#her family is filthy rich and she knows at least a dozen equally rich men who would cut their own hand of for hers in marriage

[honeycollectswhump]

If Miss Mireille goes bankrupt, you can be sure I'll be the one who take Ashtray home with me...

He'll be the reason I stop smoking, I'll pamper him, give him homemade food and treat him like the good boy he is because he deserves it!

if you stop smoking with Ashtray in your house you deserve a medal!! he doesn't intend it but he'd make quitting so much harder :( why isn't there any new cigarette smell when he knows there was before!!! you treat him so well he is desperate to do a good job and might start carrying cigarettes around for quick access.

but he'd love you very much!!! you treat him so well!! and after some time he might even realise that his job isn't to be an Ashtray anymore, but to be a lapdog. and he'd do his very best to fulfill that new role :D