#headge

[headgehug]

this is some kind of gay sex

[creep3r-chan]

LOOKING 4 TRUE LOVE, LOOKING 4 TRUE LOVE!!! LOOKING FOR TRUE LOVE, WHEREVER I GO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[barks-n-bites-art]

i lomve the wizard maze <3

(i am willingly still in there throwing that stick)

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

[summerville-man]

No body likes me, everyone hates me, I'm gonna eat some wooooorms. Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones, I'm gonna eat some worms. First one's grease, goes down easy, second one sticks to your toooooounge... no body likes me, everyone hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms... I'm gonna eat some worms...

[thecharcoalsalamander]

[th3j4germe1ster]

[ruth walks down the halls of Hatchetfield high. They were crowded, and she wasn’t wearing her headgear for once, since her dentist said she didn’t need it, and it would be bad for her if she wore it anymore. So her anxiety was going through the roof.

She kept looking behind her, gripping onto her books. Suddenly, she bumps Into someone.]

“S-“

[she was about to apologise, but froze completely with fear as she looked up at him.]

( @ruthie-fleming )

(OOC: hey! Answer this whenever, no pressure! /gen)

[ Max caught himself before he could tumble, his eyes going wide as he glanced over his shoulder at the nerd, his curls bouncing as he let out a huff. That usual spark of anger appeared in his eyes before he felt complete rage. ]

[ The blondes shoulders tensed as he turned to the nerd. ]

“What the actual FUCK do you think your doing headg—“

[ No headgear? What the fuck was he supposed to call her now? His anger disappeared as he tried to think ]

“ shit..what’s your last name?? “

[fanon-elio]

Hi, thank you for answering my question.

As for begin late it's completely alright, we all humans and we have things to do with IRL stuff so you have nothing to be worried about, take as much time as you need and please don't push yourself 🫶

As for my request i want to request platonic HC or one-shot (choose which do you want) about Lycaon and teenage daughter reader (wolf therin like her dad).

Plot: the father and daughter are having a personality like "Ozzy & heather" from the movie "Over the headge" where Lycaon is doing things and take his job as an attendant pretty seriously and Reader is SO DONE with him. They're the comical duo in the Victorian housekeeping 🤭

It's like the "camellia golden week" where Lycaon felt embarrassed about missing one word when he tried to lip-reading 🤭 if reader was there she would be like "seriously dad? It's just one word, come on don't be dramatic!!"

But deep down she loves her silly dad and admire him.

Am so sorry for the long request, and if you feel you can't or don't want to write it then it's completely okay, have a great day!✨

Thank you so much for your understanding!

I did combine a bit of headcanons, and a bit of one shot. I hope I did your vision justice.

•°○Headcanons about Lycaon with his Daughter reader○°•

Tag: Green Letter (Sfw)

First and foremost. You and him literally look so alike, it's almost uncanny. People look at you two and instantly know "oh yeah. These two are related." Everything from the fluffy ears and tail, down to the Black highlights. You look like a miniature version of him.

Both of your daily schedule is perfectly planned. Both of you drag yourselfs out of bed get up in the morning, eat breakfast, brush your teeth, and get ready to go to school/work.

Also the way both of you boop noses as a way to say goodbye is just so.. *repeadetly slamms hand on desk in delight*

Lycaon strikes me as a strict, but loving father. He is very patient with you, and would only raise his voice at you if you really fucked up. Less out of Anger or dissapointment, and more out of concern for you. And yet he'd make sure to always tell you that he loved you regardless because he doesn't want neither of you to go to bed with negative vibes.

Even though he does expect certain standards from you, he also knows not to 'clip a flower before it can bloom.' He gives you the room you need to find yourself, instead of smothering you with his expectations.

He's 100% the type of dad who'll sit you down after finding out about a bad grade, and ask you if something was wrong, if something is bothering you, or if you need help with anything.

So he helps you study for exams, and you help him out with the business over summer break, and only over summer break. It's something he never understood about Ellen and Corin, as to why both of them would choose to work in their leisure time despite already having to juggle school.

Speaking of Victoria housekeeping. You definetly get along with all of his Coworkers. You and Ellen are besties, all the while you take on some sort of big sister role for Corin. Rina and You are menaces and no one can convince me otherwise. "Everyone, please be on your best behaviour" Your dad says, mainly looking at You, Ellen and Rina.

You are definetly not as organized as your dad, let's get that right. You're the silly one who lightens the mood and cracks jokes. But remembering which fork is for what, and what cuttlery goes where? Those are facts that your long term memory chooses to reject no matter how many times your father reminds you "y/n, how many times have I told you-" yaddah yaddah.

Despite that you still very much look up to your dad, you think he's cool and a badass! Even though he can be awfully corny, and a total overthinker sometimes. Especially when he thinks that he had once again embarassed himself in some way.

Lycaon takes a sip from his tea, a frown on his face that is clear for everyone to see. "What's happened to you?" You ask him, and he exhales a short sigh "earlier I've embarassed myself while I was on a meeting with Master Proxy about Hollow C41" he tells you, and you questioningly raised your eyebrows

"So I've decieded to take Lip reading classes every two weeks from now on" he tells you, which made you choke on your tea "Dad, there is no need to do all that" you say through caughs.

