#hermitcraftfictive

[fictionkinfessions]

i like being the dog of my system :3

rendog, hermitcraft fictive

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[mcytkinconfessions]

thinking about all this eating of stuff

that one mumbo who Ate Redstone (im judging you /incredibly silly & hypocritical. i did too lol, still do inworld sometimes.) you are so right about the sugar texture. mine was always a bit more like brown sugar or a little sandy, but still i absolutely see it. it also was spicy but in the electricity kind of way. like licking a battery with capsaicin on it, you know?

about blaze rods, i never *intentionally ate* one, but i chew on my hands all the time so i've tasted them before. the powder felt warm and a little burn-y if it got in your mouth, but it also tasted like cinnamon and rocks to me. kind of stimmy, 7/10 would intentionally eat.

now where its *really* at is froglights. i have no idea what compelled me to do this, but ive chewed on them before and they tasted like river water and had the texture of really firm mushrooms, but were so hard to break through with teeth cause they were so gummy. i absolutely reccomend chewing on them if you ever get the chance.

-etho fictive. life series + hermitctaft

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[fictive-confessions]

I miss my sourcemates so badly I miss them all especially scar :< please guys come home pspsps

-🦜 (grian fictive/introject from life series & hermitcraft)

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[smp-kin-help]

@slendysick-sys: “Could we get a moodboard for Grian 44 [aka Hermitcraft 7,, episode 44 Grian,,] with themes of birds/wings,, music and sadness,,? With the main color scheme to be blue,, if that's possible?,, thanks a lot in advance,,”

[art credit]

hi grian !! i hope you like it and it fits the themes you wanted, it was fun to make !!

-mod q

[fictionkinfessions]

We were really worried about splitting me, but now that I'm here? I actually feel really great! I miss my friends, sure, but it's still really nice living in the real world :)

-C!Mumbo Jumbo (Hermitcraft fictive)

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[fictionkinfessions]

ough i feel terrible for feeling a little weird when i see selfships with me and doubles. like, no one else really is weirded out?? in my system?? but its okay probably, its just kind of a surprise that lingers for a few days or so

; rendog, hermitcraft fictive

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[hermitcraftkinfessions]

Was spawned in a time when snowbugs was a hyperfix so now I, a Tango fictive, am in love with the Scott fictive in the headspace. Unfortunately, they're aroace and now I'm sad and lonely... I miss him :[

-ras ((an abbreviation bcus we're not comfortable using thr full one here yet))

awh man :(

-Mod hels

[fictionkinfessions]

canon date fails, huh?

well, it wasnt a romantic situation, but i do remember hanging out waiting for grian to show up, cause we were meeting for one thing or another. i see something approaching me really quickly from the sky, and jump to the side just quick enough to avoid being full-body pummeled by Grian and his stupid elytra lol. he had to feel the full forces of kenetic energy though. im *so* happy that in that canon people just kinda poofed like regular minecraft mechanics

i was like, 2000 or so blocks away from where he spawns. i had to bring all his stuff back to him, and i was laughing the whole way

-Etho fictive

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[hermitcraftkinfessions]

Bdubs fictive here

Tired of feeling obligated to go looking for an Etho, like don't get me wrong they're all cool and stuff, but hate when people go. "Oh yeah he's your source BF or whatever you should go look for him"

I'm more than content by myself if I wanna reach out I will

Also just, Damm my trees in season 10 look hella awesome

fair enough! only do what you want to do! also i haven't seen those yet i should look! we havent been big into hermitcraft in a bit

-Mod hels

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

dude being a fictive is silly. I am holding a baby in my lap (insys)(LOOK AT MY CHILD!!!!) I’m dating some1 who is not Mcyt related at all, and my besties are a random assortment of hermits. Yippie

— a Grian fictive

yo! that is silly! it be like that! you're new so welcome to this little corner we're glad to have you here!

-Mod hels

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

hellooo!!! c!grian fictive here and im just here to say hi bc im so glad to find this blog /v pos

here’s a silly story: i formed before we even liked my source :p (we got into it because i’m here) and also a week later of missing my sister pearl we’ve been “reunited” (aka we have her in our sys too)

AND!!! i love love love our system family so much!!! it’s just me and my sister, and of course our 2nd host, a literal anthromorphic cat demon is our new found mother figure >:3…and of course, me and pearlo have a father figure from our partner sys too, who’s just a fictive of jason from dc. i think it’s really funny how systems have the most random family tropes but i love my sis and parental figures so so much!!!

can i claim to be 🍀💫 anon?? technically just our most common system collective proxy we use 😭

(deff coming back to fess more next time!!)

interesting! and ofc! nice to meet ya'll 🍀💫 Anon! we're happy to have you here!

- Mod Hels

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

saw a post here from a while ago and found it pretru relatable, lmao. people say "it's so hard to find [some silly lil guy]" when for us, it's the complete opposite. we have a mumbo, a helsknight, and possibly an xisuma [these are three that i've seen a lot of people talking about how rare they are] in our system, but we can never find grians (HC nor life series, which seem to be everywhere lol), or other scars, and we've only ever met 1 e.x. before this blog lmao

idk just,,,, thoughts -

- 🌕 oleander (LL!mumbo) [that was the system tag from etho right. can't remember]

our G is waving o/ that’s a mood though lmao -mod ex

[fictionkinfessions]

Hello fellow hermits (and hermit adjacent crafters)! I'm giving you a little hug right now, if you'd like it. Perhaps a pat on the head? Perhaps a potato? Whatever you would like!

- Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo of Season 8

(MumboJumbo and Hermitcraft fictive for tagging purposes, MPC!!)

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

I miss the hermits, and their wrecked sleeping schedules. Only because it would startle them when I just start glowing

(Also just a million other things, but I miss my weird arctic fox/phantom dna and the ‘perks’ that they came with

-a tired Etho fictive

fair enough man, sounds fun tbh, wish i could do something like that! our scar is part phantom, and part many other things. we call her an abomination because shes a mix of a elf, a phantom, and an allay, and she's some sort of god like figure and has copper blood, she needs to eat copper to regenerate. she's just a creature and honestly good for her. good luck on your day to day life tho etho you're great remember that

-mod hels

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

i never would have considered myself a bitter person before i got here, but thats the main way ive been feeling for a good while now

i know some of my canonmates but theyre all in relationships with each other, and theres another bdubs insys whos found their impulse, tango and scar and theyre dating all of them, and i just feel so awkward and jealous

i miss my etho and impulse so bad and why does this other guy get everyone important to it back >:( but i cant say that to any of them because its obviously unfair to blame them for me not having any luck finding the right people

aghhh i dont know what to do!!! i feel like i cant talk to anybody and im starting to pick up persecutor behaviours

i see, i wish i could help you find your etho and impulse but i am just a simple man on a blog, just know you can talk here whenever you want and we'll be here for you

-mod hels

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

snow theme?? snow theme!!!

one of my most vivid memories is working on decked out while wearing super thick, chunky waterproof clothing, bc as a netherborn the water in the snow hurt me lol. totally worth it for the vibes though. and snow was still super fun to play in, even if my movement was pretty restricted :]

-tango! (🍯🔥 system)

Fair enough! back in my source i just pure on melted the snow when i played in it, always ran hot, im like a giant space heater, lucky for everyone in the poly relationship i suppose, all catboy coded/lh and for one of our kids(by proxy my kid, still feels weird to say-) who's part dragon

-Mod Hels