#healthy people don’t have 50+ ao3 tabs open-

[nikholascrow]

some bitches have 50+ ao3 tabs open on their phones

(it’s me I’m some bitches)

[yoshifics]

THE LAST 1. drink: Some mix of dredges of coffee with boiling water steeped in tea except there was coke leftover before i put in the coffee and boiling water so... 2. phone call: my dad 3. text message: my mom 4. song you listened to: Gettin’ Bi - Crazy Ex Girlfriend (on this very site, wow) 5. time you cried: Definitely while reading a fic, maybe two weeks ago? 

6. dated someone twice: never dated so yeah no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 8. been cheated on: thank god no 9. lost someone special: not really. I mean my grandpa died but i didn’t see him much so i wasn’t very sad 10. been depressed: not diagnosed but I’m pretty sure i’ve been depressed for a while 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: thankfully no 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. That purple colour you get when you take a beaker full of DMEM and matrigel, and cancel it out with bleach (and I can’t believe google is failing me right now, but I’ll try to put up a pic if I can; it’s a gorgeous colour) 13. electric blue (yes, like the crayola colour, but the marker, not the other) 14. that gleaming black colour gorgeous snakes have IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yep!  16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: no 18. found out someone was talking about you: nope 19. met someone who changed you: Yes. 20. found out who your friends are: Yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: yep GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: pretty much all of them 23. do you have any pets: Unfortunately no :((( 24. do you want to change your name: Nope 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Erm... I don’t remember. Probably had dinner with my family at a restaurant or something? 26. what time did you wake up: around 7:24 AM 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: reading fanfiction. I think I was probably finishing Opposites Attract by @cywscross (again. It’s a fucking amazing story btw, it’s what got me into knb) 28. name something you can’t wait for: Knowing whether or not I’ll get that internship in Japan 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: last week What happened to number 30? I dunno, it disappeared 31. what are you listening to right now: My Brother, My Brother, and Me episode 16 by the McElroys (because I listened to taz and decided to inflict mbmbam onto myself in chronological order just because) 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Thomas, yeah. Never only Tom though 33. something that is getting on your nerves: The world going to shit 34. most visited website: AO3, Tumblr, my email. If I combine my computer and my phone, I probably have a few hundred tabs open right now 35. hair colour:Black 36. long or short hair: naturally short, but I’m wearing braids rn 37. do you have a crush on someone: Define crush. Because I feel like everyone I’m on relatively good terms with falls on that list 38. what do you like about yourself: My voice, my body, my loyalty (?) 39. want any piercings: Yep, dunno where and dunno when, but yep 40. blood type: I’ve got no fucking clue 41. nickname: Shishi, Yoshi 42. relationship status: Single and looking for a cuddle buddy (my sister is my main source of hugs rn and I think it’s starting to annoy her) 43. zodiac: Libra, Rat, no idea about the other zodiacs 44. pronouns: All of them, I don’t know 45. favourite tv show: Avatar the Last Airbender. I love Brooklyn 99 too, but atla is forever my fave  46. tattoos: Not yet, but it’s gonna happen at some point 47. right or left handed: Right handed 48. surgery: Does wisdom teeth removal count? 49. piercing: Earlobes 50. sport: Haha, haha, haha. (no) 51. vacation: I’d love to go to Australia or New Zealand 52. pair of trainers: I love running shoes MORE GENERAL 53. eating: Just finished my supper, so currently eating sour peach candy (healthy living amirite) 54. drinking: finished a water bottle 55. im about to: not go to sleep, but instead read some fics 56. waiting for: ??? 57. want: Gosh, so many things. The main of which is getting a handle on my life 58. get married: Nope 59. career: I have no clue 60. hugs or kisses: Both are so good. Kisses usually should come with hugs imo though 61. lips or eyes: Lips. I feel awkward when I look into people’s eyes for too long 62. shorter or taller: Both? As in which I’d find more attractive? 63. older or younger: Both, though you know... I’m a young adult so not too young 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Dammit, this is a terrible battle. Both are excellent for cuddling so I dunno? 65. hook up or relationship: Relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: I’m definitely hesitant HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: yep 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: God yes 70. turned someone down: No unless it was accidental and I never realised 71. sex on the first date: Define sex, but probably not 72. broken someone’s heart: same as 70 73. had your heart broken: Nope 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: kinda? i mean my grandfather died and my dad cried, but i was crying because my dad was crying, not because my grandfather was dead 76. fallen for a friend: I have no idea what falling in love is so probably not DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: ha, you wish 78. miracles: nope 79. love at first sight: What is love? 80. santa claus: nope 81. kiss on the first date: yeah sure, kissing without dates, even 82. angels: nope OTHER 83. current best friends’ names: Pierra, Leo, Alex. There are at least 2 tumblr users I consider as being on that list, but yeah they’ll probably see this so nope 84. eye colour: brown 85. favorite movie: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Listen. I know it’s crack, but I’ve loved it since the dolphins left the planet

Thanks @nyodrite for tagging me into this; it was a lot of fun!

And I’m pretty sure I’ve already tagged some of you recently, but just in case I haven’t @cecilspeaks, @xxxbladeangelxxx, @drblovewrite, @florbe-triz, @onceabluemoonwrites, @healingmichiko, @kitcat1925 y’all are welcome to do this too if you want! And anyone else who’d like to be tagged, just send me a word and I’ll add you :D