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solshuu · 2 years

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GENSHIN SUMERU ARCHON QUEST SPOILERS !

naww because alhaitham was so pathetic bumping himself on the table like that 🤭 can you believe he was able to distract the grand sage and the soldiers just by bending over and showing his ass in the air ?? 😭 pathetic fruity behavior right there! but it's okay (i guess) because i still love him <3 he's my babygirl <3

#🍒‎♡‧₊˚ mari's talks !#genshin impact #al haitham #he's so babygirl #i love him so much #he's kinda pathetic #he's my pathetic man

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allagashed · 6 months

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

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fraternum-momentum · 6 months

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babe, wake up, new white guy just dropped

#ik im like 23 million years late to drawing this guy. everyones probably over him alr 💀#but idk i see bloody man i draw im just that simple #i have 0 knowledge about him apart from the fact that he gives off this pathetic sad wet cat vibes #milkman #thats not my neighbor #thats not my neighbour milkman #francis mosses #my art #WAIT I FORGOR THE TWS #tw blood

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westlywheatly · 2 months

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There is something so perfectly comical about a “god” melting to something so simple as a woman’s touch djfjrjfhdhd

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #solas dragon age #solas #lavellan #solavellan #fanfridays #dragonage #i need this man carnally #he’s so fucking pathetic #My touch starved loser

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horsemeatluvr23 · 4 months

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i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.

#can you freaking imagine i think i'd die if i'd been losing my mind over a man called HORACE.#even worse than when i dated someone called gavin tbh... and that's quite hard to beat #i think the funniest part was that the internet couldn't tell if bdubs was joking or not. until etho addressed it as the comment of the day #in his lets play series.... and he was like. yes guys my name is horace. please stop being mean to me.#and he sounded like a kicked puppy #<- tbf he often sounds like that. pathetic man #horsemeatposting #etho #bdubs #hermitcraft

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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 11 months

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can’t believe that the FNAF movie single-handedly multiplied and reawakened the thirst and everyone’s crushes on josh hutcherson. bro played the part of a traumatized pathetic man so good that now we all collectively want him.

#lati speaks #fnaf movie #fnaf #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #lmao bro is gonna be in for a shock once he sees how many people want to bone him #bless josh's heart he’s such a sweet dude <33 #it’s ALWAYS the loser pathetic men that are the sexiest and most fuckable #i had a crush on him ever since zathura and journey so now i'm just loosing my shit even more for this man <33

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mangozic · 7 months

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joy of creation

#„i’m gonna hatewatch hazbin hotel!” I say as I plummet into unholy depths of a new fixation #flew too close to the sun with this one #to literally no one’s surprise I do like this pathetic man quite a lot #him and alastor but his time will come and he will get an illustration #possibly #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin fanart #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #fanart #art #my art #digital art

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deadpoolsmom · 1 year

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actually I have a second thought about eboy anime twunk slade and it’s that he’s so funny people complaining are just cowards.

this is Absolutely what a man who is definitely gonna lose to newbie superman, be divorced, dodge paying child support, and commit himself to inventing new levels of toxic parenting and beefing with teenagers forever looks like

#he looks pathetic overconfident and like he has everything to lose #it’s perfect lmao #he thinks he’s extremely cool and is GOING to get his ass beat by increasingly young teenagers #twunk in his pre-divorce era (established funniest possible trait for an anime man to have)#slade wilson #deathstroke #my adventures with superman #maws #maws spoilers

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wombywoo · 13 days

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dry drowning

#my art #quinncent #qv art #oc: quinn lacey #when I told you soppingwet disaster quinn I really meant that #get a man who can do both: pull off a denim fur jacket and whimper like an underfed dog 🥰#he's sooo fine and normal he's such a sensible and stable young man I swear!!#he's fine 😀#tw sobbing pathetic man

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tubbytarchia · 8 months

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I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

#I know he has a tendency to go deranged on his red lives but idk something about him beginning to lose it after Jimmy died and killing Grian #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #trafficblr #Again its his red life shenanigans but... If only Jimmy had known how affected someone was by his death. I'm choosing to believe this #and him then going out like a sad pathetic wet cat even with Grian's sacrifice... He really deserves a win one of these days lmao please #Also I cant stop thinking about how Jimmy wouldn't have left him. Grian was sensible to and most players probs would have #Joel really does become a lost cause so its fair and Grian did still care (and went to say goodbye as well as sacrifice his time for him)#But Jimmy would have stuck by even if Joel were in this state (and they'd both get themselves killed pathetically but)#And Joel having shown such genuine care for Jimmy and concern over his limited time... man anything w Jimmy makes me so emotional lol #I love them so #oh Ig about the art itself. I dont like it but hey thats how it tends to go when you try smth new. And no shame in trying #but if one person likes this then yayy I will still feel accomplished and happy #Im looking at this again and hey its not that bad actually yay I love to approve of my own art. self love hell yea #tubby art

