#hella fly

[harrelltut]

Westside Gunn - Hella Flyy

[pointy-tiny-turtles]

happy 2023!! *throws him at u*

[spinosauroid]

We're essentially one being

[thatsrightice]

In Part 2 of Masters of the Air, Crosby said he could make overthinking into a an Olympic sport and after reading his book I can confidently say that it’s 100% valid.

Here’s his recount of what happened during and after the mission to Trondheim, Norway in his book A Wing and a Prayer:

What did they do to a navigator who had screwed up as badly as I had? I never knew where I was. I had forgotten completely that I was to radio back a position report in code every fifteen minutes. I didn't give the groups enough warning before the I.P. If the Germans hadn't sent up the smoke screen we might have gone on to the Arctic Circle.

I had done everything wrong. I messed up the rendezvous. I should have given P.R.'s to radio and a strike message, which he was supposed to send in code back to HQ. None of that. I had left the briefed course. Because I didn't think I could navigate in Norway I took us to Scotland. Instead of being at altitude most of the time I brought us home on the deck.

What did they do for stuff like that? Court-martial? Ground me? That didn't sound so bad. Send me back to the States? Disgrace. As we headed home, I figured no headings. I computed no ETA's. I made no entries in my logbook. All I did was sit there, ooze sweat, stink, and feel sorry for myself. I grimly realized I was not airsick. I didn't use even one paper bag.

…

After we landed, I decided I could not endure the debriefing. I got out of the nose, dropped onto the ground. My frozen ankles hurt as I hit. Without speaking to the ground crew I walked off the concrete and into the woods. It was about a quarter mile to my quarters, but I made it, slinking along to avoid anyone talking to me. When an enlisted man offered me a ride in his jeep, I waved him off.

At the 418th site, no one was around. I went into our Nissen. Empty. I dropped onto my bed. The sweat. The smell of fear and shame. I could not bring myself to take off my fleece-lined flying clothes. I had forgotten to take the radio headset from around my neck. I remembered leaving my parachute in the plane. I should have turned it over to the rigger. What else?

Trouble.

I heard a jeep drive up, stop. A knock at the door.

The court-martial was beginning.

[nyctophobia-au]

Anyways, I really like how this turned out. :] They're just so,,, dapper.

[hella1975]

I ALSO BOUGHT THIS TODAY

[valsnonsense]

(Princess) Isabella Astrid Trollzart

"Oh, hello! Sorry about the mess, I'm developing my photos at the moment. Gimmie one moment~"

Parents: Wolfgang Amadeus Trollzart (Unknown Second Parent)

Siblings: N/A

Age: 25

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Genre: Classical/Orchestral/Hip Hop

Voice Claim: Robyn Rihanna Fenty (Rihanna)

The only daughter of Trollzart and future Conductor of the Classical Trolls. Gentle, sweet, if not a little soft-spoken, Isabella is the apple of her father's eye.

Isabella is an only child and was raised by Trollzart alone. She doesn't know who her other parent is, and from how Trollzart speaks so vehemently about them, she doesn't care to know.

Other then training to be the future Conductor, Isabella does side work as a photographer. Poppy gifted her a camera to start up a scrapbooking hobby, but she completely forgot about that bit and fell in love with the camera itself. She'll often disappear for days going on photo trips, coming back with no film left, covered in dirt, and grinning ear to ear.

Music wise, Isabella is a Classical troll through and through, being able to play almost every classical instrument ever created. However, she has a secret talent in the hip-hop genre. Isabella can spit rhymes like no ones buisness, challenging the skill of the most excelled musicians like Blaise or even King D himself. She's very private about this ability tho, only showing it to a handful of trusted friends.

Isabella currently resides in Symphonyville alongside her father.

Fun Facts!

- Isabella is currently in a relationship with Choco, eldest daughter of Branch and Poppy. Choco invited her out one night to a club, and while there, a troll challenged Isabella to rap battle. To which she took the mic and DESTROYED him. Choco fell in love right then and there

- Isabella's hair and tail flow naturally without the need for wind. This ability has never been seen before, and still remains a mystery. Isabella doesn't care for it much, I mean YOU try styling shit that won't sit still!!

- Isabella pierced her ear on a dare. She did it with a needle and without any supervision (she was like 13). Trollzart nearly had a heart attack when he came to pick her up and saw her ear twice it's original size and bleeding.

And that's Isabella!! I wanted to make a classical troll kid for Trollzart, but I don't really ship him with anyone, so I made him a single dad! But unlike Barb and Delta, that hasn't changed xD

I made her super pink cuz I thought it'd be fun. And why can she rap? Idk I thought it'd be funny xP

Voice Example:

[iddstar]

Drew this one for @yankingmyvajane. Was a super fun way to break the art block I’ve been struggling with lately.

Very gay moment from one of the latest D&D sessions.

[macey-wacey]

i could drown myself in someone like you

[housewifeswag2]

what would be your perfect date idea?

april 25th because it’s not too hot and it’s not too cold and… lol jk

you're saying *perfect* date so I'm assuming this is like with my perfect person who i'm super comfy with, best friend, etc. I want to go to vegas and do like an entire weekend (but preferably during the week lol i'd love a tues-thurs situation to avoid more ppl) fly there first class, stay somewhere more expensive than i normally would without feeling guilty, order room service, swim, read, go to shows, etc. 🥰

[fortunorsa]

I Just had a Dream about Human care bears and i had to draw robbie's design rq She was so pretty omg

[skenpiel]

wish i was a witch for real that would be so badass. god i would do anything for a magic broom

[belovedfoxincrocs-shadowbanned]

My wife is out of town until Saturday bros. Her brother is graduating college so her parents asked him where he would like to take a trip to and he said Washington D.C. and it isn't even to bomb the capitol or anything cool. He just wants to see museums and shit. So they are having a family vacation just the 4 of them.

I miss her.

[hella1975]

made my first dnd character ever and she's a total cunt and i love her