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balleater · 4 months

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yussa might have the funniest brand of wizard hubris ever. dude isn't trying to have the most power in the world or overthrow gods and all the shit that the age of arcanum wizards and the assembly do. he's just the type of guy to see something called the "archmage bane" and think it couldn't possibly apply to him or that he can just take a little trip to the astral plane after getting told everything there is fucked and be fine. literally no one is doing it like him.

#critical role #cr spoilers #yussa errenis #all this while being under 5 feet tall #the fact Every person that the mighty nein brought up him with just immediately called him a fool (affectionate) and wasnt surprised #he's been doing this shit for centuries #and i love that for him #yussa errenis the man that you are #where are you king. what did you get yourself into this time.

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musubiki · 6 months

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danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop)#theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........#the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!)#and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?)#dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

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luck-of-the-drawings · 6 months

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so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi prime defenders spoilers #jrwi pd spoilers #jrwi pd #william wisp #vyncent sol #THIS ONE IS FUUUUCKIN OOOOOLLDD RAAAHHHHH i made it like. a year ago. but didnt finish it for so so long bc i just wasnt happy w it.#BUT LIKE A CENTURY EGG the decades of being encased in salt n lime n ash have done WELL to bring out the flavores of this piece #i sorta recently cleaned it up and posted it onto twitty. didnt tag it bc it was SO OLD AND SCUFFED(i see so many MISTAKES NOW)#that i didnt want to expose it to the open air just like that #if i show smth to my small circles then it shall only be understood in those small circles.#open air and open interpretation from minds i cannot predict are NOT something i enjoy the thought of. usually. i am brave tho #BUT EVERYONE ON TWITTY WAS SO NICEEE i was like damn... i guess it IS good enough to be enjoyed by the masses...#lets work on being nicer to our art together. THAT BEING SAID. i really love my colors here HELL YEAHHHH #FIRST TIME IN A WHILE COLORIN THESE BOYS.... i dont use proper color enough..I ALSO RLY LIKE MY BACKGROUNDS HERE #i LOVE when the bg is hyperrealistic (i frankestiened stock photos) and when the subjects are all flat colored n cartoony #recently rewatched Making Fiends and they do that similar thing!! soft shading! lotsa details! almost painted? ill paint one day #ive already rambled so much abt the art im runnin out of ROOm to ramble about WWWIILLIAM GODDAMN WWIIIISP. its been a minute since i saw-#-this episode..but i DO remember the funny smoke trick that will did to his funny brother. EVERYTIME U GIVE AN ORDER. THAT BRINGS HARM-#-INDIRECTLY OR NOT. YOU WILL HEAR THOSE SCREAMS. YOU WILL FEEL THAT PAIN. OHHH WHAT A COOL PUNISHMENT THAT IS #its still an olive branch in a sense! a final chance for big bro bell to show that hes NOT an irrideemable piece o shit. and if not #well. to the wolves of psychosis with him!!! i really think william did the best he could here. if i was in his shoes i have no doubt i-#-woulda done the same. IM ALSO GLAD THAT VYN DECIDED TO STICK AROUND N SUPPORT HIM! thas character development baybe!!#i loooove prime defenders.. its been so long since i watched any eps of it but i KNOW it still has such a grip on my heart..GOTTA rewatch i

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aleksanderscult · 10 months

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Me when I realize that Alina ended up with a man that slut-shamed her, didn't accept her as she is (with her powers and status), fucked around girls knowing that Alina knew, didn't stop his friends from bullying her and made her feel guilty for being happy and healthy:

#the longer I think about it. the more I want to lobotomize myself #and don't tell shit to me about him not having a problem with her powers or that he suffered from PTSD #1) that is no excuse to make somebody else feel like shit #2) the Darkling had been fighting for four centuries too. Do you not think that he didn't see traumatic things as well?#Leigh who the fuck did you choose to give our girl to #Alina deserved better #anti malina #anti mal oretsev #anti mal #alina starkov #darklina #pro darklina #alarkling #pro alarkling #grishaverse #grishaverse trilogy #shadow and bone #siege and storm

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pinkmirth · 4 months

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it’s so hard for me to imagine alucard in a modern au . . . like what in the world is he doing in the city?!

