#hehehehehe c:

[kitteecassee]

btw i just ordered a pink electric drill AND pink toolbox/tool set because im a handy grandpa cat and i like pink can you tell? HANDY BLACK CAT IT ME who likes pink pink pink

[dxxdlilac]

0/10 worst cupid ever. shot me dead in the back

happy valentines !!!!!!!!!!

[queenofbaws]

jossam as parents 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

He knew she was awake - that was key - he knew she was awake, and he knew she knew he knew she was awake, but he also knew she thought she was an A-plus actress when it came to feigning sleep, so no, there weren't any signs to suggest that she truly, unquestionably, undoubtedly was awake.

God, he needed more sleep.

"Couldn't've been my love of thunderstorms," he muttered, half into her hair and half into the uncaring void of space, "couldn't've been my quiet, softspoken nature..."

Sam snorted, the sign he'd been waiting for, but the way she only burrowed deeper into the covers told him his fate had already been sealed.

"No, nope, nuh-uh," he sighed, frowning and yawning and pushing himself up onto an elbow as he came to terms with the reality he would, in fact, be handling this late-night (early morning?) temper tantrum, "she had to get your ability to run on two hours of sleep and sick enjoyment of forcing me out of bed before sunrise."

"I dunno...I think she got a few things from you, cry-baby," Sam teased, her voice muzzy with sleep but yet oh-so-awake; she laughed a sleepy little laugh as she wrapped herself up in his side of the blankets too, then joked between yawns, "Try the bedtime story about the...weird military LSD vampires again...you both love that one."

[ashyybees-art]

When the Chief forgets there's still other people in headquarters..... (Aka the SID begging their parents to get a room)~ 💙🖤👀

[popplia]

* maniacal laughter *

so yeah, I have a new favorite session now

[zgmoony]

New L’manburg shenanigans:3

[venear-tmblr]

maaan all the blorbos are kissing each other, meanwhile c!ven is sitting on his hands in the Ghaae house, thinking about his fiance (who he can barely remember, so is it really thinking?)

[bunnyboy-juice]

thank gd for those giant rabbits and giant grocery store teddy bears

[gatekeepermyotismon]

A surprise for my dear Blippi~

(@justanothercaretaker)

[blackcardz]

 on  friday  (  tomorrow  )  i  will  be  leaving  to  my  lil  sis  place  so  i  will  be  sitting  two  hours  on  a  bus  and  i  will  be  back  on  sunday.  meanwhile  all  replies  are  done  now  and  will  be  queued  and  my  queue  is  gonna  post  two  posts  a  day  so  my  blog  keeps  active  while  i'm  gone.  <33

[threadpull]

[ TXT ] : have you been drinking? -from @incangencence (for Jon)

@incangencence / text prompts

[ TXT: Dearest Patient ] Yes

[ TXT: Dearest Patient ] lol

[ TXT: Dearest Patient ] When am I not?

[ TXT: Dearest Patient ] Are you coming home yet?

[queenofbaws]

suddenly i materialize out of nowhere asking for an ashley and matt fluff fic (can you tell i like bffs that weren’t shown in canon)?)

To her credit, it wasn't like she was trying to look miserable or anything. Really, she thought she'd been doing a pretty solid job of hiding it (she'd taken a beer just like everyone else despite gagging at every sip, she'd tilted her head and smiled every time someone raised their phone into the air, she hadn't said one single thing about the cold, or the dark, or how seriously spooky the Washingtons' lodge was in the middle of the night, so why hadn't they turned on the lights on, again?), but all that flew out the window when the couch cushions dipped beside her.

"What do you think," Matt joked, hunching over with his elbows on his knees so he could murmur conspiratorially with her, "should we bail? I saw a pretty cool snow-covered tree outside where we could go...oh, a snow-covered picnic table too. I thiiiiiiink there was a snow-covered bench, but I'm probably just making that up. Snow-blindness or something. That's a thing, right?"

She laughed, covering her face with her hands when it came out a snort. Instead of answering, she shook her head, hoping and praying that, when she looked back up, Emily and Jess wouldn't be snickering at her embarrassment...or that Chris and Josh wouldn't be doing their best to replicate the sound at the top of their lungs.

"No? It's not a thing? Dang, I swear I heard something about it on the radio..."

Ashley made a sound caught somewhere between a groan and a sigh as she raised her head (no Emily, no Jess, no pointing, no laughing, no Josh, no Chris, no mimicking, no guffawing), bumping her shoulder against his. "It's a thing."

"Then why were you shaking your head?"

"It's...snow-blindness is a thing, Matt, yeah, but no, believe it or not, I'm not really trying to go running out into the snow tonight." To punctuate the thought, she took a sip of her beer...and grimaced. Again. "Hence why I've planted myself in front of the nice, toasty fireplace." She swirled her bottle around, listening to the liquid slosh. There was too much in there - if the others caught her still nursing her first beer, oooh boy. "But I appreciate it."

In a single slick sleight of hand, the beer disappeared from her hand, replaced by a barely-touched root beer. She blinked, surprised, then had no choice but to smile and laugh when Matt clinked their bottles together, the rest of the party none the wiser.

"So what is this?" she asked, taking a glug of soda and trying not to grin like a doofus. "Charity work?"

Matt furrowed his brow, frowning the way he did in math class. "Huh?"