He putts his cup down, a questioning look on his face "you think so?" He asks, and you give him a thumbs up in agreement "Lip reading classes seem... awfully out there you know?" He nodds

"however, I feel like Sign language courses would be much more beneficial don't you agree?"

Just like your father, your own fur is also always perfectly groomed. Grooming eachother is something normal yet intimate for thirens, it is reserved exclusively for family. A lot of the times you help eachother to keep eachothers fur spotless.

The bristles of the brush in Lycaon's hand carefully run through the fur of your tail.

You yourself were enjoying the sensation when a chuckle caught your attention "Oh father dearest, won't you share with your daughter what's so funny?" You ask, Lycaon playfully rolled his eyes "certainly, shakespear.

I just thought how funny it is how much you enjoy me brushing you even though you dreaded it when you were younger" he says, a small giggle coming from you "hmmm sorry, I don't recall that" you tell him "the bite marks on my hand sure do" he retords "oh come on, that was cobbing!" You defend, making him chuckle again "last time I checked, cobbing doesn't draw blood."

A small silence settles between you two, as you cross your arms in front of your chest, and sigh "fine, point taken."

Lycaon has a few rules that are never to be broken. You jokingly call them his 'Ten commandments.' From the run of the mill stuff like: No Alcohol, Drugs, gambling or skipping school, other rules include:

Always staying in contact with him

Under no circumstances going in hollows!

Asking before taking his car (only if you have a license ofc)

Carrying pepper spray when going outside

Not getting in a car with strangers

And last but not least: Stay away from boys (added note with: "I'm serious Y/n" behind it)

Lycaon tries not to be a helicopter parent, but you are his little girl, and nothing will ever change that. It's very well described with: "I'm not your little girl anymore, look at me, I'm practically an Adult" while all he sees is you as a small child still carrying your stuffed animals around with you wherever you went.

Sometimes he fears you'll feel ashamed for him, with him being an amputee and all. But you always make sure to reassure him about his insecurities, telling him he's the best dad ever, and it never fails to ease his nerves.

Lycaon doesn't force you to do anything you don't like. He has no issue if you don't want to take over the family business, he wants you to find something that you can pour your heart and soul into. However, the only thing he did force you to take were self defense classes.

In reality he dreads the idea of his past catching up with him, with you ending up in the crossfire. It's what robbs him of his sleep sometimes. But rest assured your dad will 1000% commit murder for you if he has to.

Other things both of you have in common include:

1. Both of you hate the dentist, and syringes. (No seriously, ya'll hate them.)

2. Both of you drink your tea the exact same way.

3. Both of you like the same snacks, so it's always a fight to get some before the other.

4. You watch your netflix series with him, and funnily enough, he get's very invested in them.

Both of you made the mistake of watching Riverdale once, and it turned into a running gag amongst you.

Whenever one of you had a weird day you'd say "Today was a Riverdale kinda day."

Over all: Lycaon is definetly a great dad, and would set heaven and hell into motion for you.

•°○°•°○°Bonus•°○°•°○°•

You nervously tap your foot on the ground, your ears flicked as the surrounding silence was only broken by the tooting sound of your phone.

"Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up" you say quietly, and glance at your watch. "Yes? Y/n?" The voice of your father came from the phone, and your ears perked up

"Heeeeey! I love you soooo much, can I have 2500 dennies?" You ask quietly, Lycaon falling silent on the other side of the line "what..? No. What do you need 2500 dennies for?" He asked clearly confused "oh you know, for an escape room?" You tell him, the line once again growing silent, and for a moment you feared he had hung up on you.

"You're joking right? What kind of escape room costs 2500 dennies?" He asked, and you press your ears flat to your head "uhm.... jail...." you speak, you swallowed thickly while you felt you heart drumming in your chest.

"Dad?" You ask, trying to get an answer from him "daddy? Papa?" But the only respons you get is a loud sigh "I'll be there in 10, dumbass" he replies before hanging up.

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I hope you enjoyed!

I once again want to thank you all for your patience, I have to work a lot of overtime currently.

But soon enough I'll be able to upload in a timely manner again.

-Elio

[pandoarts]

ourghh my headg..,,,

[galaxytoons]

have a Gaz

I cagnt draw right now for some reason

No original idea comes to my headg

Artblockn

[tommyssupercoolblog]

My headge. Hurts

[cheesyfan]

dam that cliff headge looks mighty fine/j/j/j don't come at me please 😭

Eats you😾/NOT silly............./silly

[birdologist]

Snippet while I'm thinking about harpies.

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Bajpur Rightfoot sat bathed in the filtered sunlight of the Headges, holding a cloth-wrapped package. They were small for their age, as a tenyear or so had passed since the last of their hatch feathers; heavy layers of armor bulked out their silhouette instead. They looked completely out of place here in the green pleasure gardens.