#that distinguished man has no business in the 21st century #the lack of manners would eat him alive #like yeah he has a mouth on him and can dish shit back but #adri can only do that for so long before wondering if the world’s truly gone to shit #technically a modern version of alucard exists . . .#genya arikado is right in front of me but im not feeling him lol . he seems like a completely different person #who STILL looks far too old fashioned to be living in 2040 whatever time #idk i just . . . i’ve been thinking of writing him in a modern setting but i just can’t wrap my head around that #you mean this man would be going to shake shack? driving cars? using a credit card instead of ducat coins?!?!!!#no way . that man belongs in the 1400s for sure lol #wow i really ended up running my mouth 😭 anyway i love that man just as he is!#꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱#ৎ୭ ⨾ alucard.ᐟ #꒰ঌ castlevania.ᐟ ໒꒱#alucard #adrian tepes #adrian fahrenheit tepes #alucard castlevania #castlevania netflix #castlevania #alucard tepes

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invinciblerodent · 15 days

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i think in my dragon age excitement, i full-on forgot just how stinking handsome this asshole is

(also, help, i think i accidentally made him cuter than he has any right to be, and not only in the appearance department)

#squirrel plays bg3 #oc: petyr wildbrook #doing my fun little writing things! turned into a post-game bit about him and shart!#he's still a bitch but a surprisingly sweet one; once he accepts that he's in love and yknow. isn't in mortal danger #anyway i think post-game he'll fully be the asshole who calls his girlfriend shit like “sweeting”#(on top of the “Heart” i've been having him using already)#and i looked it up; calling her Sleeping Beauty also works because that was written in the 16th century so. it broadly fits!#tho he probably calls Halsin something like “big guy” the most; haven't climbed that far into it but that feels correct

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thetopichot · 6 months

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"Are you ready to give it to me as much I want to give it you?~"

OH. MY GOD SIR BEHAVE YOURSELF HOLY SHIT

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #finn yuurivoice #yuurivoice finn #cw suggestive #yandere finn #sir sounding like he was starving good LORD 😰#SIR SOUNDED LIKE HE HAS NOT BEEN GETTING SOME IN CENTURIES GOOD GOD #also hi everyone #im backkkk #ive not been doing shit #but I have been taking a break #but hey gonna meet up my bf on sunday for a in person date yippie :D

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seaweedstarshine · 10 months

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Okay so The Star Beast was fun and I'm hyped for Wild Blue Yonder and everything but I am shattered over the new episode of Eleventh Doctor Chronicles.

Broken Hearts is some of the best dark!Doctor Expanded Universe exploration I ever consumed, and that includes The Eleventh Doctor Year Two comics. I am sobbing. I am in tears. I am broken as thoroughly as the Doctor broke Valerie Lockwood.

Me when I can't find any Broken Hearts/Curiosity Shop stan posts to reblog or fic to read to get out the angsty energy...

(fic. I'm writing fic. and yes this is an open request for reading recs)

#'you can't be scared of me' 'YOU JUST SAID ITS TAKEN YOU CENTURIES OF PRACTICE NOT TO BE MURDERY! SO SCARED OF YOU? A LITTLE BIT- YEAH!'#that's my Valerie. that's my Doctor. one of the best tardis teams- audio dramas or otherwise #Valarie lockwood #eleventh doctor #eleventh doctor chronicles #where my Eleventh Doctor Chronicles peeps at?? someone help me #(I mean. im at work. but I can't stop thinking abt it since I listened. AND THERES NO BROKEN HEARTS STAN POSTS TO RB)#words by seaweed #btw I understand them not bein as popular/mainstream! they're prohibitively expensive #I bought this one because I couldn't wait. and big finish deserves more $ than bbc but I... have pirated maaaany doctor who audios #I love how horrible eleven is in his EU stuff. idk if I mentioned. it suits him really well.#he's horrible in the show too. but he doesn't get enough shit for it from his companions <3 #love Rory and River for their service buuuuut #Alice and Valerie are better than Amy and Clara sorry #(I do love Amy and Clara to DEATH)#that said Alice also forgives him reeeally easily. which is fine! but the fact that she 'trusts him implicitly' in year 3 is irrational.#at least with Valerie the Doctor had excuse of having been recovering from brain damage.#anyway eleventh doctor chronicles broken hearts is great and flawless and the perfect followup to curiosity shop

