#he's a charmer

[jacks-wack-attack]

Tell me how I am supposed to sleep tonight when all I can think about is Big Dent Energy and the fact that both Harveys are too much for my sanity.

Like, it's one thing for fugue!Harvey to be attractive (which yeah, that's not even a question - have you seen the man?) But to give him excellent sass and dialogue and expressions? How am I not supposed to fall in love immediately with this man? He's amazing.

[fancyshooting]

Hii :) listen i loveee your posts a lot but how can you say ocelot is *not charming*??? thats literally his whole thing. the guy has a list of connections as long as my entire arm like there is simply no way thats doable without charm. he can work people over pretty easily w his evil mind games also. if he wasnt charming he would have no trusting allies to betray. do you know what i mean. im sorry i need your thoughts on this badly bc its like the polar opposite to how i see him. its ok if you

disagree! but i would love to hear why lolll ty!! /lh ofc!! :))

thank you!! I'm glad you enjoy my posts <3

ocelot is manipulative. I suppose you could say charm is a form of manipulation, especially in the world of espionage. however, if ocelot was charming, his allies would actually LIKE him and want to be around him. ocelot has the opposite effect. he plays the sycophant but he does not charm. he has no charisma. he is abrasive and off-putting to the people around him. in every single game, almost all of his allies express some type of distaste for him

the connections he makes are not personal. he has been part of a powerful network ever since he was born and he would've naturally made further connections in intelligence/the military as he rose through the ranks. from what we see, those who work with him are doing so begrudgingly because it is expedient. these allegiances are built on shaky foundations and only came into being because ocelot wanted to exploit the other party. there's a lot he has to offer, eg. money, information, contacts, equipment, or his own combat expertise

thank you for your ask and the opportunity to ramble B)

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

David on BBC breakfast today, 15.3.24

[myobsessionsspace]

His Standards, 100% his criteria

🐰: In first place, Jimin Ssi

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[pinazee]

Bless the writers for giving Kirk his inherent romanticism and not the f*ckboy reputation that developed over time

[skippersthecat]

Was it awkward between the Saiki grandparents and their neighbors after their grandson tried to turn everyone into soldiers?

[kingatrice]

I had to do it to them

[opopsums]

[last joels screenshot i think maybe]

was it worth those 16 diamonds iskall

i dont think it was he ended up just giving them to joel

[hauntedhotel]

You know that one tweet where it's like "in college my roommate was like I'm gonna have so many girls and maybe some guys over here and if you don't like it, grow up" but then he brings one girl home the entire time they're at college together and they end up married?

That, but steddie.

Cause I always imagine Steve figuring out he's bisexual and being super chill about it, because generally he is quite a chill guy and he knows about Robin so he's experienced at loving a queer person and doesn't see why he can't do the same for himself and like, there's an active hell dimension right under us Robin, don't you think we have more important things to stress about than me wanting to kiss guys as well as girls?

So his initial reaction is basically "oh, I guess I'm bi then. Huh. Hey sweet, double the potential dating pool! Robin, get rid of the you suck board immediately cause I'm about to woo so many guys!"

But then he meets Eddie and all that shit goes down (and Eddie doesn't die cause obviously he doesn't, why would he? That's ridiculous). And Steve kisses one (1) boy one (1) time and thinks "actually, you know, I'm good, I think I'll just keep this one"

[wyllaztopia]

hi guys i made a skelesona

[mybrainislostinagalaxyfarfaraway]

My Star wars Thoughts Today:

•I'm sure this has probably already been done somewhere, but the scene on Revenge of The Sith where Palpatine is laughing in the Senate hover (bumper) cars hall, dubbed over with Mandarc's voice from Dexter's Labratory.

You're welcome.

•Commander Fox trying to explain his problem/s to his brothers with only screaming and emphatic hand gestures.

(They panic hug him when he starts crying after they both just give him thumbs up.)

•Star Wars The Clone Wars movie set Au where the actor playing Anakin can't stop bursting out laughing after every single one of his 'Dark and brooding scenes', making the other's join in with him.

The actors playing the clones are a huge family of Kiwi's and are a mix of husbands, fathers, brothers, cousins, nephews etc and they're always caught goofing off or breaking the fourth wall during filming and are the absolute life blood of the set always making each other and everyone burst out laughing, or into tears during really emotional scenes.

The Togruta actress playing Ahsoka impressing everyone with her screeching, Pteradactal impressions.

The actors playing Anakin and Padme giggling whenever they have a cutesy love scene together. The actors playing the clones make it harder by making kissing noises and stupid faces in the background.

•One of the clone Commanders pops his helmet on one of his little baby vod's heads and all the entire battalion hears is 30 parsecs of a raspberry playing over their shared speaker out of nowhere.

Bonus if it's somehow an open comm channel so anyone in the vicinity of the clones can hear it too.

Imagine several clones sitting in an important meeting and both them and the Jedi suddenly hear that noise crackle over the clone's comms.

1. "And General Greivous' ship the - *Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

They all stop and stare.

Now Obi-Wan Kenobi can never get that noise out of his head whenever he thinks of or has to face General Greivous -Hence why he never really takes him seriously.

2. A clone is cleaning his weapon and all his brothers around him hear is-

"*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He stops cleaning and stares at his Vod who all stare right back at him, a mixture of disgust and amusement on their faces as they all begin walking out of their shared barracks.

"Keep it to y'self Vod."

"Dis-GUSTING."

"Uh, no, wait! I didn't-!"

"Yeah, yeah, Surrrre~ STANK Vod."

"My name is Tanker-"

"*Distant* Not anymore it's not!"

*Tanker let's out a miserable noise*

3. Another clone trooper named Charmer is trying to 'Charm' his way into the pants of a Senator's intern when that sound goes off over his helmet comm.

"How about you and me go out?"

"A little dinner, a little dancing, a little-*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He's left standing there, embarrassed as she runs away, a hand over her mouth and nose to contain her hysterical laughter.

And The Clone Commander is having an absolutely great time sitting back and watching his little Vod cause some chaos.

(They never figure out who it was either.)

[multifandom-damnation]

I think one of my favourite parts about the Circle of the Crimson Mirror is that Taliesin is playing the face of the group, the fast talker, the silver tongue, and this is the first time that anyone at this table (except for Liam) has played with Taliesin when he gets to be utterly clever and quick-witted that their reactions to his quippy comments are always so surprised and joyful that it makes my heart feel full

[circus-critter]

Good morning Kieran nation ‼️‼️

[skylarbee]

They can take my nuts but they can’t take my sass 🤣🐶✂️🥜 Max has been a very good boy, charmed all the girls and has generally been worshipped like the tiny babe that he is. Castration is a relatively quick and easy op and Max will soon be on the mend. He’s home now resting and very thankful to his friends at @copper_beech_vets who gave him extra love today💕💕💕

(via littlelegsdogs)

[hideousvampire]

miscellaneous

ignore how he has 6 fingers on one hand im too lazy to fix it

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"charles stole my heart😔" submitted by @nonomikun