#he's so fkn hot i want to chew both my feet off

[soapy-ghost]

I am just OBSESSED with this scene hElp

even him adjusting his balaclava is hot is that even legal just wondering

[jamoopxles]

100 Questions NO ONE ever asks!

I was tagged by my bffe @pixeloasis

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Usually closed. I used to sleep with it open but my dog kept going in there to sleep and got fur on everything.

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Nah. I have baby fine hair so like, my shit sensitive.

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Out! My feet get claustrophobic if I can’t move them where I want.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

Yeah. Back when I lived in FL, we had like three hurricanes in a row and I stole our own street sign because I was such a rebel.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Sure?

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

No, I always see coupons after its too late lmfao.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Bees. I could at least jump in water. A bear can go in water. 

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

YES. AND I LOVE THEM.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Yeah. But I hate my smile sooo.

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

PICKY FKN EATERS.

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

Lmao no because I’d hit like a trillion at work. 

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Lmao yes. Camping, duh.

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

I can’t poop anywhere but home. If you wana know why you can always ask.

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

I do that shit just to embarrass my friends what are you talking abt lol.

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

Nope, just my nails, lips and insides of my cheeks. 

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Does this mean sex? Or just like actually sleeping? if sleeping, do dogs count as people? I think they count as people. 

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

NOT BIG ENOUGH. Queen.

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

You’re Welcome - Dwyane Johnson. 

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Sure.

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

If you don’t watch Archer or Regular Show we can’t be friends.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

Anything with Nicholas Cage because I fkn hate his face. I really don’t have a reason either.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

I’m not clever enough to hide shit.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Shweet tea. 

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Buffalo Sauce or die. 

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Spaghetti

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

The first Pirates of the Caribbean. Will Turner forever. <3 and Grease.

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

My Fiance.

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nuuupe.

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

How much money we talking here?

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

I used to have a pen pal in like High school.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

If I didn’t my Fiance would kill me.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Lmfao I drive like a granny sooo.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

Nuu.

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Italian Sub. Or Po’boys. All the po'boys. 

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

Egg Sammich.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

12:00AM.

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Most days.

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

So much shit lmfao.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Monkey!

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

English. I know bits of Italian and Spanish but I’m shit lol.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

Nupe.

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Tbh I didn’t really play with either? Idk.

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

I can be, esp if I know I am right.

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

I don’t rlly give a shit.

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

I used to watch TVD and The Originals but yaaaknow. They pissed me off. 

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Nuuupe.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Yaaaaas.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Just to embarrass people.

50. EVER USED A GUN?

Yeee.

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

Family photos at JC Penny! Keep it real, yo’.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

I love them. 

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Yes because I am like always broke lmfao.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

OMGYES. I neeeeeed.

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Cherry or Lemon.

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Astronaut. 

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Sometimes when my shit goes missing.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yesss.

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

TRYING. I took mine today tho so don’t worry folks. 

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

I am wearing some rn omg how you know me.

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

I have an awesome one but like, I always find it’s too hot? idk.

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Shorts and a tanktop.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Blink 182.

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

Walmart because it’s closest but if I could, I’d hit Target all the time. 

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike.

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos.

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Sunflower Seeds.

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

Nuuu.

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

Nuuu.

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

Not really. He’s doing his own thing.

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

Yeee.

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

hahahahah I can’t spell for shit.

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

All the time. Like I literally cry all the time. When I laugh, yawn, actually cry, I mean like everything.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Nah.

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Nupe.

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

Nah. I used Candles.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Mmmhm.

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Uhh omg idk. Everyone. Lmao.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

Reel Big Fish & Goldfinger

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Both.

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Omg don’t make me pick one. 

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Snickerdoodles.

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

Yeeee. I’m a mermaid. 

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah.

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

LMFAO. No.

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

I plan on having a DJ but a Band is nice too.

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

I’m too competitive not to.

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

I wish. I could use bigger boobs and have my double chin to disappear.

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

They’re both gross.

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

Crochet. I’m not good and have to learn on my own because I am a lefty.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Den.

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Eventually.

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

n/a

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

I dated this dude Ben for most of my high school years.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

I know people that do. Just not me.

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

When I get married I’ll have a step-son.

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Eventually. 

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Blueeee.

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Yes.

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

@teekapoa @nerdiesimmer @littlepxels