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edwinisms · 2 months

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I know how it sounds at first, but I really gotta feel bad for the boys that sacrificed edwin; I mean even the term “sacrificed edwin” paints them in a more sinister light than they really deserve– considering that wasn’t really, actually their intention.

they were bullies, they were homophobic (and/or were self loathing gay boys themselves taking it out on edwin, or were equally likely peer pressured into acting a certain way), they planned something stupid and mean to do to an innocent, anxious boy with the goal of scaring the shit out of him, all because he was effeminate and an easy target. but they didn’t know or expect any of the ritual stuff to be real. they were all laughing and joking during the ritual because it was just that to them– a joke. a cruel joke, but a joke.

teenagers can be mean and stupid and they usually regret it as adults and grow out of it / grow from it. they were stifled the chance to grow out of it, at least while alive. none of those boys deserved to be instakilled and sent to hell; they’re really not that much less deserving than edwin himself. they were all just kids, after all.

#random thought but. yeah……#I mean think about if crystal happened to be killed somehow pre-demonic intervention #she would’ve been deemed deserving of hell by the standards we’ve seen. no doubt about it. if the dragon guys were pulled to hell then yeah.#she would be as well. simply put- she was a bully #she was also a teenager. not a fully developed person. a very damaged and neglected teenager at that #it’s kinda like the criminal justice system right. it’s like. hey you really think sending them to be tormented is the most humane and #efficient way to heal these kids of what makes them act out and allow them to grow and improve?#Crystal’s such a good case to look at because she’s. well. to compare to The Good Place which you can probably already tell I’ve watched 800 #times and adore with all my heart. she’s kinda the michael of the group #no one knows it at first but she’s actually kind of a terror to people most of the time. but she’s put in a situation where she #suddenly has a support system- people who care about her and want the best for her- she’s given a purpose and realizes how much better it is #to use her powers to help rather than hurt (well. sometimes helping can involve hurting but you get it)#and by the time she’s regained her memories and has a place in the agency it’s much easier to reflect on her life and be like huh!#this system kinda fucking sucks!#not that edwin wasn’t an example unto himself but he was a ‘clerical error’ not a ‘rightfully’ condemned person #with his situation someone could argue that the problem isn’t with the system being wack as a whole- it should just be maintained better so #these ‘errors’ don’t happen and all the good kids go to their afterlives and the Bad Evil Kids go to hell.#yes yes I know they’re not in hell forever (hopefully) but uhh Simon was still there for over a century and for fucking What?#gay self-loathing and catholic guilt? his intentions were clearly not Truly Evil and more than anything he seems to have been punished using #how much he hated himself for being gay and how guilty he felt for it all. like shit aren’t those feelings enough of a punishment? if he had #lived through that ritual and edwin hadn’t– do you think he would’ve been Okay? I think it would’ve crushed him. chronically #man. anyway #this was an especially long ramble huh #rambling #edwin #edwin payne #dead boy detectives

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alastor-simp-page · 7 days

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WIP Wednesday

*The writing process in a nutshell for this month*

I feel like I'm jumping around way too much. And I've gone back to only writing 500 words per night. I banged out a 4,000 word radioapple fic in a night like two months ago. WHAT IS HAPPENING

WIPS

Til Murder Do Us Part

Odd and beloved requests that are halfway done

50 ideas written out in gibberish

that one super toxic fanfic that will stay in the doc forever

Published & Ongoing

Soulmate Curse

The cursed ass Charbill fanfic

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months

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I forget how comfortable my life is living w just my parents, in terms of being comfortably out, then have to listen to my brother go on a homophobic rant, that I can't tell if its a joke or not, but was really hurtful :)