On their feet were leather-and-steel gauntlets, covering their already sharp claws with serrated metal points. The leather of their coat was pierced by sewn-in claws, spikes, and teeth, all of which would've taken an experienced biologist to fully identify. Rows of particularly large spines were sewn into their tail-sleeve, only the bottom left sleek so they could sit comfortably on their haunches. Cinched around their waist was a belt with pouches and a portable radio looped into it. Their clothing covered almost all of their body in dusty steel and damaged leather; they even hid the bottom half of their face behind a thin, old scarf. What skin was visible was a sunbaked brown.

Most of the people who visited the Headges with any regularity wore maybe a wrap at most, allowing for the social niceties that featherlanguage allowed. Friendly, proper, polite was the game. Right was none of those. They looked like a particularly violent breed of porcupine.

Their contact was taking a while to come to the meeting, but they barely cared. It gave them time to spend alone, without feeling like they were wasting the day.

The Headges were, as one might guess, located in and on Deka's head. They were comprised of beautiful, humid gardens in some areas, and more practical racks of growing food in others. At the moment, Right sat quietly near one of the large garden-greenhouse windows. It was lightly water-crusted from the constant mist, but clear enough to get a good view of the desert far, far, far below. They wondered if they would be able to recognize any of the landmarks down there: their latest exploit had sent them up the valley Deka was now following.

"I apologize for my tardiness," Glee's voice made them turn from the window. "Keenbolt had a concern and- well, you know how he gets."

Tris Gleesong was a towering figure; in more ways than one, in Right's opinion. Most obviously, folk were lucky if they could reach Glee's shoulders. A long, heron-like neck held their head much higher. They wore an airy, frilly sort of thing around their shoulders and flank, covering some of their white-and-blue plumage. Their face was long and angular, with dark brown eyes whose gaze Right didn't mind falling under. It had been a few years since Glee was formally Right's mentor, but the two had remained good friends. They still did business, too.

"S'alright," Right said, getting to their feet with the sound of flexing leather and clinking metal.

"Oh you did find something, did you?" Glee said before Right could think of how to say the same. They reached down to take the package from Right's hands, testing the weight before pulling the cloth back a bit. They looked at it for a moment, before their brows furrowed.

"You found this where, again?"

"Tunnels in the Painted Cliffs, deep."

"Did you find anything else?"

Right looked at them for a moment, before pulling their scarf off their nose. It had registered it was probably more appropriate to have a conversation with their face visible, especially since they felt like they were about to start asking questions of their own.

"The canary started going off, so I didn't get any further in. I could go back with equipment when-"

"No, that's alright," Glee cut them off, which was out of character. Even more out of character was the slow way they continued. "Don't tell anyone else about this yet, could you?"

Right nodded, and felt maybe they shouldn't ask what Glee meant.

"Good," Glee gave them a smile, the soothing one that Right used to know things were okay between them. They wrapped the package back up, and were putting it into their own bags when they spoke again. "Would you like to eat with us tonight? Theo got some interesting things from the market before we left."

"Sure."

[tiredjust1]

Scott: Me and Ramona are gonna see Black Christmas and The Departed Kim you and Roxie take the kid to see any family friendly films

Kid: I wanna see Cars and Over The Headge

Roxie: Disney and DreamWorks now that's the teamworks

Ramona: Have Fun

*four movies later*

Scott: Hey how's the film

Kim: Great Roxie on the hand one of the trailers shown had spooked her

Kid: Was it the Happy Feet one

Roxie: Yeah I'll see the movie cuz Robin Williams and Elijah Woods

Scott: From Lord Of The Rings

Kim: Yep

Roxie:

GHGGJFJSJGHSF KIM AND ROXIE HANGING OUT WITH THE CHILD 😭😭

[frogbestfriend]

Noone talks about how depressed you get after the saw trap appointment

Saw trap appointment NOW wish me luck

[huhudiary]

७ December 30th 2023, 7:11am

๑ Today I woke up quite early and it's fucking cold, I had to turn off my ac and turn on my heater. Anyways my family and I are preparing for the New Year, 2024! I just know this year will be good! Anyways let's do a little recap of my 2023 (not in chronogical order);

✶ I started the year on January second with a shopping trip with my besties, Soomin and Soomi. I also did a shampoo for my dirty hair!

✶ I beat the shit out of Soomin's ex boyfriend because this bitch had the audacity to cheat on her.

✶ I dressed up as Harley Quin this year for halloween and got to school in my costume, and Izzy got jealous and gave me one of her hoodies to put on.

✶ Mama's planing to open a bakery, because he bakes so fucking good. I'm helping for the receipes!

✶ I almost died because I got on a cliff with unstable headges! I can still feel the pain of the fall in my knees.

✶ I got to bungee jumping in LA for the first time and it was so fucking cool! Also during this trip, I gifted Malia the car of her dreams!

✶ Theo's boyfriend got stabed, in our school library by a psyco bitch and Theo almost killed someon so Baba had to handcuff Theo to him.

✶ I tried to bribe my family for them to let me go to prom with my girlfriend, it was a succeful fail because as soon as they saw me making food for them and being very calm they knew I wanted to ask something, but they still let me go to prom.

✶ I kissed my girlfriend under the rain, my brothers were not happy at all.

๑ And voilà a little recap of my 2023! They are some missing things but those are history.

[libelelle]

headge hof