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[sweetie-peaches]

Imagine like

Your Tubbo, currently in purgatory leading and managing a team that does not want to listen at 19 years old, you’re fearing for your life everyday. Enduring bloody battles to save the lives of your friends children, you’ve killed people you love, you’ll be forced to kill again, the blood on your hands is drowning you even if again and again your try to climb out using a thorny olive branch

You get a letter from your long lost best friend that you might’ve accidentally married at one point as a bit, You open it, expecting him to hear about you situation and offer comfort, or support.

What you find, An extremely detailed self insert fanfiction where you call him baby girl and fall deeply in love with each other, there’s also love triangle for some reason?

You remember your friend is Tommyinnit

[frownyalfred]

how many times in canon/fanon has the "it's okay, J also stands for Jason" joke been made about Jason's Joker brand?

[hauntedhotel]

You know that one tweet where it's like "in college my roommate was like I'm gonna have so many girls and maybe some guys over here and if you don't like it, grow up" but then he brings one girl home the entire time they're at college together and they end up married?

That, but steddie.

Cause I always imagine Steve figuring out he's bisexual and being super chill about it, because generally he is quite a chill guy and he knows about Robin so he's experienced at loving a queer person and doesn't see why he can't do the same for himself and like, there's an active hell dimension right under us Robin, don't you think we have more important things to stress about than me wanting to kiss guys as well as girls?

So his initial reaction is basically "oh, I guess I'm bi then. Huh. Hey sweet, double the potential dating pool! Robin, get rid of the you suck board immediately cause I'm about to woo so many guys!"

But then he meets Eddie and all that shit goes down (and Eddie doesn't die cause obviously he doesn't, why would he? That's ridiculous). And Steve kisses one (1) boy one (1) time and thinks "actually, you know, I'm good, I think I'll just keep this one"

[nerfpuncher]

Okay just imagine:

The star wars equivalent of The Girl Scouts are going ship to ship selling girl scout cookies.

They walk confidently up to the Marauder, their little wagon full of cookies in tow.

The entire Batch fucked up and left Wrecker unattended.

Tech's entire bunk is full of cookie boxes "you don't use it anyway!"

The entire troop knows Wrecker, he helps them beat rival troops at cookie sales.

[oifaaa]

i still think the funniest thing about the titan tower confrontation to me is the idea that it takes place //during// utrh. like what some time during his hostile takeover of the criminal underground in gotham, jason just decides to... sew a fitting robin costume for himself, catch a plane from the east coast to the west, and implement a plan to beat up a kid he didn't even talk about in utrh. jason apparently has great time management.

I only found out about this recently bc I always thought that titan Tower bull took place after bc you also have to remember that Jason wrote Jason was here in Tim's blood on the walls and Tim just accepted it was Jason beating him up so like when exactly during utrh did this happen bc if it happened before Bruce found out it was Jason did Tim just not tell Bruce about what happened or did Bruce just not give a fuck, if it happened after Bruce found out that's a very short time for Jason to fly all the way cross country and back just to beat up tim this time line ain't adding up lads

[ellatherepersons]

New au? New au.

I dunno what to name this, project sonic au? Jester au? Entertainer au? Help qwq

[wtf-amiru]

I thought we agreed we weren't going to do this. A'miru DOES NOT want to come back if it's without him at this point, she's so mad at everyone.

Y'shtola gets it. And being told to follow her HEART is something she's not used to be told to do, so this is important wording for her.

rmr how i said a'miru didn't really start collecting any romantic feelings for thancred until stb/shb times? 👀

[camping-with-monsters]

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[turtletoria]

Palestine will be free in our lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't look away, and let's keep supporting Palestine in any way we can.

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.