#twas very uncomfortable to sit thru #the words 'what if i told you i was gay' on my tongue 'am i disgusting?'#i dont understand straight white boys #you do all this gay chicken w your friends. say all this weird stuff that makes me 🤨#(<- ex. joking abt sucking dick bcs theyre eating a 12 inch hot dog. circa cota gp lol)#but then say these horribly homophobic things #i dont understand men #i can never tell if hes joking when he says things like this #bcs he likes to be argumentative and inflammatory. and knows we'll get pissed at him for this #so its like. are you saying this bcs you truly believe it or are you just being irritating. or both #he randomly said smth abt how the romans and greeks did gross gay things #and im like. should this not make you think 'wow homosexuality has existed for centuries. ig its pretty natural!!'#<- thats always my takeaway. theres been records of it since basically the beginning of recorded history #and i look at it and feel comforted :] this has always been a thing and always will be thing #and then people like him basterdize it completely misinterpret it ;;;;#i like him but when hes back living w us I remember how horrible his views and opinions are #ugh i live w my parents and theyre so accepting abt it and willing to learn more and change #and then i remember how fucking shit the rest of my family is #well ah dw i got back at him by calling him gay sjkfkglg #catie.rambling.txt

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r0bee · 5 months

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REX AND AMANDA'S ROMANCE HAS ME ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP RN OH MY GOD

(full on comic spoilers under the cut just in case)

FUCKING ME UPPPPP

#They've had me on the ropes for a long time but throwing her into space was my final fucking straw oh my god #Like I've been staring into space thinking of their epic centuries spanning alien dimension romance the past few days #Now THIS #There's only so much I can TAKE (I'm loving it actually it's so OUCH)#They both won't give up but he doesn't love her enough to give up what he's doing and she loves him too much to give up on him #I want to explode and die #Also I did decide to take a break right after he throws her into space to kill her bc I need time to absorb it #So I'll see if she somehow survives or not lager #Later*#But yeah holy shit dude #She loved him for SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS and he THREW HER INTO SPACE bc she was getting in the way of his plans.#But also he's GENUINELY DEVASTATED BY IT. He's WEEPING ON THE FLOOR BC OF IT. BUT HE DID IT ANYWAY.#It's so FUCKED #invincible comic

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radioactive-cloud · 6 months

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those past few days are really testing my patience with some of the takes and opinions i've seen on the internet and i'm so fucking done with all of this i just want to delete all my accounts from everywhere and live somewhere in the woods (as far away from russia as i can) and to never come in contact with another human being again

#i'm so exhausted i just have to rant even tho nobody will care #i have some trouble sleeping because i'm either waiting for another attack to happen #or reading the news about dozens of missiles flying at my country #or hiding in the bathroom while listening to explosions because it's supposed to be the safest place in our appartment #and then i open social media and see all the destruction and casualties and deaths that happened overnight #and at the same time i see people adoring and praising and defending russians and their culture and language #and creaming themselves because of their “mysterious russian soul”#and telling ukrainians that they are stupid and toxic and that what they feel about their killers and occupiers is wrong #well newsflash y'all #russian culture is nothing but blood and death #russian language is nothing but blood and death #it's not just fucking putin doing all of this shit #he wasn't there when ukrainian nation and culture and language were oppressed for literal fucking centuries #did russia invent human cloning for putin to be all those soldiers at the frontline and all those people building drones and missiles?#open your fucking eyes and think for a fucking second #i go to sleep every night fearing that i may not wake up #and then in the morning i see people admiring russians and foaming at the mouths defending them #and then also fucking michael sheen of all people sending his love to them #and i become so insanely pissed #get a fucking reality check #i'm so sick of people excusing russia and its actions #once again guess i'm a walking big bad angry ukrainian stereotype #well that's what war does to you #i won't wish for anyone to experience this but also it may be the only thing that makes some people aware of what a rotten thing russia is #i'm so done and i don't want to feel all of this and i don't want to be a human and i don't want to have thoughts #maybe it's for the best if a missile flies into my room so i won't have to be here any longer and witness all of this shit #(it's a thought i've been having lately and ngl it kinda scares me)#ukraine #russia is a terrorist state #btw i've just discovered there's a limit of 30 tags

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many-gay-magpies · 2 years

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the thing that always messes with me about villains whose entire motivation is "i wanna rule the universe and become a god" is that im just left wondering why? like if a character becomes a villain because theyve been hurt and want revenge or something i can get that but why would you even want to rule the world. whats the motivation behind that. it seems like it would be really stressful