"The...you. Being here - " she gestured towards the couch, " - instead of there - " the kitchen that time, where the others were laughing and heckling each other, the sounds of some drinking game echoing throughout the rest of the lodge. " - which I'm sure is a way more fun locale."

It was his turn to bump her shoulder and shake his head. "Oh yeah, totally, Ash. Charity. Definitely couldn't be me wanting to chill with my friend."

She pursed her lips tight, still trying to fight that doofy smile. "Definitely not."

"Nope."

"Nah."

"That wouldn't even make sense." He shot her a sidelong smirk of his own before chuckling, then nudged her leg with his so she'd scoot enough for him to get at the coffee table. "I've hardly seen you at all tonight - what's up with that?"

Shrugging, she followed his lead, setting her bottle down beside his (after nabbing a couple coasters, obviously). "Oh, you know..." she said vaguely. "Big parties, big crowds...not really my thing."

"Uh huh, sure. Still said yes to the invite."

"Well, I..." Shrugging again, she reached up to futz with her hair, tucking it this way and that before taking her beanie off altogether and repositioning it on her head. "I mean...Josh asked me in-person, so..."

"Oh, then it totally would've been rude to say no."

"Yeah."

"For sure."

"I - " Ashley turned back to him, suspiciously searching his face. "Are you making fun of me? Oh my God, Matt. Rude!"

He held his hands up, the poster child for innocence, but still smiled as he laughed. "Sorry, sorry, you're right. You're absolutely right. I'm being mean. I know, you didn't want to hurt Josh's feelings. It definitely had nothing to do with Chris being here. At all. For sure."

Her face lit up like the fire crackling away in the hearth and, after checking the others were all suitably distracted, she gave him a light warning whap on the shoulder with her too-long sleeve. "Oh my GOD, will you keep your voice d - what did I ever do to you? You don't see me going around pointing at you and going 'Ooooh Matt, I bet you only came here - '"

"...so Em could ignore me all night?" he finished for her, raising his eyebrows when she scrunched her mouth up again. "You could say it, though. You could. You wouldn't be wrong." Leaning back against the cushions, he heaved a sigh of his own, briefly glancing towards the kitchen. "Be real with me: Do you think it's an us thing, or a them thing?"

"Huh?"

Subtly, he nodded towards the kitchen. "Personally? I think it's a them thing. They're the ones losing out on us."

"Oh please," she laughed - snorted, really, and then covered her face again. If her face got any hotter, she thought she'd probably catch fire, herself.

"I'm being so serious, Ash, they're missing out."

"Uh huh, okay, sure. If you say so." She paused, then, realizing what she'd just implied, and immediately sprang back up, her eyes wide with social-outcast horror. "I so didn't mean - "

But Matt just laughed and patted her thigh and, strangely, held his hand out to her, pinky finger extended. "I know what you meant. But I meant what I said too, so here's how serious I am. Pinky promise pact: If Chris doesn't come to his senses by this time next year...or if Em hasn't...I say we forget about them and their bad taste and we go out instead."

Ashley spent a long, long moment staring at his pinky, thinking. "Don't you mean and?" she asked after a beat.

"What?"

"You said if Chris doesn't or if Emily doesn't. So, like, if both of them ignore us, then..."

When he realized what she meant, he laughed. "Nah. This is an all or nothing."

"So...wait, no, you're such a liar," she laughed right back. "You are such a liar! You're telling me that if Emily asked you out tonight, you'd say no because Chris didn't ask me out?"

"No. I'm saying I'd break up with her this time next year and date you instead. What aren't you getting?"

She rolled her eyes - she had to! But the big, doofy grin finally won out. "You're a terrible hypothetical boyfriend, I hope you know that," she teased, wrapping her pinky around his.

"Or," he joked, squeezing hers tight, "the best hypothetical boyfriend. Depends on who you ask. This time next year, I mean."

"Yeah," she smiled, leaning her shoulder against his as they went back to watching the fire, "this time next year."

"It's a date."

[hakucho-art]

I made them fall in love in tomodachi life heheheh. It went so incredibly well, Im so surprised. Theyve literally just been friends for like 5 minutes and kaneki was immediately like "I think im in love" LMAO

[fadewalking]

Felassan places a birthday party hat on Solas' head. "I've been told this is customary for birthdays. You have to wear it."

It's Solas' Name Day (kinda) // @fatedmuses

"Certainly, I do not." He immediately removed the hat from his head.

"Is it not generous enough that I picked a day? Why add further insult?" He observed the hat with every distasteful glare he would level at a cup of tea.

"Where did you even find this?"

[badlydrawnsbahj]

how did i mispell character so badly what the fuck

[musedriven]

@dnangelic

so this was his type. she didn't blame him; this girl was cute. beautiful hair, adorable eyes and round features. she felt like a princess. but... would he still be willing to be her prince? Risa had been so cruel as to reject him once already in helpless throw over Dark of all people. still... if she played it just right; maybe she could truly learn more about Daisuke this way. figure out what it was about this girl that had gotten his attention in the first place so she could recreate it for herself.

" oh! Daisuke! " she smiles, quick to wave him over after class. the real Risa would have gone home already by now so there was no chance of getting caught. she had planned this so well! " you're still here too? " she asks innocently enough, batting her now doelike eyes as she falls so easily enough into character. she's been watching very closely after all...