#hehehehehee

[hubedihubbe]

Uncle Romano is trying to be good uncle giving basic facts

[jirongie]

blonde suga appreciation post

[5hineecuresmyeczema]

... Jongkey ;)

[imsodonewithjustinbieber]

#votebieber here now!

[western-civil]

if tumblr goes down you can find me behind the waterfall in the commons

[beeeeeatles]

On June 6th 1963 a girl named Carol Dryden nearly died because she tried to mail herself to The Beatles.

[patpran]

jeff for marie claire taiwan

[babygirlmickey]

10x08 -> 10x11

[ceruark]

mia kaiser—a pampered, regal cat—is about as famous and demanding as the father that spoils her rotten.

the maine coon-tabby mix is posted to kaiser's public instagram more frequently than the man himself or any of his teammates, her fluffy orange coat appearing pristine in every single photo she appears in. kaiser's fans fawn over just as much as they do him (if not more), absolutely taken with her and showering her in nicknames such as "sweetheart" and "lovely" when she shows up on their feed, butting her head against kaiser's thigh or caught in the middle of licking a hand with a familiar crown inked on the back of it.

the veterinary clinic located near bastard münchen's stadium has a much different opinion of her than the public, though. if mia has an upcoming appointment, they're scheduling three vets to just her—two to handle the fussy, dramatic kitty, and one to deal with her equally ostentatious owner.

you transferred to the munich branch of the vet clinic chain from cologne about three months ago for a change in scenery and a fresh start in a new, larger city. you've already proven your worth during your time there, though, receiving nothing but positive reviews from clients you've seen, and have even started being requested by name when they call to schedule an appointment for their beloved pets.

so when michael kaiser strides into the clinic one morning, unannounced and unplanned for, the other vets on duty are eager to throw you at him and let you have at it.

"consider it the final module of your training," your boss tells you with a sharp grin—as if you haven't been fully onboarded for nearly two months now.

you've heard the horror stories from your coworkers, but they don't really compare to the real thing. thankfully, you've got two of them in the room with you (as is standard for treating mia), but your coworkers' attempts at calming kaiser down do little, and it's only working mia up even more. unfortunately for you, the man is snappier than usual, agitated with worry over mia's sudden illness.

(not that he'll ever admit it.)

mia lashes out at you again as you try to approach her with the ophthalmoscope, batting at your arm and letting out a low, vicious hiss that's all teeth.

humming, you slip the scope into your pocket and kneel down so your face is level with hers. ever so slowly, you move your hand toward her. a low yowling sounds from the back of her throat as if to warn you away, but you keep advancing inch by inch, until your hand is right in front of her nose.

cautiously, she sniffs at your palm, still grumbling. after a moment of allowing her to familiarize herself with you, you give a gentle pet to her head. when she doesn't lash out, you carefully continue to stroke your fingers through her fur until she eases up and lays down on the counter.

"there you go," you coo at her softly. you take the scope back out and handing it off to your coworker, who watches, absolutely bewildered, as mia begins purring and snuggling into your touch. "you're just scared, aren't you? poor girl. you're actually very sweet, hm?"

you continue petting her with one hand and use the other to hold her head in place as your coworker observes her eyes with the scope. once he nods at you, you release her head, but don't stop carding your hands through her fur.

"the good news is that there aren't any ulcers, tumors, or severe injuries in either of her eyes," your coworker says.

you hum, looking away from mia and to her owner. you feel a bit taken aback when you catch him watching you sharply, but force yourself to relax, as to not work the cat up again.

“we’ll have to run some blood tests and take the pressure in her eyes to determine the exact cause of the conjunctivitis, but at the very least, it’s nothing too serious,” you explain. "it'll take a few days to get the results back, but in the meantime, we can give her some medication to help with the symptoms."

to everyone's surprise, you manage to wrap up the impromptu check-up without a major outburst from either of the kaisers. the blonde seems a bit ruffled by the fact that he actually has to fight mia to get her away from you, but there's nothing greater than the scathing, "already trying to replace me, are you?" that's directed more toward the cat rather than you.

your boss is already scheming to assign you to mia's appointments for as long as possible, but kaiser takes care of that for him when he specifically requests you to treat his precious daughter from now on.

as of late, your fingers end up littered with the scratches and nips that mia makes when she's being playful with you. you can't bring yourself to mind when she always looks up at you with wide, endearing eyes after, making up for it by licking the small wounds clean.

perhaps it's an indicator of what's to come—the behavior she's inherited from her owner, who is also rapidly developing a keen interest in the only other person who has managed to touch mia's heart.

[frroggy]

A wip for part 3 of my klance comic?????

[lesbophobicdyke-moved]

seerizawa -> lnvent

mutuals pls rb!!

[luvmaze-bts]

LOL the official tumblr twitter used my gif that i made last year for hobis birthday

[sprikes]

Mordecai and his bird

[geekolet]

Czuję się jak ktoś, z kim nie pozwoliłbym pieprzyć się mojej własnej córce, i jednocześnie jak ktoś, z kim, będąc tą córką, chciałbym się pieprzyć bardziej niż z kimkolwiek innym.

Marylin Manson NO CZEŚĆ, KRYSTIAN. ];->

[renegadestrash]

The Evajacks dynamic:

[letshargroovetonight]

A concept: Steve slowly taking Billy apart with his tongue, just rimming him for so long until he's a shaking and whimpering mess

okay anon i just gotta say that i read this message when i was at work yesterday and had to place my phone facedown on my desk and calm myself so THANKS for that hahahahaha 

some rimming below the cut my friends

but yes this got me thinking about how billy, though he has had sexual encounters with a few guys before steve, has never really experienced a full-on rimming sessions until steve. and steve loves rimming billy - steve is a people pleaser and billy becomes completely undone when steve gets his mouth on him.

steve likes getting billy on all fours. billy looks back at him over his shoulder until steve presses his chest down to the bed. with billy’s ass up in the air, his hole is right there for the taking. steve spreads his cheeks apart, kneads at the flesh of his ass. he teases with some light licks at first which soon turn into broad strokes of the tongue. steve slips a finger or two in when billy’s clutching at the sheets and he starts whimpering, fuck and please and steve. they slide in so easy, right down to the knuckle because steve’s tongue has got billy so wet.

or sometimes, steve’ll hoist billy’s legs up, get his hips off the bed so that only the top of billy’s back is resting on the sheets and he can get at billy’s hole that way. steve likes that too because he can watch billy throw an arm over his eyes as if embarrassed to have steve’s gaze on him. but steve can still see the way billy bites at his bottom lip, the way his adam’s apple bobs when billy swallows down the moans that eventually end up escaping because billy can’t hold back for too long. when billy’s orgasm hits him, steve’s eyes track the come that spurts from his cock as it slides down his stomach towards his chest.