#magpie thoughts #this is partially something im realizing about morando in 3below #most of the toa villains before him had been really 3D and interesting; like gunmar was pretty single-minded but #i always took that as him being the LITERAL PERSONIFICATION OF THE CORRUPTION THAT THE SURFACE WARS WROUGHT #and then bular just wants to be with his dad and angor has been manipulated for literal centuries #even colonel kubritz is kind of understandable with her whole wanting to protect earth from invaders shtick even if its like. aggressively #-prejudice and xenophobic. but then again thats like half of actual earth officials so thats not to unrealistic #BUT THEN you have morando. i feel like he wouldve been more interesting if his motives had more to do with him feeling injustice because of #-fialkov and coranda's shit ruling. and at first it kinda seems like thats the case! but no hes just a power hungry dick taking advantage of #the royals' shit ruling to get allies because he wants to rule the universe. like WHY #and then i kinda feel like the toa villains from there on out just get kinda. worse?#mainly the arcane order honestly #because their entire thing is hating humanity and wanting to remake the world or whatever #which is cool in THEORY but it never goes any deeper than that. WHY do you hate humanity what did they do to you. idk man #ANYWAYS #concluding my rant lol #toa #tales of arcadia

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whitehartlane · 1 year

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sometimes i think people just throw words around and don’t truly understand the meaning of the word ‘rebuild’

#chill out please. obviously it’s frustrating being out the cup so early in the season and that #especially due to team selection but it’s also like we should be able to trust our squad and give them minutes it’s literally just good #player management. ange needed a competitive game to assess his players like every other manager does #now were 9 changes the way to do that? idk man am not a prem manager but perhaps not #but now he knows who’ll make the mark and who doesn’t. like be serious did anyone truly believe we would win anything this year?#the rebuild’s gonna be painful man we will lose games and lose them badly is this the wake up call you needed?#all things considered this wasn’t even a bad loss they won off an unlucky own goal and pens #we win together and we lose together! sure we’ve been doing a lot of that losing this century but the club is on an upward trajectory #just give him time and a few windows and give the players time and patience too #it’s frustrating of course and nobody is above criticism but we’re literally 4 games in #it happens man. it’s a cup game. wild shit happens.#we move! 🤍#rahul.txt

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loverboybrightsideghost · 2 years

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you've heard of good omens now get ready for: FOOD omens. it's just aziraphale having one of those restaurant shows where the host goes around the world to different restaurants and trying their food and meeting the owners and such.

#i've been rereading/listening to the book again and i love coming across all the little bits i forget #like how much aziraphale enjoys eating food. like hell yeah man food is delicious you ENJOY that food my friend!!!!#bluebird.txt #good omens #i think the intro to diners drive ins and dives has guy fieri in his car so i'm just imagining the intro with crowley fucking SPEEDING #and aziraphale hanging on for dear life #and then in the show aziraphale would just gush about the complete history of the dishes and such and he would eat and finish every #single plate he orders bc no point letting food go to waste #and since he's an angel and he can't get full so he could theoretically just. eat anything he wanted to #is this weird. i hope it's not weird i just absolutely love how much aziraphale loves and enjoys and savors food.#i should write a fic or something #i love aziraphale so much. he's great. he's a bitch. he doesn't break rules but finds ways to do shit that's not technically allowed #he almost killed a child. he uses any means short of actual physical violence to keep people from buying his books #'and they never came back. just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.'#'not A southern pansy mr shadwell. THE southern pansy'#well if you MUST know I GAVE IT AWAY #he says things like beebop and wiggle on and thinks tartan is neat #he doesn't understand telephones or voicemail and 'whenever he gets his mind into the 21st century it always gravitates to 1950s'#HE LIKES DOING MAGIC TRICKS THE HUMAN WAY BUT HES EMBARRASSINGLY BAD AT IT #and he is NOT good with children apparently #i could go on #i truly forgot how much i love aziraphale. how terrible of me.#target audience of this post is me at this point #if you've made it this far in my tags hello have a good day gsgdvfbfbshf #EDIT WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT AZIRAPHALE'S 'I BAKED CAKE THEN SOME KIDS TRIED TO ROB ME SO I SENT THEM HOME WITH CAKE'#GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #HE GAVE THEM A STERN TALKING-TO GSGDGVDBFJXHZUHRJF #he's just great

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