#he’s like i deserve an award for that which is the dormant volcano boiling inside me that i do not rightfully unleash upon this world

[goldticket]

wonka: i’m chill

wonka: [is chill in the sense that he is withholding cataclysmic rage in regard to some minute thing you did or said which incited intense emotion within him that he with greatly strained leniency will not let effect his interpersonal relationship with you] :)