saw them and thought of you’ or ‘here’s a sweet treat for my sweet girl✨’!!!! uwu uwu uwu, you two are really just the cutest!!! sometimes, in the morning, if he has to leave before you, he’ll leave a sweet love note on the bathroom mirror. not that you’d ever forget how much he loves u, bc trust me, he says it everyday!!! but he just wants u to smile :’) he loves u sm💖

byounggon

@byoungggon ess, my angel, i obviously ship you with gon!!!💫💕 i see u guys as the adorable couple that literally everybody can’t help but fall in love with??? like you will wear gon’s oversized grey hoodies, and his camera roll will be filled to the brim with photos of you!!! anyone from miles away would be able to tell that u two are so in love with each other??? and if it isn’t obvious enough, this boy shows up to every single music performance u have, with a beautiful bouquet of red roses, the widest smile, and the LOUDEST WHISTLE IN THE WORLD!!!! hes always in the front, and he’s always cheering the loudest bc he’s so proud of his bby uwu🤧 u guys are the sweetest couple ever!!!

@speckofglitter tiyi i would ship you with byounggon too!!!!💞💞💞u can’t tell me y’all wouldn’t be the chillest couple that hangs out at parties, and y’all look so sweet talking to each other, everyone’s kinda just gawking at u!!!! also, driving in the car and listening to music??? THAT’S KARAOKE TIME!!!! ppl driving past might look at you guys like 👀 but y’all don’t even care!!! you’re too busy screaming lyrics at the tops of your lungs and laughing together omg :’))) why are you two so cute omygod…

@hynusuk taryn we don’t talk that much but I know you and gon would be the best couple ever❣️❣️❣️ i can totally see him sending you lyrics to his next song late at night, and his heart is beating so fast because he just loves you so much!!! and you’re melting bc the lyrics are about you, and they’re the most beautiful things you’ve ever read :’))) I feel like he’d make you mixtapes!!! and whenever ur feeling down, you guys would take spontaneous trips around the city and maybe makeout a lil hehe😚😚!! cuties

yedam

@yeetdam dara my angel!!! i ship you the human emobident of sunshine, yedam😚✨✨because he’s such a smart bby, and so are you, I can see you guys studying together before a big exam :’))) perhaps ur a liiiiiittle unmotivated so yedam makes a deal with you 👉🏼👈🏼!!! if u study with him for a couple hours without any distractions, he will sing you to sleep for every question you get right :’)))) and bby!!! u get all those questions right, so you are SET❣️❣️❣️ the night before your exam, yedam cuddles you in his arms, and sings you the sweetest lullaby you’ve ever heart uwu!! and the next day, when your exam is finished, he gives u the sweetest kiss😭😭 and then u guys race to the nearest icecream shop and eat icecream until u drop!!!!

@yedarnit how could i not ship you with yedam???? that would be blasphemous jskssk🤧 you guys are SO that dreamy smart high school couple that everyone loves, not only because they’re incredibly ADORABLE, but also bc you two are so mature and down to earth???💕💕💕 i can see you and yedam cramming for tests at the school library, and you guys do that so often, perhaps the librarian is ur #1 fan??? she is the biggest micro and yedam supporter omygod💘💘💘 sometimes the two of you fall asleep, and you’ll rest your head on yedam‘s shoulder while he has his arm around you!!! and she is MELTING at the sight of y’all!!! ofc, she snaps a couple pics, and when u guys wake up, she shows them to guys!! tbh, y’all are kinda melting too???? damn cute!!!

doyoung

  @doyeongs j, you and doyoung are the most angelic couple ive ever seen???💗💗💗 i think you two are the resident sweethearts at your highschool, and literally everyone, including the teachers LOL, is in love with ur relationship!!! I can imagine doyoung making jokes under his breath in class to make you laugh, and you can’t help but burst out laughing every time!!! most of the time, ur teacher thinks u guys are so sweet, she doesn’t even get mad :’))) i also see doyoung walking you home❣️you guys basically just gush abt ur days, and talk abt how much u miss each other :’))) maybe when he notices you shivering, he hands you his jacket, and maybe when he sees the blush on ur cheeks, he leans in to kiss it uwu!!!!

@sonjuyeonnie lydia i ship you with doyoung too!!!💝💝💝 the purest couple ever :’))) i think you and doyoung would spend a lot of time together during school; and he’s always getting in trouble bc he does dumb things to make you laugh (all in good fun ofc!!! nothing bad). i can see doyoung teasing and playing with you!!! like sometimes he’ll just kneel down in front of you and be like “hop on😎”!!! and then he piggy backs you the whole way home and you’re just giggling the whole time :’))) cutest bbys!!!

junkyu

miss haejin @junkyuity …. u KNOW u and kyu are my one and only😞💝💝💝 me, you, kyu, and gon are richmond gang :’))) the strongest group out there uwu!!!! I could talk abt you and kyu for days BUT, one thing i rlly always think about is how u two go on the sweetest, most casual dates!!! like to a cute lil convenience store somewhere omg :’))) u two would share a strawberry milk with one straw, and maybe have some instant ramen if ur hungry, or other snacks!!! perhaps he’d steal a couple of ur snacks when u aren’t looking, but tbh, you aren’t that mad??? bc the second you raise an eyebrow at him, and ur like, ‘hmmm🤔🤔🤔… didn’t i have more pocky???”, he immediately bombards you with the sweetest kiss!!!!💕💕💕 and let’s just say,,, it’s so heart fluttering, u forget everything??? yeah… u guys are the cutest💘💘

[maxverstepponme]

Don’t know if this sent yesterday cause the wifi in my house is so bad but wanted to give me 2 cents

Kelly was only in 1 scene and then just a glimpse of her at Canada race and another one so she really wasn’t in it// I always find it funny when we see videos of them together, like they visibly don’t seem to have any chemistry and have this awkward vibe around each other almost like they’ve just started dating. When the videos came out of Japan and she was grabbing him and he just didn’t reciprocate, I was like okay he just wanted to celebrate with the team but it seems they’re always like that. When they were in the car in the documentary and she kept trynna hold/play with his hands and he kinda moved his away or when he made a joke about the police having guns her face was completely deadpanned and like unimpressed, and the ‘no, no, no’ finger wagging at him when he talked about gaining weight. I thought this documentary would show a more genuine side of them but they look so lackluster together and nothing like how she portrays them on ig. Idk I wish they were cute together and had genuine chemistry (and if she were a good person) cause max is so boyfriend coded and deserves to be loved. The whole relationship is strange from the timeline (meeting at 18?!!?) to the apparent lack of chemistry (even when they kiss it’s like it was forced, the kiss she post on her ig from the Miami go still gives me nightmares 💀) and her faking things, leaking things, calling the paps like I just don’t understand the relationship, yeah she benefits from the fame and he gets stability but he’s on the sim all the time at home so how much do they actually see of each other. There’s a break now for 3 weeks so interested to see how things go (e.g. how much max is on the sim). Sorry for the rant but I’m just confused by their whole relationship

Really weird

[maxverstepponme]

And how are you so sure they aren’t? /// they're just playing video games and going on dates or playing with dogs apparently. //// Omg your looking to 5 min of their life how is that you know what is going on the rest of time?, Perez is literally post himself doing some kind of physiotherapy on his bathroom and went straight to RedBull after the last race plus BOTH drivers have been training on IG stories or their trainers; also after a 3 week header and going to a second one they can totally enjoy their free time as wathever they want, WTF not because Valtteri or Hamilton aren't posting that doesn't mean they aren't enjoying their time off and training.

Besides, Max was also in his sim driving Jeddah, he literally said it