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kogglyuffs · 9 months

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soppy ahh fucking loser writting in his loser diary

#digital art #my art #fanart #dead plate #dead plate game #i know i know we talked bout this.. but i thought it would be funny like this dont mind me #hes a pathetic man i knoooww....#also hesss absolutely not writting on a death note.. nuh uh.. mhm....#dead plate rody #rody lamoree #rody dead plate

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albaricomics · 4 months

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Dummy lost a bet 🥛🎶

#What is he singing tho #Pathetic man #W Afton you have a fiance what are you doing here??#thats not my neighbor #tnmn fanart #tnmn #Milkman #francis mosses #angus ciprianni #robertsky peachman #izaack gauss #dr w afton #dula peep #albaricomics

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shima-draws · 29 days

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I'm rewatching GF since the whole world seems to be into it right now (thank you Alex and the Book of Bill) and AGHHH I FORGOR about the body swap episode when the twins find the secret room and Stan picks up Ford's glasses and later we see him sitting on the couch looking at them wistfully...

Shut up shut UP that's NOT okay

#IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT ALWAYS GET ME.#The tiny little hints throughout the series about Ford #Stan holding his glasses BREAKS me tho. Idk why. It just hurts 😭#Gravity Falls #Stan Pines #Stanley Pines #Also thinking about how Stan used that same room right after Ford disappeared through the portal #Man..........man. MAN. 😔#I can't WAIT to see mullet Stan tbh. He's just the right amount of pathetic and sopping wet. You know?? LOL #My poor little meow meow. I love him so much. LisTEN #Also I watched Scary-oke last night and ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES PERIOD!!!!#It's so good. Pines family bonding? Bragging over beating Gideon? STAN BEATING A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES #AND LOOKING REALLY HUNKY WHEN HE DOES AND WHEN HE BRINGS OUT THE BRASS KNUCKLES #SHEEEEEEESH!!!#I'm normal about him okay. I promise. I swe #Shima speaks

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pyralart · 1 year

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I've always thought he acted like a child...

Also killing him isn't enough, I want to see him break down and cry.

I made a part two!

#pyralart #the owl house #toh #the owl house spoilers #emperor belos #philip wittebane #toh watching and dreaming #toh fanart #watching and dreaming #child belos #owl house fanart #I like thinking of different ways it could have gone #they probably didn't want to dig too deep in his story since casual watchers wouldn't have understood #but man I wanted him to realize something at least #If he wanted to be pathetic that'd have worked great #men will do anything (genocide) rather than go to therapy #anyway enough rambling thanks for reading and looking at my art!

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saccharinerose · 11 months

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Furina: Anyone I've ever worked with probably couldn't wait to get rid of me... Since I'm just an ordinary person now. They'll probably just laugh in my face if I go asking them for help... :(

Neuvillette, the second Furina asks him about booking the Opera Epiclese, the process for which is notably cumbersome and complex: Yes, I will take care of it immediately. Btw does this mean you will allow audiences (myself included) to enjoy your outstanding acting talents once more? 🥺

#furina #neuvillette #genshin 4.2 spoilers #genshin spoilers #genshin 4.2 #genshin impact #he is so horrendously pathetically down bad for her #i want to put clown make-up on him and beat him up in a parking lot #MY MAN #YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM SERENADING AT HER WINDOW #so yeah i played furina's story quest #her 1st story quest was kinda depressing #but also hopeful #we still have her presumed 2nd story quest for the 2nd weekly boss of Fontaine #maybe this one will have an all-around happier note #building on the hopeful end of her 1st one #i just want furina to be happy :')#focallette #neuvifuri

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kiinuuzzz · 3 months

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he’s not a lightweight but when he gets drunk all hell breaks loose

#art #digital art #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #johnny cage #mortal kombat #he won’t remember any of this when he wakes up #Johnny did give him food btw #it was the remains of a charcuterie board #this is purely my hc #I like to think he’s a pathetic man when drunk #actually just a pathetic man in general #I love kenshi takahashi

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